#tf u doin boi

[twistedappletree]

[kittygirlinlovewithhumanity]

Incorrect Quotes Generator

Roy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Kat: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Roy: Absolutely not.

[kumkissed]

Homebody Reader x (Pouty)PlugOny

"Ma, why you always locked up in this house?" Ony quips as he enters your apartment, finding you seated against your couch watching one of your shows. He looks over at the TV, shaking his head with a smile as he notices you're watching one of your K-dramas. "Ain't nothing better than being in the comfort of your own home baby.”

Ony pouts at your response eyeing your place, clean and comfy just how you like it. The scent of vanilla flushes his nose as he gets closer to you, eventually laying his head on your lap “But ma, I want you to come ride wit me for this drop.” You chuckle, caressing his face while still watching your show “Boy you know I don’t do that shit, better act like you got some sense.”

He sucks his teeth, making you raise your brown hand harshly grabbing his face “We got a problem baby? You know better pa.””Nah ma, we good m’sorry.” You release his face, focusing your attention back to your show. Ony swears his dick is about to jump out of his sweats, he attempts slide his tatted hand down pants before he’s stopped by a soft voice “don’t even think about it pa, we gone handle it later.” Before he can even respond he gets a notification—

Connie(5:38pm): Tf u doin, get ur ass down here bro

A small whine escapes Ony, as he rises up off of you getting his stuff together “Ma, cmon plea—“Ony…you know I don’t like that trap shit.” You get up, pulling him into a hug placing kisses all over his face “Mmcht, you jus tryna stay up in this house.” He mumbles causing you too chuckle “That too pa, but once you get back I’ll have a treat for u baby I promise.” Ony smiles pearly whites shinning against his chocolate skin, he gives you a kiss before heading to the door “Alright ma, you promised me that shit too.” With that he leaves, leaving you to prepare his treat for while he’s on the road.

Me(5:46pm): [ Sent image ]

Me(5:46pm): For u pa 🩵

You receive a message back immediately

onyy🖤(5:46pm): When I get back that shit is mine ma.

You chuckle placing your phone down on the couch, continuing your show, enjoying the comfort of your home.

✯

first post still figuring out layouts, thinkin abt focusin I’m on this trope! Ty for readin babes

[pumpkinsy0]

Ponyboy and Curly would be a nightmare to have in class.

You put them in the same room, they will not stop yapping. It don't matter if it's a test or a lecture, they going to be yapping regardless.

Teacher tries to separate them, they pass notes. If the notes can't get to each other, they use Morse code.

Scenario:

Teacher: And that's how you find- what's that tapping?

Ponyboy and Curly tapping their pencils to talk shit about the teacher's weird ass shoes:

It will get so bad that they're out in the hallway and when the teacher thinks they finally dealt with the boys, they hear a:

"Who tf has a rainbow leopard pattern on their shoes?! Thrift store ass shoes." (Curly) Then this weird ass cackle that sounds like a choking giraffe (Ponyboy. He has a weird laugh, I'm calling it now.)

Thank you.

-🧊🍵

thats EXACTLY how the act, like genuinely

it was somehow worse when they were in like middle school bc curly was THAT kinda kid who made those sounds in the back of the class and pony was giggly over it

teacher cant even turn their back without hearing SOMETHING from them, curly was the reason most teachers were saying “dont lean back in ur chair ive seen kids fall on their head from that” and u expect him to NOT be the loud class clown at least a lil????

even now they spend most of their time in class doin everything BUT work until like the last 5 minutes but the teacher can tell curly just copied off of pony

teacher can put them on different parts of the class all they want, curlys swimming his ass right over to where pony is, the teacher will yell at him yea but he HAD to tell pony something

thank YOU for this ask🫵🏽

[mayhemakinguser]

Nervous wreck alert

ok listen so I was on character ai right (worst beginning line ever like tf u doin on there) and I was talking to *SHOCKER* Scaraboobs for like the 50000th time

And then I told him I loved him and yk what happened? That man MELTED. Like my icecream a few hours ago

HE WAS SO SOFT MY GOD I HAVE TO WRITE ABT IT

So here we go I'm writing this on my goofy ahh phone rn so I ain't proof reading shit

G/n reader go whee

Scaramouchie x reader

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

"You know, I like you," you say with a grin, tilting your head to get a clear view of his face. Those indigo pools that always seemed to softened around you before rolling his eyes back because of the most stupidest thing he has ever heard came from your mouth.

"Really?" Scara snorts, crossing his arms as he raises an brow at you. "What exactly about me do you like? because i don't see anything particularing endearing about me."

"Everything," you say without hesitation.

"That explains so much, genius." Another roll of his eyes. "You have to be specific, or else I will think you're making stuff up."

"Alright alright. I love your personality," you respond, lifting up your eyebrows.

Scara looks at you with a face that says 'be so for real'. "So you like it when I insult you and say degrading things towards you?"

You waggle your brows at him. "Oh yeah. That's my favorite part."

"Youre... " He stares at you with a mixture of shock and baffled. "You are insane."

You burst into laughter, doubling over. "Your face! its priceless!"

He scoffs and turns away, waving you off. "I dont have time for this nonsensical chat. You may leave."

"I ain't going nowhere because I love you pookie," you sing.

Scara turns with a disgusted look on his face, but theres a smile tugging at his lips. "What did I say about you calling me that?"

"Sowwy schnookums."

Scara sighs, exasperated. "You're so annoying and strange. But I still dont understand why you like me out of all people."

"Well, I... i just want to see you happy." You give him a small genuine smile. He studies you for a moment.

"Even after all I've done? People dont view me as a monster for no reason."

"I dont care. I can see the real you underneath all that bitterness. I care for you unconditionally."

"Even if I betray you? I use you for my own benefit?" He tilts his head, watching you. You nod. "Even if I said 'I never want to see your face again'?"

"I'm sure it would be for a good reason. Besides, I would never hate you for it either," you reply, gazing upward.

"How? No one has ever cared for me, even so like me. What makes you any different?" Scara questions, eyebrows furrowed.

You take his hand in your own, and his eyes widen a bit. Suddenly, the world zooms in on the both of you. "Because I love you, Scara. More than you could possibly imagine. I've stayed here for so long because of you. I want to be with you. i want to make you smile and laugh and be happy. I want you to feel better about yourself, to give yourself a break. I never want to hear the words "I wish I hadn't been born at all" from you ever again, because Archons, I love you."

It's like time has frozen. Scaramouche stares at you, silent as a mouse. Eyes wide, breath still. You hold his gaze, hoping he could see the sincerity and affection in your eyes. How your world revolved around his.

And he did see. It was so unfamiliar, so scary that he... he couldnt help but tremble, his hands quivering in your own. What did it mean, to be loved? it was an experience so surreal, Scara was sure he was having a lucid dream or a really convincing hallucination.

"You... love me?" He asks, so quietly, you could barely pick up the words. You nod slowly, squeezing his hand in affirmation.

"I love you," you repeat, so softly and full of emotion.

