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saw the words telltale and bisexual and knew what I had to do
#telltale batman#telltale john doe#telltale harley quinn#batman the enemy within#john doe#telltale joker
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And just like that my sanity is gone
#telltale batman#batman the enemy within#john doe#telltale john doe#telltale harley quinn#telltale bruce wayne#batman#dc#john doe our bisexual disaster who will end in a divorce arc as the joker no matter what you do#DC comics
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You know what I can't stop thinking about? What the fuck Harley thought in that scene:
After THAT shit:
I mean, was she thinking like:"Aw, puddin thinks about Bruce Wayne 24/7, talks about him every time, thinks a world of him, spend time with him and even said what he likes him! Aww, my puds is so nice! I'm sure he won't leave me for that mf in the first opportunity!"??
And than he DID leave Harley for Bruce in the first opportunity and she was like:
Hello Ma'am, your bf's having a crush on that billionaire and he doesn't hide it! What did you expect????
#Telltale Batman#Telltale Harley Quinn#Telltale Joker#Telltale Batjokes#Telltale Jarley#Villain Joker#Batman#Bruce Wayne#Joker#The Joker#John Doe#Harley Quinn#Jarley#Batjokes
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Do y'all think this is how they argue in his head
#john in the ending cutscene in arkham: “YOU HAVE UNOOO”#this is just their general vibe I love how harley and bruce clash so hard while john is just there like hehe :> with my two best buds :>#song is bummer by scarling btw it is entirely a juce anthem#every day i will push my juce playlist agenda on y'all secretly by making memes#john doe telltale#telltale john doe#telltale batman#telltale joker#telltale juce#omg! john doe!#telltale bruce wayne#batman the enemy within#telltale harley quinn#harley quinn telltale
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I have a lot to say about Telltale's Harley and her relationship with John but damn this clip is badass
#batman#telltale batman#batman the enemy within#joker#telltale joker#telltale john doe#harley quinn#telltale harley quinn
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Both Harley and Joker are canonically bisexual in Batman TEW, and I appreciate that the writers included suggestive lines for both of them to make it clear that they were serious about the representation.
“I don’t know whether to smooch her, or smash her head in.” - Harley threatening Tiffany during Phalanx Key retrieval.
“Hmm I can tell by the genes your friend was a looker huh.” - John to Bruce about Lucius as he remarks Tiffany during the funeral.
They are seriously my favourite iterations of each character ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#batman telltale#batman the telltale series#batman the enemy within#telltale john doe#telltale harley quinn#harleen quinzel#harleen quinn#joker#lucius fox#telltale batjokes#lgbtqia
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#batman#batman the enemy within#telltale batman#riddler#telltale riddler#penguin#telltale penguin#harley quinn#telltale harley quinn#viki vale#telltale viki vale#lady arkham
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:ఌ¨HARLEY QUINN NSFW ALPHABET
♱ gn!reader x telltale harley ┊ implied dom!reader ♱
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
☆ There's two ways she could be like after. Either very affection or very dismissive. It depends on how it went, but she's mainly affectionate after. She's only dismissive when she's tired. She'll cuddle up with you, and you two will sleep right after. She'll expect you to do all the work.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
☆ Her favorite body part of hers would probably be anything. She really likes her hands because she's able to grab onto you in any way.
☆ Her favorite of yours has to be your hair. She's a hair puller. Even outside the bedroom, she'll play with it.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
☆ Loves giving you head just to taste you. She'll look directly into your eyes as she does it.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
☆ She wants you to take control of her. Her personality may be dominant, but she loves it when you are. She loves submitting to you.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
☆ She used to be a psychiatrist, so she probably didn't have time for romance or hooking up. She does, however, know a lot about this topic. She knows exactly what she's doing and is a very quick learner. She's able to observe you and know how to press your buttons.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
☆ Any position with you on top of her. She doesn't enjoy doing all the work, or being on top.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
☆ She'll tease you, but she's overall serious in the moment.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
☆ Shaved, sometimes waxes. She doesn't care about your preference. She just finds it uncomfortable.
