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i will not and cannot acknowledge mbappe as a real madrid player until he’s scoring 50 goals a season for us
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I’ve been highly confused as to why Michael “deeply openly thirsting on Twitter about David Tennant for half a decade” Sheen is half-in half-out the closet but apparently Wales is absurdly homophobic lmao what the fuck how is a country the size of New Jersey that much of a hater bruh we out number the shit out of you
#i thought googling ‘how to say gay’ in welsh would be funny but it just made me sad#i knew the uk in general had a problem with trans people but WOW it’s fucked up in wales like. there are 8 of you what are you doing#i feel bad now lmao#wales#my weird welsh hyperfixation has taken me places let me tell you#cymru#homophobia#gay#lgbt#lgbtqia#good omens#bbc staged#michael sheen#i thought he was just ‘oh i’m quiet about my personal life’ but that’s not even true like my man’s probably actually scared#what a fuckass country lmao awesome#uk politics#united kingdom#david tennant#what is it with this tiny ass island taking over the world and being shitty lmao and this is coming from an american#bisexual#<- bisexual gang gang feel bad you fuckin haters lol#yes the whole world is homophobic i know etc but it’s like outrageously bad out there apparently#stay mad that i think nationalism is dumb ‘how dare you ever have an opinion you american’#you’re white you are not going to like where the power + privilege argument inevitably goes
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#oh? you’re characters in a three part iconic series that came out in the mid 2000’s#and one of you is a wealthy abused child with heavily symbolic burns scars who undergoes a redemption arc that concludes in the third part#of the franchise who’s villainy is defined by an attachment to an abusive father and a need to please him despite him not at all deserving#your loyalty and your redemption is internally motivated by your own experiences and defined by a moment where you realize who you want to#actually be? and you’re connected to a lot of shipping drama despite honestly seeming gay as fuck?#and a consistently heroic male lead with romantic drama including a brief relationship with a light haired woman that you have regrets about#and a lighter haired woman who majorly influences your character arc and you can tell is cool as fuck because men hate her? and your arc#revolves around maturing and going through various circumstances that basically function as a mini coming of age story in a piece of fiction#not of that genre? and you have baggage related to family members who you feel responsible for the fates of? and you put an intense amount#of personal pressure on yourself because you see yourself as a protector and if you can’t do that you’ve failed?#and you’re emotionally superglued to each other despite lots of disasterous first interactions?#atla#avatar the last airbender#sokka#atla sokka#zuko#prince zuko#harryposting#harry osborn#raimiverse#raimi trilogy#spider man#spiderman#peter parker#parksborn#zukka
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College (uni??) AU catering to my own interests as it should always be hehe :)
#projecting my major on Vash because them mfs who have changed from the med field majors to that one have some tragic things to tell#and also because I think that Vash would be such a wonderful designer I don’t know why it’s a gut feeling#Nai the law major because of course he would have you seen the guy#he would be a personal injury lawyer because lore#fun fact Nai rested for a semester after the incident with Vash while Vash took two.He never told Nai he would be changing majors#so it was a big big shock for him. they fought again but yk I’ll explain more on that if anyone is interested#as to Kni and WW I thought it’d be funny if they shared a common subject that required a lot of team assignments#and they can NEVER work out together. being an absolute nightmare to the rest of their group#separately they are great to work with. even if Kni can come off as too bossy sometimes he is actually a great leader#and WW would always deliver things on time exactly as it was asked from him#but Kni and WW just never really matched. Kni was too rude at times when WW made a mistake and WW would always clock him if he passed a line#like insulting his reasons for wanting to study security#one day Kni tells him at the beginning of a new semester where they both have unfortunately landed on a shared subject again#“you are not suited for that sort of job Wolfwood. you should simply give up and why don’t you go play role model to your little kids’’#then WW beats him again and then is like hey yk what you’re kinda right. and changed majors and he feels so much more at home studying#education/teaching than security. he fucking hates some things but the end goal makes it worthy#Trigun Uni! AU#because I don’t know how differently a college and a uni work#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun stampede#vashwood#trigun fanart#wolfwood#vash#Nai saverem#millions knives#lenssi draws#pen!