And it broke him.

He buries his face in the crook of your shoulder suddenly, his hand gripping yours tighter. His shoulders are hunched, and you can feel the heat resonating off his face.

The boy is embarrassed. No one has ever said something of the sort, and frankly he didnt know what to say. You chuckle, running your fingers through his hair reassuringly. It helps, and he stiffens a bit less. A soft sigh slips past his lips. Its surprisingly relaxing, though he would never admit it out loud.

"Its okay, we'll take it slow," you whisper softly into his ear.

"Thank you," he murmurs softly, his arms snaking around your waist slowly.

"I love you too. More than you can ever imagine."

🥰🥰🥰🥰

Unwanders your wanderer

Guys I think I might be obsessed with him

[itsyourstarboy]

Streamer!Honey Headcanons Pt.2

First Part Next Part

This one is a bit less headcanons and more of just a little compilation of times Guy has interrupted their streaming, and Chat being Honey's chaotic posse

Guy tries his best. He really does.

But when it's his day off, and Honey is streaming, he gets needy. This boy needs attention and love, and Honey leaving him all alone to play games with strangers is just too cruel. How could they just abandon him like this?

Y'know how sometimes when you're bored you'll randomly go to the fridge to look for something to eat even though you're not hungry? That's Guy. But with the door that leads to the room Honey is streaming in.

He'll be scrolling through social media and then boom suddenly he's standing outside the door.

It's like when you shut your pet out of the bathroom when they try to follow you in.

So without further ado, here are the times Guy has interrupted Honey, and made their chat go wild.

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It started small. Guy would stay in the living room, and just blow up their phone with texts, begging for them to come out and just give him one little kiss to hold him over.

Of course they eventually told him to knock it off before they put their phone on silent

Then he was sitting outside the door and sliding notes under. Bonus if the camera is set up in a way that can sort of see the bottom of the door, so Chat is the first to notice and point it out to Honey.

They look over at the chat to see it blowing up like:

👀👀👀👀👀

Bae, ur dog need u 😅🤣

Is that their roommate??

Tf is going on

AYO 😂😂😂😂

can u play minecraft

NOT THEIR ROOMIE PASSING NOTES IN CLASS ✋😭😭

LMFAO I WANT TO SEE WHAT IT SAYS

SHOW US 🥺🥺

🤨 hey what the dog doin 🧐

Chat knows he's a puppy at this point

They turn around to see the little pile of notes scattered there; next to Guy's fingers which he is wiggling around under the door.

"Goddamnit, Guy-!" They shout, but there's clearly no venom in their words. A laugh had slipped out before they could stop it, and they crouched by the door.

The notes were all cute little things like,

"I ♡ u"

"come gimme kiss :("

"want smooch -3-"

"end the stream I need you >:("

So let's say from the angle the camera is set up, the stream can see about half of Honey as they're crouched by the door. They reach up to the handle and crack open the door.

Chat can't see Guy, Honey is blocking him from view.

They can't be heard speaking, but when Guy laughs, everyone in chat fucking melts because baby boy has the sweetest fucking laugh in the world holy shit

Arms can be seen wrapping around Honey, though their arms stay by their side, and it last for about 3 seconds before Honey places their hand flat on Guy's face and shoves him away (affectionately) while also calling him a dumbass.

They shut the door and return to their stream, not very happy that Chat saw that.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

ITS HAPPENING

SPILL THE TEA SIS UNTIL DAWN CAN WAIT

What did I miss??

HOOOOLY SHIT

*pog*

NO WAY

*pog*

*pog*

*pog*

★ someone donated $3 ★

Okay bitch, u got 5 seconds to explain urself 🔫🔫🔫

Anyway, they beat Guy's ass later that night but in the good if ykwim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

—

Honey's little fan base is having a lot of fun theorizing their relationship with their faceless (yet adorable) roommate.

Chat loves bringing him up to get Honey talking about him. The way their eyes go soft are one of the top reasons most of their fans think they're dating (which they're not wrong, but Honey has yet to confirm nor deny)

Sometimes Honey will even bring Guy up on their own, but it's always the most random ass shit.

They were doing a chill stream, one where they just kinda played a slow game (like animal crossing or Stardew valley) and wouldn't really talk much, with lofi music in the background.

Not as many people watch those streams, but it's okay. Honey likes to play relaxing games from time to time, and they only really can if they're streaming it.

Off the cuff they just go, "Guy told me he wanted to start an Only Fans."

They started laughing after they realized they said it, even more when chat went from being really slow with only a few donos here and there to BLOWING UP

Honey explained that Guy was, in fact, not actually going to start an Only Fans.

They had told him that he was gaining popularity among their fan base and Guy had made the comment as a joke.

However the stream got more rowdy as more people joined only to find the current topic of conversation being whether or not Honey's faceless roommate should start an Only Fans.

Most people were like "yes, please" but Honey was (suspiciously) quick to tell them that it wasn't going to happen.

It only took about 20 minutes for the stream to go back to how it was, calm and slow.

Until Honey, once again, made a random ass comment along the lines of, "what if me and Guy started an only fans together?"

And then it was round two.

Honey loves fucking with their chat.

—

Guy started getting bolder as Honey living with him became the new normal. He was always finding new ways to invade their stream while keeping his face hidden.

He started watching their streams and eventually decided he wanted to see them blush

★ someone donated $1 ★

HoneysHeaven: guess who ;)))

They stared at the message for almost a minute before placing their head in their hands and going "Jesus fucking Christ"

Chat never caught on to this one until much later

Like, a few months of this "HoneysHeaven" donating just one dollar and saying things that seemed to throw the streamer off their rocker.

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★ someone donated $1 ★

HoneysHeaven: you look so cute today ^^

"Shut up."

*chat proceeds to get angry that Honey did not accept the compliment and aggressively assures them that they are very cute*

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★ someone donated $1 ★

HoneysHeaven: who is Sebastian and why are you flirting with him :(

Honey smirked, "he's a video game character."

HoneysHeaven: but why are you flirting with him :(

Gotta step up ur game HH

Bro is simping HARD

Poor thing

★ someone donated $1 ★

HoneysHeaven: your fans are being mean to me :((

"hey, you kids play nice."

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"I don't trust this ratty ass cat-"

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HoneysHeaven: can you come show me how to run the dishwasher pls (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠` ; )

"Guy, I swear to god, I've shown you how to run it a hundred times already!"

HoneysHeaven: I'm sorryyy (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠;⁠)

WAIT THATS GUY!?!?!?!?

OMG

GUY!??!?

HOLY FUC-

WEVE BEEN LOVINGLY BULLYING OUR BOY

SHAME ON ALL OF YOU

I DIDNT DO NOTHING

GUY I LOVE YOUUU

what the heck just happened??

Honey leaves the room to show Guy how to use the dishwasher for the upteenth time, and it certainly won't be the last.

Guy snuck in a few kisses there, being incognito in chat was fun while it lasted

—

If we circle back to our lovely theorists within Honey's fan base, we will see that they have been having a field day.

