#terrace house parody

[lily-orchard-gossip-blog]

One of the funniest posts by Lily was when she said she should’ve known The Owl House would “turn bad” was when Dana Terrace responded to an AMA question asking what Luz’s favorite animes would be. Then she proceeded to complain that “all shows made by weebs are bad”. Lily’s intense hatred of anime is absurd to the point of parody 😂

Lily may as well just start saying "all shows made by people who breath air are bad." It would mean about the same thing. 😆

[historyhermann]

LGBTQ Representation in Animated Series In 2020 and Beyond

In the past year, various series have premiered on broadcast television and streaming platforms with LGBTQ characters and diverse casts. While there is still progress going forward, as every single major studio had failing, poor, or insufficient ratings for LGBTQ-inclusive films in 2019, according to the recent Studio Responsibility Index released by GLAAD, there were a number of LGBTQ characters in animated series which appeared in 2020 on platforms such as Netflix, HBO Max, CBS All Access / Paramount +,  YouTube, Cartoon Network, Rooster Teeth and Syfy’s TZGZ animation block, with hope for more in the years to come. Despite the dismal events of 2020, these series are making a big impact when it comes to interesting, strong, and complicated stories for LGBTQ characters, and should be praised for that, regardless of whether the shows are aimed at young adults, children, or mature adults.

Reprinted from Pop Culture Maniacs, my History Hermann WordPress blog on Jan. 7, and Wayback Machine. This was the third article I wrote for Pop Culture Maniacs. This post was originally published on December 29, 2020.

Three big animated series ended this year: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts, and Steven Universe Future. She-Ra began streaming on Netflix in November 2018, while Steven Universe Future, the limited epilogue series of the inclusive Cartoon Network series, Steven Universe, began in the fall of 2019, and Kipo, another Netflix show, began in January of this year. All three made strides in representation. In addition to those series, there were a host of new and continuing shows like the new all-ages series Cleopatra of Space, an existing all-ages animation titled DC Super Hero Girls, the Mexican animated series, Victor & Valentino, the mature animated series Star Trek: Lower Decks, and two YouTube-hosted series (Helluva Boss and My Pride: The Series) that all had LGBTQ characters as well. The same could be said about Magical Girl Friendship Squad, a wonderful mature animation which parodied the magical girl genre, specifically anime like Sailor Moon and Cardcaptor Sakura, its pilot series, Magical Girl Friendship Squad: Origins, the epilogue series titled Adventure Time: Distant Lands, and the children’s animated series The Owl House. Other series that shined included RWBY, a young adult animation, and the ongoing series, Big Mouth.

In 2020, lesbian characters appeared throughout these animated series. For example, the final season of Noelle Stevenson’s She-Ra ended with an episode where the two protagonists, Catra and Adora, shown above, kiss and save the world (and universe) from destruction, with the show’s villains defeated in one fell swoop. The show included a lesbian couple (Spinnerella and Netossa), and two other lesbian couples (Light Hope and Mara, Scorpia and Perfuma) were either shown in the show or identified by the show’s creators, while Huntara was shown to be a lesbian character who may have a crush on Adora. At the same time, characters like Pearl and Garnet (a fusion of two Gem beings, Ruby and Sapphire) were shown to be lesbians in the original series, Steven Universe, but not in the epilogue series. Even so, Bismuth was implied to have a crush on Pearl. Additionally, the two moms of a superhero girl, Jessica Cruz (also known as Green Lantern), were introduced in an April 2020 episode of DC Super Hero Girls, while the two moms of Akila (Theoda and Pothina) were introduced in an episode of Cleopatra of Space.

Apart from these examples, Xochi was strongly implied to be lesbian and be in a relationship with Amabel in Victor & Valentino, as a planned date in the Season 2 episode “Carmelita” between Xochi and Amabel was unknowingly foiled by the show’s protagonists. In The Owl House, Amity, a teenage witch, who falls in love with Luz, was confirmed as lesbian by show creator Dana Terrace. Noting is the mate of Hover in the show My Pride: The Series and Ilia Amitola, who has a crush on series protagonist Blake Belladonna, and a lesbian couple (Saphron and Terra Cotta-Arc) appeared for brief moments in the eighth volume/season of RWBY. In the case of Magical Girl Friendship Squad, Daisy, one of the protagonists who is living with a brown-skinned woman named Alex, was shown to be a lesbian, whether through having an ex who worked at a local urgent care clinic named Yolanda or Pansy, the “monogamous live-in girlfriend” in one of the alternative universes. Additionally, Daisy was said to have slept with every barista in a local coffee shop, while Nut, the animal companion of Alex and Daisy, had a former relationship with Verus, the villain. In October 2020, the creator of Star Trek: Lower Decks, Mike McMahan, in an interview with Variety, confirmed that Captain Amina Ramsey was ex-girlfriend of Beckett Mariner at Starfleet Academy, and promised that the series would explore more LGBTQ storylines in its second season.

Gay characters also appeared in various animated series in the past year. For instance, Adora’s friend, Bow, in She-Ra, has two dads, George and Lance, while Rogelio and Kyle were hinted to be in a gay relationship, confirmed by series creator Noelle Stevenson. Furthermore, there were multiple gay characters in The Hollow, and a character in The Owl House, Willow, a friend of Luz, has two dads. While Corvin having a crush on a character only known as “Coffee Dude” in Magical Girl Friendship Squad was implied, it was Kipo which made headlines when it came to gay characters. That is because Benson comes out as gay to Kipo, the show’s titular protagonist, a half-Korean and half-Black girl, who is also half-human and half-mutant. He later has a boyfriend named Troy, and their romance is an important subplot in the show’s final season, as shown in the above image.

