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No Morty. No Summer. No Beth, no Space Beth, and more importantly, no JERRY. Today was a day for himself--and himself only. Granted, he's always the one pulling everyone else into his bullshit, so mayhaps the real vacation is for everyone else.
But the point still stands, after a long few weeks of dealing with fighting overlords from a few galaxies over for some spices to trade for credits to gamble at an intergalactic horse race for the Beths, taking Summer on some stupid girl adventure he promised her, Morty the next day wanting the same special treatment, followed by a few days later Jerry asking for help with something involved in the house's plumbing that ended up involving a giant sentient mutated AMOEBAE taking residence in the pipes...
Well.
He was packing his shit up and leaving for a few days before anyone else wanted anything out of him. His experiments weren't working out like how he'd hoped as of late, ideas were becoming stale, and he was growing increasingly frustrated with his current prototypes.
Punching in the coordinates for dimension TE-584, the green swirling portal opens up in his garage. On the other side awaited him with nothing but the bliss of beautiful men, women, and anyone else in between and outside of the between. Plus the drugs, booze, and endless food. A simple step through is all it takes, and when he does so, he's quick to announce his presence on the other side, arms raised high.
"HELLooOOOOooo VILIXONIA! LADIES! GENTS! READY TO PARTAAAAAAY IT UP IN HERE! RICK IS IN THE HOU--"
Huh. This isn't the intergalactic beach hooker bar on the beach he remembered.
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Where the fuck IS he?
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yejinnie · 1 year ago
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☆ only you.
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the things yang jeongin would only let you do to him.
- pairing. yji x reader
- tags. fluff
✧ physical affection.
this one was quite obvious, since jeongin isnt very fond with physical affection from others. however, since he incredible whipped to you, you are the only exception. he even finds himself craving for your touch, which at first he found weird as he isnt use to feeling such emotions towards a person. his favourite physical affection from you is intertwining your fingers together or when he comes home from practice, his body aching from pain and couldnt wait to be embraced by your warmth, as he snuggled into your neck while laying ontop of you. (his members are very much jealous of you, so don't be surprised when a whiny innie is behind you trying to hide from han trying to kiss him for the 100th time)
✧ letting you have a bite of his food.
bruh you seen this dude eat, like pookie your food aint gonna run away, you don't need to shove the whole thing down your throat. 😭 eversince you and i.n had gotten together, jeongin had became more protective and affectionate over you. in the early stages of your relationship, you had went on study mode during exam season, causing you to skip sleep, as well as eating. when jeongin found out what you been doing, bro evaporated into thin air and suddenly appeared right infront of your doorsteps with a bag full of food he got along the way to your place. ever since that, he had grown into a habit of shoving whateva he's eating into your mouth. oh, jeongin is eating pizza, in your mouth it goes. he's eating ramen, wow the chopsticks has teleported infront of your mouth. if mans eating, be prepared to hear here comes the airplane~. basically just be prepared to be well fed.
✧ accepting your kisses
jeongin has made it clear to his members that his lips are only reserved for you, however, some dont get the message (han im looking at you) so whenever his members ever see you guys kiss, be prepared to hear the endless mimicking of smooching and teasing towards you two (more aimed at jeongin tho). however, even though their teasing is annoying, he would go through it all day if he had too. just so he can kiss you again.
✧ poking his dimple / touching his face
sometimes you can't contain all your love for jeongin (LMAO LOVE SURGE) so one of the ways you would express it, is by ruffing his hair and squeezing his cheeks. when you first did it, his face was painted in red, as it froze in a shock expression, however, his face quickly changed into a frown and a whiny jeongin was awaken when you started to shower him with compliments. another way you had showed your love to jeongin was when he was talking about something but instead of listening, you were distracted by the dimple that peeked out on his cheek as his mouth moved. so out of instincts you poked it, which has impacted him alot, as i.n stopped mid-sentence and started to ask you what you were doing while giggling. it may of not seem like it affected him physically, but oh boy, jeongin felt like a hot mess. his heart had stopped beating and his face started to grow hot. oh how much you affected him.
hellooo my name is zizi and this is my first post pls be niceee (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)♡
(btw this is not edited so sorry for any mistakes)
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marshimiiuowo · 2 months ago
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Shapes and Pines AU Story Scenario: O' Sadleys Fiasco
Bill comes back drunk from O' Sadleys and pops up in the Mystery Shack late at night. He mistakenly took Stan as Ford and started to flirt with him.