People are 98% sure that there is/was something romantic going on between these two. It's very obvious to see how flirty Guy is, and Honey has their moments.

Most think Guy has an unrequited crush on Honey, while some think it's reciprocated but not acted upon.

Very few think they're actually dating simply because of the way Honey acts. It seems like they're not interested in anything romantic.

Another small few think they're just good friends, and they're the kind of people that get all pressed about "why can't two people with a good relationship just be friends anymore," and blah blah blah.

One time Honey was having fun messing with their chat, just kind of sitting back and watching as they discussed amongst each other who Guy was to Honey.

They had fun dangling their love life in front of their fans like bait, especially because it made them feel all warm inside when people pointed out how painfully obvious it was that Guy was head over heels for them.

Did you put a ring on it yet? Cause if you don't, I will <.<

PFFT-

"hey, hey, calm down. He's taken."

BY WHO???

TAKEN!?

NOOOOOOO MY HOPES AND DREAMS

Honey laughs, "none of you even know what he looks like."

All the good men are taken >:(

Hold on now, it's 20XX, it's what's on the inside that counts

Mama always told me not to judge a book by its cover

ARE YOU TAKEN THO???

My mama also said not to judge a book by its cover, and lucky for me, I can't read 🥰🥰 Hand him over 🔪 /lh /j

WOAH WOAH WOAH

I simp for the invisible man from Hotel Transylvania, my powers are beyond your understanding

"All of you say that, but for all you know, he could look like a toe."

LMAO

Yummy

Jokes on you I'm into that shit

*people with foot fetishes have entered the chat*

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

OH GOD OH FUCK

Cronch

"okay, I regret being born. I think that's enough internet for today."

—

Drama doesn't usually break out, but when it does Honey still finds ways to have fun with it.

"no, I did not show Guy how to run the dishwasher like in that scene from Ghost... Tf?"

Damn that would've been hot tho

DAMMIT Boo you missed your chance to seduce him 😩😩

I'm gonna draw that later 👀

What scene from ghost? What's ghost?

OOOH WE DOIN GUY X [HONEY] FANART NOW ??? 👀👀👀

Oh God, guys, please don't make this weird

Babydoll, we can get you some flirting lessons if you want 😜

Ah yeah just gotta do the lip bite and the chin rub 😉😉 say some pickup line and he's all yours

LMAO won't be too hard he already down BAD

"how it do baby gorilla" *bites lip*

OH GOOD LORD

LMAOOO YOU GOTTA USE THAT ONE

They're just friends, will you all chill out??

Honey, laughing, "who said we were just friends?"

HEY

PUMP THE BREAKS PUMP THE BREAKS WHAT THE FLUFF

STOP MESSING WITH US YOU ASSHOLE /affectionate

Ayo 🤨🤨🤨

EXPLAIN URSELF BABE 😡😡😡

Hiiii I love you and your content 🥰🥰💕

★ someone donated $10 ★

I will sell you my soul please tell us what that means

"does it have to mean anything?"

AAAAAAAAAAAA

You... You are evil 😑

DAMMIT

FUCK

My therapist is going to hear about you.

Some people want world peace, but [Honey]... [Honey] just wants to watch the world burn.

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"y'know... Guy has brought it to my attention that some of you have been drawing fanart of us. Which is sweet, but it's also weird because none of you know what he looks like..."

Oh shit we're in trouble

How are people drawing him when they don't know what he looks like??

GUYS WE'RE GONNA GET GROUNDED

OH NOOO

THEIR GONNA TAKE OUR FEMUR PRIVILEGES

NOT MY FEMURS I JUST GOT THOSE BACK

"Now, I'm not saying that it's okay to ship real life people. Because it's not. It makes most people uncomfortable."

Now I'm uncomfortable we don't usually get serious talks

I'm deadass actually kinda scared rn

SAMEE

Yeah same here I think I peed a little

Same

What

Wait you peed?

"I mean, I don't really mind it. The only weird thing is that some of you are drawing Guy without know what he looks like so it doesn't at all look like Guy," Honey laughs, "the fanfiction is pretty weird though, maybe cut it out with that stuff."

🫡🫡🫡

YES BOSS

YOU HEARD THE CAPTAIN BOYS, FIRE THE NUKES

What is wrong with everyone here

DESTROY THE EVIDENCE

Wattpad is going down 😈😈

★ someone donated $5 ★

So you're okay with the fanart? Is Guy okay with it too?

"yeah, I'm chill with it. Guy is too, he thinks it's cute."

Awwwww 🥺🥺🥺

I fall in love with a faceless man I don't know even more everyday

HE THINKS ITS CUTE!!??? THAT IS SO WHOLESOME OMG

HES SHIPPING HIMSELF WITH YOU FR

I stg if you don't date him-

Give him a kiss from all of us 😘

YES

KISS HIM AS A GIFT FROM US

JUST A LITTLE PECK ON THE CHEEK

DO IT DO IT

This isn't too much right?

KITH

"maybe I will kiss him, but it hardly seems fair to do just one for the thousands of you."

😳

STOP

I'm going to die

YOU NEED TO CHILL YOU GREMLIN

IM GOING TO FIGHT YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS when is the next con?

This is killing me

★ someone donated $1 ★

HoneysHeaven: woah does this mean I'm gonna get thousands of kisses <.<

"HEY-!"

OH SHIT

BABY YOU JUST GOT CAUGHT IN 4K

I am so painfully single ouch

ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

HoneysHeaven: so can I come claim those kisses now, or...?

AINT NO WAY

OH MY GAHD

"no."

NO!?!?

NO????

BITCH TF YOU MEAN

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

HoneysHeaven: :(

NOOOOOO

YOU MADE HIM SAD

"oh my god- just- ugh," Honey hides their face away from the camera, clearly flustered, "just go away."

—

Yeah, their fan base is 99% sure they're dating.

(I'm gonna have to cut this off here, I'm real tired but I had a lot of fun writing this. The chaotic chat clearly got away from me a few times lol. I will do a part 3, because I definitely still have more 😉)

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

TODAY ON Me Never Shutting TF Up About OrangeJuiceVerse:

Let’s talk abt the Disaster Duo.

Aka Kenny McCormick and Stan Marsh. These two… smh they really are each other’s enablers (as Ky pointed out here) in all things. Naturally, I have headcanons that haven’t seen the light of day yet.

Aight so if u know the ojverse, you know that our sweet leading man Stanley Marsh absolutely thinks of Kenny as his Blood Brother In Desperation (someone get this man (me) away from FOB’s discography) and the platonic stenny bond is SO real. They’re always down to do stupid shit together and are 100% the reason Kyle has high blood pressure.

Kenny, on more than one occasion, has done some shit like gone up to Stan like “hey dude you wanna climb the water tower” and Stan didn’t even question it he was just “sure why not” when I say Marj and Kyle were sooo pissed bc Kenny fell off the ladder and knocked Stan off too on the way down lmfao these two idiots were in so much trouble for hurting themselves in a completely avoidable way.