The same could be said for bisexual characters, to an extent. In She-Ra, Bow and Glimmer, two of the show’s main characters, were implied to be bisexual, as was Sea Hawk, due to his relationship with a princess named Mermista, and previous relationship with a man named Falcon. More significant was a bisexual princess named Entrapta, who is autistic and Luz, a teenage Dominican-American witch in The Owl House, who is shown, and confirmed, to be bisexual. A mature animated series, Harley Quinn, on HBO Max, focused on the relationship between two bisexual women, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, which blossoms with various kisses and a romantic ending to the show’s most recent season. Another mature series, Helluva Boss, which had a pilot in November 2019, showed a few episodes this year, which featured two bisexual characters: Moxxie and Stolas. In a bold announcement, Arryn Zech, voice actor of Blake in RWBY confirmed that she was bisexual in a video stream. Additionally, the fact that Ramsey, in Star Trek: Lower Decks was Mariner’s ex-girlfriend, that Mariner previously dated Steve Levy, and that, as McMahan put it, “every Starfleet officer is probably at the baseline bisexual,” with none intentionally made straight or cisgender, strongly hints that she is bisexual – or perhaps even pansexual, which wouldn’t be a first for characters in 2020, as Blitzo, in Helluva Boss, is pansexual.

Finally, there were various non-binary, genderfluid, and trans characters in animated series in 2020, a true sign that things are changing in the realm of animated television. For one, in She-Ra is a non-binary shapeshifter named Double Trouble, who has a pivotal role in the show’s last two seasons, Asher, a friend of Kipo, confirmed to be non-binary by those working on the show, and Y5, a teenage scientist and rabbit with an ambiguous gender. Steven Universe Future, on the other had at least two non-binary characters. For one, the non-binary and intersex fusion of Steven and his friend, Connie, Stevonnie, makes a reappearance in the series. Secondly, a non-binary person, appears and helps Steven get over his feelings of resentment toward his friends “leaving him” and is shown to be the partner of Sadie, a singer of a former band in the town. Apart from this, every single Gem being featured in the show is a non-binary woman, as asserted by series creator Rebecca Sugar. May Marigold in RWBY is a trans woman, as is a new character in Big Mouth named Natalie, and Jewelstar, voiced by a trans male actor, Alex Blue Davis, appeared in an episode of She-Ra.

And, perhaps the most interesting intersection of gender and sexuality in 2020 was the episode “Obsidian” of Adventure Time: Distant Lands, which focused on the relationship between a bisexual woman Marceline “Marcy” the Vampire Queen and Princess Bonnibel “Bonnie” Bubblegum, of a not-yet-known sexual orientation. In the final episode of the original series, Adventure Time, Marcy and Bonnie had kissed, making their relationship canon, with this episode giving more of their backstory and their relationship together.

With these 15 animated series, and others like The Loud House, BoJack Horseman, Castlevania, Hoops, and DuckTales, along with minor characters in Clifford the Big Red Dog and T.O.T.S, there is hope in the future for diverse storylines and expanded representation. For one, it is possible that Kipo will come back in 2021, not just in a comic form, but as a movie, as the series creator, Rad Sechrist, promoted a hashtag for a movie about Wolf, one of the story’s protagonists. Secondly, in January 2021, the final season of Carmen Sandiego will premiere on Netflix, which could end with a lesbian relationship between Carmen and Julia “Jules” Argent, and the new series, DeadEndia, streaming the same year will have a trans teenager named Barney as one of the protagonists.

Next year may bring the second season of The Owl House, with a growing relationship between the two teenage witches, Luz and Amity, a new season of the all-ages animation, Lumberjanes, the mature animated series Hazbin Hotel – created by the same people as Helluva Boss – chock full of LGBTQ characters, the series, Q-Force, which centers around a group of LGBTQ superheroes, the animated web series Gen:Lock, which features a genderfluid character named Val(entina) Romanyszyn, and the upcoming series S.A.L.E.M.: The Secret Archive of Legends, Enchantments, and Monsters. For the latter series, it has already been established that one of the protagonists (Salem) is non-binary and pansexual cryptid, joined by a gay photographer named Oliver, and an asexual psychic medium named Petra. If McMahan follows through on his promise in the interview he had with Variety magazine, the next season of Star Trek: Lower Decks will explore Mariner’s implied bisexual identity and if rumors are true, then the third season of Final Space will have LGBTQ characters. Similarly, the original pitches of Sara Eissa’s animated action-adventure series, Astur’s Rebellion, which Crunchyroll turned down this year, which has a diverse cast, and the 2d animated series Recorded by Arizal, the prelude which aired on Rooster Teeth, both had LGBTQ protagonists. If these series move into production, then this would expand further stories for LGBTQ characters in animation. So, there’s a lot to look forward to in 2021 in terms of animated series and these developments will undoubtedly affect the ongoing war between streaming platforms for more subscribers, profits for themselves, and film distribution itself.

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[eljeebee]

Louie Davis arrived at Manzanita Terrace! Jason Davis walked him there, Mason on his hip.

"Say bye-bye to your brother!" Jason said, tickling Mason's chubby chin.

"Bye Mace!" Louie waved at his little brother.

"Bwabwa!" Mason babbled.

Elizabeth hurriedly opened the door, Sid on her tail. "Hi, hi, come in, Louie, come in!"

"Thanks Miss Swanson!"

"Louie!! Come!!" Sid squealed, jumping up and down. She dragged him inside. "Hi Mister Davis! Bye Mister Davis!"

"Bye Papa!" Louie yelled before Sid further dragged him in.

Elizabeth walked up to Jason, saying, "Mister Davis, thanks for allowing Louie. This will make Sid's day — and not just this day, probably her whole life!"

Jason waved a hand, "Oh, don't mention it, Miss Swanson! The kid's new around here, and we'd love to welcome you and her here." He leaned in, jokingkly whispering, "Besides, this'll take some heavy stuff off my back while he's gone. It's hard trying to take care of Mason while that boy runs around."

Elizabeth stifled a laugh.

"Anyways, seems like Sid's very excited, huh."

Elizabeth nodded. "This is the first time I've seen her this happy ever since his dad died."

Jason nodded, fixing his hold on Mason. "It must have been hard on her. How are the two of you holding up?"

"Good, actually," Elizabeth nodded, she leaned at the closed gate, looking back at their door. She could see Louie and Sid exchanging a tight hug through the window. "Moving here gave Sid a fresh start. I'm glad it's working."

"Me too, kid, me too."

Mason yawned.

Elizabeth smiled. Jason shook his head, "Sorry, kid, looks like I've got to go now."

