#telluriumsalandit

[serafinas-harem-extras]

*turns your blorbo lizards into dragons* fuck you @mod-jazzy for making me work on this instead of anything more important.

-dragon serafina is much much bigger than the harem, like the size of the dragon in dragonshy, while the rest are more "normal" dragon size.

-griffon sialia has horseworld dwarfisim, so he can still be small

-probably would be phosphine's adoptive brother in this AU. picturing an ugly duckling situation where his egg ends up in a dragon nest and nobody ever realizes he's not theirs.

-arsine has difficulty flying because of his lack of a tail, though his tiny wings don't help matters.

-they could probably all keep their names the same. wanna come up with a griffon name for sialia, but couldn't think of anything cool.

also bonus ringo. he doesn't have a name either

[ask-serafinas-harem]

"..is that it? for some magical wish-giving pokemon that everyone was so exited for, they don't look like that much. i've seen flashier from a geodude."

"shUT the hell up you bonehead! i'm not gonna miss my chance to get legendary-level presents, just because you can't keep your damn mouth shut for five minutes!"

"alright boys, that's enough. now, did everyone write their notes like i asked?"

"well, it'd be kinda stupid if we didn't. that's why we brought the berries, right?"

"well, anyway, i hope this will suffice. we've got quite a large group here, so we went with a large basket.

(it's a variety basket. there's some notes in it.)

"i want to make sure i'm a more proper leader this year. you're all so big and important, i want to be someone worth celebrating to my subjects too." -serafina

"i've been so busy training every day to be able to protect miss serafina, i've never had time to explore any hobbies of my own. i want to learn something new, and make myself better for it." -arsine

"i need to learn more about people. i'm not good at people in general, i just wanna open up someone's brain and find out what makes them tick." -azidoa

"this island looks so interesting, there's so much life here! i would love something that could teach me all about the fascinating history and stories of this world!" -dichloro

"i've never been one for super extravagant wishes, but i wanna try just one thing. one small pleasure of the world that might go overlooked. something to smile at when i wake up." -kindle

"i guess if i had to pick one thing, it would be security. i like to know what's coming, and be ready for it. something that would keep me safe." -phosphine

"i can never tell what people are really thinking.. i'm always wondering if i can really trust someone, or if they're just putting up a front. i need to make sure we don't get caught in a trap again." -sialia

"i don't understand it. i've done all i can, and been training since i hatched, but i still feel like i could be MORE! do you have some super-santa power that'll make me unstoppable? maybe i'm being too hard on myself.." -sirius

"if i'm going to be a super-contest star, i'll need something extreme. give me anything i can use to dazzle the crowd and be the most elegant pokemon on the stage!" -tellurium

@pokeask-magi-retreat

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*Destino swaggers up to Tellurium, with their usual smug smile. With one of their arms around the Salandit, they bring their voice to a whisper.*

Destino: You know, buddy, I wanted to say this as quietly as possible because I didn't want to embarrass you infront of everyone else but perhaps you need to find something else to wear other than that ridiculous blue scarf. I'm surprised none of the others have said anything about it but I imagine they don't want to make you feel foolish. I wouldn't be surprised if they mock you behind your back. I'm honestly impressed that you have the confidence to think that looks good on you. Shows not everyone has a good fashion sense, unlike me. If I was you, I'd get rid of it. Wouldn't want to embarrass yourself any further.

"those judges go nutty for theese things! if they see you have one, they'll give you extra points! it's cuz they're made by this really influential brand and it's not easy to get your hands on them either! especially if you're a pokemon that can't just buy one from the store. i had to do a few... favors i'd rather not mention, but it's worth it in the end for the cred they give ya! it's not just them either, even in local competitions people can't get enough of their luxury goods."

"and i mean, if we're talking "ridiculous" i'd say i'm probably not the one in need of mockery here when you've got that giant scythe glued to your face. i'd feel bad for you since that's not really something you can change, but, glass houses pal."

@ask-the-royal-absol

[ask-serafinas-harem]

( @sweetdreamscafe ) Phobia: "Oh-ho! Poison types, how fun! I have all sorts of treats that simply don't suit other Pokemon, so they often go to waste. Hopefully you can enjoy it properly!"

[ You received a Black Sludge Ice Cream ]

@sweetdreamscafe

[ask-serafinas-harem]

tellurium

species- salandit/aurorus

item-blue scarf

moveset- powder snow, ice beam, frost breath, hail

nature- sassy

ability: refrigerate

haughty and conceited, he's definitely the most sly of the group. tellurium hopes to dazzle with his contest moves as opposed to battle and come home with the adoration of the masses and hopefully some prizes too. butts heads with kindle over his farming life, but frequently makes off with his berries. for the FAME.

tag- #telluriumsalandit

cast

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cast post:

pages will be updated as more info is added. (curious abt somethin? ask about it! it's an ask blog!!)

serafina -available

arsine -available

azidoa -available

dichloro -available

kindle -available

phosphine -available

sialia -available

sirius -available

tellurium -available

style clarification

minor characters

ringo -unavailable