#terrible at taking selfies

[heavenly-angell]

[anderperries]

going to be at tit tonight and i’m nervous and excited ahh!! say hi if you see me!! i’ve got a yellow “we’re all lesbian” shirt and a jean skirt on. wavy red hair and maybe flower cat ears on :D

(i’m sitting center balcony2)

[menlove]

this jacket is everything to me now

[hellenhighwater]

Wait is that actually your ex-boyfriend's hand? What happened to him?

He works with real live dinosaurs so....

Nah, he and are are super good friends--we were before we dated, and remained so after, because the breakup was extremely amicable, and he's one of those people who's a terribly good gift-giver. Most years we still exchange gifts sometime between our respective birthdays and christmas, and he sent me that hand (it's a replica) as a gift one year. I made him the archaeopteryx fossil bowl this year.

Just because this is the OG bone-stealing witch website, I will clearly state that the only real human bones I possess are my own. My animal bones are all either scavenged myself or gifted to me by the people that scavenged them. (I have a sort of energy that consistently makes people go "I saw this dead thing and thought of you!")

I don't have a problem with owning human remains that are ethically sourced, but the reality is that unless you can very precisely trace the origin of human remains to the specific person who clearly and unequivocally stated in life that they're cool with someone keeping and displaying their now-unused crunchy bits, it's...probably not ethical. So if someone has some of their own bones that they're done using that they want to send my way: cool, let's talk, ideally before it's necessary to have the conversation by seance. Otherwise, I will continue to be perfectly happy with my replica remains.

I'd like to will my crunchy bits to someone who will make dramatic monologues to my noggin, but hopefully that's not an issue I'll need to deal with for a while yet.

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

you can always tell who on tumblr is playing out their mean bully fantasy lmao i know youre not acting tough online when you look like this

[stellaluna33]

Good afternoon, lovelies!

[you-expect-too-much]

I need this dress in every colour 😩

[ainawgsd]

Amara is no good at taking selfies

[dayurno]

hiii tumblr user dayurno <3what do you think would be kandreil social media usage post-canon? i love thinking about 35 year old neil posting throwback pictures of him, andrew and kevin at age 19...

i also have this idea of neil posting a headline about him being the fastest striker in the pro league (whatever idk sports terms LOL) with a caption like 'this goes out to kevin day, who one time told me i wouldn't always be able to rely on being the fastest player on the court. my entire career has been a way of proving you wrong' (said very lovingly of course <3) and kevin just very earnestly replies. i love you neil, you have been a pleasure to teach

or like it has been a pleasure to teach you everything you know. eheheh

idk very out of character for them but i think about it a lottt. what do you think :)

OH THIS IS CUTE OK. i think kevin's social media usage is and will always be strictly professional, to me he'd be chronically offline and only actually keep up with social media if it was about exy. he really really really doesn't get the whole gist......... kevin is those people that say "social media? id rather go hiking haha" but like unironically and genuinely

on another hand i think neil would like it! he knows enough about social media (almost nothing) that he thinks its all about posting pictures he doesnt want to lose, so hed like it......... :3 neil has the scrapbooker's temperament after all so i think hed appreciate having a place to store all these memories knowing theyd never disappear. i do think his account would be locked though

andrew doesn't do social media in the traditional sense but i really believe that he'd be easily caught in the tiktok/instagram reels/whatever dopamine loop LMFAO andrew likes being distracted and not thinking so he'd enjoy his 5hrs a day tiktok scrolling while smoking time. kevin disapproves of this on a level yet unknown

re: kevin telling neil he was a pleasure to mentor ............ :') I REALLY BELIEVE HE THINKS THAT...!!! kevin strikes me as the kind of person who would drop unbelievably earnest comments online and not notice the magnitude of what hes saying. just like he does it in real life

[somegrumpynerd]

The gang learns to use snapchat

[pisshandkerchief]

how I look with he/him pronouns in bio

[sundancefemme]

FINALLY got my hair to cooperate. you think im sooooo cute & ur going to tell me so at length 🔫🔫

[thefabelmans2022]

finally made my pilgrimage to the jfk memorial and i wanted to take pictures but there's a group of people just hanging out like right there......

[stillhere-erehllits]

[seagullcharmer]

i knew it was a good thing to use a selfie where my face is half covered. y'all could never handle the full might of my beauty

[iwait4youalexg]

Saw some candid photos of myself you know what that means….that’s right renewed desire to get a n*se j*b