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[hexcellenteah]

crazy how everyone in g3 got a new design except nefera is pretty much almost exactly the same except with ✨neon✨ this time

[crownedcams]

sad to report that while Joy Ride is mega fun, it did not nearly objectify men enough for me 😔

[venus-i-guess]

Shit I’ve Been Thinking About:

Istg I can never shut up about the roads. Sooooo…. I might have some more shit to yap about…. shut up I swear this is gonna be the last one…. I fuckin hope jesus f**kin christ (I swear I think about more things than roads and transportation systems guys I swear)

OK SO HONKING (No I will not stop talking about this it seems. It’s like an integral part of the fucking road system it feels like) People honk with such skill here like they don’t even have to try like back in the States people have to use their whole palm to honk at people; here people just use like their thumb or wrist or one of the drivers used his middle finger somehow idk but it was fuckin impressive.

Idk how I forgot about this but my family had to rent out a bus when we went to a city cuz we had like 16 people coming on the trip (I mean I think my dad only did that cuz it seemed his itinerary came from ChatGPT but pish posh) Anywaysss it was fuckin dope as hell especially cuz I was starting to not like the city cuz the train station was kinda stinky (literally and figuratively) I mean it was nothing that special it was like a smaller version of a yellow school bus but it was white and had some small blue light for nighttime, so it felt like a rave as soon as I got on (cuz it was pretty late at night) (at least i think I’ve never been to one) So bus hell yeah

Also the trucks I forgot to talk about the art they got on them (I kinda just forgot about it because im just used to it) but they are so much cooler than any American 18 Wheeler ever could be they’re so fun and i fuckin adore them actually. Also I love how they have the little reminders on the back that say “Please Honk” and “Use Dipper” (headlights) because trucks have huge blind spots so they need a little heads up if someone’s passing them (especially with they’re reduced speeds cuz of traffic stuff I talked about last time lol) Also the trucks are just so much taller and not as long and I love them so much. (I don’t know why I’m getting so worked up over some trucks) (I’ve just had a very emotional day by reading not one but two gut wrenching comics and watching the Ithaca Saga)

Anywayyyy I’m at my grandparents house and the streets are so narrow here (I mean granted they should be this place was built before cars existed) but people still somehow make it into a two way street like wtf?!??? Idk how Indian drivers are just built different I guess. Istg the driver asked me to fold in the side mirrors so that he could pass another car like bruv we can just back into that alley that is right there but whatever I cannot argue with this man (I will fold like a fuckin pancake if he starts sayin shit I don’t understand)

Also I know this is a very niche reference buttt some of these highways (intracity highways specifically) I’ve seen are built as if it was a last ditch effort for someone to fix a traffic solution in Mini Motorways like its kinda just slapped onto a road and a completely different road and somehow it kinda works idk. (Look up Mini Motorways if you wanna understand what I’m sayin better because idk how else to describe it)

Also my cousin wanted to add that this image sums up a lot of the driving situation here.

OK I THINK THAT SHOULD BE IT I REALLY HOPE

So I hope you all enjoyed coming to my Ted Talk on Indian Road and Railway systems from an absolute rambling idiot that hasn’t seriously lived here in about 14 years I think? (God I don’t like that number)

[say-that]

having one of those nights where im desperately missing my friends from college and also feeling that specific loneliness of having Not dated and wanting that closeness that comes from having a partner

[silkcorpsedoll]

one thing about me is that somehow i manage to be academically smart but also one of the dumbest humans on earth

[upsidedowngrass]

ermmm ummm theyre human now (well texty is... sorta? mostly)

[smuttybun]

Absolutely shameful how horny I got from a simple "I want to be inside you again" message

[kamil-a]

before you make a post so so somber: STOP! have you eaten a reasonable portion of food in the last 24 hours

[icewindandboringhorror]

just a few little bits from the past few days

[creamecream]

Headcanon/Thought: Sinners use different names than their ones in life because it’s a very bad idea to give out your true name, especially to fae creatures and demons.

