#terry loves yogurt

[therealkaidertrash21]

I was going to make a post about how much I love yogurt and I realized I'm literally this guy:

Terry loves yogurt.

[idonthaveathing]

it's so hard being like an obsessive brooklyn 99 fan when everyone you know has never watched it or is only a casual fan

like i'll finally meet another person who's watched the show and be so excited to discuss every little detail and how much i love the show and they're just like "yeah, it was pretty good"

DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND THE LITERAL HEARTBREAK I HAD TO GO THROUGH UPON HEARING SUCH A BLAND RESPONSE ABOUT THE LITERAL BEST SHOW IN EXISTENCE

[miss-celestial-being]

jake peralta going on a blind date that boyle set up but she’s actually completely his type

literally the love of my life tysm for the request

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"No. No. No. No. No. No. No. And did I mention, no!" Jake says exasperatedly. "You see, I knew you would say that which is why I already set up the date with her." Charles rebuttals. He tells him your name as he taps rhythmically on Jake's desk. "She's thirty-two, she loves herself some Tay-Tay, and her favorite soup is crab bisque. I met her in my hot goat yoga class." "Ew, what." "Yeah, I'm hearing how that sounds now. But still, I think you'd like her. Who knows, by the end of the night you may just be smushing booties." Jake groans, "God, Boyle, don't say smushing booties." "Right, yeah, yep," He picks up the file from Jake's desk, turning to the man as he walks away, "Shaw's Bar, 8 o'clock."

Charles turns back around and bumps into Terry as he walks to his desk. He groans as he crushes his yogurt cup in his hand, "Damnnit, Boyle." "Sorry," He says as he backs toward the exit of the bullpen. He rapidly clicks the close button once inside the elevator, evading Terry's angry gaze. "Jake sighs as he looks back at his computer.

"So, hot date tonight, huh?" Amy asks as she leans around their computers to smirk smugly at him. "Uhm, no. I'm not going," He says, his eyes not leaving the screen as he types mindlessly. "What? Why not? Charles says she's perfect for you." "Exactly: Charles thinks she's perfect for me. Knowing him she's either some hot goat yoga-loving freak, or-" "Or actually perfect for you. I think you should give it a shot. I mean, you're constantly complaining about how horribly dull your love life is," Jake frowns, "Hey, now, I wouldn't say horrible dull-" "Yes you would, and you have. Now no more fighting, you have a date to get ready for." Jake looks at the time at the bottom right corner of his monitor and sighs, "All right, fine. But when this all goes to total shit, I'm blaming you." Amy rolls her eyes with a grin and opens the next file from her stack as Jake makes his way to the elevator.

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The bell rings as Jake opens the door to Shaw's Bar, his free hand shoved in his jacket pocket. The warm, boozy bar air fills his nostrils as he steps toward the bar, the glass door closing slowly behind him. He looks around the bar, hoping to instantly recognize the mystery woman, to no avail.

The bell rings again as Jake asks Hank for an orange soda on the rocks. The bartender sighs exhaustedly as he pulls the Crush can out of the mini fridge from behind the bar. "Jake?" A voice asks as someone taps him on the shoulder. He turns around, and his mouth opens and closes like a fish as his brain short-circuits. "Or not?" You laugh awkwardly, "I'm really sorry about this, I was told someone would be here, but it looks like he stood me up." You sit one chair over at the bartop, sighing as you rest your chin on your fist.

"Hi," Jake says as he hold out his hand, "I'm Jake." "Oh," You breathe, "Sorry. You didn't say anything and I just thought- Y'know what, never mind, I'm probably not what you were expecting." Jake smiles, "Well, you're right there. Charles told me he met you in a 'hot goat yoga class'." You cringe slightly, "I honestly didn't even know his name, I walked into the wrong building and he started talking to me about his friend Jake." "Sounds about right." You both laugh and he moves to the chair between you.

