#tf dash games

[kittygirlinlovewithhumanity]

Incorrect Quotes Generator

Roy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Kat: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Roy: Absolutely not.

[originemesis]

Spill it! Are you in love with Lute?

There's a furrowing of brows followed by a testy click of talons along a desk and finished with a derisive little snort. Just why everyone is so emotionally invested in his and his lieutenant's affairs is beyond his understanding- and technically his pay grade to prattle pretty about. Plus, it's not like anything he could regurgitate in regards to the matter would ever suffice as an acceptable answer to anyone whom would ask him such a question other than her that made up the subject of its inquiry. Perhaps that was why he was apt to play his word games, because at least if he could undermine the overall intelligence of a third party, he'd get something out of the exchange that wasn't the rolled eyes and rancor of someone who had already decided the answer for him as seamlessly as creation had decided his past partners with an unspoken but settling sentiment of 'suck it up'. Such engagements had always been with an end goal in mind- and he'd be dishonest if he didn't enter into most- if not all manner of relations under the premises of progress pistoned out of a need demanded of the first few to forge- that twit angels would glamorize and see as some pristine privilege they could but pine over and wonder the lot of mortals to be so miserable to shoulder it's cause.

Perhaps that was why he and his ever the sanctimonious superior seemed so at odds at times. He was so often given women that were to be of some service to his role that would have been retired by now had it not been for the whole extermination business that it seemed he was incapable of a deeper level of care that extended past provider...later teacher in the case of his lieutenant.

But what good was a right hand if it didn't align with what actions he needed take? What good was a rib that did not shelter a heart so easily dismantled were it not for his own ruthlessness aimed toward combative interception? When there was no need for the latter thanks to the curated deeds of his right hand in cutting down the obstacles that would impede his designs, then his hand was not only concerned with how it clasped the axe in it, but also the strings attached to the instrument that his weapon also served purpose, even if it was one barely understood by those that heard the sharp edge of a soul used to shatter so many in a singular strum.

Sometimes it just sounded like music- because that was really all it ever was- brought to life by a song in the garden in the same amount of days it took to create the fucking world. A right hand would know that along with every chord and trembled wrist. And she did.

"For the record, no one is ever 'in' love with anything. It's not a damned Olympic sized pool you just topple in one day because you didn't see on the horizon and it's not something you claw your way out of and leave whoever else fell in to drown. Sure, some would love to spin it that way so they can claim you're only 'in' love with a process. Maybe an idea someone becomes instead of themselves. But that's because seraphim exist in a vacuum where you 'live, laugh, love' without any semblance of why. Without the hard shit. Gravel on bare feet's a hard concept for those with wings. I might have them now, but I don't hold my approval at a jumping height because I have the wherewith-fuck-all to recognize you don't just love what you're given and stop at any sustained faults. You get those together ~ until your edges fit so finite that anything set to pry them apart can get fucked." Talons fan ever so briefly enough to intertwine and steeple as if ending the prayer of his own musings with culpable if not condescending smile.

"I am."

[zincbot]

played through tunic so fast i didn't even process anything besides filling my noteapp with "left right down up", but yo the production line for the obelisks? that was fucked

[evoblue]

what flavor is your soul?

vanilla. oh heart of ice and mind of gold, what am I to do with you?

you are only good in small amounts, bittersweet fledgling, you are hard for most to swallow. your spirit is strong, your wit is potent, and your biting essence drives even the most daring away. but why are you hiding your sweetness? I know within you, you are soft, but humanity has made you bitter. you mask your pain and sorrow with spite and sensibility. you say you do not care about trivial things, but don’t you?

sweetheart relax. you can let down your drawbridge, the waters are not poisoned. I know you have looked monsters in between the eyes and scoffed at them, but please, relax. you think your armor protects you but it is smothering you slowly. little owlet, when will you learn, words can only get you so far? feelings are what makes this world pulse. do not suppress your feelings. your heart can still thaw my dear. trust.

[mundanemiseries]

How Attractive are you from 1-100?

❝  ....well darling thinks I'm attractive so that's all that matters!  ❞

[lewinthelighton]

What type of soul would you have?

Blank Soul.

you have acquired the Blank Soul. you'd walk backwards into hell with a smile on your face. if only you'd care enough. you're blunt, moody and aloof. you'd say you weren't always like this but you seldom remember a time when it wasn't like this. you'd like to do good and you CAN do good, but... do those around you deserve it? haven't you gone through enough? can you save everyone? it's not about saving everyone its about doing what you can. and you know this. somewhere in your deeply sanitised heart you know. albeit your misery you prize yourself in your humour and by the gods you'll never let anyone take that from you. reluctantly you admit to being a good mentor. and i know that you are. you can look after others. it doesn't always end bad. just try not to let the cats claws tear you down. because you've learnt to lick love of the silver glint of a blade. and you're not sure if you can ever go back. You share a soul type with Daan.