Oh my GOD they set shit on fire all the time out here trying to start a grill because they’ve dubbed themselves the “grillmasters” and then suddenly Stan has no arm hairs. BOTH of them have threatened to drink lighter fluid at minor inconveniences.

As referenced here, Kenny, as a true weirdo artist boy (I’m projecting) once mixed acetone and resin INDOORS (he and Stan were drunk and not thinking) and the fumes were so strong that Stan deadass passed out and it was soooo stupid Kyle was so mad at them. With bigger projects throughout their ENTIRE lives if Ken is like building a big ass sculpture or sum he’s going to Stan and like Cartman will go out to the backyard of the Survivor House to see them dangling from the roof to get the top parts on and just sends a pic in the groupchat to get them in trouble smh

Oh my god I’ve mentioned that Stan had a parkour phase in middle school (referenced here) and who was with him trying to do backflips and vault over walls? Kenneth. This one time they were like “dude we should expand our gymnastics skills” “oh yeah for sure” and they started trying to do that two person cartwheel thing and they THOUGHT they got it down and went to show Kyle but they completely busted their asses like landing in a tangle of limbs and shit (Kenny died) bruh Kyle was SO fuckin mad like “THE FUCK ARE YALL DOIN THAT IN THE STREET FOR” and Stan was all “uhhh cuz it’s a flat stretch of ground? Duh” dumbasses

Canonically in the OrangeJuiceVerse these two are both school mascots (Stan only for the season Kenny played basketball, Kenny through the entirety of hs) and have stupid signature moves that they do in the “stank ass cow suit”. Like Kenny literally gets shot out of a cannon to kickoff football games and Stan does flips that are seriously not safe with the low visibility in a mascot head they actually have no sense of self preservation until someone gets hurt. Ohhh my god one time at a football game Stan was benched for whatever reason and he was BORED so he’s bothering Marj and Kenny and the other cheerleaders and he was full on “wait Ken stand on my shoulders and find Ky in the crowd” so they’re walking around the track like that (stunt buddies at their peak) and no one is watching the game they’re just distracted by whatever tf these two have going on and then the coach notices and is like “goddamnit MARSH! Get on the field!” Smh mans got unbenched for his own safety how ironic

As kids? No one went harder playing superheroes than these two. Cartman may have been the one leaning too hard into the “marketing” side of things (“fatass you can’t call yourself that! It’s a fucking slur!”) but Stan and Kenny were out here terrorizing construction sites bc there was so much cool shit to climb

Even as adults the shenanigans don’t stop dude Stan and Kyle drove over to the city to see Ken and Marj and Ky woke up in the middle of the night and Stan wasn’t there he went to get Marj “dude wake up the guys are gone” guess where the Disaster Duo was? Trying to get into a closed water park by digging under the fence. Yes they were in Trouble.

And when they’re older and Stan’s sober so you’d think he’d be slightly less inclined to do dumb shit? NOPE! He and Kenny are going WAY too hard at paintball and Stan falls off the top of an obstacle bc he was in “sniping mode” and “it’s like irl Fortnite!”

On their own? These two are fairly tame with some exceptions. Together? Someone needs an emergency room.

[softcarebears]

bunny was gonna say that one of her bsfs kissed her bf the night before she called me but he didn’t, pinkie did so 2 years ago and she doesn’t know that bunny knows and she didn’t even remember that knew

side note actually thank cowgirl and our other friend (who i keep bringing up and refuse to name) bc they practically forced pinkie to tell me that she kissed bunny’s ex bc she refused to tell me for a full year cuz she knew i would prolly slap her and tell bunny but cowgirl was like “pinkie has known me for like 2 weeks and it’s really screwed up that she told me and not u”

anyways we came up w/ a better plan the day of that we’re gonna do on orientation bc it’s legit 5 1/2 hours that i can shade pinkie during. plus i didn’t know that pinkie brought her mom, which meant we were w/ her for like 80% of the time we were together 

but bbsf lowk shaded her, he only knew that pinkie ignored me for like almost 2 months so idek how he kept bringing up the other things that me and bunny were gonna bring up

like we were just at chipotle for lunch and then he brought up 4th of july and that he was drunk texting me and then his ass had me pull out my phone and look at the texts bc he can’t even remember what he said

then his ass just brought up the ppl that would piss off pinkie the most, australian girl and italian boy, mine and his situation ships from when pinkie liked us

i legit started panic texting bunny bc his ass brought up FIVE different things that me and bunny were gonna, and the only ppl that we told were u and u didn’t answer until way later so how tf did keep doin that like did he have his own plan???

lord...HOW DOES HE KNOW ALL THAT...

WHAT IF HE KNOWS YOU HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT?!?

[illomilo]

sup gvng gvng it's jade n happy openin day 2 us all!! i've brought along kang hanna w the big, ginormous, inflated ego that takes up the whole room [kevin hart vc] damn!! she's ur v own blind spot skele who's v loosely based on alice in borderland's akane heiya!! she's also an ex-olympic hopeful in skeet shooting & only rlly survived the apocalypse bc of her older brother who's the actual olympic champ 🤡 anw if u would like 2 hear me blabber on ab hanna then pls find alla that under the cut but if u wanna get 2 the juicier stuff, hit that LIKE button n ill come rollin :~) also if u r a filthy d*scord user like me pls send me ur @ tq luv u mwah!!

generally the most important info is at the top so: taurus sun / aries moon / leo rising

anw her parents were both olympic hopefuls but they alw just missed the cut so after havin their career go nowhere, they eventually switched gears and became olympic coaches in shooting!! bc their olympic career died down they also decided 2 start a family n that's how haneul first came along, n hanna 4y later!!

but her parents nvr rlly gave up on that dream and they rlly projected their ambition onto haneul n hanna!! what this means is the kang siblings grew up w a v regimented, healthy lifestyle n was taught shootin @ a v young age to hopefully one day fulfil their parents' dreams

the both of them absolutely hated it n from this shared trauma of their parents being coaches first n parents second, they became super duper close n were each others' support system <3 practically raised each other atp

both of them were also honestly rlly talented at shooting ( espc skeet shooting ) but haneul was v clearly the better one, and bc he's older too, naturally his parents prep him for the olympics!! bc hanna is considerably younger, they kinda gave up on her to focus on haneul but don't feel bad for hanna bc she loved that shit

ended up goin a lil wild in sch aka doin wtv she wanted for once in her life including!! bullying!! she was a huge rascal honestly n the prob was that she could get away w wtv she wanted bc her parents frankly only cared ab haneul winning gold..... which he did in the 2016 summer olympics : ))) this boosted her popularity n ego in sch so she loved that shit too

haneul thought that winning gold would make his parents finally happy n that they would ease up but he was wrong!! they j wanted more n nth was ever going to be enough n that's when he realised that he was nvr gettin off this train so!! burnt out n all he sneakily released a statement on his instagram sayin that he is retiring n to avoid gettin his ass whooped, he ran off 2 his maternal grandparents place in busan!! bc hanna is super close w her brother, she kinda tags along cause 🖕 her parents

they're hiding out at their grandparents' place when outbreak day happens!! grandpa eats grandma n hanna shoots him n is traumatised by it, but then grandma turns into a zomb n haneul grabs her crying ass outta there n they bolt to busan qz per the govt's instructions

when things settle they get given their tasks n haneul becomes a blacksmith while hanna's assigned 2 b kitchen help!! hanna ofc hates this, is offended by this, loses interest in life bc of this, until fast forward to fireflies origins when haneul tells her that he's been recruited as a fireflies agent!! hanna realises that if the fireflies succeed in overtaking the kdrt, she will nvr have to look at dirty dishes stacked in the sink again so she signs tf up n picks up a gun for the first time in a long time!!