"So, my weird friend tells me you like Taylor Swift," Jake starts and the conversation lasts hours, the orange soda on the countertop left completely ignored. "All right, time to wrap it up. The bar's closing." Hank says as he wipes the counter. "Oh my god, how long have we been here?" Jake asks him, surprised. The bartender ignores him as he moves on to another part of the bar. You look around to find the bar completely empty.

You laugh quietly, "This was fun," You say softly as you exit the bar, "We should do this again-" You're cut off by a sudden surprising kiss, Jake's hands holding your cheeks gently to keep you close. Your eyes flutter closed and take the collar of his shirt in your fists. He pulls away, mumbling out a quick 'noice' before getting pulled back into a kiss that leaves him gasping for breath.

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ik this ended abruptly but its a school night and i have to go to bed so this is as good as we're getting today

i really hope you liked this bc jake has been on my mind for ages and i couldnt find many fics here sadly

dont hesitate to request more

[magewritesstories]

[ SPENCER REID ] GIRL DINNER

cw. you and spencer are alone in the bullpen after a long case and you introduce him to girl dinner, guest starring spencer's glasses bc why not. [ fluff ] note. i used what my comprehension of girl dinner is but there's a lot of different opinions on what it's supposed to be. wc. 622

THE BULLPEN IS QUIET AS THE CLOCK STRIKES 11:30 PM. Spencer sat in his office, wondering why he ever took Emily up on the offer of becoming Unit Chief.

The pile of unwritten reports seemed never-ending, and the pile of written ones barely growing.

The man sighed as he ran a hand through his hair, casting a glance out his office window to look at the single lit light coming from your desk, where you're also hunched over a profile.

He quickly checks the time on his watch and gets up.

"You should head home, it's late," he stated, leaning against Luke's desk, which was parallel to yours.

You looked up from the report in your hand. "It's okay, I'm almost done anyway—what about you?"

"That doesn't count, I'm unit chief," he replied with a simple shrug of his shoulders.

"I didn't realize unit chiefs weren't human," you replied with a teasing tone.

Spencer just shrugged. "I told JJ I'd write her share of reports so that she could go home and spend some time with Henry and Michael. What's your excuse?"

"Just looking at the pile of unwritten reports on your desk made me tired," you answered. "I didn't want to add to it."

"I don't mind, you know."

"I know, but just because you don't mind doesn't mean I should take advantage of it every time—besides, believe it or not, I had nowhere to be anyway."

You gave him a small smile that made his heart flutter.

He stayed quiet for a minute (by accident) before quickly clearing his throat. "Uhm, have you—have you had dinner?"

"Sort of," you shrugged. "I had girl dinner if that counts."

Spencer frowned as he said something he found himself saying a lot more often with you around, "I—I don't—I don't know what that means."

You used your pen (pink with a small kitten attached to it—probably from Penelope's 'Batcave') to point at the empty plate sitting at the far edge of your desk.

"I had a small container of yogurt, a cup-o-noodles, and some apple slices," you explained.

"That's just a bunch of different snacks," Spencer blinked in confusion.

You shook your head as you corrected him, "Actually, it's a bunch of leftovers I found in the fridge—don't tell Terry, he's very serious about his yogurt."

"Still not sustainable," he countered with a smile, pushing his glasses further up the bridge of his nose.

"It's three out of the five main food groups," you replied with a grin. "Besides, it's not like I eat like this every day. I just didn't want to waste time getting dinner when I wasn't that hungry anyway."

You leaned against your chair, spinning slightly, as you looked at the slight crease between his brows.

"Tell you what, boss," you said, "If my choice of dinner bothers you that much, why don't we go out?"

"Wha—what?" he asked, snapping out of his daze.

You smiled at his flustered expression. "For dinner, obviously. C'mon, my treat, y'know, for being such a great boss."

"I—I—"

"It'll be fun," you insisted. "There's this great Thai place that opened a few streets down from that bar we went to the other day. JJ said you don't know how to use chopsticks, and I would love to see you try."

