#tell me if i'm wrong

[sinimake]

My johnshi family headcanon

[quantum27]

i know some ppl were upset about unification esp with saavik but like I'm Pretty Sure the way paramount is involved is less Official Star Trek™️ 100% and more like. The way the books and comics exist. Even then it doesn't have the official branding all over.

so again like there's memes about "spirk is canon". It wasn't any more canon than before tbh it's just a more fitting ending that I don't think you have to take into perfectly canon.

[irritablepoe]

I've been trying to type out a coherent post about this since yesterday but I'll just quickly summarise what bothers me (besides other things lmao): being asexual does not mean that I can't stand suggestive phrases or words. It also doesn't mean that I don't have a libido or kinks. These experiences are part of sex-aversion, which can also be experienced by allosexual people. It's something that can overlap with asexuality but first of all is an independent feeling/preference. It's so frustrating when I try to talk to my friends (who are all allosexual) about things that involve sexual themes and they shut me down bc "I don't know what I'm talking about". Like hey, maybe I do actually know bc I also have experiences? It's discouraging, because when you insist on what you know, suddenly your whole identity is questioned. "Are you sure you're asexual?" Yes, I am. It's because I don't experience sexual attraction. That's the whole definition! And yes, for many asexual people it also involves sex-aversion and that's totally fine, but not all of us.

[incorrectjokerout]

Jere:Who hurt you?

Bojan,snorting:What,do you want a list?

Jere:...Yes,actually.

[owchie-wowchie]

What your favorite genre of animatronic says about you

Foxy- You're gay Bonnie- You're gay Chica- You're a girl now Freddy- You're a boy now Puppet- You put things on your shoulders you don't have to but it's too much for you (You're also gay) Springtrap- You're horny (Gay) Balloon Boy- You're a little shit but I love you for it (Gay) ETC- You get upset when your obscure fave doesn't get included in things (Super duper gay)

[thesimulacrumb]

Speaking of Tubbo from my last post, Q!/CCmouse and Q!/CCtubbo are an underrated duo both in lore and out similar to foolish their comedy play off each other seamlessly and they both get each other into bits and id be lying if I said it wasn't a knee slapping time in lore mouse and tubbo have two separate versions of being wise, Q!mouse being experience and Q!tubbo being engineering allowing them too learn from each other and Q!tubbo being the curious man he is would adore how openly Q!mouse is about being a demon and try's to pry into how they work any chance he gets

[urmanipulatorytendencies]

enha as twenty first century american teenager stereotypes (up until 2024)

I LIV LAF LUV playing association with enhypen because they're my interesting little stinka-butts who, in my opinion, are so frozen in this whole kpop ordeal and i need them BROKEN FREEEE

Hybe, babes, let them explore the real world and interact with idols and people who don't gaf about their latest random single release and just wanna vibe w them I BEG

+ Yang Jungwon aka "Maicah"

Maicah Jungwon Yang is the middle man of your class. He's involved, he's energetic with the dude-bros, and he's on the JV basketball team. He only has okay grades but is somehow on Student Council. He's friends with a ton of the Varsity boys, and he's got lots of cool friends. Jungwon is super bubbly but he's really put together. His rl engagement in school and enha leadership compels me to think he's responsible enough to be in Student Council but bros also just an athlete. He'd also probs be on the track team as a 100m sprinter or smth. He'd definitely have a lot of friends but he might have a surprisingly unconventional bestie. Maicah wears the same two pairs of nike sweats along with Yeezy slides and a black hoodie. If it's cold, Maicah brings a Spiderman blanket to school.

+ Lee Heeseung aka "Ethan"

Ethan is the ultimate trend maxxer of whatever Bay Area high school you have imagined. He wears string earphones, never sporting shorts, and always has a damn beanie on. Absolutely not in sports-- is THE arts student. He's on the junior group of horn instruments in band, probably plays the trumpet, and isn't all that great but he's a fast learner. Hee would be top 30 in his class, but would most likely prioritize his rising Sound Cloud presence post-Grad. Doesn't date but he has a lot of younger friends, flirts with girls two years younger than him but also maintains a homoerotic friendship with his childhood friend in college who's like a year older than him.