Bill: Heyyyyyyy Fordsy~ How are ya good lookin?~
Stan just frozen in shock and bewilderment seeing Bill in his shack and intoxicated of all conditions.
Stan: Bill- what in blue blazes are you doing here? And I'm not my bro-
Bill silences him with him placing a finger over his lips. He inches himself closer and eyed him up and down.
Bill: You know- I could've kissed you when I had the chance~
Stan: Seriously- this is desperate and depressing for you, Bill.
Bill: Des- *hicc* Desperate?! WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME DESPERATE WHEN YOU CALLED ME YOUR MUSE ALL THE TIME?!
Bill broke down crying and flailing his arms around pathetically. Stanley was helpless to do anything about the drunken triangle demon against him so he called the only person he knew to handle Bill Cipher.
He dials Tad' phone number into his cellular device and hopes he picks it up, which he shortly did.
Tad: Stan? Why are you calling me this late at night? Aren't you supposed to be sleeping by now?
Stan: Uhhhh...well- Bill' here and he's drunk. He's also trying to kiss me at the moment so I need some he-
Tad: HE TRIED TO DO WHAT?!
And with that, the line cuts off with a loud scream at the end. Stan is even more confused but waiting in anticipation to see his beloved husband for tax benefits come storming in to fetch Bill.
Tad: BILL CIPHER!!!!!
Ah, speaking of which. He already teleported to the shack even before Stan can finish what he was saying.
Tad: WHAT ARE YOU DOING GETTING ALL HANDSY WITH MY HUSBAND?! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PINE TWIN TO GUSH OVER!
Bill: BACK OFF, TADDY! FORDSY IS MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!
Tad: THAT'S STANLEY YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH YOU HOME WRECKING RUINER!
Tad manages to get Bill off Stan quickly but Bill bit his arm which resulted in Tad yelping in pain and letting his hold off on Bill.
Bill did the worst possible thing ever in this situation... he kissed Stanley due to his heavily intoxicated state.
Tad was furious and snatched Bill away from Stanley. The poor guy is traumatized and going to live through the fact of Bill kissing him directly.
Tad: I'm so so sorry, Stan! I don't know what came over, Bill! I swear I'll make it up to you as an apology when I get to calm him down!
Bill: LET ME GO, TADDY! I'M NOT DONE-
Tad: YOU BE QUIET! I'M FORBIDDING YOU TO DRINK ANY ALCOHOL FOR THE NEXT CENTURY!
Bill: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY BABYSITTER ANYMORE!
Tad: OH- YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! I'M TAKING YOU BACK TO MY PLACE TO DETOXIFY THAT BOOZE OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.
Bill: NO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO-
Tad teleports away with Bill. Stan just nonchalantly sits down in his chair and turns on the television.
Stan: ... I need at least a 2 boxes of beer to forget this incident ever happened.
@void-dude here ya go. It was a silly idea but enjoy
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nilolol30 · 1 year ago
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Your last one shot, is so cool! Kinda curious if you can make a prequel of it?
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Sorry this took a bit ^^
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You know those old TV movies about teens sneaking out and climbing out the window? They never show how damn difficult it is to do that the frame was digging into your skin as you slid out trying to keep as quiet as possible to not wake up your brother.
You'd think Macaque knowing you would have to sneak out he would teach you stealth first but unfortunately you were proven wrong on your first day of training.
But you put your complaints aside when you managed to climb down the metal stairs of the fire escape and walk out though the small ally it's extremely early in the morning still dark then a purple face appears in your shadow.
Then you fall through a portal your feet landing on the wooden floor boards Macaque always gives a small heads up when he does this since you gave him a ears full when he scared the soul out of you.
"Had fun crawling out of windows kiddo?" Macaque chuckled leaning on a wall with a half eaten mango you rolled your eyes of course he was watching "Couldn't you just portal me from my room?"
"I could but I don't think you'd like to break the news to your bro if he catches you sneaking through the window you can just say your sneaking to a secret partners place or just going out" well Macaque has a point.
"Now stop talking and get to stretching kid" and so the lesson begins Macaque guiding you with stretching and after he throws you your weapon a nearly exact replica of Macaques obviously not made of shadows.
"Alright where gonna be working on blocking today I'll attack you and you focus on only blocking it" you glance at your weapon then at Macaque with a brow raised.
