#tessa's shitposts

[rangertessadarling]

Will is described throughout the series as having an incredibly quick mind. He catches on to things fast, and his ability to put two and two together is uncanny, Halt literally said in book 9 that he would choose Will over Gilan and Crowley because of how quick he is (not to mention he's his son but whateva)

Berrigan said it, Halt said it, pretty sure Crowley and Arald have said it, Will. is. incredibly. smart.

Which makes his obliviousness all the more funny. Cuz you put this kid in a room of advanced battle strategists and King's councilmen and he can rise to the occasion and catch on to every word, and probably even help them out.

But you put him a situation where an equally as smart, equally as quick-witted, courier is in love with him and has given him every indication that she's in love with him, literally KISSED HIM several times....and he's still not catching the drift??

Hilarious. Comedic perfection. What an adorable little man.

[james-spooky]

‘keyboard keys for breakfast dinner and LUNCH’ 🗣️🔥

[kalpeavaris]

At this point just put Cyn in Witness Protection

[nuzipilled]

stupid shitpost doodles

[mischievousparasite69o]

:3

[toastedbutterbrick]

Before the gala

Zoom ins

[froggipied]

So take this while I work on building the nerve to posting the commission sheet I worked up

[withered-tears]

Behold, the BEST Murder Drones AU.

How do we know the teacher wasn't another solver experiment like Nori and Yeva?? We can never be sure u_u (ignore all evidence that points to the contrary :thumbs up emoji:)

[caterpillarinacave]

Have I mentioned how i feel about these guys

[rangertessadarling]

so has anyone actually read the new TRR book or....? or are we just not even bothering anymore

[kenniecrazyface]

Glitch X, anyone?

[kalpeavaris]

Tessa thats not very skibidi rizzler of you

[therabbitthatpostthings]

God bless Micheal Kovach for voicing all of N’s anguish cause this poor soul lost his best friend/ex-crush, found out his mother/big sister has been dead for years and processed by his Little Sister who is also long since dead and taken over by a chaotic AI, and then his kinda girlfriend also sacrificed herself for him.

Our poor boy has been been through so much and lost everyone he has ever loved in a matter of a few hours. AND I FELT ALL! OF! IT!!

[mischievousparasite69o]

:3

[themsthenow]

Cyn is like evil Pinocchio

A puppet given life by the solver

Trying to be a real human

[froggipied]

Gay people can’t just say “I love you”, they do shit like this