"It's fine!" She waved a finger to Mason. "Night, night little buddy."

Jason waved at her as he started to walk down to their house. Elizabeth waved back, before going back inside their house.

Later, Sid and Louie was on the treehouse's deck, playing space odyssey!

"I'm Commander Harper, and this is my favorite place in San Sequoia!" Sid exclaimed, reciting a parody of a famous quote from a famous video game.

Louie cackled, "That's witty Sid!"

"What's witty?" Sid tilted her head.

"Uhm...," Louie paused for a moment. "I think it means clever?"

"Ohh..."

"I'm your clone, and I'm going to be the real Commander Harper!" Louie exclaimed, waving his hand imagining a scanner on his arm is scanning Sid.

"I'm the real Commander Harper!" Sid pointed at him, a hand on her hip.

"Raaah!!!" Louie made finger guns aiming at Sid.

Sid "dodged" running to the cabin, hiding. "You'll never get me!"

Meanwhile, Elizabeth felt more inspired, and had a lightbulb. She stopped painting, yelled a "Be careful up there!" to the children on the treehouse and jogged back inside. She started writing a ballad.

[fuzzysparrow]

Which fictional family lives at 742 Evergreen Terrace?

742 Evergreen Terrace is the address of the Simpson family's house in the cartoon television show 'The Simpsons'. It is a pinkish-orange two-storey house with a garage, basement and attic. The location of the rooms of the house sometimes differs between episodes but the front door generally leads to a foyer containing the stairs with the living room on the left.

'The Simpsons', created by Matt Groening, began broadcasting on 17th December 1989. It takes place in the fictional town of Springfield. The family, consisting of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie, are yellow-skinned humans, as are most of the characters in the show. The show is a satirical depiction of American life, particularly parodying American culture and society, television, and the human condition.

According to the storyline, Homer's father sold his old house and wrote Homer a cheque for $15,000 so that Homer could make the down payment on 742 Evergreen Terrace. Later in the story, the Simpsons' neighbour, Ned Flanders, who lives at number 744, purchased 742 for $101,000 when the Simpsons fell behind on mortgage payments. Flanders then rented the property to the family until they could buy it back.

[aoki553]

His name is Masato!! Masato Ukawa :D

He's from an Asou Shuuichi one shot called Terrace House Dust that is a parody of a tv show called Terrace House. (neither are his original idea tho)

AND NO I TOTALLY AGREE. Asou-sensei for some reason made this guy prettier than every single pretty guy he's ever drawn and I am going so insane.

Since the plot is about Tetsuya Suga moving into a shared house with the most terrible roommates imaginable, Masato represents the type of roommate that brings random girls home.

The point of mentioning him in the entire post is the fact that he's the only Asou character that openly says he's bisexual 🗣️ Bisexual king frfr

"saiki has such great lgbtq rep!!!"

meanwhile the canon lgbt rep in his works being:

1. a stereotypically feminine gay ninja dude

2. that one trans guy from the saipsi oneshots no one reads

3. haganeno ken and his husband yarizaki hideo /j

4. uhh bisexuals ??👍 (imu rifuta nd ukawa masato)

yeah

[dinosaurproduction]

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[disnerland]

LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT THERE IT IS! 

The FRUIT FLY wants to give you juice but just say NOOOO.

Just Say GO FAR FRUIT FLY. GO FAAAAAAAR away. 

[clarrissanewt]

Out Of Love

Pairing: Peter Parker x fem!reader

Warnings: angst, peter falling out of love, mentions of blood

Summary: You always thought he was the one—but the twist of fate was falling out of love

You didn’t know how it all started—you finding Peter or perhaps, it was the twist of fate that you both met. All you remember is watching the brunet break down on your terrace, his hands sodden with blood and grim as excruciating sobs tore through his throat. You wouldn’t have advanced towards him if it wasn’t for the familiar suit he was clad in. And Peter knew as you crouched in front of him, hesitantly taking his hands and wiping his tears, that at least someone understood he had a heart.

That night, it felt like a God-sent replacement to Peter. Gwen was ripped apart from his life, but he had you; you had uncomplainingly opened your arms for him to live.

You heard the chink of the balcony door sliding open, and dusting the flour from your hands, you traced your way to the bedroom.

“Peter?” You tapped on the door lightly, almost instantly getting a grunt in reply.

“I’s open.”

Pushing through the door, your pupils dilated at the scene—Peter slouched against the glass pane of the balcony, his suit displaying severe holes, and you suspected him to have engaged in some inferno mayhem.

“Hey?” You sat in front of him, resisting a hiss that involuntarily acted in your system when your skin made contact with the cold tiles.

“I’m okay,” Peter winced as you rubbed away the blood from his lips. Your touches were light, but it was hurting anyway. “Ah, fuck.”

“Shh, that’s alright,” you coaxed him as he tried to keep your eyes in his line of sight. “Let’s get you changed first?”

Even though Peter was bruised and little to speak, even though the cookies you baked to share with him under the cool air of moonlight turned cold and unforgotten, Peter was in your arms, his breath ragged and heart thumping in a steady beat against yours, you knew things were alright…you two were alright.

The heels of your sneakers sounded too loud in your ears as you climbed the stairs, the strap of your bag tangled in a death grip between your fingers. It was already so late, and what were the odds that Peter would be awake?

Silently setting your shoes on the doorway, you entered the house, watching Peter sitting on the couch with his hands grappling his temple. You looked at his horrified hickory eyes…so lost and so distracted.

“Sorry, didn’t hear you coming.”

You shook your head with a smile. “It’s okay. I was wondering-”

“No plans tonight, I’ve a bad headache.”

Peter watched your smile crested eyes opening in subtle disappointment and hurt. He didn’t know why he was doing this—pushing you away yet craving you.

And before you could shake your head again, touch his arm in assurance, he was gone, clicking the bedroom door shut in his trail.

You thought he just needed his time as you watched the parody of two lines Peter had drawn some months ago on the wall—just intersecting once, never to be seen again.

Months, it had been months you had last talked to him in a real sense. Your questions were answered with excuses, your frustration was answered with silence and your touches were answered with flinches.