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“These characters are so sibling-coded”, “They act like brother and sister, it’s so obvious” “Uh, clearly that’s their father figure”, “They’re so father-daughter, you guys-“
you can just say you don’t ship them, You Can Just Say You Don’t Ship Them, You Can Just Say You Don’t Ship Them-
#all this fucking ascribed familial dynamics where none exist to ships you don’t like needs to die and i’m being so serious#especially in cases when canon will tell you point blank ‘one or both of these characters have interest in the other’#like Leon and Ashley or Laura and Ryan - which having to see another post for the latter in tags has me ready to yell#a. people can ship whatever they want in fiction and you’re not going to stop the majority of them#b. stop wielding your fucking made up dynamics like a club to try and police who and what people ship. fuck right out of here with that
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Jacob (in the 1st video): "it's like you kind of, by watching this show you're sort of living out maybe like things that you didn't know- you- thought-," *looks at sam*, "i mean i'm just exposing myself..."
Screenshots from Man About Town magazine, Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid's Reddit AMA answers, NME - Jacob Anderson: “‘Game Of Thrones’ never really felt like a big deal to me”, vmagazine - Acting up with Jacob Anderson and Vanityfair - Jacob Anderson Loves Doing “Insane” Things on Interview With the Vampire
Videos from DISH Studio and IWTV 1x03 podcast (info compilation via lovesjar)
There he goes again… is it the murder and blood drinking or the gay sex?! which one it is, Jacob? 🤭
#jam reiderson#sam reid#jacob anderson#season 1 press was almost a countdown for him to come out.#maybe one day he will so let's pray IWTV runs for long so that one day he feels comfortable enough to out himself 🙏#quoting the comments in the link#'Which could mean nothing-' Nah that meant something#No for real what else could this mean besides… you know…#they’ve explored each other’s bodies#sam shaking in his boots while jacob out here telling their business😭😭😭😭#sam staring at jacob like he was trying to telepathically warn him that he's about to come out#as bisexual in the middle of a dish studio interview#the way sam immediately looks over🤣meanwhile poor delainey's just over there third wheeling#he either wants to drink blood or suck d*ck and we all know which one is more likely to be true 🧏♀️#the quick panic in sam’s face … cinema#the stare and awkward smile trying to figure out where the hell he’s going with this they’re fucking hilarious#he keeps looking to delainey for help and she’s like nope deal with it yourself they’re so hilarious#sam staring at jacob like he was trying to telepathically warn him that he's about to come out in the middle of a interview#jacob saying “you’re kind of living out things you didn’t know you thought..i mean im just exposing myself here” while looking at sam i sai
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y’all expecting us to spoon-feed you content but not bothering to interact with us on a human-level is a big reason why your faves don’t hang out here anymore just sayin
#; ophie speaks#i swear people in fandom just get more and more entitled#‘nO tAgS?? nO wArNiNgS?’ on a two-paragraph piece that doesn’t even contain any dark content pub-lease#you don’t have to comment on every little thing that doesn’t appease to you!!#not everything is catered to you babes!! idk what to tell you!!#obviously if it were noncon or dubcon i would tag it#obviously if it had any dark content i would tag it#but because there’s no tags that implies everything is consensual and fine#and tbh if you’re getting THAT triggered by two paragraphs that don’t contain dark content#maybe you just need to take a break from the internet#there used to just be straight un-tagged dark content on here#like you would get 2k into a fic and then it’ll throw at you ‘oh btw you’re related and want to fuck’ and you’d just be sat there like#‘WHERE DID THIS FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC BULLSHIT COME FROM??’#fandom used to be an escape but now it’s just all AI and people just caring about content#i am just Tired#but this rant means nothing because it’s just going to go into an abyss just like every other thing that isn’t content in fandoms
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people are saying he « led her on » because he did. the fact that he kissed her in the first episode set the tone for the rest of the season and if you can’t perceive the flirting I’m sorry but how?? he didn’t make anything clear he sent the craziest mixed signals in the world. there’s nothing revolutionary about claiming that Martha was being pushy toward someone who was clearly not interested it’s 1) weird to claim in what it suggests about her 2) factually not true.