Spencer shook his head. "I taught myself, actually. I can use them now."

"Great, I guess you can prove it to me," you replied.

"You really think that place is still open right now?"

"Yep, opening hours are from 7 to 2," you answered. "So if we can finish these reports before then, we should be fine."

Spencer sighed before giving you a smile. "I'm going to try."

"Great, it's a date!" you exclaimed as he turned back around to walk to his office.

You were going to give him a heart attack one of these days.

[idontplaytrack]

✧ “bye, softie jr.”

Rosa Diaz x teen daughter! reader

warnings: the squad being their usual chaotic selves & rosa being an (over) protective mama. (i love rosa being soft, lol)

in which, the 99 finally meets y/n. unplanned.

continuation to “you’re a softie”

You always wondered how it was possible that no one on the squad’s somehow run into you while you were out with Rosa. Your Mom’s somehow never run into her colleagues outside of work, while she was with you, at least. Due to your closeness in age, the two of you have been mistaken for siblings on many occasions. And on this fine day, you had a first date gone…bad and needed keys to get home. But you left them at home since you left home the same time as Rosa that day to go to school. After school let out at 2:30, you went to lunch with Amelia from your Social Studies class. She was nice, and you liked her- but at the end of the lunch, you’ve come to realise you didn’t actually like her the way you thought you did. Being a 15-minute walk away from the precinct, you decided to use the fact that you needed the house keys as an excuse to mess with her. She wasn’t against you meeting them, thus you your decision to go to the 9-9. Stepping out of the elevator and entering the bullpen, you headed straight for Rosa’s desk barely having to look where you were going.

“Been expecting you. How was the date?”

“Fine, but that was also the last.” You told her and she pulls the one earbud you had in, off. Just for the heck of it.

“Why? Did they do anything-”

“No, I just don’t really vibe with her at all, that’s all. I’m perfectly fine.” You assured.

“Good.”

“I need your keys. Forgot to grab mine since we left together this morning.”

You could feel the eyes on you but you tried to ignore them.

“Here.” She opens up her drawer to get them, “Be home when I’m home. Otherwise, I can’t get in.”

“Of course.” You stifled a laugh, “What time do you clock out?”

“From the looks of it, 6:30? Maybe 7. I’ll pick up dinner on the way, how’s that?”

“That’s great.” You gave her a big smile on purpose just to see how she’d react.

“Hey, Rosa.” Amy says as she walked by you, “Wait—” She stops in her tracks and turned on her heels to take a good look. By now, everyone Rosa worked with was watching. Amy was the last one.

“Who’s this, Roro?” Charles asked.

“Call me that again and I’ll burn your sourdough starter to a crisp.” Rosa threatened. You let a laugh slip- you simply couldn’t take her seriously. She wasn’t like this with you at all- this was an act.

“She looks like she could be your sister.” Terry noted.

“Nope.” Rosa answered, “Try again.” You and Rosa shared a glance. Truthfully, the answer could not have been more obvious if it weren’t for the close age gap. You were pretty much a spitting image of your Mother— thank goodness.

“No way- it can’t be.” Jake broke the silence. Amy analysed Rosa’s face then yours, noting that the two of you had your arms crossed the same, with the same expressions on your face. Even the way you were dressed- heavily influenced by Rosa’s style. A light bulb went off in her mind.

“Rosa, I cannot believe this- you have a teenage daughter and this is first time we’re meeting her?!”

Terry’s mouthful of yogurt felt like it got caught in his throat, Charles nearly spilled his coffee all over himself, Jake’s bag of gummies and jellybeans fell from his hand and hilariously scattered all over the floor. Hitchcock and Scully? As clueless as ever. Solely focused on their bags of chips. Oh, and Gina who immediately snapped a photo of you two side by side. There was pin drop silence in the bullpen up until Holt came out to check on his squad. “Why is it so quiet? This is extremely unlike your usual selves.” He remarked, then he quickly spotted an unfamiliar person— you standing by Rosa’s desk. Now, it got awkward.