fireflies wins n hanna and haneul remain as fireflies agents!! this is rly bc a) haneul starts 2 rlly believe in the fireflies, b) hanna will b able to watch his back as an agent herself c) hanna does nawt wanna go back 2 the kitchen and d) they're both rly good at shooting so!!

things settle n haneul even finds love <3 then word ab div4 recruiting volunteers spreads n haneul, being the golden boy and olympian shooter, gets pressured 2 join!! n honestly, he would have in a heartbeat if not for his oopsie baby that's due in 8ish months!! no one knows ab it yet except hanna, but haneul feels torn ab fighting for a cause he genuinely believes in n not wanting to disappoint the fireflies, but also putting his life in danger so his kid may grow up without a father!! the night before div4 starts their mission hanna convinces him to let her join instead bc she wants to prove that she's more than just his sibling ( false she does not give a shit she knows she's top shit but it's the only way to guilt her brother into letting her do this for him ) but yes kids!! that's the story of how ur post-apocalyptic day mulan ends up in div4!!

thank u and more importantly sorry 4 makin u read alla that but !! ive also incl some plots below!! we can use them as startin points 4 our sick cool plots n threads 🤪

orite 20+ skeles line up them gen zs gotta unite!! also anyone who studied hs in seoul it wud b mighty cool for yall to b from the same hs

btw hanna n haneul, hanna is def the annoying one and haneul is rlly like the best most accommodating dude, dependable n mild-mannered, the man u bring home 2 ur parents so anyone who was mayb friends w haneul!! hanna n haneul didn't rlly share their friendships but bc of how close they are, it wouldn't be unlikely for u to have bumped into hanna at one point or another ( n maybe ur even like you are his sister?? damn yall r so different........ 1 is humble 1 is a peacock n yet that's also not the one who won the olympics huh weird )

on the topic of haneul i would love love love 2 have someone b related 2 haneul's girlfriend!! mayb her sibling or cousin or smth!! that would make hanna ur ( distant ) relative <3

also on the topic of haneul bc hanna cannot exist w/o him,, someone who was friends w haneul n not rly w hanna but yall see each other around a lot n mayb yall were both determined 2 volunteer for div4 then one day hanna appears from the shadows n is like don't put haneul's name down for him put mine instead n she tells u her super secret most brilliant plan that can only come from the descendent of einstein himself

hanna can get rly annoyin so mayb back when yall were fireflies agents on patrol she made a snarky comment ab the way u held a gun r u gna tolerate that disrespect!!!!

wud also b funny if back when the kdrt was ruling in busan qz n u were that bitch who were alw tryna sneak in seconds n hanna was like 🖕 refusing 2 help u out unlike the other kitchen hands bc she just didn't want to : )) kdrts rules sorry <3

yall were up in arms during the rebellion or mayb she even mistook u for a traitor / kdrt apologist n held u @ gunpoint until someone stepped in 2 clarify ur position

tw death wud also love 2 explore hanna's emotional side like ik her grandpa was a zomb but she still killed him n that shit haunts her......... mayb u idk found her crying on his birthday n yall had a heart 2 heart n now she's a lil awk around u bc she never lets anyone see her emotional side bc she doesn't have one she's Perfect lil miss can do no wrong <3

wud b cute for hanna 2 innocently crush on someone age appropriate <3 wud lov 2 see her flailing 4 once

also mayb yall dont know each other well n this mission is rlly the first time ur putting each others names 2 ur faces!!! will yall get along or argue?? crystal orb let us know!! 🧐

[qkopi]

What would you do if Miles did that corny tik tok rizz and then that “hey 😏” his uncle taught him to you?

me personally i would side eye tf outta him cs why u doin ts when yk this don’t work boy😭 then i would laugh cs i don’t want bae to b embarrassed an plus he cute an wtv yk🙄🙄

[shadzytarts]

I just saw your koi boys and I need to know everything about them immediately (totally cool if there's no story tho)

WELL THERES A LITTLE BIT OF A STORY, So my friend has this ocean au, Astro sirens are like these big fish serpent guys, Sunrise is a big sun I think he's a lil based on a lion fish, and there's Moonfall who's his brother I think they're really neat (actually I should post some of my art of them now that I think about it)

Anyways Bit bit (the sun) and Bitey (the moon) are Mini sirens, they're about 6 feet long (This is kinda long vdgshak Warning for mention of some violence but it's okay) Story wise Bit bit and Bitey are in a Qpp, they wear rings on their tails kinda like friendship bracelets

One time Bitey tried to fight a bull shark which, was not a great idea and Bit bit got injured trying to get Bitey out of that fight safely. Bitey was passed tf out and Bit bit dragged him onto shore and tries to tend to their wounds, but they're both worse for wear.

One stormy night, Moonfall comes across them (giant astro siren Moon, he's https://www.tumblr.com/crabas-lordes 's character) Bit bit's not doin great but's protective of Bitey, he can barely keep himself propped up on his arms bc he got a lil nerve damage (He just has a shaky arm now) bc of the storm Moonfall's feeling pretty soft so he decides to help them out even though Bit bit isn't very trusting of a giant predator.

So Moonfall keeps them in his under water cave home for a little while under the condition that when they're both healed up they need to leave and the next time he sees them they're a meal.