I wasn’t gonna respond to this at first because the top half of this ask is pretty much just individual interpretation and I don’t really care about it. Like, no, to me, the Doctor doesn’t seem especially flirty towards Martha. He’s just sort of Like That. That’s his damage, you know, Mr. I need to traumadump on anyone who tolerates being around me for more than five minutes. Mr. If I don’t develop an intensely codependent emotional bond with the companion I have currently I’ll die. It doesn’t read to me as him trying to lead her on because that bit’s honest, and he does it with damn near every companion he’s ever had.
And if nothing else, because we do see Ten when he tries to flirt intentionally and he’s a fuckin dork about it. Kind of guy who looked up romance in the dictionary and took notes. Kinda guy who draws diagrams to maximize kissing potential. It would have been obvious even to me (<- romance-blind as all fuck) if he was flirting with Martha on purpose because he’s not smooth at all; he flirts like he’s gotten lines in a play and he’s super excited to be the main star.
But anyway, as I was saying, that’s just how I see it. And if you see it different, no skin off my back, I just disagree.
But I take umbrage with you putting words in my mouth. I never said Martha was pushy towards him. Because yeah, she’s not. If I implied that she was, then it was a result of poor phrasing on my part. Martha’s not at fault for what she feels, for wanting there to come something of it. No more at fault than the Doctor is for not returning those feelings. It’s a bit weird that you’re assuming that I think one of them has to be the bad guy here when that was the opposite of what I was saying. My point was: When it comes to their romantic subtext of their relationship, it’s weird to pretend like either of them are to blame for them not being in a relationship at the end of s3, and even weirder to assert that as part of why Martha supposedly wouldn’t like the Doctor afterwards when they’re. friends. they continue to be friends into s4.
Martha’s not pushy. She has a crush on her friend. It happens. He doesn’t return it. This also happens. Both of these facts are pushed to the extreme because he’s a time-traveling alien with poor emotional skills and she’s put herself in the position of needing to help him from minute one of meeting each other. That’s why it’s fun to watch, because the Doctor is both so open and so unavailable in turns, because Martha’s feelings for him grow and change as she knows more about her Doctor until she decides to step back.
I don’t know, man. You seem to be coming at this as if one of them has to be The Problem™️. I don’t think either of them is, not so definitively. I think boiling their relationship down to that is reductive and an insult to the way they both grow over s3, to Martha’s choice to continue to be his friend while also establishing her own boundaries, to the fact that the Doctor is able to let her go without immediately trying to kill himself afterwards when she’s not there to catch him.
#the thing about the doctor is that if you want to tell me that he’s Extra Special Flirty With This Companion.#i dunno. feels like something that requires a lot of proof lmao. because the doctor is a freak who latches onto people like a barnacle and#gets way too invested way too quick and holds on like he’ll die if he even thinks of letting go. he’s just like that. he’s just like that.#he’s like that with rose he’s like that with martha he’s like that with donna amy clara bill!!!! these relationships are all different but#the common core is that the doctor is a freak! the doctor clings on too tight!!! the doctor will fuck you up he loves you so much!!!#idk! is it more leading on for the doctor to kiss martha to pull off a plan than it is for him to reshape amy’s life around him on accident#and then show up when she’s an adult to finally whisk her away. or to let clara do emotional infidelity with him for months while#insisting that he’s not her boyfriend. i don’t think ever he is. i think he’s just like gravity. mavity. you’re gonna orbit him because he’s#something cosmic and unknowable. and he’s also your best friend. he’s always too much and too tangible all at once.#am i making any sense here.#ask#martha jones#the doctor#tenth doctor#doctor who#idk man its like 7 in the morning where i am im not awake enough to talk martha/ten semantics. personally i think they should have made out#on screen even more without ever clarifying the nature of their relationship so that they had even weirder and more complicated feelings#about each other.