“They’ve just met my daughter and they’re shocked.” Rosa informs him.

“I see.” He nodded emotionlessly, “Nice to meet you, y/n.”

“Captain Holt. Likewise.” You gave him a polite smile.

“Everybody, get back to work.” He ordered. The buzz continues. “Will you guys wait until I’ve at least left the precinct to talk about me?” You sassed.

“How old are you?” Jake asked.

“17.”

“Damn. Respect, Rosa.” Jake’s eyes widened, “You were 18?!”

“Okay, that’s it. You guys already know too much.” Rosa decided, “No more questions. y/n, go home.”

“Yes, ma’am.” You joked.

“Stop it.” She said back, acting cracking a smile.

“Boy, I haven’t seen you this close to smiling since never.” Jake commented.

“I heard you had a date? Who’s the lucky guy?” Boyle asks.

“Charles, right?” You cleared your throat, “I’m a lesbian, so there was no guy.”

“Oh. I- I am so sorry.” He stutters.

“Why are you afraid of a 17-year old?” Rosa snorted.

“Why isn’t she afraid of you?” Charles retorted before he even thought it through.

“I am loving this.” Gina sighs.

“Why would she need to be? We’re practically best friends.” She shrugged. Now, they were even more curious about how Rosa was like outside of work. “Okay, you need to get home.”

“I’m going, I’m going. I know.” You sigh, throwing your hands up in mock defeat, “You’ll pick up my prescription?”

“I remember, y/n, yes.”

The squad says bye to you as you turned to leave. In retrospect, you could’ve easily passed some time at the nearby library and did some work but you weren’t going to pass up the opportunity to meet her friends officially.

“Byeee, softie…junior.” Jake called out, causing you to laugh as you hit the elevator button.

[gale-force-storm]

9 People You Want to Know Better Tag

Thank you to both @emmy-dekarios-bg3 and @littlelostmabari for the tag!

Not sure who all has been tagged yet but I'll tag @waterdeep-weavemoss, @theletteraesc, @lewdisescariot, @auroraesmeraldarose, @dr-demi-bee, @crimson-and-lavender, @foxtatodreams, @amorgansgal, and @ambientlady

Three Ships: - Gale x Tav obviously - Gale x Karlach (a friend introduced me to Bomb Squad and honestly they're a really sweet pairing that doesn't get enough love imo) - And I've been feeling nostalgic lately so let's say Cecil x Carlos from Welcome to Night Vale

First Ship: I genuinely don't even remember at this point lol. I think the first shippy fanfic I read was about the wizard series that we don't talk about anymore (several different ships), and also about the Maximum Ride book series (I don't even remember the characters names because I was like 12 at the time lol). The first ship where I actually really engaged with the fandom though was Sherlock x Molly from BBC Sherlock

Last Song: Get Deep Fried by Jam Mechanics. A friend recommended it to me last week, and earlier today I needed something to yell along to that wouldn't leave me feeling even angrier at the end, and it fit the bill perfectly

Last Movie: Oh hell, it's been ages. Um... Oh! It was Shrek actually lol. My niece had it on when I was visiting family last month. (I am hoping to see the new Deadpool when it comes out though 👀)

Currently Reading: Between books rn, but next on the list is Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett, in my ongoing quest to read every Discworld book

Currently Watching: Aside from the various youtube rabbit holes I'm constantly falling down, my husband and I do anime night every Sunday, and since we're between seasons we're currently rewatching That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime

Currently Eating: Nothing at the moment but I really need to make some lunch because all I had for breakfast was some yogurt and a bottle of caffeinated crystal light 😅

Currently Craving: Literally just one or two weeks of things not happening. Also maybe some boba. Had a nice mango black tea with lychee jelly a while back and it was lovely and I could really go for another one of those

[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

[the Trio are having a date at the museum, Dr Jan and Terri are guiding them around the new exhibits but are now relaxing in the cafe for lunch]

Dr Jan: After this I think we should show you three the new fossils we got of prehistoric animals.

