#texts: mass

[glo-shroom]

yes & no by Natalie Wee | Trigun Ultimate Overhaul

[dclovesdanny]

3/5

Clockwork moved Danny and de aged Dan and Ellie to Gotham, pulling a favor from Lady Gotham to make sure no one (ie the fentons and the GIW) would find them. He erased them from all media records, and Tucker created decent fake records, enrolling the kids into daycare and Danny into a job at Arkham as a guard who quickly became loved by most of the staff(and inmates). (Danny was one of the few people who treated the inmates like human beings, never being scared of them, joking with them, genuinely being interested in them.) (they were 100% willing to kill for their new guard)

Unfortunately, the batfamily noticed the new security guard who had amazingly forged records(if anyone else had looked at them, they wouldn’t know they were forged.) Which lead to Batman paying them a visit.

Half an hour after Batman went to visit, Batman was viciously researching a group called the GIW, and Danny showed up at the door of Ivy’s garden with his kids in toe, begging for sanctuary.

[nessa007]

mike flanagan really woke up one day and was like

[peoplesprincessgeorge]

landoscar + text posts = true

[queerlilfae]

[dykevandyke]

I’m playing mass effect for the first time and Garrus’s defining character trait seems to be a deep love of extrajudicial executions

[jonmoxleys]

And our daughter, she was never a sin. She was never a mistake. Never. @usergif NEW YEAR NEW FONTS: day four • three typefaces ⇾ [fonts used: arsenica, quicksand, black out (dafont)]

[rubensmuse]

We here on tumblr.gov sure get into a lot of tiffs over what does and does not constitute monsterfucking. And the moment I laid eyes on this post, I knew I was gonna have to press-gang my bestie into creating this, our finest work,

The Monsterfucker Iceberg

@tinynaught pulled most of the names and did the initial sorting; I helped flesh it out and created the finished product. Feel free to fight amongst yourselves.

Order is based entirely on the looks you would get telling people you wanna fuck that; logistics were not strictly taken into account.

[stileslittlebanshee]

[marzipanandminutiae]

a cheer for my various workplaces

ready? okay!

DON'T WANNA GET ON DISCORD!

DON'T WANNA GET ON SLACK!

I WORK WITH OLD SHIT, NOT IN TECH;

APP OVERLOAD IS WACK!

I'VE GOT MYSELF A CELL PHONE!

I'VE GOT AN EMAIL TOO!

SO IF YOU STILL CAN'T CONTACT ME,

THE PROBLEM MIGHT BE YOU!

GOOOOOO MUSEUM WORKERS!

[by-the-dreadwolfs-tits]

in my silly little post-canon happy ending au, i like to imagine that shepard has the tony hawk curse. why? its funny

i didn't SEE anyone else having done this, but if they have uh.... two cakes

og tweets under the cut

[miss-assembled]

*watches midnight mass* God I wanna fuck that priest

*rewatches midnight mass* God I wanna fuck that priest

*rewatches midnight mass* God I wanna fuck that priest

*rewatches midnight mass* God I wanna fuck that priest

[nessa007]

time to rewatch the haunting of hill house, the haunting of bly manor, midnight mass and the midnight club in preparation for the fall of the house of usher being released in october

[milkywayes]

just… thinking about the tragedy of shepard and garrus. their relationship evolves as we watch - from mentor and mentee, to trusted friends, to supportive partners. the field between them evens out. walls are broken down. thresholds are crossed. she goes from ‘the best humanity has to offer’ to disavowed shadow operative to the tip of the spear in a probably-unwinnable war. he goes from eager-to-prove-himself hotshot to disillusioned outlaw to what’s probably the second most important person in the hierarchy.

it’s such a long way to come. there’s so much to get through to end up where they are.

and both of them only really come into power once it’s already almost too late to do anything with it. everyone else is also facing extinction but these two feel the weight of all those lives so acutely because of the positions they’ve been given.

but if they’re in love. if they go through all of that and fall in love in the process. if they open their hearts while everything around them is literally about to end forever. if he’s the glue holding her together and she’s the only hope he can still believe in. then they’re building their partnership in a graveyard. they both know, this might be all they get. this is probably it. and everyone else - they have it bad, but there’s just a unique tragedy here with shepard and her love interest in that she will save the galaxy, but chances are, she cannot save herself and that means she also cannot save the one who loves her more than anyone else.

these two people working tirelessly to stave off the end of everything, the weight of the galaxy on their shoulders and only each other to lean against, and they’re the ones who pay the price to end the war. they come all this way only for her to give up everything, and for him lose the only guiding light he’s ever had - at best, for a time, and at worst, forever. he might put the plaque on the memorial wall or he might not, but either way their sacrifice is so fucking heavy.

he holds her together until the end and she’ll use it to shatter herself on the citadel. she’s his guiding light and it’ll go out when the path ahead of him is at its least clear, its most daunting.

the war is won, but they’re the ones who lose, and it makes me insane just to think about.

[comradekatara]

pearl diver, dive dive down

[mellon-calling]

Midnight Mass + Tumblr Text Posts (8/??)