☆ The carpet somewhat matches the drapes.. it's her natural hair color.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
☆ She's romantic if you are. She'll give you the same treatment you give her. Most of the time, though, she's more lustful about it than romantic.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
☆ She doesn't do it often, and if she does, she uses toys. She'll think about you in the moment. She'll only do it more when you're away, but she resorts to phone sex.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
☆ Praising, Degrading, Hair pulling, Power Dynamics, dom/sub, BDSM, bondage, etc.
☆ She's very kinky. She'll want you to do all sorts of stuff to her. There's honestly no limit. As long as she doesn't find it disgusting, she's into it.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
☆ Bedroom, Living Room, Office, Kitchen, anywhere. She doesn't care where you guys do it. If she had to pick favorites, she'd choose the bedroom or office.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
☆ You overpowering her. She loves it when you try to seem bigger than she is. She'll only like it if she's in a good mood.
☆ Other than that, your voice. Especially if you demand her things.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
☆ Take control. It's not that she doesn't enjoy it, she just enjoys it way less. She'll only top if you're still dominant. Or, vice versa. She'll gladly dominate you while bottoming. She just won't top and dom.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
☆ She prefers receiving, but also enjoys giving as well. She's insanely good at giving oral because she knows what gets you going. She watches your reaction to everything she does.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
☆ Fast and rough. On good days, she'll prefer to take it slow. She loves it when you're rough on her though.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
☆ Doesn't care. She's willing to do them whenever, and even teases you during the day for one. You two do them pretty often.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
☆ She's always experimenting with you. She'll sometimes come home with a bag full of stuff and a list of ideas.
☆ She loves risks. It's why she's willing to do it anywhere. The risk makes it more exciting for her, and she wouldn't even care if you two were caught.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
☆ Her stamina is pretty good, she's able to hold up to 5 rounds. It depends mainly on what you do in between those rounds, though. Sometimes, she'll only go up to 3. She lasts a very long time.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
☆ Owns a shit load of them. Always uses it on herself, and wants you to use them on her too.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
☆ Loves teasing you to see how far she can push you. She does it a lot.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
☆ Moans. A lot. She can be very loud, sometimes on purpose. She'll moan directly into your ear.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
☆ Lingerie is everywhere in her closet. She usually wears it when you guys do it, and even sometimes has it under her clothes for quickies.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
☆ Her boobs are compressed by her corset most of the time, but she's a D cup. Leaning towards DD.
☆ She's very toned due to moving around a lot and fighting. She had an hourglass and some curves. Her ass is perfectly shaped.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
☆ Pretty high. It used to not be high, she focused on other things, but since being with you, she's been more horny and needy.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
☆ Pretty fast, as stated before she wants you to do all the work for her. She'll cuddle up with you, though. She can't sleep without being close to you.
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IS THIS REAL??
I SAW SOMEONE TALK ABOUT GOING THROUGH THE GAME FILES AND THEY ATTACHED THIS TO IT AND I DONT KNOW IF ITS REAL??
#telltale john doe#telltale joker#juce#telltale juce#telltale batjokes#batman the enemy within#telltale bruce wayne#telltale harley quinn
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Batman: The Bisexuality Within - The Telltale Series
#batjokes#batman x joker#bruce x john doe#bruce wayne#john doe#batman#dcu#telltale games#telltale batman#batman: the enemy within#harley quinn#alfred pennyworth#bisexual bruce wayne#my gifs#two gifs here are so frcking ugly because i didn't have the scene myself so i had to scavenge to internet#anyways they're so gay in this game#this game is so underrated#this game has the best version of joker and that's just facts#and ofc the straight bros tried to defend how straight this was and it was just a bRoMaNcE#and then telltale confirmed that john doe is bisexual lol
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Batman characters doodle dump :D!!!! (from the past few months)
#mspaint#microsoft paint#mspaint artist#mspaint art#dc fanart#dc comics#rogues gallery#poison ivy#catwoman#penguin#two face#harley quinn#telltale batman#victor zsasz#batgirl#batman forever riddler
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Hey chat
#telltale batman#telltale john doe#telltale harley Quinn#telltale joker#harley quinn#batman the telltale series#telltale games
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John Doe is still unneedingly tragic to me... Like, what do you mean this guy has no memories of before Arkham? What do you mean he likely couldn't have been a criminal beforehand because otherwise he would've been sent straight to Blackgate after being cleared by Dr Leland? What do you MEAN his green hair was probably caused by some random freak accident while he was just a civillian (and young, remember Bruce is only at least in his late twenties during the telltale games, and John we can presume is around the same age, and he claimed he'd been a fan of Bruce Wayne for years.)