He deserves his time, you reminded yourself, but how much?

Drumming your fingers along the periphery of the small dining table, you counted every tick of the clock.

Five…four…three…two…one—but where was Peter?

Laying your head on the wooden surface, you eyed the careful carvings on the cake. You waited until the exhaustion of your body closed your eyes for your own good.

Guilt bubbled inside Peter as he slapped away his hair. What was your fault? None. And why was he dragging you in the drudgery of his misery? He wished somebody would answer him as he gingerly closed the door behind him, finding you already asleep in the kitchen, your arms protectively shielding the cake you baked for him. Just for him.

His throat constricted as he read the little ‘boink!’ written beside the big ‘happy birthday’.

Boink…it bought back so many memories, so excruciating ones.

It was just a few months you both had shifted together, you were engrossed in your book while Peter with his phone. God knows how you had ended up walking and when two lost people as you both had slammed into each other, your temple hitting his chest, which was perfectly nothing to worry about. But Peter had held onto your wrist with a flabbergasted look and simply said, “boink.”

“Boink?”

“You always hit the head twice and not once,” he pantomimed horns over your head. “...yeah.”

“But I didn’t even hit your head-”

All your protests had fallen off when Peter pressed you to his chest, his voice soft and soothing. “Boink.”

“Boink.”

Everything seemed so stifling to Peter as he suppressed the tears. “I’m so sorry,” he whispered to your sleeping form and was off.

‘That’s a very ungodly hour to be awake,’ Peter would have told you only if he was there. You dropped your phone on the couch after trying to call him for the hundredth time, retreating to the kitchen where you mindlessly touched the freshly baked cookies. The hot and gooey chocolate sizzled up your finger and left you much worse than before.

Peter’s face flashed in front of your face, his long lost smile wistfully revolving in your mind as he would playfully try to nick a hot, chewy cookie from under your command. It was only after he had pressed you against the kitchen counter, he would lean over you, letting you know how much he was in love with you.

You craved that feeling, you craved the feeling of having his arms slithering across your waist from behind.

The glass bowl tumbled down the counter as you haphazardly pushed everything away from yourself.

It was all so obliterating; you slid down on the floor, in between the shards that seemed to mimic your heart.

Every effort to mob out your sobs was so useless because right across the kitchen, Peter was standing transfixed at the sight of you—so broken and so helpless that he hated himself to the core.

You tensed when you felt Peter wiping your tears, sitting with legs tucked under his arms just like you. But this time he had no excuse.

“You think- you think of me as a replacement, don’t you?” You didn’t care about asking him where he had been all this while, you needed your answers today. “A replacement to Gwen…to your lost comfort—I can’t even tell you how it feels.”

“Try me.”

“It feels…it feels like we are running in circles, Peter,” you hiccuped as he brushed your hair away from your face. You didn’t know when his touch started feeling so repulsive. “Every force in the world is just, it’s just ripping up apart bit by bit. You know, Peter, you were so afraid to lose your comfort that you didn’t even care to check what kind of graveyard you have been leaving me in.”

An uncomfortable silence was all Peter could give you in return.

“Are you tired of all this?”

Somewhere you wanted to deny whatever he asked. “Yes. I’m tired. Very very tired.”

You held many regrets in life but made yourself believe that this wasn’t one of them as you watched Peter push himself off the floor, and picking a cookie from the counter he was gone again. Maybe forever.

But it didn’t matter anymore. You were so out of love and so was he.

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[mingy0u]

SVT as stereotypical Asian frat boys

TW// drinking, party culture, drug use, vaping

For legal purposes this is a joke and parody of socal abb culture and yes, I am Asian American and no, I don't participate in this lifestyle, well anymore kind of. Anyway I see a LOT of aus where kpop idols are portrayed as frat boys and it got my brain churning in and I came up with this gross headcanon. Generalization of asian fraternities in Southern California. ✨✨✨Hehe first shit post

#CherryLine

Grand Seungcheol is the senior president and the guy who supplies the alc, you venmo him at every party. Relatively well known, he's pretty chill and calls himself a grandpa because he doesn't rave anymore but will show up to parties and the club. Used to be the tank and will prove to anyone that he still has it, will literally go till the last man standing to prove a point. He loves to spoil his line and goes all out when it comes to gifts. His little is Woozi, who is also a DJ usually mixes house party jams and early 2000s rnb together, wouldn't be caught dead at a rave but went to LEDUSA bc Cheol talked him into it, rolled for the experience but wouldn't do it again bc he values his brain cells. Lowkey always has a lychee puff bar on him tho. He was able to get away with not picking up a little during his second year bc the pledge class was smaller, but ended up picking up Vernon bc they both vibe and like hip-hop. Vernon is chill, lowkey a soundcloud rapper and listens to Keshi and Khai Dreams. He's a resident sadboi, and stoner and will smoke you tf out if you have a sesh with him. Doesn't drink to get drunk, goes to parties for the vibes and will drink yogurt soju. He will take a shot with you if you ask and yes, he's out on the terrace most of the night.

#AngelLine

Great Grand Jeonghan is the Senior VP and handles recruitment and absolutely loves the incoming pledge classes that he's almost everyone's pseudo and lowkey the rave dad. Hes the enabler and will make you take a swig if you make eye contact. He drives a white Lexus and is always down to give rides. His little is Hoshi, super chaotic dude, on a dance team and 2 project teams, and will also take 20 units...does he sleep? Idk. He will yike on anyone who will let him. He's known for getting asian glow and always has pepcid on him. Hoshi picked up Dokyeom, during his second year and tbh his ride or die, they have matching jerseys. He didn't intend on joining a frat but ended up going to all the rush events bc he didn't want to feel bad. He's the life of the party and resident hypeman, super loud and will make a fool out of himself to make sure everyone has a good time. Dk picks up Seungkwan as his little, Seungkwan only rushed bc he was bored and ended up getting a bid. He's the DD and takes care of everyone drunk, and makes sure the airbnb isn't trashed. He's the finance chair and will literally @ you in the groupme if you didn't pay dues. He makes the best totems tbh, will organize coordinating themed outfits for raves. Hoshi is super tempted to pick up again and picks up Dino as his second little and DK's twin. He spoils the hell out of him since he found out he's a dancer too and got him an engraved hydro and yeezys. Dino is honestly down for anything and Jeonghan’s rave baby. He firmly doesn't believe in chase, and will challenge Cheol to a drink off. He's really enthusiastic, is the favorite. Sweet talker and has a ton of abg upperclassmen wanting to be his "mom."