"So you're just going to smack me around till I fall over?" Macaque laughed summoning his own weapon "Pretty much how c'mon reddy yourself cuz I'm only holding back a little"
31
31 times you've either been hit or fell on the floor.
THUNK
Make that 32 you sat up from the floor rubbing the back of your head groaning at the feeling of the back of your head pulsing Macaque vanishing his own staff and offered a hand to help you up.
You take it "well you did a little better than I thought we are gonna have to work on your balance and awareness" Macaque pulls you up to your feet and ruffled your hair.
"Yeah..." You sighed and fixed your hair Macaque pats your shoulder "But hey you're getting better! At least way better than when you started now put your staff on the weapon rack I got a little homework for you to do" You whined walking over to the weapons rack he always gives you 'homework' to do but it's just studying different fighting stances.
Macaque hands you a book "Read that but I also want you to get in the routine of stretching even if you don't plan on going out or fighting it helps by a mile okay" you turned the book to read the back of it a little and yep same homework as usual.
"Huh okay" Macaque looks at you with a brow raised "And I'll know if you have been or haven't so don't think you can lie got it" you rolled your eyes and nodded.
You once lied saying you did practice an exercise at home but Macaque immediately knew you didn't and made you do laps around the entire city.
"Alright then get some sleep kiddo" Macaque opened a portal under your feet and you feel through again but this time he teleported you right Infront of your window...jerk.
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luna-is-lost · 9 months ago
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UNDERWELCOMED
Part 12
Sans POV:
“Umm… S-Sans?” My brother shifted uncomfortably as he spoke. “what’s up?” He looked more nervous as I spoke… Why though… Did I do something wrong… did he forget something or… someone… “W-Well, I Was… Wondering… uh… Where Did We… umm… Live? Like B-Before Here?… “…” “…” I could feel the corners of my mouth tilt down as I spoke. Subconsciously trying to keep my chill, laidback demeanor. “why’s it matter? someone talkin’ about it?” He wrung his hands as he avoided my eyes. “Uhh… Well No… I Was J-Just Wondering,” his voice lost volume as he spoke, “ Because… I… ummm… N-Never mind… It’s Not I-Important…. Sorry…” “paps, i… i’m sorry, didn’t mean it like ‘that’.” “It’s Fine… I Just… thought maybe I would remember something if I learned about the past…” He quieted to an almost whisper… I dislike the thought of telling Papyrus more of our years of captivity… but he… he deserves the truth… Plus, it’s worth it for him to remember. How could I describe what it was like to him, though? He’s always seen things differently than me… Maybe I could…” heya, bro” He looked at me hopefully. “ Yes, Sans?” “why don’t i show you” “Really?!” He smiled, though it looked slightly painful. “yeah, no skin off my bones” I shot him a joking smile and he shook his head, pinching the bridge of his nose. I tell him to hold on tight and teleport us… home.
☞︎☹︎⚐︎🕈︎☜︎✡︎ POV
There’s a zap of… magic! That can’t possibly be right, everyone’s gone! They all left after the player gave up… SO WHO WAS THAT?! Moving forward, I think they’re walking through Snowdin. Is that….
“here we are, home. this is snowdin.” “Wowie… It’s… Beautiful!” “yeah” “Sans, Look, I R-Remember That, That’s T-The Inn! The Nice Inn Keeper U-Used To Give M-Me Lollipops And Pats O-On The Head!” “that’s right, pap, i’m glad you remembered. let’s looks around, then we should go the the house.” “Sounds G-Good!”
… IT’S THEM?! THE SMILING TRASH BAG AND HIS IDIOT BROTHER?! Why are they here? Shouldn’t they be all happy and adventurous on the surface? WHERE THEY WON’T BE ANNOYING?! …And why is Papyrus being shown around Snowdin by his brother? I know he’s easily fooled, but he isn’t stupid… Unless…
heheheheh!
This’ll be SO much fun!