Marcy: That sounds perfect! But since I don’t know you two as well as Anne, I wanna know a bit more about you two since I love your dynamic and I think I want to add new characters in my webcomic based on you two. That is if your okay with it.

Dr Jan & Terri: Aww, sure go ahead. Is there anything you want to know about?

Marcy: Can you please tell me how you fell in love with each other? So I can tell that backstory in the comic.

Terri: Oh, well, I came here on a lunch break one day to get away from my internship with Dr Frakes and I saw Jan explaining the disemboweling process of a mummy to a field trip group of 3rd graders. She just looked so beautiful as she described pulling organs out through a corpses’ nose.

Marcy: Awww……kinda…

Dr Jan: For me, when we were helping Anne and the Plantars make a portal I came into the lab one morning and saw Terri asleep on their desk, snoring and drooling on the blueprints, half eaten yogurt dipped pretzels nearby. When I took a picture and then woke them up, the ink from the blueprints smudged onto half of their face and so they had equations and bedhead and I thought, “well I can’t not kiss this cutie now”.

Marcy: Awwwwwwww

Terri: That’s when? Oh man, I thought it was when we stole that generator from the FBI and I showed off my engineering skills.

Dr Jan: That helped too, dear.

Sasha: Wait, can you back up to the whole “stealing from the fbi” thing???

[cambrioleur]

Expanding on the LUPIN + B99 crossover that we deserved but never got

Premise: Jake and Rosa get sent to Paris on a cross-cultural exchange program; Guédira and Belkacem are sent to New York in their place.

Boyle tries to befriend Guédira by talking to him about French haute cuisine; Guédira isn't that interested and Boyle is crushed (his hair turns white again and he starts counting down the days until Jake returns). Also, to add insult to injury, Guédira keeps pronouncing "Nikolaj" wrong.

Belkacem continuously offends Holt (Andre Braugher RIP) by blowing up and swearing all the time. Santiago is horrified and keeps trying to get Belkacem's temper under control.

At one point Guédira decides that Terry is Assane in disguise trying to mess with him; Terry gets REALLY upset and Guédira has to spend the rest of the program attempting to get back into his good graces by buying him every flavor of yogurt.

Needless to say there's a Doug Judy episode; mirroring the situation with Jake and Rosa, Guédira thinks he's awesome and Belkacem hates his guts. Guédira also tries to get him into Arsène Lupin.

Meanwhile in Paris, Jake immediately becomes obsessed with Assane and starts headcanoning all kinds of weird adventures they'd get up to. Captain Laugier (he's in this; he's not written out in the crossover) is like, "oh for fuck's sake, not again!!"

Rosa decides that she is going to follow Ben absolutely everywhere because she's convinced he'll lead her to Assane. In response to her hanging around him threateningly, Ben barricades himself in his antique shop and like Boyle starts counting down the days until the exchange program finishes.

Assane has disappeared but has been leaving cryptic clues for Claire and Raoul about his whereabouts. Jake quickly befriends Claire and decides to do everything he can to help her and Raoul reunite with Assane because he's a sucker for emotional reunion scenes. Working together, the three of them successfully decode the messages.

Jake gets his wish and Assane, Claire, and Raoul are reunited. Claire cries, Assane cries, Jake cries, and Raoul doesn't cry because that kid never cries. And then Assane looks up at Jake and winks, and Jake is like "omg omg omg this is so cool I love Paris so much." But then he gets in trouble with Captain Laugier for neglecting his actual police responsibilities. AND THAT'S THE END.

[yogurtmedia]

Finished a new comic for the week!

Yogurt and Berry got a model kit for Terry!

"We think the two of you will love building it together!" - Short Comic - Picked Out

[mommy-thot-speaketh]

So, someone has to talk about Terry.