#SundayMorningLine

Great Grand Joshua is really focused on professional development and the philanthropy chair. He's all over campus bc he's super involved, but shows up to all the meetings. He's the guy who does all the talking at the booth. Rarely gets fucked up but when he does he blacks out and will text the groupme if they wanna get soondubu or pho for the morning after. He lost a bet and had to pick up two littles, Wonwoo and Jun, at the same time which hurt his bank account but doesn't regret it. Wonwoo is more reserved and the gamer, spends all his time playing league and has a pc he built himself with the rainbow setup. Wonwoo is lowkey a tank and can chug a bottle of soju in under 30 seconds, also has the longest record for winebag. Jun is the bro who everyone babies and calls wholesome, he send the groupme random memes and always in the booked studyroom hoping to see someone come by. He works at as a bobarista and hooks it up for anyone he knows, also really good at mixing drinks and makes the jungle juice. Marks you with a sharpie to count how many shots you took so far, will judge anyone who volunteerily drinks Svedka. Wonwoo picks up Mingyu as his little and they become gym bros, and go costco shopping together on Sundays. Mingyu runs a side hustle as a photographer and does grad shoots and the formal pictures, he's also the media chair. He prefers beer over liquor, can shotgun in less than 8 seconds. He will comfort any bro who's an emotional drunk and will listen to them talk about how an abg broke their heart, and then help them find a place to yack. Jun picks up Minghao as his little, and they're bffs. He's the hypebeast and collects sneakers, yes he uses bots for drops. Will give first pick to his bros before reselling. Lowkey a baller, and uses a hoverboard to get around campus. Brings Grey goose or henny to the party and won't drink anything cheap.

[dkscribe88]

I’m Back, Baby!

Hey, what’s up my few but faithful followers! Man, this fandom seems to have dwindled a bit, or at least gone dormant. I blame a lack of new content. Yo Henson, please don’t make us wait another 30 years. Give us a comic, a new book series, anything! 

Anyway, it’s almost winter break here at university, so I thought I’d get back into posting. What I would like to ask is for you to send suggestions of a Christmas song or poem for me to parody so that I can make it into a Skekmas song that will most likely be Tavronica themed. I’ve already done T’was the Night Before Christmas, which I intend to repost further into December. But, I need other suggestions, so if you can think of any, please send them to me.

I’ve also begun to explore other fandoms and have found several wonderful shows with sapphic or gay representation. I would recommend checking out the following: RWBY (but beware of the shipping wars. I am a Bumbleby supporter through and through and it’s all but canon at this point. If you disagree, fight me.), The Owl House (It starts a little slow but is no less entertaining and the gay ramps up around episode 16. Thank you Dana Terrace and crew. Also, fuck you Disney execs.), Arcane (nothing to say on this one. Just watch it.), Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts (Benson and Troy are so sweet together, plus there’s a nonbinary character), and don’t forget She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (lots of LGBT+ rep in there. Also, Entrapta is amazing and adorable, and my favorite is Netossa). And if you’ve been living under a rock, don’t forget to check out Steven Universe (although be prepared for a lot of filler) or Legend of Korra (the original sapphic main characters). If you want a movie that could be considered heavily suggested that it’s sapphic, go for Alien: Resurrection. Just beware of gore. Oh yeah, and Amphibia (although the lgbt representation is mostly side characters so far, but Mr. X is great. Yay RuPaul!).

Well, it’s nice to be back. I know I still owe someone a short story, but I need to finish all my assignments before working on anything. Grad school gives you no time to do anything fun on the side. I can’t wait to be done. Just one more semester and a summer class to go. Don’t forget to send me Christmas (or other Holiday) songs to parody.

Later dudes - DK

[reeeyachi]

CLOSED: 300 Followers Event

Wow, I can’t believe I’m actually doing this. Blame writer’s block but that aside, since I see a lot of blogs I love do this, I’m going to try it to. Also to thank you for following this hxh hoe of a blog. Ily! <3

Event: CREATE YOUR OWN FIC Anime/Manga: Hunter X Hunter only Mechanics: Simple. Create your own fic using ingredients that you personally want from the categories below, and I will cook it up for you.

We have five (5) main categories: prompt, genre 1, genre 2, characters and setting. You can only choose one (1) item per category for prompt, genre 1, genre 2 and setting; but you may choose a maximum of four (4) items from the characters category.

How to order: Send via ask using the form below and item number. For the genre category, it’s okay if you only want one genre, just leave genre 2 blank. For the character category, the Reader option must be paired with another canon character. Do let me know if you have additional notes for your order.

PROMPT: GENRE 1: GENRE 2: SETTING: CHARACTERS: ADDITIONAL NOTES:

Notes: All meals will be one-shots. Up to me how many words I’d like them to have. Up to me when I’ll post them as well. You can go as crazy as you want with your mix, but I will not entertain smut requests for and involving minor characters. All canon characters will be IC.

Oh, and another thing, I will only allow a maximum of two (2) requests per Tumblr user. Ya girl doesn’t want to fry her braincells. Okay, let’s go! Categories below the cut. Enjoy!!! <3

PROMPT (Choose only one)

Some of my fave hxh quotes and recently faved song lyrics:

“It takes a mere second for treasure to turn to trash.”

"People only find me interesting because they can't tell whether I'm serious or not."

“There are liars who only lie when there's a reason to, and there are liars who also lie without a reason.”

“Human potential for evolution is limitless.” 

“When I say it doesn't hurt me, that means I can bear it.”

“Is your pride really worth throwing all of that away?”

“He's my buddy, my friend. But it wasn't until recently that I realized that.”

“If you're willing to do whatever it takes. I won't hold back.”

“I do not fear death. I fear only that my rage will fade over time.”

