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about to get pumped full of girlcum and pounded <3 perfect way to start friday!!!!
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I'M DRUNK AND I WANNA BE FUCKED
#tell me what you'd do#im begging for interaction here people#fuck me already#gay#trans#nsft#trans nsft#spicy#t4t mlm
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"It. Is. Going great, now. Innit."
PAPA EMERITUS IV and SISTER IMPERATOR in RITE HERE RITE NOW (with ASHLEY MCBRIDE and KEVIN "JESUS" KAUFMANN)
#right i am obsessed with this scene and how seestor's wheelchair changes into a chair if we're seeing from copia's point of view#it was too quick for me to confirm when i saw this in cinema and i was shook that this is actually the case#rite here rite now#rite here rite now spoilers#ghovie spoilers#the band ghost#papa emeritus iv#user copia edits#user copia all tag#sister imperator#you'd assume this would be quick to make but No it is not. idk if i'll do any more i just wanted to have this scene on loop <3 16 gifs...#could be a record for me. wasn't fun!#taking suggestions for what he spat on the ground btw because i still can't tell what that was#absolute delinquent
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not enough discussion about the gavins' complicated relationship with feminine-coded/beauty products, i don't think.
#for klavier because it's not as direct it's about how we never see him actually wearing lipstick? even though apollo literally attends#a concert of his which is where you'd most expect him to wear makeup. but apparently he just doesnt. or at least not in public#klavier gavin#kristoph gavin#i feel like there are several ways you can read into it. the misogyny/toxic masculinity one is really obvious clearly with kristoph's#singling out of men specifically and klavier's (probably accidental?) condescending manner of calling women 'fraulein' plus his general#mildly patronising attitude towards many of the women in the game (also probably unintentional)#(i think he's trying to be charming and it's coming off wrong to some of them. like ema. and me.)#but i feel like there's also maybe an element of... inherent perfecfionism to it? like both of these products are conventionally beautifyin#products and kristoph while he is open to showing people he uses nail polish specifically chooses one that's clear and missable unless you#see him apply it. he also feels the need to justify his use of it and specifically spell it out as something he chooses to do rather than#needs to do even though duh. that should be obvious.#idk there's just something about his seeming need to take control of that narrative that i find interesting. his need to spin it into a#'there's nothing wrong with my nails but I had the foresight to see that even the smallest parts of my appearance should be kept immaculate#and it's a choice i'm making to refine an already adequate part of my personage /not/ to cover some unsightly defect.' the need to emphasis#that specifically is so. hm. and with klavier i could see it being a case of him liking makeup liking the pops of colour yet being unwillin#to admit to it because he's afraid that other people might see it as him being dissatisfied with his own appearance regardless of if he is#or isn't. or even just perceiving colourful makeup as being unseemly because it's so overt and unnatural.#like i can see this as them both viewing 'real' beauty to be that which is inherent to a person and seemingly effortless#thus somehow negating the beauty which one achieves through cosmetics or other external means.#and if you want to use external means to achieve beauty or neatness or whatever then your only valid options are those which blend into you#natural state. like clear nail polish. or really awful spray tan.#i feel like klavier's less confined by these ideas (if they hold merit at all) considering he actually owns coloured lipstick and he wears#jewellery (admittedly quite 'masculine' jewellery no gems or pearls or anything like that but jewellery nonetheless) but i think it just#makes it more interesting that he doesnt seem quite able to cross the line anyway. like it's that ingrained into his system.#anyway that's all i've got. you guys should tell me what you think too#annotations
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Just caught up with Natlan's archon quest and lord help me, I have a burning need to see Alhaitham and Ororon interact.
I truly feel that they would vibe perfectly. Not in a ship way, but like, in the way of Kaveh quietly wailing: "For archons' sake, he's brought another tacky thing into the house. Traveler, please do something; they've been staring eye to eye over the coffee table for like an hour now but haven't said a single word. I don't know what to do. Send help."
#genshin impact#alhaitham#ororon#they can bond over being raised by their grandmas!!#Ororon will bring his best aphid to share#Alhaitham will get Ororon some gardening book recommendations from Tighnari#this is how I get Ororon some gay uncles to go with his granny#look do I fully understand that the lore says Natlanese people can't leave Natlan?#yes#do I care?#no#insert “People with incomplete souls can go where they want” lore apologia here#okay here's how it happens#Ororon learns that his garden is infected by a rare and dangerous fungus that will kill all his precious vegetables#if he doesn't find a cure#so even though he doesn't have the protection of the Wayob and it is very risky#he takes off (without telling his granny... oops...) to the land of dendro to search for a way to fight the fungus#but with an incomplete soul he's even more vulnerable to the abyss's effect on Natlanese people#and ends up pretty much face down in a sand dune in the desert#Alhaitham on a research trip ends up finding him and lugging him back to Sumeru City#Kaveh is screeching internally; “You can't just kidnap unconscious people Alhaitham!”#“This is a person not a stray dog!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE HIM TO THE BIMARSTAN!”#“I figured you'd handle it.”#“You figured I--you--that *I* would handle it?!”#“What am I going to do Alhaitham?? Draw blueprints on his face until he wakes up?!”#“That worked on me once.” “YOU'RE THE WORST--”#“Are you two arguing because of me? I'm sorry...”#“DON'T APOLOGIZE ON ALHAITHAM'S BEHALF RANDOM STRANGER!”#“Okay. I'm sorry for saying I'm sorry.”#“AUGH!!!”