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#when you find out your choices won’t matter in Veilguard#where is Hawke 😭#where is Alistair 😭#are they ok?#you’re going to tell me if I left Hawke in the fade that Verric is not going to bring that up even once? fuck off#also we’re going to see Morrigan but apparently the well of sorrows doesn’t matter#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age Veilguard spoilers#dav#dav spoilers#dragon age inquisition#dragon age 2#dragon age origins#dragon age hawke#marian hawke
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OK BACK uP cause wt- you mean to tell me Hermes is literally the god of thieves and these idiots think a child of Ares stole the masterbolt???
#child of Athena where#like Percy and Grover get a pass but come tf on bffr isn't Athena supposed to be the smart goddess and they really got her golden child out#out here looking like a aboslute clown like shit is embarrassing#like if she wants to disown her for something then it should be for that#like Luke tell me you did it without telling me you did even though you just played yourself by sounding sus as fuck#like lmao are they serious here#like I don't know Greek mythology so l just assumed Ares did it because he's an instigator and would do anything to start a fight/war#which technically is still true because he literally let this boy get away with thief to just get another fight going like yes Ares it's#*theft#it's true you’re a simple minded meat head and your sister is definitely smarter than you so suck it up buttercup#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#pjo tv show#grover underwood#annabeth chase#percy jackson#clarisse la rue#luke castellan#ares#ares pjo#hermes#hermes pjo#athena#athena pjo
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rewatching dead poets society for the first time in 4 years and i had to pause to make this it came to me in a Vision:
#they’re so fucking!!!!!!!#all of them!!#it’s overwhelming!!!!!!#also knox is about to SA chris so making this gave me an excuse to procrastinate pressing play#dps#dead poets society#anderperry#todd anderson#neil perry#charlie dalton#nuwanda#knox overstreet#steven meeks#gerard pitts#yeet my deet#dps fandom i will always be loyal to you#you’re my ride or die#i may be basically a phannie account at this point but many moons ago you and i ran this joint (aka the at the time very small dps fandom)#mwah i love you so much#guys i need to be asleep but i am choosing to torture myself instead bc i make bad decisions#can’t wait to get so fucking triggered#maybe this time neil will be ok#i’m just gonna take out mr perry and then we should be good#then neil will be able to be a happy gay theatre kid and read poetry with his faggy friends and kiss his faggy boyfriend in peace#it’s mindblowing to me how disinterested neil and todd are in girls like they Do Not Care#the hardest they tried was that deleted scene where todd just barely jokes about wanting to go to neil’s rehearsal bc there are girls and#neil immediately getting jealous and telling him he wasn’t allowed to go anymore and then them continuing to flirt and run lines and poke#each other and giggle like lovers in the springtime bc that’s what they ARE#bog#described
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demi/puck at wc but like. specter of lotte right
#avoiding being productive by kopeckeringing god bless. but i’m Thinking#going back to this article ab demi responding to lotte questioning the dutch team’s leadership and if they really had a proper strategy#and it bring’s up a quote from puck saying that it makes the rest of the team more confident knowing demi is so strong#like AUGH. also the two of them getting closer in paris… puck being a little shell shocked over beating Demi Freaking Vollering on stage 4#but the journalist bringing up puck’s quote like ammo for demi’s side of things…. getting w someone like a post breakup Fuck You#and not even like she’s using puck to get over lotte or even thinking she’ll notice but it’s like an I Moved On sort of thing#like she’s soooo unbothered! she’s Fine!!!#also puck did seem a little starry eyed w/ demi#being not only new to road but having her first win be against the literal best in the world and to have her sing your praises to the media#PLUS THAT CLIP OF THEM TALKING POSTRACE WHERE DEMI’S LIKE “ahh you won” and the first thing puck does is go in to hug her 😭😭#like i would be having a girlcrush too fr. not to mention demi vollering looks like demi vollering soo.#idk i feel like demi is someone puck respects/admires a lot and to have someone like that like you… no better way to be absolutely taken#so whatever happened w lotte puck’s automatically gonna be on her side and it’s nice to have someone tell you no you’re right they suck#in a breakup. even if she feels split about it if puck’s there to be like fuck them demi you’re better!! it’s sort of like a tether right#everyone needs a friend(?) to hate on your ex 😌😌 and maybe they’re a little in love with you#it’s just easier to be with someone who likes you that much with no caveats as opposed to something more complex but also an emotional mess
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Sometimes, I think I want Grizzly to put more gay men in Riptide.