“You are light.“

“The only principle is that there are no principles.”

“Even the fastest eye can be fooled.”

“I won't have to show you any mercy.”

“So you’re finally... going to pay attention to me?“

“I’d have to break your spirit instead.“

“On second thoughts, will you even remember me?“

“I thought that it was worth it, to let myself just disappear.“

“I miss you, I mean it. I try not to feel it. But I can’t get you out of my head.“

“If my wishes came true, it would’ve been you.“

“And I think you should come live with me and we could be pirates.“

GENRE 1 (Choose only one)

Humor / Parody

Romance

Friendship

Hurt / Comfort

Angst

Horror

Tragedy

Supernatural

Spicy :3

GENRE 2  (Choose only one or none)

Humor / Parody

Romance

Friendship

Hurt / Comfort

Angst

Horror

Tragedy

Supernatural

Spicy:3

SETTING  (Choose only one)

Hunter X Hunter universe

School

Beach

Bar

Park

Mall

House / Apartment

Museum

Streets

Front porch / terrace

Garden

Forest

Mountains

Bus terminal

Strip club

CHARACTERS (You may choose a maximum of four, minimum of one; but if you choose Reader, you must choose another canon character to pair it with)

Reader

Gon

Killua

Kurapika

Leorio

Mito

Ging

Hisoka

Illumi

Chrollo

Alluka

Pakunoda

Machi

Komugi

Meruem

Knuckle

Shoot

Ikalgo

Silva

Zeno

Kikyo

Kalluto

Milluki

Zushi

Wing

Pariston

[toku-explained]

Nothing airing this week, let's talk Dogengers.

I've decided to give my thoughts on the first season of Dogengers alongside the rebroadcast, since I didn't cover it at the time. There should then be a 2 week break before the second season starts, which I will use to cover episode 12.5. Is with that said, as the Episode 0 stage show is on their YouTube, we'll look at that shall we?

To start with, when talking about Dogengers, we first have to talk about Local Heroes. In other comedy/parody hero works, like Kamen Norider, Hikonin Sentai Akibaranger, Kanpai Senshi After V or even Ultraman Zearth or Nice, the focus is on a new character created to parody an existing series, and references to Sentai, Rider and Ultra are so prevalent in Japanese media that you could watch most of these without having ever watched an episode of the original property and still understand what is being parodied. However, with a couple of exceptions, the characters of Dogengers are not new characters, several of them have careers spanning years as local heroes, or indeed villains, and continue to act in this capacity after the first season.

Probably the most famous Local Hero in western fandom, at least before Dogengers happened, is Sea Jetter Kaito, local hero for Ishinomaki, based on designs created by the King of Manga himself. But many cities, prefectures, tourism spots, and corporations have these heroes representing them, and indeed plenty of the heroes that aren't mascots still have sponsorship from companies. These heroes perform at events, and a good number of them, like series breakout Kitaqman and arch-villain Yabai Kamen, have official theme songs predating the launch of this series. Of course, a good hero needs some good villains, and that's where Kabushikigaisha "Aku no Himitsu Kessha" comes in. (Essentially Secret Society of Evil Co. Ltd., I'll call them AHK from now on). AHK is a company that employs a number of villain's to act as villain's for the local heroes in various products, naturally in universe they're a literal company whose business is evil, and they serve as the series villains, and while almost all the villain's are preexisting, not all of them are normally considered to be part of AHK, but most of them are at least associated with it. The series is set in Fukuoka prefecture, I believe primarily in Fukuoka city, and the majority of the characters are based there.

Anyway, I've wasted enough time, let's go, Dogengers Episode 0. There are no subtitles for this so bear with me.

Dogengers: The show is opened by Shaberryman, the Wide Cannon department head for AHK, here he's just wearing his mask, but he'll have his full ensemble on in the show itself. Shaberryman serves as the writer for Dogengers, and the narrator for the recaps. After he does his brief intro, Yabai Kamen, CEO of AHK and the primary villain for Dogengers, takes the stage, with some AHK footsoldiers, the Karami. Yabai Kamen's appearance is the 3rd and longest serving version, the Headquarters version. After a little bit of scheming and what have you, the hero takes the stage, Kitaqman. Kitaqman represents Kitakyushu, and is noted for his preferring not to fight (claiming he's stiff and the like) and instead focus on his social media profile and the like, sharing his food on twitter, he might also be in charge of some of the editing on the show. His current costume is his 4th, and at this point is probably the one he has used the longest, making him a little more active. Anyway, after a little talking the villains attack Kitaqman who tries to.avoid attacks, before using his special move, phoning someone else to come deal with it. Help comes in the form of Yakuzai Senshi Ohgaman, a representative of Ohga Pharmacy, in story serving as their CEO. Ohgaman is noted for his ludicrously high stats, and his catchphrase, advising people of take their medicine and go to sleep. Here he walks on stage with his Visor Horn up, in the show I don't believe he ever appears without it already being down. He makes quick work of the villain's, who flew, but he captures the last Karami. Kitaqman tells Ohgaman about his idea for a Fukuoka Hero project called Hero House, the Karami is let go at this point, essentially a superhero version of the infamous Terrace House. He refuses to participate, because he's married and I believe has a child. The escaped Karami reports on Hero House to Yabai Kamen, and how the heroes will be on Nokonoshima Island to film it, leaving Fukuoka virtually undefended, he leaves Shaberryman to make plans surrounding that. After a long while Ohgaman comes to fight off Shaberryman and his Karami, leaving Yabai Kamen alone when he arrives, until the sudden arrival of Mushi Otome, an office manager for AHK, who doesn't appear in the show proper. Initially being very Dere with Yabai Kamen, she gets aggressive when Ohgaman interrupts her. Yabai Kamen takes a member of the audience hostage, leading Ohgaman to stop fighting briefly. He power up, Kitaqman coming along with Ohgaman's weapon to use as they fight. Kitaqman gets the Karami trio to flee, and pursues Yabai Kamen, while Ohgaman defeats Mushi Otome, and the pair join to defeat Yabai Kamen. After the two heroes give some parting words, Shaberryman appears to close things.