[gk-clips]

also uhm. if any of u play dbd and u see a felix or gabe with the name 'ogata apologist,' that's Me

[hexcellenteah]

i think if twyla had a longer skirt she'd be perfect

[jazzzzzzhands]

So nobody asked for this but According to the dialogue So FAR Howdy has 6-7 siblings, one Aunt, and maybe a cousin -Drew is a maybe because he said "Her (Sue's) brother" and not "Our Brother" like he tend to do with the rest. -The same thing with Henry. Henry is "Barley's cousin" not "Our Cousin" -Barley is either listed as both a brother AND a cousin OR there is two "Barley"s in the family -His father was mentioned, but we don't have a name yet Also "Wooly" Aunt Molly I think could be a Moth, since moths are very fluffy, and she seems to be an obscure relative I also think that there is a possibility that the entire family is grown into butterflies, while Howdy remains a caterpillar, although he is fully grown as well. But that's just my little thoughts BUT anyways, these are just silly observations and I hope we get to hear more about his family!!! Transcript of the OG conversation below:

HOWDY: …So my brother Charlie tells my sister Dolly that our brother Barley’s cousin Henry is turnin’ over a new leaf! But if ya ask me, Barn, a caterpillar’s always turnin’ over leaves! …We just call it a salad!

BARNABY: So you don’t believe the poor guy? Sounds like you’re just given’ him the short end of the stick.

HOWDY: Short end of the- [Befuddled sound] We’ve given that clown the whole branch!

BARNABY: So he’s a clown too? Now you’re speakin’ my language, Howdy!

HOWDY: You wouldn’t believe what happened next- So my brother Chuck wished our brother Buck good luck on gettin’ that cluck Henry to straighten up and fly right!

BARNABY: Fly? Wait, wait, wait- he’s a butterfly? I thought he was a caterpillar!

HOWDY: [Lets out a small laugh but quickly catches himself, tutting Barnaby] You’re bein’ a wise guy, Barn, but I’m serious! Then- You’re not gonna believe this- Outta the blue comes our sister Sue and her brother Drew talking to my sister Dolly about gettin’ Henry on a trolley to see our aunt Molly-

BARNABY: Woolly Aunt Molly?

HOWDY: Woolly Aunt Molly, Barn! On my father’s left hand side- My left, not yours! Maybe… My upper left hand-side!

BARNABY: [A hint of playful sarcasm] How could I get that confused?

HOWDY: But long story short- Molly tells Henry to listen to our cousin Barley and my brother Charlie who insist they’re through with my sister Sue and her brother Drew and to get back on that trolley and talk to Dolly about gettin’ his act together!

BARNABY: Oh brother-

HOWDY: No no, Dolly’s my sister!

[A brief pause, then both start laughing uproariously]

HOWDY: [Slowly winding down laughter] I know I can always talk to you, Barn. I tell ya, havin’ a big family ain’t easy- Too many things to keep track of.

BARNABY: You’re right about that- I’m just listenin’ in and I can barely keep track! The only family I got to keep track of is my dear, sweet Mama.

HOWDY: That’s right- Y’know, next time she comes around, you oughta let me serve her one of my strawberry soda pops!

BARNABY: Nobody makes ‘em like you do, pal. Speaking of which… How’s that drink treating you, Wally?

[venus-i-guess]

Shit I’ve Been Thinking About:

Sooooo…. I forgot some stuffs, so now we got more shit to write about (It’s times like this where I wish I didn’t forget my phone in Doha so I can write in my notes app)

So more on those horns I forgot to add that the busses here have really funny sounds, somewhere between a circus clown nose and a trumpet (just look it up its a treat). Also just in general the horns here just sound different (at least if they’re a Marati Suzuki or another Indian Brand). They sound kinda like a mosquito and honestly it makes sense cuz damn mosquitoes are everywhere here in winter (not in summer tho its actually too hot for them lol. Also it rains a lot so they can’t really fly with water everywhere).

They also have these signs that says shit like “A fast drive might be your last drive” and “speed thrill but kill” (there are more that are written in Hindi, but I’m actually illiterate, cuz i have the Hindi of a 4 year old with anxiety) and I honestly don’t know how to feel about them. Like we have those back in the states, but idk how to feel about those either cuz like true but also what’s with the fuckin slogan? Idk hope it works at least a lil tho.