Sans POV:
Papyrus has been looking around Snowdin for about 45 minutes. It’s kinda weird to see him so enticed by things we’ve seen everyday for [] years… “Wowie, Sans! T-There’s So Much Stuff T-To Explore!” “yep” “Umm… C-Could We Look A-At Our Old House?” “yeah, of course bro.” Our house was only about a minute or so away… probably not enough to convince pap to let me take a short-cut, and I shouldn’t leave him by himself for now. “S-Sans, Did We Really Live Here?” He asks with tear in his eye sockets as soon as he sees the house. “yeah, go and check it out, all of our stuff is still there, haven’t been able to move in to the surface yet.” “A-Alright!” He swiftly opens the door and cautiously peaks inside before deciding it was safe and walking in. I’d be lying if I said being here didn’t make me feel better… At least we were safe… A shudder runs down my spine as I think, ‘were we ever truly safe with the possibility of a genocidal human falling down here without warning?’. I can’t help but feel almost envious that Papyrus still has that unending, undeniable sense of optimism. To find the good in the bad… I think that’s a bit too philosophical for me. Pap is curiously eyeing the impracticality of the sink’s height. I can help but feel almost normal as he looks around. “heya, once you’re done exploring down here, how about you look at your old room.” “Do Y-You Think I’ll R-Remember Something F-From Digging Through My-My Past?” “it’s a good a shot as any…” “O-Okay, Brother!” He drags me up the stairs like he’s done it a thousand times, and he has, he just doesn’t remember.
☞︎☹︎⚐︎🕈︎☜︎✡︎ POV
“Hehehehe!” The skeletons are busy looking around together, but sooner or later Smily will be gone and I can ‘help’ poor, credulous Papyrus! Out of the ‘goodness of my heart’ and all… “Sans! L-Look At T-Those Action Figures!” “i know, pretty cool right.” “Sans?” “yeah?” The lazy one yawns. “You L-Look R-Really Tired, Would You Like To N-Nap For A Bit? It’s like Papyrus can read my mind! Ha! This is going WAY better than expected! “yeah…” he unceremoniously lies on Papyrus’s bed and is out like a light. Leaving poor Papyrus to his own devices. I’ve never liked Snowdin all too well, the Earth is rather tough… Oh well, this is to PERFECT of an opportunity to pass up!
Papyrus’s POV:
A light knocking sound rings through the silent house, starting me as my brother rests peacefully. Sprinting down the stairs with more energy than the core itself… the core? Where in the underground did that come from… AM I REMEMBERING THINGS?!
That aside I open the door to see a small ✡︎☜︎☹︎☹︎⚐︎🕈︎ ☞︎☹︎⚐︎🕈︎☜︎☼︎. “H-Hello… uh How C-Can I Help You?” It smiles a bit too wide before answering. “Howdy, Papyrus, I’m your best friend, ☞︎☹︎⚐︎🕈︎☜︎✡︎! Don’t you remember me?” I feel really guilty… “N-No, I uhh I Don’t, S-Sorry Friend…” He looks very disappointed… I’m a bad friend… “Oh… that’s so sad… you left me all alone and then forgot about me? I thought we were friends, Papyrus… I guess I should just leave-“ “-! Wait, W-We Can Still Be F-Friends! P-Please?” “Really?” ,His smile returns slightly, “ I think that’s a wonderful idea, we should hangout right now! I can even remind you of the past… Wouldn’t you like that?” I shift uncomfortably. Sans would NOT like me going with a stranger while he isn’t around, even if they claim to be my best friend… I’m not that gullible, and wouldn’t someone try to manipulate a monster you can barely remember their own name… I can only trust Undyne and Sans… Right? I mean… they didn’t really tell me much of my past… Sans seemed almost avoidant of it when I first asked. Still, this is dangerous, especially if ☞︎☹︎⚐︎🕈︎☜︎✡︎ is working with the humans… IS THIS A TRAP! “Papyrus, I don’t have all day… don’t you want to spend time with me? I AM your best friend after all. Unless, you don’t trust me… “ W-Well, uh Friend, I F-Feel It Would Be A Poor Decision To Go With Someone Down Here Without Sans Knowing, Especially If I Don’t Know Or Remember Them…” “S-so we aren’t friends anymore…?” He sniffs before dropping sadly… I’m an awful friend, how could I betray someone like that… He’s been nothing but kind to me, and I can’t say that about many people… He also said he was alone, so… “W-Wait! I’m S-Sorry ☞︎☹︎⚐︎🕈︎☜︎✡︎ Please D-Don’t Go, If You Let Me Tell Sans B-Before We Go, Then It’ll Probably Be O-Okay!” He turns his head back up to look at me. “Friend… Sans doesn’t WANT you to remember, Why do you think he fell asleep when you wanted to keep looking around?”,How did he…,”He wants you to be easily confused and manipulated, they only saved you so you couldn’t give the humans information.” How does he know all of this… why do his words bother me so much? Have I always doubted that people love and want to protect me?… If so… “ A-Alright, I’ll Go With Y-You, But I N-Need To Be Home B-Before Sans Wakes U-Up.” “Okay, Papyrus! I’m so glad you chose to hang out with me! Follow me!” “O-Of Course, My F-Friend!”
