#texaseating

[arkiwii]

taxes

[housewifebuck]

I finally started watching 9-1-1 Lone Star. I'm curious as to if it'll live up to 9-1-1

Ooh! I didn’t enjoy it as much personally I think but I only watched the first season. It was actually before I watched 911

[critterwithtoast]

holy shit i live in ten whole texi

[evenstarfalls]

Happy Vernal Equinox to all! Please take some firstprince bluebonnet picture fanart!

(For those unaware, the bluebonnet is the state flower of Texas and it's a common tradition to take photos in bluebonnets each year, usually on the side of the road. A tradition that I think Alex absolutely drags Henry into.)

[glitched992]

Howdy tumblr quick question. How in the FUCK does app work? i have no idea whats going on. hope y'all know a bit more. Help.

[burstfoot]

95 Siracusano pulls later and I still don't have Jaye or Click :)

[jeintalu]

Texas keeldub Washingtonile allumast

Texase osariigi kuberner ja peakohtunik saatsid Bideni, Valge maja ja USA ülemkohtu pikalt ja teatasid äsja ametlikult, et hoolimata käskudest keelduvad nad Mehhiko piirilt piiritara eemaldamist.

Seal võib kodusõda tulla, sest lõunaosariigid ei lase illegaalseid immigrante üle piiri sisse, aga Biden ähvardab saata föderaalväed sinna okastraati eemaldama.

[terrasu]

Just told Minnie she was "warmer than a summer fever" so I'll see myself out

[harkercore]

People have been talking about where Jonathan has been now, but let's talk about the others too.

-From April 16 to May 1 Mina Murray has learned that her boyfriend has passed his exams, she got engaged to him (maybe after his visit to her school), and kissed him goodbye. On May 2 she's probably thinking of writing a letter to Lucy because she misses her.

-Lucy Westenra is probably busy discreetly seeing a curly-haired man. Apparently, she's seen, because Mina later says that she heard rumors and wants all the deets.

-Arthur Holmwood is busy being rich and curly-haired.

-Jack Seward is to propose to Lucy soon. He's busy with his work as the asylum director, busy being fixated on a patient, busy being anxious about how his proposal will go because he relies on it going well to turn around a rather lonely, unhappy life.

-Quincey Morris is to propose to Lucy soon. He's sure if he emphasizes his Texasness he'll get a head start on his two friends. He's a little anxious but if she picks Arthur it won't be the end of the world, even if he likes her a lot.

-Abraham van Helsing is caught in a miserable routine. His life is an empty existence, he thinks. There's no future for old men. He's been hanging on to his love for his job for a long time now, but for how long?

-R. M. Renfield hasn't been okay in a while, but he can feel it. Something is happening, something will come to make all his dreams come true.

-Count Dracula is waiting for a young solicitor who can't speak the local language, who will be arriving any time now, and then all his ambitions will come true.

[purecalcium66]

a daily reminder to give all your pyros a kiss

*texases your toast*

i am for example a pyro please give me a kiss too i am so lonely

also guys please do you have any good texas toast fics to recommend i am desperate

or actually any fics with pyro! please!

[greendaze]

Hangster Fic Recs

I've read a lot of Hangster over the last several months and have a particular fondness for fic rec lists, so I thought I'd compile my own favourites. The below includes completed fics only in no specific order, skewing towards post-canon. If you have any recommendations or want your Tumblr linked beside your fic, please let me know!

like, what up, I got a big cock by @sereshaws:

My fav smutfic for Hangster.

Men Like Us by @dancingdisasterisms:

The quintessential exes-to-lovers fic.

we're fools to make war by @baroness-elsa:

Very nuanced take on Jake in all his daddy issues glory.

If you're looking for a hobby by NeverwinterThistle:

Embodies enemies-while-lovers >:)

In Time by little_passions:

Is it weird to say that I loved the dynamic between Jake and Mav in this? Pining Jake was lovely, but I'll always remember Mav's shovel talk lol

peaches and motor oil (a slice of summer sun) by terraces:

A great portrayal of grief, plus a happy ending.

The Exes of Texas Are Upon You by chase_acow:

Fake dating, with a wonderfully villainous ex!

i hate (the way i don't hate) you by @susiecarter:

A slightly different take on Jake, who has a uniquely douchebro internal voice.

learning steps by @vannral:

Outsider POV on Hangster featuring Top Gun instructor Bradley. Cute without being saccharine.

red, white and blue all over by Bartonfink:

So much pining it makes me ache for Jake.

low key in love by iridescent:

Bradley being a mother hen about Jake's lizard circulation made me feel warmer in this godforsaken winter.

jealousy fills up their hearts in pairs by Notchka88:

SMUT SMUT SMUT *bangs table*

higher further faster, baby by lyonet:

Hookups-to-lovers featuring prickly Jake and besotted Bradley. Sweet.