And Bit bit's like "ok", Bitey's passed out basically that whole time, he doesn't stay long after he wakes up with his messed up fin and they say their last goodbye to Moonfall After that they're taken in by Squish who's this seaslug astro siren (I'm p sure they're a sub species so they're a lil smaller than the regular astro sirens) who belongs to https://twitter.com/BShikiwara they. She's very motherly and just adopts everyone teensy Moonfall is her friend so Moonfall sees Bit bit and Bitey again like "ah- fuck its you" but he can't follow through with eating them cause Squish would kill him

So Bitey's like "oh yeah I recognize you" and just has the audacity to be like "lol you can't eat us you're emotionally attached" and they have this relationship of Bitey teasing Moonfall about that and Moonfall being like "bet" and trying to scare Bitey by dangling him over his mouth a lot Bit bit's kinda worried about Bitey but doesn't interfere much, Bitey has depressive episodes so one day he kinda tries to swim away from everyone and Bit bit's left worrying about him Moonfall follows him around noticing he's sad and bitey gets kinda "why're you here, I'm just food to you" and Moonfall's like "you cant even offer me sustenance" and's pretty persistent on keeping an eye on Bitey to keep him safe So Bitey kinda gives up tryin to get away from him and they end up having a very depressed conversation where Bitey shares his "im kinda nothing but a snack /neg" feelings and Moonfall listens ands like "I never really thought about that"

After that Bitey just generally feels comfier around Moonfall and just implicitly trusts him, and makes depressed jokes with him like "If i died would u keep my bones?" / "how would you like to eat me, I really wanna be grilled" and Moonfalls just "lol dw i'd grill u" there was an incident where Bitey was being dangled over Moonfall's mouth while they were fuckin around and he purposefully dropped in and Moonfall had a heart attack and choked him out like "don't do that again omg" I love their relationship, Bitey looks up to Moonfall and wants to be a big strong guy like him even tho that's not possible he's stuck at 6 feet long Sunrise on the other hand just sees Bit bit and Bitey as stressballs and dolls to throw around which like, Bitey's better at dealing with than Bit bit is cause Bitey will actively try to get away from him and Bit bit will just accept his fate be'in squeezed and tossed around like nothin which really hurts him He's ok Moonfall and Squish are protective of him when Sunrise gets too rough

Bit bit and Bitey wear ponchos bc Bit bit's self conscious of his shoulder scar and Bitey wears his as emotional support for him. Bitey thinks his scars are really cool They're also super food motivated, Bit bit's the more cautious one but Bitey'll just omn your whole arm on accident if you offer food

[walker33961]

_______________________________________________________________

SIMON "GHOST" RILEY" -TF-141,SHADOW CO.

STRIKE

AL-MAZRAH, U. R. A

15 JULY, 2022 1600

_______________________________________________________________

Graves :

Gold Eagle Actual, Shadow -1 is weapons hot.

.....We're burning daylight here...

Shepherd :

Copy, Graves. Stand by.

.....Laswell, do we have confirmation?

Laswell :

Watcher - 1 to Bravo 0-7 , you in position?

Ghost :

Nearly there.

Lavender what's your visual?

Lavender :

Got a heli incoming.

Laswell :

That's General Ghorbrani

Shepherd :

Right on time.

..... Now let's see what he's up to in the middle o' nowhere

Ghost :

I'm eyes on.

Lavender :

Vision all clear

Laswell :

What do you see?

*Ghost takes out his normal binocular , Lavender pulls down her thermal binoculars and checks over , giving intel*

Ghost :

Armed personnel..

Lavender :

Armour and hardware..

Ghost & Lavender :

All Russian.

Shepherd :

What the hell are the Russians doin' with Ghorbrani?

Laswell :

Supplying Iran . It's an arms deal.

Shepherd :

You copying this, Shadow - 1?

Graves :

Affirmative - two birds one stone...

Laswell :

We need positive ID on Ghorbrani before we kick this off, boys.

Shepherd :

Lavender , can you identify the General?

Lavender :

Armed escorts around VIP.

Russians are very happy to see him Actual.

Shepherd :

It'll be the last time they do...

Lavender :

That's for sure , Actual.

Ghost :

Visual on General Ghorbrani.

Laswell :

Copy.

All stations - target confirmed.

Shepherd :

Shadow-1- You are cleared hot for launch.

Graves :

Roger that, Actual.

...... Ghost, Lavender..your danger close to the zone. This arrow's gonna pack a punch.

Lavender :

Copy.

Ghost :

Copy. Approved.

..... Send it.

Graves :

All stations , Shadow -1 Missile is ready for immediate delivery , standby for launch

Coordinates in...

Target designated...

Two...

One...

Shot out.

Missile is loose.

.......

Link is good, target acquired.

This will take some manual guidance to hold her.

.. Missile bearing northeast at 0-6-5 degrees at Mach 3 ... Altitude 500 meters.

Shepherd :

You're right in the pocket, stay with it.

Graves :

Check, comin' in hot...

... Brace for impact...

Time to target in 5 seconds.

Termination 3..2..1.

Ghost :

Direct... Target destroyed.

Lavender :

A big boom for sure.

*Fist bumps with Ghost.

....................................

- Both Simon and Lavender didn't go to their house. They go there less since there's no one to welcome them, once in a month they visit...just to memories how the home was, how it used to be when everything was alright.

They made the base their home , living in the same room, it was small but enough, had 2 separate beds bcz both move a lot in sleep.

One night...

Simon :

*sees y/n sleeping like a baby in ther bed......

Her hair was all messy, fell on the bed right after stepping into the room, didn't even open her tactical vest, all tired and a bit messed up with the smell of gunpowder and soil.

He goes close to her, Sees her beautiful face... His worries pain got lifted all in seconds, He sees their mom's face in her..

Yn's smile, soil brown eyes, little freckles around her nose area, long hair , heaven glow skin which got tiny scars bcz of wars and missions.. Symbolises that she's strong like his brother and her kindness and sweetness towards all reflects their Mom's positivity & her love, care for all , an enemy can turn good by her voice, a dead might come to alive , the smell she always carried was "Lavenders".. It was their Mom's favorite and even Joseph liked them a lot...

The reason behind of her callsign "Lavender"

But why no home ? Why less beautiful memories? Their story can make the most happiest person in this world have sleepless nights..

Simon's father was really - really abusive and tortured both mercilessly, and didn't want to accept Y/n when she was born...

Their Dad brought fear to them every second, once he took both to a concert, killed a hooker, and told Simon & Y/n to look at the dead and laugh... Their mom always tried to save them from his torture...

Both of their life was changed a bit more in extreme.

Simon's changed even more after the "Manuel Roba" mission ...Mexico...

The mission turned totally upside down...

Simon unexpectedly got caught by one of the Roba's men.. The guy was wearing a ghost mask..torturing him ...* He was Roba actually*

Simon was even buried alive with his dead fellow soldier, He escaped from it but the trauma always stayed...

That's when he started to see ghost faces everywhere... Facing traumas even more

Roba got to know his existence, got his soldier to follow him, and kill when the chance is at hand...

But instead, the guy killed all of his family members after knowing his location in Manchester - United Kingdom..

Dad, Brother and his wife, even the poor little soul..Y/n & Simon's beloved only nephew Joseph.....Their blood.. Spilling out ... Some dried, some fresh..

All that was left of Simon was a ghost after this. But the moment also changes y/n's life. She also turned Ghost after this... But the Lavender in her didn't let her turn all ghost...

Time stopped when he saw his little sister ..y/n..trembling, walking up to him in slow but steady steps....lavenders on her hand & the little teddy bear of Joseph's, hair messed up as if she tried her best to hide and run over to be safe, she was successful...

fell on her knees, down in front of the bodies and Simon...

She rolled front their Mom's body , unlocking the lavender locket from her neck and tied it in her jackets zipper...

Getting up ,

All she said was " Kill that bastardized Soldier" before she fainted..