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#cutie!!!!!#the way he laughed for daniel and yuki sdjsbfhjsdì#tell me what you'd do pookie!#mv33#f1
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Kinktober Day 23 - Body Swapping
For every day of the month of October I will be posting a little snippet following prompts listed in this post. Most of these will not be full fics, but rather short snippets, set-ups, and, in a few cases, copied bits and pieces of fics I have already published. But, if there is a lot of interest and feedback on any of the snippets, they might just evolve into full fics, so keep that in mind.
Disclaimer: Tell me this isn't exactly how this would go, I fkn dare you.
“We’ll have about an hour. Are you ready?”
The scroll had cost a small fortune on the black market, came with no guarantees, and was illegal to possess to begin with. The vendor claimed it would fully swap their bodies. Not just provide illusionary images of one another - completely switch them, sensations, abilities, weaknesses and all.
“Do it.”
Asmodea braced herself and used the scroll before she could change her mind.
She was immediately struck by the heightened richness of her senses - she already had perfect half-elven eyesight before, but now everything she laid her eyes on was clearer to a degree she had never realised was possible. She could make out the most minute sounds from afar. Her sense of smell seemed to have gained a new dimension.
It worked! By the gods, the scroll actually worked…
After a few dazed seconds, she realised that her mouth had been gaping in awe, and she shut it. A fang immediately snagged on her inner lip, piercing it. Asmodea yelped in surprise, tonguing the cut. Within seconds, it healed completely. She carefully opened and shut her mouth again - the fangs feeling unnatural and obtrusive in her mouth.
“Godth,” she lisped, trying to get the hang of working her mouth despite the fangs. “How long did it take to get used to thith?” No answer followed, and she looked questioningly at Astarion, who was wearing her body.
He had stayed completely still, barely breathing, hardly blinking. He hadn’t taken his eyes off her, she realised.
Oh. Right.
“Come now, you’ve seen your mirror images,” she said, softly. “This shouldn’t be a shock.”
“They didn’t quite convey the… the finer details,” Astarion said, absentmindedly, continuing to stare.
Asmodea quelled her urge to cringe at the sound of her own voice, and instead did a little spin with a flourish, and flashed him her best imitation of his devilish grin.
“And what do you think?”
“I think you have excellent taste, darling” Astarion smiled, before finally tearing his eyes away from his own image. “Anyway. Let’s not waste time.”
Their clothes were quickly discarded.
“Do you want me to touch you..?”
“Not yet, just let me see for myself first… Gods, you may as well be half-deaf and blind, but I need to gorge myself on blood before my skin gets even close to this level of sensation…”
Astarion was careful and methodical, almost scientific in the way he glided his fingers over his female flesh, repeating the motions he’d performed on her countless times - no doubt making mental notes of the sensations and filing them away for later use.
Meanwhile, Asmodea was gyrating her hips, trying to get her penis to spin like the sails of a windmill.
“You need to be more aroused to get a proper idea of how that feels,” she said, watching him.
“In due course,” he murmured. “…And will you stop that?”
“In due course,” she mimicked him, looking him square in the eyes, the penis continuing to fly.
He sighed and resumed his efforts, his fingers slipping inside, probing and searching. He frowned in concentration.
“You really can’t reach it yourself,” he said thoughtfully.
“Yes, I’ve told you that,” she rolled her eyes. “But while we’re err… exploring uncharted territories and all… Can you finger my ass real quick?” she asked, turning her back to him.
“Finger your own ass,” he muttered, “I’m busy.”
She half-turned to look back at him over her shoulder, conjuring up the saddest, roundest eyes she could manage. Astarion swore under his breath as soon as he looked up at her.
“I had no idea it was that effective,” he muttered. “Fine! I’ll scratch yours, if you scratch mine... Is there any oil anywhere..?”
My Kinktober masterlist and prompts post
#kinktober 2024#bg3 kinktober#BG3 Kinktober 2024#Astarion#Asmodea#kinktober prompts#bg3#tell me this isn't what you'd do#crackfic
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why do you draw the same dude over and over again. I love your art but I’m getting sick of seeing the same thing.