Ok, alarmist title there, but what I'm saying is that there's simply not enough love for Terry Jeffords. Literally, that man is holding the 99 together, has the best personality out of everyone there and I am sick and tired of not seeing enough Terry appreciation on my feed. Here are some things Terry loves (in no particular order): - yogurt - walls - responsible agricultural practices - Sharon - love - the hustle - his kids - Skyfire Cycle - foreign films - waking up - the farmer's market

[yaboirezzy]

AmyTerry Stuff 3 because f**k me there's another

Amy: *minding her own business, not doing anything*

Terry: appears out of nowhere, kisses her on the cheek, leaves* :)

Amy, blushing: Alright idiot, bet

-

Terry: *playing on his video game console*

Amy: *pops out of the screen with Erma's help and kisses him*

3 Minutes Later...

Terry, laying down on the ground: 🍅

Connor, knowing what happened: Wow, that video game really got you heated huh? 😏

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Amy: Terry... I know this sounds crazy... But I think I want to kiss you...

Terry: Oh fr?😳😳 That is so love-hate 💛🤎 and rivals-to-friends-to-lovers 💯 my girl 👍

Amy:

Amy: I think I want to punch you before I kiss you

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Amy: I'll have you know, my taste in boys are actually quite high!

Terry: AAAAAH HELP! I ACCIDENTALLY LIT MY YOGURT ON FIRE AND MY SANDWICH EXPLODED!!

Amy: ...See, that one right there is mine!

The other girls: 😶😐😑

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Terry: Heh he heh. Hey Amy, do you think anyone thinks we're a thing together?

Amy: My therapist (Sidney) has advised me not to talk about this with you...

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Terry: I would literally die for you

Amy: Please at least say 'hello' before you devolve into something like that

Terry: Oh okay. Hey! I would literally die for you

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Sylvia: What's wrong with Amy? She's been sitting there, red faced, for at least 15 minutes now

Sidney: Oh it's simple really: she and Terry we're having a fight earlier, it was getting kinda heated since she started strangling his neck, but somehow after one or two spins between the two of them they ended up in that one romantic pose with Terry grabbing her by the waist (reference: it's that one scene in Rio), and after that unexpected ending she immediately went over to me and explained what happened even though she was still somewhat shocked

Sylvia, dumbfounded at Sidney's explanation: Huh...

Miko: And they say romance is dead

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Terry, teary eyed and emotional: *hugs Amy* You are the kindest most beautiful person I've ever met in my life! I love you so much, you mean everything in the world to me, thank you so much for everything!!

Amy, red as a tomato: T-Terry?! I- You're welcome but...I'm- I'm literally just giving you the new video game that you really wanted for a gift! Now let me go idiot, people are watching us!!

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Terry: See Amy, isn't this nice? Just the two of us having some time together at the new local diner

Amy, annoyed: Yeah...just the two of us...

The Blairwoods Squad: *spying from the table behind them*

Felicia and her friends: *spying from the table in front of them*

The Williams, Yureimotos, and other families: *spying from the tables outside*

Amy, just loud enough for all of them to hear: You are all miserable shippers...

Terry: *absolutely clueless as to what is happening*

(These all take place sometime between present day and the future teen/middle school years)

[fangirlstorycreator]

CK Terry X Reader

Context: Terry's about to leave the house to go to work, but he forgets one thing 💚

After you had transitioned from your old job to a new one, you were able to be up earlier in the morning, and thus be able to have breakfast with your boyfriend Terry. You adored Terry and loved him more than anything, in your eyes, he was absolute perfection. He would do everything and anything to make you smile, make your day better and always showed you how much he loves you. Before your new job, Terry would be the one who was awake first, and as he got up out of bed, he would plant a kiss on your cheek before he got ready and left for work. And now that you were awake with him, he changed it up a little. Instead of a kiss on the cheek, he would always wish you a good day at work, and give you a slow and sweet kiss before he left for the dojo.