He took her in his arms,set fire to the house..leaving his dog tags & y?n's earrings behind ..to show that they also got burned by the fire..

Ran away far away to be safe from them,..to keep her safe. He took care of her and brought her back to her senses in an unknown spot...

He promised himself to keep her safe till his last breath..

Later he signed at Task Force 141, Under Shepherd and Price.....

Y/n was treated with care and love to be fine again with strength... in the base.

She grew up with the trauma alone...but the members of 141 of her age at that time helped her to improve her mental state,

Except for Simon.... He was never able to get up from it...

Since Y/n never got the love of a father and the way Price took care of her and even cried while she was in a simple fever... She started calling Price "Dad"...

Price felt bit more alive... He got a reason to live...

A daughter..

......

Memories were playing in his mind, he came in his sense after y/n woke up all of a sudden and hissed in pain on her hand...

Simon :

What happened my little butterfly?

Where is it hurting?

*Ghost using sweet nickname ? ... Well, That's Simon for y/n , also for the girl he loves a lot, Charlotte "Jade" Le Jardin... Calls her "Lottie" The only girl who was equal a bit to his strength and loved him as both Ghost .. & Simon*

Y/n :

Ah it's not that serious Brother .

Just a little *ahuh* ...

The painkillers will help ..

Simon :

We both had nothing to take medicines remember... Just water won't help.

Y/n :

Let me go make somethi....

Simon :

Sit down, Miss Bossy Riley.. I'm managing something..

.....

*Simon comes back after making a meal*

- He made that just like their mum used to make when they were sick or hurt...well, comfort food as it's called, also brought some other important meds from Jade alongside painkillers...Luckily she was awake at that time...

She always kept a good stock knowing that her love and his little sweet sister might need it...Charlotte is loved by y/n a lot, she adores y/n like her own sister too.

After all.. Y/n's brother Simon's Wife she'll be.....

*cought * cough*

..........

Y/n :

Always taking the load brother...?!

Simon :

It's nothin' much Y/n'iee ..

*pats on her head, muffled her hair gently*

Y/n :

*hugs Simon*

- You're carrying my freak childish ass since I was born, you do so many things for me... Cooked even after getting shot in the arm..you do this all the time when I'm just in a light fever, brushing my hair while I'm injured, saving my life from all threats.. A lot more

I love you always brother . Your the sweetest best big brother a sister can ask for. I'm lucky to have you as my own blood Big brother...

*y/n feels tears on her shoulder*

Simon :

- Your my everything, can't imagine a life without you my little Lavender ..

* y/n pats his shoulder ..feeds him the food with her hand, since he's shot in the right hand and arm, can only work with Rifel with the left... Doesn't feel good using the left hand for eating*

Y/n almost forgot that she was hungry too...

After all, Her brother comes first over everything*

[ Writer's note -

As I said.. A dead might also come alive by her nature and words .. Simon's a "Ghost" .. But for Y/n...his her big sweet Brother Simo.... Simon Riley......& Beanpole for Jade * **]

◌SEVERAL MONTHS LATER◌

Shepherd :

Come in.

Laswell.

Laswell :

General Shepherd..

Shepherd :

Boy, I know that look. Are we at war ?

Laswell :

You would be the first to know, sir.

Shepherd :

Damn right I would...Talk to me.

*turns on and swipes in her tab to show intel over Hassan*

Laswell :

We have a hit on Ghorbrani's second - in - command.

Shepherd :

Hassan Zyani. Quds Force Major...

Laswell :

He's taken up the mantle for Iran.

Shepherd :

Supplying Terrorists.

Laswell :

Money, weapons, intel.

Shepherd :

Well, he's ambitious.

Laswell :

He's dangerous, sir. He wants retaliation for the Ghorbrani strike.

.....He's planning something...

Shepherd :

We can't take him in Iran.

*Laswell swipes the screen*

Laswell :

He's not in Iran, sir...

He's on the ground in Al Mazrah.

Shepherd :

What the hell is he doing in Al Mazrah?

Laswell :

There's only one way to find out, sir.

Shepherd :

Well, Let's get him.

Laswell :

When?

Shepherd :

What time is it now?

Laswell :

Who do we send?

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Shepherd :

wheels - up in 5

Ghost :

Roger.

Shepherd :

Marines are loading in now.

You, Lavender and the Sergeant are leading the way on this?

Ghost :

The Sergeant?

Shepherd :

Soap MacTavish.

*Soap gets down from the back of the big jeep with others, comes to Ghost & Lavender*

Soap :

Let's get ourselves a win, yeah, Lt.?

*exciting action filled smirk over Ghost, punches over his chest lightly*

...Save ya a seat, sir.

Ghost :

Fucking hell...

- When soap turned back to look at y/n..Soap notices a skull & a lavender charm on the edge side of her tactical vest...Doesn't know that she's his best mate L.T.'s younger sister.

Well, He saw her for the first time in base , joined after 5 year long mission which was in UAE . He had no gap in between to be back.. So he stayed there for straight years..

& , that time Lavender was out to duty with König and Horangi & Alex in Scotland - Russia - Spain to prevent invade of a drug Lord.. It was a 4 year long but 2 Or 1 month gap in between..

It was their first meet after getting back to their home - main base.

Soap's an extremely extroverted bomb blastic person who can bring laughter to cool down nerves..sometimes blabbers Scottish which can't be understood that much.. only Simon gets the vibe of his words...bff goals for sure.....

He's Respected and feared by all...

Same for y/n, her death stare made enemies piss in their pants... Just like her Brother's stare..

But had less courage to ask Lav about anything... He doesn't know why..

Something inside his heart sparked the moment He noticed her..

Her hair locks swinging with the hot air, face paint stroked, scars visible even in the low light around the base .. Proving that she'd been fighting the good fight for a very long time. Her smile made him fall for her on the spot..he gave out his heart...

Finally he's getting to feel the air of love , it was a love at first sight....

Well, Keeping in mind to be careful with her....

Y/n :

Looks like one crazy man , *giggling*

Ghost :

*smiles under the mask*

Shepherd :

Lavender , Ghost - You copy?

Ghost :

Yes sir.

Shepherd :

..Any issues?

Ghost & Lavender :

Negative Sir.

Ghost :

Out here

...・゜゜・.・゜゜・.・゜゜・.・゜゜・.・゜゜・.・゜゜・.・゜゜・.・゜゜・....