The reason why I draw Miguel over and over again is because I really want to, lmao. No one pays me to draw any of the stuff I post, it's all just for my own entertainment and for practice. I'm sorry, but if you're getting sick of seeing the same thing, then you're gonna have a tough time
If you'd like me to draw something else though, you're more than welcome to commission me! But otherwise, it's kinda Karen behavior to think you can be both a beggar and a chooser in this scenario 🤷♀️
#I don't even know what to say lmaoo#there are literally so many better ways to go about it if it's cuz you'd like me to draw something else#like dude#I'm sorry' but telling me what I should and shouldn't draw is so insanely entitled#I literally do this for free#sit down#-sorry for talking like this everyone' but my god#anyways#anon shooting themselves in the foot' cuz this just makes me wanna draw him even more 😏
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WOOO
ohmygodshe'ssoprettysheshinessomuch
#we need that art book NOW#i will spend my life savings on it idc how much it is it's my oxygen tank catheter#Im sorry her alt looks really fucking weird it's looks like a batman vehicle (smth steph/babs batgirl would have idk)#i love it do not get me wrong it looks cool but it looks like one of those pens you'd have as a kid if you couldn't grip a straight one#and they had that weird ass lump grip shape (please tell me u know what im seeing)#god the metalic pink is everything#IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A PONY ariel my baby you will live on#like ik it's not BUT STILL LET ME HAVE THISSS#transformers one#transformers#elita 1#elita one#tf one#tf one elita#tf one concept art#transformers one art
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the lazarus experiment / her island, rita dove
#twirls hair sooooo. about those tenmartha hadesephone parallels#admittedly this is not my best im just having sm feelings about martha during lazarus again#how do i see no one ever mentioning her dangling there while the doctor trusts her to be okay long enough for him to stop lazarus#ur tish jones u see ur sister besotted with a man she probably only just met#they work so well together even apart she uses his tools knows what he wants from her#goes back to help him twice and u only follow the second time cause u Have to see whats up#and she's reckless and insane in a way you'd never expect from her . she puts herself in danger and u have to pull her away#and she does it all for this man . and she won't even properly tell you who he is . like !??!#marthas relationship w her family is so interesting to me#dw#tenmartha#tenth doctor#martha jones#francine jones#faera's
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can we bring back procedurals? or at least just proper shows like how TV used to be? 5 to 15 seasons, a generous amount of episodes per season, 45 minutes: the sweet spot between too long and too short, pilot episodes that are wildly different from the rest of the show, filler episodes that overall contribute nothing but are extremely fun because that is what god intended, random musical episode, crossovers, waiting an entire week in anticipation to see what happens next, like, this was the PEAK of television, where did we go wrong
#i would gladly pay for cable and cut streaming for this#better yet make procedurals on streaming#if you can make 5 seasons of a show over the span of literally 10 years on a budget that could take someone to space#you can make low budget procedurals with good plot and new actors because THAT IS WHAT THE MASSES WANT#the ratio of people rewatching older shows to watching the new ones are insane#shows releasing one episode per week is what kept it relevant that long#and shows used to have more je nais se quais yk#shows today feel soulless like cash grabs#not all of them ofc there are amazing shows that i am glad to have seen#but procedurals and proper tv dramas used to and continue to be a genre that never misses if done right#sure i like umbrella academy (season 3 and 4 are erased from my memory) but with the budget for that show#if you'd hired a bunch of new actors and one popular and respected actor that everyone knows#give some new writer a chance#make a procedural#throw in some angst and found family#a bit of subtext even#and released 20 episodes over the span of 20 weeks#tell me who wouldn't have loved it#i miss procedurals man#psych#white collar#the mentalist#house md#monk#law and order#criminal minds#i do know some of them still exist but the point is that this genre deserves so much more#good writers#better producers#the rookie is doing great
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"Do you know where we are going next?" I asked ART.
Y'know what, I think maybe I don't need any more Murderbot books. I think maybe ending things here is fucking perfect and as much as I love Wells's writing I'm genuinely not sure it can get better for me.
Like, so much of the books are about MB learning how to be a person, about becoming okay with being a complete individual with everything it entails. The first thing it does once it's actually allowed to decide on its own is it runs away from it all (admittedly to go on a mission to confirm some things about its past, because it genuinely just wants to be *good*). It shoves all its emotions away as much as it's able to. Then shit happens, and it makes its first friends, makes decisions based on these friendships, goes through a lot of emotionally intense situations...