Until the World Ends by greenstuff:

Armageddon AU. Hangster teams up to save the Earth, knowledge of Armageddon not required.

The New Revolution by @brendaonao3:

Jake drives Bradley nuts with his many Texasisms.

[swagturtlethings]

Had a dream where arknights revealed their new summer event on april fools and that included operators such as Texas THEE Omertosa, Saria the Science, Texas The One Omertosa (yes two texases), Chen Alter and Surtr Alter. They were all different colored starfish and the pv was a harlequinwheels animation of 5 starfish playing beach volleyball

[kyistell]

I'm gonna force my texas headcanons on you yayy

My favorite personality is texas being transfem i actually forgot this one for a good bit but yeah i remembered it recently, i like to think the reason she doesn't figure out her dysphoria sooner is because partly she doesn't have that strong dysphoria and just thinks it's general insecurity that everyone has

I also imagine texas just not talking as a kid, i feel they just took a while to get it figured out i also imagine he had a weird voice for some reason

He has perception lens but doesn't use them because he doesn't like the look of them, another optional thing to my theory is that he might need them to drive but still doesn't and when someone finds his license says he needs his glasses they're just like "oh my god you could've killed me!"

He falls asleep right after work, for like 3-4 hours because of his sleep patterns (totally not me and school)

He crochets, i just gave him my one of my hobbies

Oooooo I love all of these :D

Transfem Texas is not something I would have thought of and yet it fits so well. Justa dumbass not realizing anything until someone gives a dare to wear a dress and of course Texas would never back down from a dare, so once the dress is on it’s like “…oh shit”

I mean Texases whole thing is guns soo…it would make sense if he was the quite kid, made fun of for his voice being weird and snapped…seems accurate

Blind as fuck Texas is hilarious, no one understands how this man has come so far without his glasses. The best shot in the StateHouse who actually uses guns consistently, best aim just in general for most things, I mean they don’t even ever see him stumble into stuff. Then they are on the road and get pulled over, Texas has someone grab his license for him and BAMB card says like “Yo ass so blind you couldn’t find a nuclear reactor if it wss right in front of ya” and everyone in the car is automatically terrified :D

Texas needs more hobbies than just ✨~Gun~✨ so him crocheting I can get behind. Same with the napping after work, cause let’s be honest here, there is no way that man is on a sleep schedule that is healthy enough to even PRETEND to be a sleep schedule XD

[kara-knuckles]

Another thing I have been paying attention to on my re-read is differences between races. Here are some traits that are associated with certain races: Aegir - when they are in a dry environment for too long they experience skin discomfort Archosauria - take great pride in the volume of their tails Caprinae - resist cold Cautus - fast Durin - passionate about probing underground, especially for minerals Elf - highly sensitive to Originium, lack resistance to Oripathy symptoms Feline - can silently jump from high places, can have natural blue (and maybe green) hair Forte - sturdy Kuranta - fast Liberi - have good eyesight, owl-themed Liberi have heavy sleep patterns that are largely reversed from other species as well as good sense of hearing Lung - tough (as in, tanking a point blank explosion kind of tough) Lupo - black hair and orange eyes combo is considered rare and is associated with the Texases Perro - good sense of smell, known for their loyalty Sankta - empathy, it's psychologically hard for them to harbor hostilities towards one another or point their guns on another Sankta, mixed-blood children can't be Sankta, they find wearing something on their head uncomfortable Sarkaz - long-lived, especially vulnerable to Oripathy, don't care about names and dates, vampires' eyes light up (literally) when they are excited, talented in Originium Arts Savra - long-lived, some have a natural ability to camouflage themselves Ursus - strong Vouivre - tough, prone to violence Vulpo - good sense of smell

Every once in a while it is mentioned that there are anatomical differences between races and that people who study to be doctors need to know them. Outcast distinguishes Reed from the Vouivres based on her anatomy.

It's also mentioned that some nations are more discriminatory towards certain races: Everyone (but especially the Sankta) is racist towards the Sarkaz. The Sarkaz are racist towards the Sankta and there is also some general supremacism Iberia - Aegir Laterano - Liberi, though it is less racism and more the Sankta just being fundamentally different from other races (doesn't help poor Liberis though) Ursus - Hippogryphs, Felines Victoria - Zalaks, Savras

[sunbabycentral]

Writing's Will's thick accent is so fun, especially when I have to read things out loud, I get to act it out and have fun twanging.

I also have a website with a bunch of "Texasisms" that I use throughout my writing for Will because writing him with a Thick Texan accent is canon to me. Let Will have a twang! Let Nico be in love with his twang!!!! Let Will be Southern as FUCK!!!

[texass-official]

Howdy! How’s my favorite state doing?

Howdy!!!! I'm doing so good

Someone un texased me but @washington-official (I think that's the right one) fixed it for me!!