Also I forgot to say that apparently to refuel a CNG car you need to completely evacuate the car? Idk why tho, I mean my dad said its cuz it might ‘splode but idk how safe it is to be like 2 meters away from the car sized explosion. Also what about you know driving that shit with tiny explosions happening all the time in the car??? Safety is questionable but hey nothing’s blown up yet (maybe my dad was pullin shit out his ass idk).

Also there are so many motorcycles here. I just noticed that from when I saw a guy without a helmet, which dude you’re gonna get your hair wet wtf (it was raining also he was on the highway. Like dude how you not dead?)

Anyway that reminded me that apparently Google Maps has a whole mode for motorcycles, and I only know this because me, my dad, and aunt and uncle had to go to a small town for some legal shit (I guess they didn’t have the budget to make an office in the big city that was made in like 20-25 years or sumthin) And apparently the Uber guy used the Motorcycle path because we went in like the most pothole ridden dirt roads ever, and after the Uber back used actual fuckin roads, which is when we realized what the other dude did.

Oh and another dude tried using the did kind of the same thing, but it was because he used the service roads that are on the side of the big roads (It was somewhere between a Boulevard and a Highway in its design) Anyway, the service roads are basically little dirt roads that off the side of the main road that can go either way instead of the one way each side like on the main road (cuz its divided in the middle and U-turn areas are kinda infrequent) And this guy used it to go to the roundabout but then it only worked for motorcycles because it was just a little ditch at the end that motorcycles could use, so we had to slowly back up until the first merge back into the main road (it took like 10 minutes I think idk it felt like forever and this was last summer so its a lil fuzzy) Anyway tl;dr make sure to check if you’re using the right mode of transportation in Google Maps and don’t use the service roads please.

Additional thoughts I guess? (They don’t really connect to the ones from the post but I wanna talk about it)

Also it actually rained today and I remembered why I love the rain so much. Seriously why did it barely rain on my college campus I’m slightly pissed wtf. And no the rain during monsoon season in summer India doesn’t count cuz that shit lasts like 10 seconds a day (no stop it I know what you’re bout to say stfu) Also either way I can’t hear the rain patter on the roof of my dorm cuz I ain’t on the top floor (thank god cuz it would be a nightmare to do laundry and shit) But I love the patter of the rain on the top of my ceiling back home and in long car rides its great. Also the patter on this train is great too.

Oh ye I also just went on a sleeper train and omg it definitely was an experience. The instant I got on the train I got blasted with the stink from the bathroom omg it was HORRID, and I had to go on the top because my grandparents had to go on the bottom and I actually couldn’t fit on the middle bunk cuz its a lil smaller, and so now I’m stuck on the top bunk which feels like its got negative head room, but hey at least I don’t have to wear my shoes up here lol (at least there is one perk thank god) Also fuck the company that last minute rearranged all of our seats now my cousin and uncles/aunts are stuck in another carriage, and it took like an hour to figure everything out once we got in the train. Oh and the train got delayed like 5 hours (definitely not how I wanted to spend my Christmas Morning. Although I did forget that it was Christmas today sooo…. oop)

Anyway wooo time to go listen to the Ithaca Saga (if you don’t know Epic the Musical go look it up)

Also I just realized I’m missing one earbud like wtf I already lost my phone can’t y’all let me have anything nice???? (At least I have the other one I swear if I loose anything else I’m actually gonna scream)

(Oh yeah a guy called me ma’am today that was nice. I mean it was really dark and rainy and I had my huge ass hoodie on but a win is a win lol)

[say-that]

every time i finish re/reading an old book, i make the same mistake of going into the tags for it and suffer the most WACK takes abt said book(s) being forced upon my eyeballs!!!!!! like! maybe its boring to You! maybe You found it stuffy and annoying! but im built different, *i* get It, it was written for Me and the besties, not You

[silkcorpsedoll]

fucking around >>> finding out