And we get to this point here. MB having zero doubts about going with ART says a lot about its relationship with ART, but it also says a lot about its relationship with its humans - it knows that wherever it goes, when it comes back, the humans will still be there. Its humans actively acknowledge its struggles with being a now-free SecUnit and MB is willing to entertain the discussions to an extent and share information about its deeply personal experiences. Hell, System Collapse ends with MB admitting it might be somewhat broken, but that's okay as long as it can keep doing its job, and agreeing to basically do counselling - this is the guy what would rewatch its favourite TV show again and again in order to avoid acknowledging it even had Emotions a couple books back.
Reading this, I know that MB will be okay. It has hopes and goals and genuinely believes in itself and it has an amazing support system that its willing to lean on for the first time in its life. I'm convinced it'll go on to do great things with ART. And that's really the only thing I need to know.
#Murderbot#murderbot diaries#system collapse#Herr's personal tag#Also like. System collapse dives deep into MB's feelings about its life as secunit prior to the events of all systems red#I find this conversation from when they were discussing what would happen if the BE folks got to the colonists first /very/ telling#MB going on about how life as a corporate slave is absolute fucking hell#ART drone saying that they can't just kill people because the alternative is worse than death#ART: would it have been kinder to kill you before you'd disabled your governor module?#MB with zero fucking hesitation: /yes/#(followed by my favourite ART line ever. “You know I am not kind.”)#Like. MB would not have always admitted that it had hated its life as a secunit this openly#Saying it was shit is one thing saying I would rather be dead than think of me or anyone else going through this again is a very different#And here it has zero issues stating that. At least when talking to ART#And then later on it goes on to offer its actual memories for a publicly screened documentary#Because it knows it's the only way to make people see. The only way to save then from the same (ish) fate#And it's willing to do whatever it takes to save these people it's never even met before from what it views as fate worse than death#Including opening up and acknowledging its past experiences and past/current feelings#And I'm just like. Man I couldn't be more proud of you if I tried.#You go MB. Holy fuck I wish I could do what you've done. You might just be the person to defeat this evil capitalism my dude
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smoking all day what else? m5g me <3
#tell me what you'd do to me#cnc free use#abuse k1nk#f0rc3d p05t#r@petoy#cnc k!nk#rough cnc#r@pe threats#men are superior#no limits#pro4n4
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diversity win! woman who wants to kill you so fucking bad has a mesh titty window (for the lesbians)
#rebecca welton#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers#i am obsessed w her. i am also thinking of when roy said 'you'd know she'd tell you off if you'd been bad'#also rebecca and trent i think about them all the time thats peak gay man / lesbian having lgbt sex#gif*#god look at her arms....... she's right btw. and those earrings. and the HAIR. god when av said 'rebecca's like i dont argue w my girl#she tell me what to do and i do it'
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i think my biggest problem is that i've always been this kind of friend who's like "i may not understand your favourite thing in the world but i'm here to listen, support it with all my heart and be excited about it with you", so i kinda expect my friends to do the same thing for me. if it matters to you, it's important.
#i'm pretty sure that's the reason bel and i have been friends for years now#we're changing fandoms but we've always been super supportive about it like YAS GIRL TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR NEW BLORBO#my sister has always been like this too and sometimes without even telling me like#i literally found out last year that she's listening to twenty one pilots because of me (that's what she told me)#all the things i've learned about miley cyrus in a span of a year? you'd be surprised#well all thanks to one of my best friends who loves her so much#i could listen to him talk about her for hours (and sometimes i do) and i don't even like her music#and yes we listened to her together too#but he does the same thing for me with my favourite bands and it's fucking awesome#this post is chaotic as fuck but what i'm trying to say is that#i've always been this way#i don't care if i like it or not#i wanna listen to you talk about it because it's important to you so it's important to me#idk#last couple days have been a nightmare i just need a hug#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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i love having to pretend to hate myself. i love not being able to tell people to stop talking about me like that. i love people telling me to my face what awful things they wish would happen to me. i love sitting here and typing out my own brutal deaths because i can't tell anyone who i am. i love having to pretend because everyone sees me as subhuman. /sarc
#this is your co-pilot speaking#TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.#tagging for vamp#< people being mean to jimmy + some vagueposting#everyone gets way too comfortable with me. i don't like talking about all the ways i could be brutally maimed.#i actually really hate it.#i'm a person. i have thoughts and feelings.#i'm talking to someone right now and this is what she's doing.#not like i can tell her any of this. she doesn't mean any harm by it. i've gone along with it. it would be too hard to tell her now.#she says i'm cool.#would she still say that if she knew?#i don't think she would. i hate that.#why can't i be treated like a person. i just want my feelings to be acknowledged.#i don't want people to sit here and talk about how i should kms to my face because of something that some other me did.#yes. it was awful.#that wasn't me.#can you not see that.#it's not me. that's not me.#he has my name and face and voice but he's not me.#and i'm not him.#and i'd really like it if you'd stop telling me to kill myself.
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