#tenelope

[jareauwalker]

jemily how to lose a guy in 10 days au

penelope, jj's best friend, is constantly getting ghosted and is sure it's because the guys she's seeing aren't attracted to her. jj's like "actually that's not true, you're gorgeous however you're also a little nuts babe". penelope asserts that jj doing the same things wouldn't drive someone away, and jj's like okay bet.

emily is, to put it bluntly, a fuckboy. her coworker & singular ex who she managed to stay friends with, tara, bets her that she can't stay with the same woman for more than a week. emily is like...care to wager & they agree that if emily wins she gets to move into tara's cutie corner office with all the windows and tara has to move into emily's cramped little office near the copy room.

jj & emily end up at the same bar that night, sparks fly and they both decide that this is who they're spending the next week with. jj's doing absolutely everything she can to make emily regret ever talking to her, emily's suffering big time (jj adopted her a fucking cat???), and tara and penelope are honestly just giggling bc this is the funniest thing they could've possibly done.

"you're already falling in love with me" "i'm going to make you wish you were dead"

[mortalscience]

[ropoto]

“You are my queen, Tara Lewis.” ~ Penelope Garcia at some point after season 15

Tara and Penelope requested by anon. Thank you so much for this request!

[blackbird-brewster]

🎆💜Happy Femslash February!💜🎆

[artcake]

@swpf writes a lovely fic with some lovely ladies, @blackbird-brewster brings me the inspo board and bits of the story, and together we all make some magic! I believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of my heart~!

[queerminal-minds]

QM Fanart Archive: Tara/Penelope

All art has been reposted with permission from the artist.

Read the fanfic inspired by this art:

The Haunted Doctor || By: w00t4ewan Rated: G | WC: 679

[schemmentisimpasours]

Criminal Minds Masterlist

Please don't talk to me. I am crying because I have to remake this masterlist

Emily Prentiss

Emotional Damage (Penemily. Reader x Emily friends) 🫠

Penelope Garcia

Emotional Damage (Penemily) 🫠

Tara Lewis

-Incoming

Alex Blake

Living on the Edge- Pt: 1 , Pt: 2 (Alex Blake x Reader)

Emotional Damage (Alex Blake x Reader) 🫠

TW: 🥵- Smut, 🤬- Angst, 🫠- Warnings outside other categories

[bondwithme-murderstyle]

8, 15, 19 for the ask game!

ahhhh this made me think so hard i have so many thoughts so i'll try and keep to one answer

8) Least Favourite Ship~ don't come for me but it has to be jemily. i see it. i get it. but i don't vibe with it. it's a reach. i am a willifer truther and also a hotchniss advocate. i can't see them with any other characters jeid is a close second naturally (it pmo). pentyler/ tenelope (idfk what their ship name is) for a third. forced and sad for everybody involved

15) Best Profiler~ now this was a close one for me. they all bring different flavours to the table. imo, I would have to say Hotch is the best profilers based on his experience. he applies logic before anything else and his knowledge is extensive. he's learned a lot from Gideon and by taking a different approach in application, i feel he gets a hell of a lot closer to the person behind the unsub than gideon's outlandish approaches. it's hard for him to turn off the profiling and i think in turn, the skills he possesses transfers into his friendships and relationships making him an all-rounder in knowing people, not just at surface level but so much deeper. a truly understanding and empathetic man when the time comes.

19) Best Storyline~ i'll say it and i'm not afraid to say it. Prison Reid. fine, fair enough, we didn't see much of him but what we did see, we watched him grow and develop in front of us in a way we never thought we'd get to see. a lot about his character changed but he still remained the loyal and warm genius everybody knows and loves. we got to see just how much the team can apply themselves when something hits close to home, just like the Lauren x Doyle arc and Hotch with The Reaper. I feel like this arc gave Emily a chance to really step into her own as unit chief and we watched her grow just as much as Reid. I know a lot of people dog on this arc because MGG was ready to be written out blah blah, I get it, again, i can see it totally, but with Cat's involvement, the deceptions, the whole lead up with the Dirty Dozen, man, oh man, i'm always sat for these episodes (minus when they kidnap diana. that's a bridge too far.)

least favourite storyline although you didn't ask was maeve.

I have so many answers for all of these points, man, I swear to God. I might just reblog and do a whole post on these questions because I have thoughts

[hotchology]

Hi :33 7, 14!!!! 17 hihihihihihihi

hiii :3

7. Favorite ship?

elle greenaway and me. penelope garcia and me. tara lewis and me. aaron hotchner and misery. for realsies i want to say morcia but thats a given. i also like tenelope (or whatever tara/penelope is called). the only proof i have is penelope occasionally making eyes at tara but thats enough for me.

14. Favorite headcanons?

i feel like i get most of my headcanons from you HELPPP im uncreative as hell. bisexual penelope garcia. bisexual aaron hotchner who hides (from everyone else and also himself) behind overenthusiastic allyship. also endless angsty hotch childhood headcanons but those r a dime a dozen.

17. Theories and/or predictions? (this can be for past or future seasons)

omg i am the least creative person ever i have no theories or predictions outside of little jokey jokes :'( um. wills dead thats my (basically confirmed) theory for the new season :D

criminal minds ask game :D

[neve-gallus-girl-detective]

My Real Ships

Jemily

Demily

Temily

Morcia

Garvez

Ralvez

Tenelope

Jara

Jenelope

Jerek

Willifer

My Just-For-Fun Ships

Hotchniss

Jotch

Jotchniss

Jarontiss

Spencelle

Jelle

Jemelle

Spemily

Jeid (seasons 1 and 2)

Hotchgan

My No-Thanks Ships

Penemily

Moreid

Rossi/anyone

Jeid (after season 2)

Wotch

Spill

[blackbird-brewster]

Hello, I have been summoned by your post!! I have tons of Tara Lewis posts on my blog here's some links:

Tara GIFS

Tara Fanart

Tara Fanfic

Tara Playlists

Tara Meta

Temily Posts (Tara/Emily)

Jara Posts (Tara/JJ)

Tebecca Posts (Tara/Rebecca)

Tenelope (Tara/Penelope)

OT3: Je T'Emily Posts (JJ/Tara/Emily)

OT3: Did You Say Girlfriend? (Tara/Rebecca/JJ)

Also tagging fellow Tara-loving blogs: @swpf | @gaelic-symphony | @queerminal-minds. 🥰You can also find tons of fans of the CM women over on the Criminal Minds Femslash community!

Now I'm in my active era I'd just like to say:

TARA FREAKING LEWIS OMFG THE THINGS I WOULD LET THAT WOMAN DO TO ME OML I CANNOT SHES SO GRNFIENFJEBFEN AND HER IN THE GREEN DRESS IN 10X15 AND THEN HER HAIR IN EVOLUTION AND HER CANNONICALLY BEING A GIRL KISSER I CANT I NEED HER AND SHES SO UNDERRATED I NEED MORE FANART AND FANFICS AND EDITS OF HER PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE

[hotch-girl]

PENELOPE GARCIA, LUKE ALVEZ, and TARA LEWIS | 15.08 “FAMILY TREE”

[reidingrainbow]

Penelope: Guess what number I'm thinking of.

Luke: 420?

Penelope: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Tara: 69.

Penelope: Yeah it was 69.

[ropoto]

Tenelope in Criminal Minds 15x10 “And in the end”

[blackbird-brewster]

TARA LEWIS + Meeting the Women of the BAU

[Belated post for Bi Visibility Day!]

[unitchiefs-blackbirdphoenix]

Kirsten says Morcia and Tenelope rights! (These are her dream sequences if she’d want the reboot her way)