There were times he would linger, and on a few occasions he was actually late for work because neither of us could...control ourselves.... But no matter what, he wouldn't leave without kissing you goodbye, it was so sweet. One morning, you wake up and head downstairs for breakfast, and Terry is already there, looking a little flustered. "Morning babe, are you alright?" "I uhh- I just am late for work thats all. And I've got some new sensei's coming in for interviews today- and Kim texted me that she needed me as soon as possible and-" "Woh woh, Terry, babe, just take a second to breath ok? Your going to give your self a headache" You gently stroke down his back, instantly starting to calm him down. "Alright, sorry sweetheart. I really have to get going now, I'll see you soon. I love you" "I love you too Terry"

He grabs his bag and coat and runs straight out of the door towards his car, and he's off like a flash. You didn't like seeing him get all flustered like that, but you knew it was just because it was going to be a busy day for him, and as soon as some new sensei's were recruited, it wouldn't be as stressful for him. Smiling and carrying on, you grab a bowl, some yogurt, strawberries and a banana and slice up the fruit, adding it to the yogurt in the bowl. Your quite happily eating your breakfast, and reading the news stories on your phone, when you hear a bizarre sound, it sounds like a car pulling up in the drive way.

That's strange, you thought to yourself, did Terry forget his GI? It was Terry who pulled up outside and he walked straight back into the kitchen where you were sat. "Did you forget your GI Terry? Or maybe the dojo keys?" "No sweetheart, I forgot something much more important" Then he walks right up to you, holds your face in his hands and kisses you, it's so gentle and sweet, but no matter how many times he kisses you, it always makes you feel weightless. This kiss is just as passionate as always, and he even lingers a little too. "You came back just to kiss me?" "I never want to leave this house without showing you how much I love you sweetheart" He gives you a little kiss this time, shorter but just as sweet, before he grabs his keys again. "I really do have to go now sweetheart, I love you" "I love you too Terry" And just as quickly as before, he drove away to work, and you felt very happy, looking forward to the rest of your day.

[ash4prez]

i cant explain it but every single brooklyn 99 character is somehow also my spirit animal/comfort animal/best friend. like, idk if it’s the fact that i’ve watched five and a half seasons of this goddamn show in the space of two weeks, but i am severely and dangerously emotionally attached to every single character.

i literally get a warm and fuzzy feeling just thinking about peraltiago—i’ve already posted about this but DAMN i want their relationship so bad. they were literally coded for each other and oml the fact that they start off as really competitive rivals who also secretly are in love w each other really hits me hard. i cant explain how much i love the Academic Rivals to Lovers trope and this sort of feels like the grown up version of that.

Gina and Rosa are so goddamn gay for each other and nobody can fricking prove me wrong. like ok it’s not canon but i don’t give a shit. HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER OML?!?! I think i would die if Dietti became real but since it’s not ig i’ll stick to fanart and dreaming!!!

the charles and jake best friendship is honestly goals and i want charles to be my friend so bad!! i think charles is honestly such a good honest guy and that’s really rare in these sitcom type of shows. jake DOES sometimes take him for granted but always apologises and i think that’s what makes their dynamic so good to watch.

obviously can’t make a stan post about b99 without mentioning the best character, my guy terry!! honestly could go on for days about this dude but i’ll keep it brief—he deserves to be happy for legit the rest of his life because he is such an unwavering good guy. the way he talks about himself in third person and has a weird obsession with yogurt is so endearing, but then he’s also really brave and honestly friendly to you no matter who tf you are. like when holt was promoted and the vulture was captain for a while, terry is literally so polite to that douchebag and it makes me so mad that terry doesn’t get the same respect back.

those are my favourite characters generally, obviously scully, hitchcock and holt are awesome af so i’ll probably make a part 2 stanpost for them, but for now imma leave it here before i explode with affection for b99.

[bandnameserver]

Terry Loves Yogurt

[unofficial-babygirl]

I'm just like Terry Jeffords, I love yogurt 💜

And I love love ❤️