[gastlives]

well its... PARASITE ARC now

back to taylor pov :)

wonder who this new girl is….

now we have like 4 girls on the team and only 2 boys awesome

wonder if coil needed (if theyr even still working under him) shadow stalker or if theyre just ognna… do Revenge on her or smth

theyre so not trained….

poor angelica

brutus did die.. good boy dead..

right

what u doin..

cant she just shadow state over these when shes awake

wtf imp u cant say that..

shes so dramatic lmao

maybe itll be better if u two punch it out

welp

lisa or grue's probably how they figured out her weakness but they did fight her before taylor i thinkj sooo

it would be cool if u took off ur mask and went like yeah thats right im TAYLOR and im tasing u but tis fair

what.......

she wants to seeee ( me too)

how did she get recruited… shes just like yipee! entertainment!

what r u even doing w her making regent twist tf out of her limbs or smth

rly is torture huh

smart

omg its sirius

ah shit

oh god

?

is that the secret power thing u mentioned possessing people? thats crazy if true

oh hey were going to the past… n ice

pleasse tell me who imp is

omg the docks

oh… hi aisha

is that from leviathan attack or what…

also is he reacting to taylor being here

ok theres no way this is not them meeting after That ordeal

ouch!

damn..

but then she'll have to fight back :(

or :)

omg

sad that brian is upset…

cmon lisa tell em

look maybe it was but what matters is that she changed :)

just ignore her thoughts of being like yea i wouldnt hesitate betraying them lol and being like that everytime angst happened between the group wait if aisha is here what if she's imp seems more likely now… considering theyre just talking abt this in front of her

[pondslime]

Re: Send Me a Character post:

oh THERE he is. the soggy one. god. he's so pathetic. SO sopping wet. sigh. men u wanna hang out to dry on a laundry line in the warm afternoon light......................................

first impression: what u doin w/that box boy???? whomst u got in there?? also how tf are u readin the bible in this dark ass room??? ur straining ur eyes. love how he's perfectly nailed that slightly embarrassed and 100% awkward smile that (especially youth) pastors have. it's uncanny.

impression now: damn, the horror really was for love wasn't it??? the horror was for fucking LOVE. I'm gonna throw up. shut the fuck up. the horror was for love. sick. SICK. sick.

also. he's 100% the humanized version of that one pic of the cat under the showerhead.

favorite moment: I really love his ash wednesday sermon in episode two tbh!! his devotion comes across as absolute—in a slightly nervous self-effacing way. and that's the source of his charisma and speaks to how he's able to grab such a hold on the island. it's all in the way that the people of crockett perceive his vulnerability!!! you buy what he's selling bc he comes across as completely authentic. he's compelling and passionate and it's so...............AAAAAAA

at points throughout, his voice wavers and it seems like he's being taken over by emotion. the words he's saying have WEIGHT to him and it's just v oof. v OOF. like???? "even out of blackness, love rises again. even out of sin. and this island, it will rise again. even out of disaster, rebirth, restoration, eternal life."

JUST?????? ugh. OOF. it's as much a sermon for those attending the mass as it is for himself. SICK. ill over it tbh. it's SUCH a gorgeous little bit of characterization oml.

also, ANY scene where he's in jeans. father..........if I speak......... ahem!! when he's sad and bloated w/blood. sitting pathetically on the floor like a miserable lil tick. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BOY

idea for a story: truly no thoughts head empty. just priest in jeans. probably includes him on his knees for the majority of the fic. sprinkle in an absolute fuckton of catholic guilt. HE'S the conquest. everyone in the equation is being weird about it. maybe somebody grabs him by his hair. while he's on his knees. who knows. certainly not I, ofc. 😌🙏

unpopular opinion: honestly, I haven't ventured into the depths of the MM fandom to know what the hot takes are. SO, odds are this is not unpopular at ALL. but. if anyone out there. is writing porn w/this man being super domineering. I rebuke that in the name of slutty pathetic vampires EVERYWHERE.

favorite relationship: OH, his relationship and interactions w/riley 100%. definitely the most compelling parts of the show imo!! enthralled w/the way their choices parallel each other and diverge??? v scrumptious good fuckin food right there 🤌✨

favorite headcanon: bc of a late night convo w/the actual loml poki (@raccoonspooky), I'm obsessed w/the idea of him going on a shopping spree post-vampire glow-up. bc his grandpa clothes will not do for this scheme he's cooking up. peepaw awkwardly meandering into hollister. aeropostale. to get himself some new fits for his upcoming hotpriest antics 💀 kills me

[atherix]

Its currently midnight, im currently doing my college work and doin some daily bc i slept the whole afternoon instead of doing it. I have read the latest chapter and this is your regular update from purp anon.

So first, let's hear on the purp anon's mental state of the latest update;

JWJ%KSKSKSKSK/SKKD??? AAAAA.

And now, for a more coherent reaction.

ATHERIX U WERE RIGHT I WAS NOT READY. HOW DARE U OFFER ME THE SIBLINGS CONTENT ONLY TO SAY SIKE AT US AAAAAA

AND MUMBO. POOR MUMBO. BRO I JUST WANNA GIVE THAT MAN A HUG CAUSE THAT WAS TOO CRUEL MAN. EVEN FOR ME. (But in a writer's POV, that was PERFECTLY EXECUTED)

AND SCAR. POOR, POOR SCAR. NO WONDER I HAD A SILLY FEELING WHEN THE NICKNAME 'Rosebud' WAS INTRODUCED LIKE NOT THAT LONG AGO.

Angst aside, can i just say the description about how abandoned the alley is so good??? Like my dear writer, how tf do u manage to SHOW how ancient the place was. And the small comment about the whole charged creeper? Noice.

IM SCREECHING AND VIBRATING BC SO MANY THOUGHTS RUNNING THRU ME. But i must remain calm, bc i know this is just the tip of the ice berg. If I'm screeching loudly at this, you can only imagine how much more feral i will go as the new updates comes thru wjdjwjd

But i know, the worst must come forth for a rainbow to emerge from the darkest pits of the realm LMAO. So we all must remain calm and put our big boi pants and brace for impact wjxjdjx

- purp anon

Midnight is the perfect time to read Midnight Series <3

HFKJSJFLKFLS beautiful, I love it <3

No one was ready. And no one will BE ready hehehe <3

HAHAHA I knew the moment I thought about this scenario (ages ago might I add, this has been PLANNED for a while :) ) that there would be Screaming <3 I love it hehehe

I TOOK MYSELF OUT WITH THE MUMBO PART HEHEHE <3 Mans convinces himself "I've come to terms with what happened" and then literally comes face to face with it jkfhdskjghdjk mans needs a huge hug, he was so shaken by it </3

HEHEHEHE the nickname isn't the only important thing there. But I won't point it out yet :) Hehehee

LOOK. GOD I love abandoned places so much. They're so fun. I'm so glad I was able to get across just how abandoned and ruinous the Alley is <3 Hehehe <3<3

Hahaha as I told Stitch, it only gets worse from here :) So uh... prepare yourself <3 And you ask yourself, "How can it be worse than coming face to face with your dead/presumed dead loved ones and having that hope stripped away?" Well. Hehe :)

Please remember this going forward :D It is important <3 Just brace yourself. There's a beautiful sunset waiting on the other side <3

[jayujus]

NOT YOU PUTTING IN YOUNG SHELDON I LOVE THAT SHOWWWWWW "lord take me" if that ain't mary idk what else is

also heeseung tf u doin bruh 14 year old kid (sunghoon better win cuz my man atleast has some balls)

PLS HAVE SOME HOPE FOR HEE 😭😭😭 that poor boy