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Sans POV:
Something’s wrong. I haven’t even opened my eyes yet, but I know something is wrong. “papyrus?” …silence… Papyrus isn’t in the room. Opening my eyes and half falling out of bed, I quickly realize… he isn’t even in the house. Taking a quick glance at the clock it tells me I’ve been asleep for almost 2 hours… That’s bad… How long has he been gone?!
“pap?!” I shout around Snowdin, teleporting or walking anywhere my brother could have run off to… I just hope he isn’t lost in the forest… That thing goes on forever… “papyrus?!” The world echos back his name, but nobody answers. …A painful scream shatters the world’s silence… “Papyrus?!” A vine throws my brother 10 feet in front of me. He opens his eyes blearily and begins to mumble. “papyrus?! what happened, where did you go?!” He struggles to breathe as I crouch in front of him. “S-Sans…-“ An awful cough interrupts him, “I… R-Remember… E-E-Everything…” He promptly passes out, leaving me to wonder what happened… “Heheheh! Hahaha! AHAHAHAHAH!!”…
FLOWEY?!
…Chapter 13 coming soon-ish…
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lollytea · 2 years ago
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LOLLY. I AM SHAKING YOU IN JOY AND PAIN. STRAY ITALIAN GREYHOUND. THIS SONG.
Okay, so I of course stole it off your Hunlow playlist because it's perfect for Hunter and how he sees Willow.
or so I THOUGHT. Until TODAY.
BECAUSWHFHAHHD like,
"I've just settled into the glass half empty made myself at home
And so why now?
Oh, please not now
I just stopped believing in happy endings, harbors of my own"
I know that in FTF Willow only lets herself feel this way for a moment, before Hunter reminds her of who she is BYYY:
"But you had to come along didn't you
Tear down the doors
Throw open windows
Oh, if you knew just what a fool you have made me
So what do I do with this?"
He tore open the doors (vines lol) literally and figuratively! And what is she supposed to do with that?? Fall in love. Obviously. How could you NOT after a cute boy teleports you out of self-loathing and doubt!?
LIKE:
"This sudden burst of sunlight
And me with my umbrella"
I AM NOT OKAY. THIS REVELATION HAS ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY.
It still works from Hunter's perspective too, obviously, from like ASIAS onward but after FTF I think it works the other way around too and I just. They're just. PAIN. MY HEART BRO. There are so many other lyrics that fit in the little music video in my head of the two of them but I'm literally on my break at work and need to go LMAO
Sorry for just vomiting in your ask box😂
This is the second time this month I've made somebody go insane over the Stray Italian Greyhound and huntlow combo. Vienna Teng put some fucking CHEMICALS in that song!!! Turns the freakin frogs gay!!!!
And YEAH!!! I added it to the playlist back when I made it after Labyrinth Runners. Because that's what I associated it with at the time!!! Hunter's lost his home, his family, his religion, his identity, his sense of safety. He's LOST everything!!! And he's struggling to come to terms with that. By the time Gus finds him at Hexside, the shock has subsided and he thinks he can be functional now. But he's not okay. He's still got a lot going on mentally and it's messing him up.
But at the same time....hallway blush scene....he has his little "Oh. It's her." moment. And I know that he was very confused in the aftermath of the Hexside incident. And when he's left alone to reflect on what he's feeling he's just "Now?? Are you fucking serious?? We're really gonna do this now??? I just found out I'm not a real person and everybody's gonna die next week, is now REALLY the fucking time???" He has ENOUGH problems!! He doesn't know how to deal with this!! But also he can't help it because while he's fucked up and traumatized, he's also brimming with confusing fizzling teenage hormones and she's Willow Park and it's very overwhelming and scary and doesn't know which way is up or down and he has no idea what he's gonna do about this. Feelings like these demand so much from him and after everything he's been through he really doesn't know if he can stomach it. But she won't give him a moment to catch his breath and he's locked in now and there's nothing he can do about it.