Other times, I remember Dark Puckered Hole and reevaluate.
#jrwi riptide#just roll with it#this is a joke but also#unless I’m blanking on anyone who isn’t Finn#totally a real possibility#not a lotta mlm couples#but there are three wlw couples that I can think of#I mean two are only half alive and one of the two is a villain pair#BUT STILL#AND NOT THAT THREE IS TOO MANY OBVIOUSLY I love wlw i am one so don’t say anything#and all of Finn’s homo escapades happened in the past#they’re over. finish. kaput.#where was I going with this?#uh#I think Finn and Earl should hold hands because it would be so fucking funny#and when we go to Horsea (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE) I need to see reruns of brokeback mountain#give Gryffon a man who is just as big as him who he can hold hands with COWARDS#and let drey charm some guy LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME HE’S A STRAIGHT MAN. come on. you can’t. if you try you’re lying to yourself.#jrwi riptide spoilers#jrwi spoilers#I think?
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lol didn’t think someone giving money would give me anxiety
#to the judge that’s gonna see this case next year and the lawyer that is representing it assuming the state idk how this all works#why has the person to say the least get to go a whole year without consequence? a known criminal who after stealing from me and being#released and again getting arrest now for gang violence or some shit she was let go? she maybe associated to the group that killed that boy#last year. and here i am panicking because im afraid to carry cash. im paranoid that imma go outside and my car will be missing. i’m get#panic attacks when i drive to close to that gym and tired going back but physically cannot get out of my car and i start to cry in the#parking lot. i’m not sitting at work shaking forcing myself not to cry because someone handed me cash and i’m afraid someone is going to#steal my purse again. you think that’s not a big deal and honestly i didn’t think it was until my purse was gone. my cards stolen and used.#my key missing EVERYTHING in my purse GONE. so many things in there plus the purse i had money and all that is stuff i paid for now im out#all that cash i’m out 500$ for a key replacement i stopped feeling safe leaving my house all my non replaceable things gone and everyone#spoke to me like it was my fault and had to stand their crying while adults told me not to use a gym locker ??? but in the same breath telli#telling me this isn’t the first time she’s done this she has a warrant for her arrest she’s known to steal cars i’m the problem and there’s#nothing they can do to help me. so while i cry because all the money i had lost and never got back i had to do ALL the work to call my bank#track where my cards were being spent at call the jpay line she transferred money to look up the person she cashapped money to call the#business she was actively spending money at ask the manger if she is currently there and if they could give the police all the receipts and#video of her there for them to act like the hero’s for my brother and i tracking her down while you all belittled me#FUCK YOU AND FUCK HER i can’t be fucking normal about STUPID mundane shit i’m stuck here shaking and crying and what you tell me later it’s#not a big deal? give me all the content of your car and wallet or purse or backpack take nothing out and see what you’re left with and how m#much you need to spend to drive your car again and to tow your car home let a stranger have all your cards and address and tell me you feel#safe#OH and for the gym to tell me they know about her she used to be an employee there she doesn’t have a membership so they don’t know how she#got in and they can’t help but she did steal from another girl that night and an employee last month and who knows how many more ppl like#that’s convenient you pos sounds like she has friends that still work at the gym and open the back door for her or just let her in that’s#crazy no ? and this is all alleged because when if i lost all these things i can’t speak on what did or didn’t happen that’s some crazy bull#shit anyways the towing company felt bad for me maybe because i hadn’t stopped crying they gave me the key replacement number and told me to#mention he referred me so i could get a discount and the layman felt back for me because when i called him i started to cry and when he told#me the price i cried harder so 500$ was the cheapest but pretty much my whole check#key man*#bad** LET ME FIX TAGS#allegedly all these ppl are privileged kids from a privileged background that grew up in a sheltered community and thing there’s no#consequences to their actions because of the lack of accountability from their parents who willing pay for people to look the other way