[sashatrr]

Breathe with me. Chapter 12

Chapter 11 here

-Your Majesty, we will be landing soon.

Liam nodded to Bastien dismissing him. He was going to spend some time with Vivien. He had no idea what Madeleine's problem was but his ego was hurt. Of all women he had to marry the one that wanted nothing to do with him as a man.

He tried to convince himself that some time with Vivien will be good for him but he wasn't feeling excited about seeing her at all.

Probably I am just tired of her.

He laid his head on the back of the chair and closed his eyes. Image of Lina appeared in his mind.

No, it's over. Think about something else.

But it was useless. Now annoyed, Liam tried to fall asleep but anytime he was close to it, her face would appear in his mind.

-Your Majesty, we are landing.

Liam opened his eyes.

-How long will it take to prepare jet for flying to New York?

-About four hours, sir. - Bastien now looked at Liam surprised.

-Very well, I will wait in the hotel. We are flying to New York.

-Sir, a jet can be prepared fast but pilots need a rest. It will be a long flight and we don't have a replacement.

-Then find someone in London. - Liam now was totally unreasonable.

-I can't let just any pilot to do it, sir. It's dangerous.

-Oh for god sake, then book me commercial flight or something.

Bastien was about to explode but held back.

-That's not safe as well. I can't guarantee your safety on commercial flight. I ask you to reconsider.We can leave to New York from here in twelve hours. If I can take a liberty and point it out, you need a rest too. - Bastien said looking and tired, irritated Liam.

-Fine, twelve hours but not a minute later. - Liam said and turned to the window.

-Yes, Your Majesty.

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Lina woke up from a loud knocks on her door. It was still dark, she reached for her phone to look at the time.

4 in the morning. What the hell. Is there a fire?

Her heart was beating fast and she was scared. Slowly she walked to the door and looked through the peephole.

It's a dream. I am still sleeping.

Not believing her eyes, she looked again and quickly opened a door.

Liam was standing in a hallway. For a few long moments they looked at each other, none of them is able to speak. A quiet cry left Lina's lips, her body was paralyzed. Her mind couldn't process the fact that he was here, standing right Infront of her.

Finally Liam stepped to Lina and pulled her close into desperate embrace. She melted into it and locked her hands on his back. A few seconds passed and Liam pressed her even closer tightening the embrace. A flashes were blistering through Lina's mind but she couldn't Master even one thought, her mind was completely blank. They stood like this for quite some time until her shock has passed. Lina pulled away and pulled Liam towards the sofa. He fell on it pulling her down with him. Their bodies were pressed close together, Liam's arms holding Lina close. She buried her face on his chest and more minutes passed in silence.

-I missed you. - Liam whispered.

He heard a quiet sob, then another one. He ran his arm through Lina's hair pressing his lips to it and kissing a top of her head.

Lina was crying into his chest, Liam's shirt became wet from her tears.

-Don't cry. - He kept to caress her hair.

It felt like eternity for Liam, her every sob was breaking his heart.

Did I hurt her that much? How do I fix it? I was a fool if I thought that she is all right. I didn't think that her feelings were that deep.

Holding Lina tight, Liam sat up and pulled Lina on his lap. He cupped her face and covered her wet cheeks with kisses tasting salt on his lips.

-Lin,please…-he pleaded.

Lina nodded and pulled her head back a little.

-I am sorry…

-No, don't apologise. It's OK, I am just happy to feel you in my arms again. I missed you so much. - He whispered. - I need to explain I think…

Lina shook her head and stopped him.

-Not now, I don't want to know. Just hold me. We will talk later.

They laid down on the sofa cuddling until both fell asleep.

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-What the hell!

Liam woke up from loud yell and instinctively rolled over Lina, jumped up from the couch and looked for a source of it prepared to defend from whatever the hell was that.

-You? - an angry tall woman was standing a meter away from him.

She rested her arms on hips.

-What in the name of God are you doing here?

Lina's face appeared behind Liam. She evaluated the situation quick and jumped off the couch and stood next to Liam.

-Why you didn't knock, Nicci?

-That's all you have to say in your defence? What is going on here?

Liam had no idea why this Nicci seemed so upset but there was no danger so he relaxed and decided to prevent upcoming storm.

-Hello, I don't believe we've met. I am Liam.

-I know. I saw your face on my very own TV two days ago. Ironically, it looked like your wedding.

Liam felt a little embarrassed but quickly composed himself.

-Yes, well… It was. - Liam was trained for all his life to take a lead in critical situations and to find solutions quick but any training didn't prepare him for this.

-Comprehensive explanation. - Nicci turned her attention to Lina.-Give me a call whenever you are done… dealing with your situation.

Nicci turned on her heels and left apartments.

-What was that about? - Liam asked.

-That's my friend, Nicci. She is a bit… to much sometimes. She was just here for… Nevermind.

Now in the morning light everything that happened earlier felt unrealistic for Lina. She was imagining this for so many times but she knew that it will never come true. Yet, here he was, standing in her tiny studio.

He just got married! What is he doing here?

Meanwhile Liam was looking around seeing her studio for a first time. It was very small, corner with a bed and small wardrobe, a door to the bathroom, small living area and even smaller kitchen. All furniture was cheap looking but matching. It looked cozy and nice, main colours was yellow and white. Visually it was making studio to look bigger. Clearly, he has never been in such houses and he couldn't understand how can one live in such a small space. His bathroom in Palace was twice a size of her studio if not bigger.

-So you live here. - Liam said.

-Yes. Not much but it's mine. - Lina said awkwardly.-Probably not what you are used to.

Nervously she shoved hands in back pockets of her favorite cotton sleeping shorts.

-It's nice. I like the colours. - Liam smiled and took her hand in his.

-Liam, what are you doing here? I mean, you just got married. Are you here for your honeymoon? Then why are you with me? Here?

Liam chuckled.

-Oh, God, no. I wouldn't bring her to New York, Lina. Not for honeymoon certainly. It's our city. - He said with tenderness in his voice.

-Then what? - Lina asked holding his hand. She missed his touch and it felt so good.

We are doing nothing wrong. We are just taking.

-I will tell you, I want to talk but let's go somewhere for a breakfast. I didn't eat since yesterday lunch.