I dont know... it makes me upset. Because here's a guy who obviously had no friends or family to recognise him after he was put in Arkham or even anyone to claim him missing. And then he was in Arkham, and suddenly he was top dog. And then he was out of Arkham, and once again he was alone, and scared, and confused.
But, there's a silver lining in all this! Because he befriends Bruce Wayne. Now I wouldn't put it past John to have developed a parasocial relationship with Bruce whilst in Arkham. We KNOW he was interested in him, collected photos of him, etc. So everything seems to be coming up sunshine and rainbows, John has a gorgeous girl who is paying attention to him, and a handsome guy who is paying attention to him, and both of them are so different from eachother that it gives him whiplash being around the two at the same time.
Because Bruce is so tentative and caring, but also stern and judgmental in a way that makes John feel cared for, like someone's finally watching out for him.
Harley on the other hand, is mean and demanding, but also accepting and so familiar to everyone John has known in Arkham that its comforting.
And he doesn't know what one he wants more. He knows WHO he should be with, realistically. Harley is out of his leauge but she's so much more similar to him and it only makes sense he'd be with his own kind. But Bruce is just wonderful, and he could help John out, but John can't find it in him to fully believe Bruce would ever be his friend. He sees himself as lesser than everyone around him, and he just doesn't get WHY a guy as great as Bruce even wants to stick around.
Sigh... SIGH. Maybe I'm in my feels but everything from that one post a person working on The Ememy Within made about how John would love if he could be with both Harley and Bruce has me FROTHING at the mouth.
#dc#batman#joker#bruce wayne#harley quinn#batjokes#telltale joker#telltale john doe#telltale batman#telltale batjokes#scoff#gay people...
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Batman: The Enemy Within (2017)
Every adaptation of Harleen Quinzel, a never-ending list [24/?]
#joy.gif#dc#dc comics#harley quinn#harleen quinzel#batman#batman the enemy within#the enemy within#batman the telltale series#telltale#dcedit#gaming#edit#gamingedit#gif#gifset#every harley quinn ever
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they're haters
#batjokes#<- target audience#the joker#batman#bruce wayne#joker#john doe#telltale#enemy within#the enemy within#mr freeze#bane#harley quinn#my post
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Hi! I don't know where else to look for an answer, and I hope I'm not intruding by asking (but I feel like a real dummy / like I missed some memo lol).
Uh, spoilers for Villain route. When Joker asks Bruce if Harley will forgive him for the map situation, and you choose "Doesn't sound like love.", what on Earth is that response from Joker?! What does any of it mean?? (Especially "Harley's perfect the way she is. And if she DOES get sick, I'll be there to take care of her.")
Help a confused fella out! :D
Thank you for your patience, and you’ve definitely come to the right place.
A major plot point in the game is the pact trying to retrieve the virus from the Sanctus facility and use Riddlers blood to convert it into a serum that can help each member of the pact with their ailments. These are as follows for each member:
• Bane needs the serum to perfect his own strength serum so that it’s not addictive (mentioned by Freeze) and he wants to make it more powerful.
• Freeze wants it to cure his wife.
• Harley wants it because she believes it’ll cure her illness which is a hereditary disease from her father who ended up killing himself.
That’s what Joker’s line was in reference to.
Just to add to the fact that the serum doesn’t actually help but instead, as Bruce puts it, “destroys your brain chemistry”, so Harley succumbing to her illness is inevitable in this narrative.
Anyway I hope that cleared it up for you! As tragic as those details are :D
#batman telltale#telltale john doe#joker#batman: the enemy within#telltale harley quinn#Harley Quinn#dc universe
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