+ Park Jay aka "Jay"-- DUH

Jay is the batman. He's farms or surfs (depending on what region you imagine we're in the context of) by day, and is in a garage band by night. He has a super duper close knit friend group of equally spunky guys. Has absolutely no female friends-- not out of misogyny or anything but bro is just such a dude idk. He's pretty smart, def a AP Chem warrior but stinks at stem. His focal point is the school guitar group. He probably gets his community service hours working with the lunch ladies. Jay is charismatic and super sweet-- but he probably deals with anger issues and was def that kid in behavior management during elementary. Despite his emo TM status-- Jay wears the fluck out of his chino + Sperrys combo.

+ Sim Jaeyun aka "Jake"-- DUH

He is the captain of the Varsity Soccer team. Jake is popular as a mf; has a big friend group, dates around, is loved by the teachers, and most of the school appreciates his mega vibes. Think Jeremiah from The Summer I Turned Pretty. Jake probably gets zesty allegations cause he wears lots of jewelry and paints his nails but he doesn't mind cause trust-- he's pulling every female bro-lover in the COUNTY. He's super duper competitive and is a strict captain, which is the only reason why someone'd have a problem with him...but he makes up for it by being a beast on the field. He's also on Honor Roll, cranking his Class with a 4.6 GPA and Salutatorian status. He's a chronic overstayer at school with him being in sports and academic clubs year round. Jake probably has some weird connections with Parker which throw people off like Junior year. Chronic Croc wearer. Bro's committing to Notre Dame for Soccer.

+ Park Sunghoon aka "Parker"

The hottest loser on campus fr fr. He's well known for being the numba one hallway crush but bro has no school friends so everyone kinda just assumes he's a little bit of a bitch (in the best way possible). He never stays longer than he has to but he's a hard worker and the history teacher loves his compassion for AP Gov.. He's a club Volleyball player outside of school but he's not in school athletics (he's got connections to the Athletics Dir. tho). He's always at school early to use the weight room and he's an avid lean pump master poster on IG. Hoon was super isolated as a kid so I imagine that Parker would probably have a hard time being social with just normal kids (Parker's homeschooled in elementary for the plot). He was probably chubby in middle school and then had a gigantourous glow up freshman-sophomore year: 6'0, lean muscle, "clean guy" aesthetic. Guys def wanna be him but they're jelly cause their girlfriends are obsessed. Closet gay but no one knows until a random IG story during college where he takes a pic w his boyfriend or something idk. Wears Jordan 4s.

+ Kim Sunoo aka "Sonny"

The typical friendly gay bestie minus the obnoxious Netflixed exaggerations (i.e. loud and super sassy). Just think about the token feminine gay guy at your school-- he probably has a group of girl friends, is kinda introverted lwk, wears either super outdated 2018 IG fashion or is the most fabulous Hollister warrior. He definitely has a weird situationship with one of the popular guys-- top athlete, unlikely to be friends with him but is anyways...you know the shabang. Sonny's pretty witty, pretty scholarly-- excels in stem but has a soft spot for English. He probably listens to Ariana Grande and is a Olivia Rodrigo die-hard. Sonny probably bakes, too. Overall, he's on the low but anyone knows that unprovoked, that mf is loud sometimes. Will not hesitate to beat a bitch up too.

+ Nishimura Ri ki aka "Nico"

The skater boi TM, bahaha. Just kidding, but fr, I think American Ri ki would skateboard. Like-- in an East Coast way not a West Coast way if you catch my drift. He's a New Yorker at heart-- going to a crowded arts school somewhere idk. He's constantly outdoing himself with the fits-- the girls love it. He's can be shy but has a knack for being a trouble maker-- probably went to special group as a kid, the guy with ADHD (not that that's a big deal but ik we all got that one guy in class that's hyper to no end, n to me, that's ri ki). Nico's got a couple friends, plays basketball in his free time, and his specialty is, of course, dance. He leads the department by a long shot so everyone either loves him or hates him. Nico isn't afraid to be flamboyant or outgoing (as Ri ki is competitive and a little bit of a diva) but can come off a little high strung sometimes.

[djcoinlaundry887]

So, I'm going to share something that bothers me about when people discuss ancient gods, especially so of the Greek deities.

The common thing that I see is people trashing on the gods for their cruelty in myth. It certainly happens in a lot of myths, especially those written down by Ovid (I'm looking at you, the myth of Medusa in the temple). And, in a lot of circumstances, these can be seen as valid critiques. What I have an issue with is when I see these myths and tend to paint the entirety of the ancients' views on these gods as viewing them as cruel, petty, and vindictive beings with no morality or positive aspect. Which makes no sense!