[h3artf3ltint3nt]

let me assign you an affection language

an undoing influence

Can someone tell you what to do? You have been carrying so much love within you for so long it is starting to turn into anger (why does it matter, all you see is red anyways) and you have been dragging this body through each day and every night you are split open on your bed and it is so so so lonely. If someone were to walk in while you were on your bed that way and they stitched you back in a new way, lining the seams with their love and kisses, you’d probably find this dreary world a little more bearable. You want someone to turn you over and over until you look in the mirror and see yourself looking back at yourself with a gentleness which has been lacking in you since forever.

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[helicrazy]

(( Create your dra- jokes on you I got all the Combaticons heheheheh

[steakout-05]

i was playing Jetpack Joyride today and got curious about some of the assets used ingame (i wanted to hear some clean jetpack audio), so i extracted an APK of the game, renamed it to a zip file and ended up finding some cool graphics :D

these are the two Scientist drawings used on the little "how old are you" menu that pops up on a clean install of the game. these assets are quite old and were used in a few early promo pictures for JJ.

some more assets from this menu (click to see them better). it's really cool to see the lab background here! there's only a few promo arts of it online so it's really neat to see a clean graphic of it :)

here's some graphics of Barry and Flash i found in the same folder as the consent menu stuff. what i find really interesting about the Barry graphic is that for the longest time, i could only find the clean version with black shading on the wiki, but the one with the nicer brighter shading seems to have been added now and i just didn't notice. neat!

also, i found this logo:

which i can only assume is an older logo or something. i don't remember this being used anywhere and it's weird seeing the "actually free" sticker there because this game has been free to play for years now since it was ported to Android. actually, it looks like it uses the Amazon Appstore colours, so maybe it was used for that? fun fact: Jetpack Joyride is around 30 bucks on there. i'm not kidding, you can go look it up.

also, i had a look at the details of this logo and for some reason it has "henry" in its filename

who the fuck is henry and why is he in my game files. the normal default logo is also called "icon_android_freetime.png". interesting!

[mephist4r]

ENTER A JOURNEY ACROSS SPACE AND FIND OUT YOUR PERSONA!

tagged by : @netherill tagging : you ..... you better do it.... do it... DO IT.

[cxncrie-a]

[originemesis]

[ is there a horoscope for horniness? ]

"TLDR. That WHOREascope can't tell me how to smash; my dick can't even read!"

Got em.

[stagehunt]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 … ?

𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧. love is knowing all of someone and loving them anyway.

when tim kreider said " if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known " and when joe wright said " the idea that these two people know each other, knew each other when they first saw each other. that they recognized each other from their future. " and when micah nemerever said " it was a relief and a horror to be known so perfectly. "

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[lctibule]

WHAT FORM WOULD YOUR DAEMON TAKE?

xenarthra

ㅤYour daemon would take the form of a xenarthra! Those who have xenarthra daemons are introverted and truly unusual people who don't stress easily. They often have their heads in the clouds and like to go through life casually, avoiding situations that would cause conflict or too much responsibility.

specifically, a sloth

ㅤYour daemon would take the form of a sloth! You are an independent but easygoing individual with an unparalleled sense of patience. More so than others with xenartha daemons, those with sloths are calm and forgiving people, but are rather detached from others and don't mind wandering in and out of others' lives. They're not ambitious or competitive, and overall enjoy maintaining a calm and stable life.

tagged by:ㅤ@bluefeathrs ofc, ty ♡!!

[impishsensei]

what flavor is your soul?

salt ah little kraken, bold are you. restless sailor, dauntless fighter, lower your sword, let me see your shield. ah, of course, they are but the same object. oh wave-tossed ruffian, lend me some of your mettle would you? you have been struck by the sharpest of spears yet you still stand here proudly. but off your guard, elsewhere of the battlefield, you will find your spirit can parch others. your words are but weapons crafted from your soul. little lion, sheathe your claws, or the ones you love the most will suffer. you do not have to be strong all the time love, there's nothing wrong with being soft. vulnerability is not weakness, and if it were, what's wrong with that? strength is not always your greatest tool, your heart is good. put down excalibur, and use your words. you'll find they will carry you much farther. not everything in life is a battle.

stolen from: @goddessrisen

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[bl4sphemy-archived]

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞?

GLASS CAGE . . . You feel disconnected from the world around you. You can see everything, everyone can see you, but you're not really there. No one can really communicate with you, can they? You're isolated, even when you're around people you're alone. You want desperately to be close to someone, but you're afraid of what will happen if you shatter your glass prison. You don't want to let someone in, you don't want to leave, and it's a constant battle of your own will. It's easier to be alone, where no one can hurt you... Isn't it?

tagged by: @bnchee tagging: youuuuuu!!