Lina nodded.

-There is a cafe across a street. We can go there. They make waffles to die for and they have all kinds of toppings. Just give me five minutes.

-Good waffles don't need toppings. Those are to die for. But I don't think it's a good idea. I really need to talk to you and I wouldn't want to do it in public place. To many eyes and ears. We can have a breakfast in my hotel.

Lina gently pulled her hand away.

-I can cook us a breakfast and we can talk here. I just need to go get groceries fast.

-To much troubles just for a breakfast. We can order waffles in my hotel.

-OK, let me change. - she said and took her clothes from wardrobe. She went to the bathroom, quickly brushed her teeth and changed into her casual jeans and black top.

Soon they arrived to the hotel. Liam was staying in the same suite as the last time. Lina bit her lip at the bittersweet memories of the time they spent here and followed Liam to the terrace where a breakfast was already served.

They sat at the table across from each other and filled their plates.

Liam was eating his breakfast while Lina nervously stared at her food. All of sudden her appetite was gone, she couldn't handle all those emotions at once. Relief, uncertainty and happiness, she felt it all and food was the last thing on her mind.

-So…-Lina began-I am happy to see you again but I didn't expect it. What are you doing in New York, Liam? You just got married.

-You were watching ceremony, weren't you?

Lina blushed turning her face away but nodded.

-I got married, that's true, but it's not a marriage in traditional sense. I already told you that me and Madeleine don't love each other.

Lina kept silent. Liam sighed deeply, he still wasn't sure how to proceed.

-I missed you. For all those months I was trying to forget the time we spent together, to keep living but I can't. I know that you didn't want to see me again.

Silence.

-But I had to try again. There is something special about you, about us. I need you in my life.

-As a friend? - Lina finally asked.

-No, not as a friend. I need all of you, I want you to be mine. And before you say it… - he paused for a few seconds- yes, I know that I am married now but it's an imitation. A parody. Me and Madeleine… we won't have any relationships except of public appearances, not even sexual ones. Please, Lin, think about it.

-Where is she now? - Lina asked.

-On the island. She will be there for a month. Everyone think that we are there together for a honeymoon. I have a month until I must return to Cordonia.

Silence. Lina got up from her chair and paced terrace floor. She was fighting her internal battle. She glanced at Liam a few times who was sitting still nervously watching her.

-Yes-she said simply.

-Yes? - Liam jumped out of his chair but didn't dare to come close yet.

Lina nodded.

-Yes, I'll be your… - Lina stopped herself before to say it, she was trying to find another, better word for that ugly role but Liam didn't let her to finish. Fast he close a distance between them, pulled Lina into his arms and covered her mouth with his.

Lina was kissing him desperately, expressing through this kiss her heartbreak, her yearning. Finally Liam pulled away and pressed his forehead to hers.

-I am so happy. Thanks, Lin. - he whispered.

-I hope that we both won't regret that. - she whispered in reply.

Liam pressed his finger to her lips, covered them with his mouth and carried Lina to the bedroom.

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Hours later, exhausted, Lina fell asleep in Liam's arms. Through her sleep she heard a phone ringing, again and again. Sleepy, she rolled out of Liam's embrace and walked to the living room where she left her purse. She found it on one of the chairs and pulled out her phone tapping an accept on screen.

She heard an angry yell, pulled a phone away from her ear and checked time.

-Sorry, Mike. I'll be right there. I am coming, already on my way. - she said quickly and ended the call.

Lina hurried to the bedroom and picked up her jeans. Jumping on one foot, she was trying to put them on quickly and to pick up the rest of her clothes at the same time.

-What are you doing? What happened? - sleepy Liam asked watching her panic.

-I had to be at work fifteen minutes ago. We overslept.-Lina said quickly putting on her tank top.

-What? But… - Liam said.

She didn't let him to finish, got on the bed and kissed his cheek.

-I'll miss you. Later. - she said and quickly left the room.

Liam heard a sound of closing door and growled. He fell back on the bed and rubbed his eyes.

That's not how I imagined things will be. Nope. No way.

He got out of the bed, found his phone and dialed a number.

Next chapter

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CURRENTLY WATCHING:  August.

+ Nagi no Oitoma (2019)(2/10) ~ Airing. ★★★☆☆

Started this drama on a whim after a recommendation from a friend. Even though it’s just started, I really like it. Happy to see Takahashi Issei again even if his character is pretty terrible at this point. Hopefully there is some redemption there? I guess time will tell. Can’t wait to continue this one!!!!

+ Natsuzora (2019)(34/156) ~ Airing. ★★★☆☆

I am slowly making my way through this asadora.  I have tried asadoras before without much luck, but this one is so cute.  I really enjoy the shorter episodes.  I just watch an episode whenever I have a spare couple of minutes.  It’s such a sweet and easy going series.  

+ Terrace House:  Opening New Doors (2017)(20/49) ★★★★☆

It feels so good to get back into Terrace House.  I’ve become so vested in the new and old faces.  This franchise is pure genius!  If you haven’t tried this show before, I would highly recommend it.  I LOVE TSUBASA!!!

TO START.

+ When the Devil Calls Your Name (7/31)

COMPLETED.

+ Chikaemon (2016)(7/14:9/10)

I loved this drama and how it creates a parody of the life of Monzaemon Chikamatsu.  It is so funny to see how flawed and helpless this Monzaemon is portrayed throughout the drama. The timing and the absurdism are so witty and funny.  What a great drama!  Please send me more parodies!

+ Kangoku no Ohimesama (2017)(7/16:6/10)

Overall, this drama was a lot of fun. It was a bit sporadic at times but it tried some cool things. I particularly liked how it played with the story telling through its editing. I enjoyed all the twists along the way.  Worth giving a try if you are looking to try something a little different.

Other Things I Watched.

+ Dead to Me (2019)(7/7:7/10)

+ Pen15 (2019)(7/15:9/10)

+ Years & Years (2019)(7/20:8/10)

+ Stranger Things (2016)(s3:7/21:9/10)

+ Big Little Lies (2017)(s2:7/22:7/10)

+ Blown Away (2019)(7/23:7/10)