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if you’ve always been on band tumblr you might not know this but for the rest of the website the only posts from here that breach containment are beatles ones that get made fun of because people think its hilariously cringe that fans ship mclennon, and I can now say that there is nothing more deeply humbling than actually getting onto band tumblr and slowly realizing “oh okay… so everyone else was wrong that’s a completely real life thing that was happening”
#love learning about a band and finding out where the ships lie on the spectrum between#‘they weren’t even real friends platonically’ and ‘oh so they were -fucking- fucking’#most seem to lie in the middle zone of ‘platonic polycule drama that is basically indistinguishable from the real thing anyway'#you never know which until you’re already in too deep#the beatles#i want to tag 'i dont even go here' but im not really sure how much longer i can tell myself that#'
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finished hera & started lady macbeth and we have got to start blaming women for shit again for real
#this is a joke. but.#if i have to read one more retelling~ that’s just#‘but what if the woman was ASSAULTED ALL THE TIME and had NO AGENCY so everything bad she did was JUSTIFIED or a LIE???’ please stop#when you’re actively taking agency away from women written and portrayed in deeply patriachal cultures you’re not giving them a voice#youre taking the voice they had away.#women worked around and within the patriarchy while having feelings and ambitions and wants and dreams and flaws and virtues forever.#without the necessity of ‘but what if the MAN in her life was just SUPER EVIL and NOT NUANCED and she was just ASSAULTED’#what if no women wanted anything but SAFETY ever what if they were never power hungry or jealous or predatory ever themselves?#yes circe did this too if i have to see one more person say ‘oh except circe’ i will scream.#circe is literally like. the worst offender here.#pivoting back though sorry but it also all feels very bioessentialist PRESUMABLY without meaning to but ‘oh men are just inherently evil#with no nuance. nuance is for women and by nuance we mean was just super oppressed and wronged’ is uh haha actually terfy as fuck#good ol lady macunsexmeherebeth who definitely didn’t plot the whole thing to begin with for sure needs to be Given a Voice#i haven’t finished this one yet btw. i like this author’s work on the whole i just think this one is a swing and a miss because like.#this is not a woman who didn’t do anything and who didn’t have a voice.#if you want to show us her perspective in terms of her psychology and her inner workings and how she got to this place excellent wonderful#but not when the answer is just ‘but actually nothing was her fault ever!!!!!!’ like. lol let her want that crown for reasons that aren’t#my husband is abusive.#like oh my god.#same with hera you’re gonna go with the ONE tradition where she didn’t want to marry zeus#and all her rage is just about Injustice and the Patrairchy and not actual envy. okay.#she & zeus were an og most toxic couple of all time but they WERE in virtually all tradition a couple still who had times of reconciliation#and attachment.#like you know. actual toxic and abusive relationships do.#also it completely erased rhea who was actually the character whose story this more closely resembled#(warrior goddess with flop husband she finally schemes against)#instead she just. uh. went away oh no hera’s so afraid of being weak like mama she must break the cycle.#like okay this is the story you want to tell stop superimposing it on mythical entities from thousands of years ago then.#justice4rhea.#okay sorry. end rant.
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