#tessa's shitposts

[rangertessadarling]

Will is described throughout the series as having an incredibly quick mind. He catches on to things fast, and his ability to put two and two together is uncanny, Halt literally said in book 9 that he would choose Will over Gilan and Crowley because of how quick he is (not to mention he's his son but whateva)

Berrigan said it, Halt said it, pretty sure Crowley and Arald have said it, Will. is. incredibly. smart.

Which makes his obliviousness all the more funny. Cuz you put this kid in a room of advanced battle strategists and King's councilmen and he can rise to the occasion and catch on to every word, and probably even help them out.

But you put him a situation where an equally as smart, equally as quick-witted, courier is in love with him and has given him every indication that she's in love with him, literally KISSED HIM several times....and he's still not catching the drift??

Hilarious. Comedic perfection. What an adorable little man.

[james-spooky]

‘keyboard keys for breakfast dinner and LUNCH’ 🗣️🔥

[kalpeavaris]

At this point just put Cyn in Witness Protection

[nuzipilled]

stupid shitpost doodles

[mischievousparasite69o]

:3

[froggipied]

So take this while I work on building the nerve to posting the commission sheet I worked up

[canadiannationalfox]

New Murder Drones Meme

[withered-tears]

Behold, the BEST Murder Drones AU.

How do we know the teacher wasn't another solver experiment like Nori and Yeva?? We can never be sure u_u (ignore all evidence that points to the contrary :thumbs up emoji:)

[rangertessadarling]

so has anyone actually read the new TRR book or....? or are we just not even bothering anymore

[kalpeavaris]

Tessa thats not very skibidi rizzler of you

[kenniecrazyface]

Glitch X, anyone?

[froggipied]

Gay people can’t just say “I love you”, they do shit like this

[therabbitthatpostthings]

God bless Micheal Kovach for voicing all of N’s anguish cause this poor soul lost his best friend/ex-crush, found out his mother/big sister has been dead for years and processed by his Little Sister who is also long since dead and taken over by a chaotic AI, and then his kinda girlfriend also sacrificed herself for him.

Our poor boy has been been through so much and lost everyone he has ever loved in a matter of a few hours. AND I FELT ALL! OF! IT!!

[themsthenow]

Cyn is like evil Pinocchio

A puppet given life by the solver

Trying to be a real human

[canadiannationalfox]

Murder Drones Incorrect Quotes - Mother of the Year Award

Louisa: Tessa, look in the mirror, I see a strong, confident and beautiful lady. Tessa: -looks happy-

Louisa: Oh look, you're here too. Tessa: -looks sad-

Quote from Tangled

[withered-tears]

You know that thing cats do, where you open your mouth to talk or yawn or whatevs and they just. Shove their paw inside.

Okay, hear me out.

Tessa has 100% done that to J.

WD J, rambling to Tessa about todays itinerary: blah blah blah-

Tessa, internally, not listening to a word J is sayin: 'uh. Drone mouths are so advanced. Why do they have teeth i wonder. And spit! I know they "breathe" in as a way to cool down their internals. Does that mean their mouths are cold on the inside? Or warm? I should check'

J: - and your geography tutor is set to arrive at MHP- *freezes cuz tessa just SHOVED HER HAND IN HER MOUTH.*

Later on J is chastising Tessa cuz BOSS I CAN BITE THRU METAL DO YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR FINGERS KYXKHXKHX