Think about it, even though the rituals and amount of deities (in the western world at large, anyhow) has changed since ancient times, one thing hasn't: we wouldn't worship a being that we don't see as moral to some degree!

A great example is Zeus. Often, we see him as a great sexual predator and not much else. However, we can tell by surviving sources that the thoughts towards Zeus weren't solely or even partially focused on that. Part of this is because ancient Greece as a whole was a pretty sexist society who saw consent in a very different (and very gross) way than we do now. This being said, people sang his praises and worshipped him for aspects that we find respectable! Zeus, as the king of the gods and cosmos, was seen as the ultimate authority on hospitality, to the point where when Tantalus broke sacred rules of hospitality by murdering his son and trying to trick the gods into eating him the first reaction was to cast him into Tartarus for that incredible misdeed. In fact, there are at least two other myths that deal with Zeus punishing people for breaking the rules of hospitality, and it was likely seen as just action!

Now, this being said, not all worship at that time was in order to foster favor. There was worship done out of fear for the gods' abilities as well, such as the fact thar people setting sail would pray to gods to ask them to let them sail in peace.

I guess I'm just tired of people slandering gods from a culture we no longer have direct access to instead of trying to examine why people of that time period would worship those gods.

P.S. Before anyone comes after me, I know that there are branches of modern day paganism that focus on the Greek gods, but that would've been a whole other rant.

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Murdoch Mysteries characters on Incorrect Quotes generator vol. 3

George: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.

George: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.

Effie: Oh, please. We're not children.

*George leaves*

Effie, casually: ...Eat shit and die.

Rupert, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

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George, playing a video game: How do I play?

*George has drawn first blood!*

*George is on a killing spree!*

*George is on a rampage!*

*George is unstoppable!*

*George is dominating!*

*George is godlike!*

George: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.

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Henry: Hey, do you know the password to Rupert’s computer?

Ruth: Fuck you, Henry.

Henry: Hey!!

Ruth: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouHenry".

Henry: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Lucinda, after stabbing that guy in season 14: And then he ran into my sword.

Murdoch: You mean you stabbed him?

Lucinda: He ran into my sword.

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Ruth, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!

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Murdoch, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Thomas: Julia's in the kitchen.

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George: But what about Rupert?

Henry: Don't worry about him.

Henry: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.

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Murdoch: You disgust me.

Violet: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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*Henry holding his daughter*

George: Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.

John: I know, I still am one of these.

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Thomas: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of whisky.

Thomas: *upends the bottle*

[atlantis-just-drowned]

Universal internet experience in 3 steps:

Reading a good, non-problematic fic,

Looking up the writer's profile,

Finding out they're the most problematic person alive and wishing to wash your eyes with bleach.

[ggntp]

We all know that Na'vi are similar to cats but hear me out thay are similar to elves too

Tall, pointy ears, different muscules structures, super fast and agile, great with bow and arrows, have amazing sight andI could go on and on.

I may be overreacting with this one bc I was rewatching lotr last night, but I could consider this statment true... 🤔🤔

[nadilu]

HI what are your thoughts on the new dark Raiden skin, I think its extremely funny JQHSGFQHA

Hello! ooh, I wasn't expecting this, thanks for asking. Emm I personally think that skin looks so good and badass, I like it but... it's hard for me to see this young Raiden being a bad guy, he's still cute even with the dark skin ahah. Maybe no one takes him seriously (or maybe yes, who knows). 😇🤭

[20thcenturyfoxx]

We still don't know if anyone else is alive because, imo it sounded more like the hacker was just trying to calm ranboo down/persuade him to continue doing what he's told when he started freaking out when he was told they were all dead.

The only really "confirmed" death is the puzzler (right?)

Also, we don't know if Charlie got saved in time from the tv monster at the end so ...

[ijustneedtotalktomylawyers]

And if I said gone with the wind but lalo and nacho than what? Now It’s been a hot minute since I watched that movie but in my memories that’s what it’s giving

[incorrectjokerout]

Nace:Last week,Luke tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet"because it worked for Nemo".

[owchie-wowchie]

wait, is Dick from young justice voiced by the same person who voiced Roxas kingdom hearts?