BUT YEAH!!!! I've had that playlist on quite a lot since FTF leaked because I have been so not normal about them. So I have NOTICED that it now applies to multiple different angles. And thinking about the chorus from Willow's perspective during the whole vine scene makes me ILL. And then in the aftermath of that....the vibes of that song are so....terrified yet giddy and overwhelmed yet euphoric. How fucking soft and blushy Willow was after that scene. "Just what a fool you have made me" YEAH!!!!
He IS a sudden burst of sunlight!!!
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She IS with her umbrella!!!!
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ALSO ALSO ALSO!!! Being a girl who has such a tight reign over her own emotions completely falling victim to loserish behaviour during this part? Ready to fucking combust cuz she is being held so gently.
"What do I do, do I do with a love that won't sit still?
Won't do what it's told"
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HATE this song, HATE them!!!!
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sunnylolli · 2 years ago
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Please share with us your Danish songs, I have an almighty need and I only know Rasmus Seebach 🙏
Oh my god, Seebach is a vibe though, also sorry for how ridiculously long this is, but
"DuDu" by Fastpoholmen too, it fits both Al and Arthur because JUST, DUDE, JUST:
ALFRED FITS THE FIRST VERSE:
"Brave man, who's lost his mind
Looks around for shore but swims around in circles.
With tired, heavy arms.
Heaves after air with lungs that's growing tired.
Daydreams of a teleport.
With dreams we have the power to do something great.
But with countries, maps and borders
It's impossible to be free
Even with superhero powers."
AND THEN!! THEN, THE NEXT PART FOR ARTHUR:
"Greedy man, has lost his mind.
Hides behind the lie to keep himself in check.
Pretty narcissists
Gives us our aspirations without hope
Because it's power that tempts us.
Dudududu
What's then to be done?
Who wins when it's all over?
Who's the one laughing when the coffin is shut
And we're left all alone in the grave?"
(It's hard to keep the lyrics sounding as impactful as I feel they are, when I can't get it to flow properly in English, but anyway-)
"Vi Er Her Ikke For Evigt, Men Vi Er Her Lidt Endnu." By Baselona (We aren't here forever, but we're here for a little while longer.)
Is SO FITTING FOR ALFRED. This part in particular:
"Do you know about Freedom?
Are you waiting for life?
It's about feeling, and I'll kiss you 'till you'll learn that."
BRO, I'M ON MY KNEES.
21:53 By Your Anxiety Buddy is literally just Arthur in a nutshell to me:
"The time is 21:53
There are only a few things I know for sure:
and it's Sadness, exhaustion and beer on my table.
Yeah, it gets harder year for year
And it feels like we were kids yesterday
I'm deaf on my right ear from hearing empty words.
Yeah, there's packed.
The door is closed.
And the window is opened just a spec.
In the world there's constantly new places
You need to call home.
[...]
'Cus it's not my day."
AND THEN "Inde I Dit Hoved" by Dusin (Inside your head) for Alfred, bro
"All those thoughts, that float around
Inside your head
I know that they hurt.
Everybody else they force their presence on you
Inside your head
I know that it hurts."
LASTLY BECAUSE THIS IS A REALLY LONG POST NOW
"Big City, Bright Lights" by The Minds of 99 is a song in particular that I like to think of relating to Alfred and Mathias' friendship, but this in particular made me think of Alfred:
"There walks a man who's completely pathetic.
There walks a man with too much self discipline.
I think he works out. Eats only creatine.
And right now he's got his pocket full of cocaine."
I am ending it here, because I have too many. TOO. MANY.
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blahhhhhhhohmigosh · 11 months ago
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How about this? One day when Mikey is walking home it starts down pouring snow. And in a hurry he opens a small portal and his hands slightly crack. But he doesn't go to his brothers for help till the next day. It can either be one or all three brothers your choice.
Day 7, a snowy day
Summary: Mikey makes a portal cause of the snow conditions, his older brothers find out and give him a small lesson.
A/n: I AM SO SORRY I FORGOT TO POST YESTERDAY BTW THIS IS RUSHED SO SORRY 😭 ANYWAYS ENJOY! PRO SHIPPERS AND T-CESTERS DNI.
Lee: Mikey.
Ler: Donnie, Leo, Raph.
Warnings: tickles and maybe a bit of pain and angst.
Mikey the box turtle, the mystic warrior was stuck in the pizza store, he snuck out to buy himself pizza, but now, he was stuck, he tried opening the door but there was too much snow outside, well, dang it! Mikey sat inside as the pizza shop was closing soon, so they kicked him out outside, Mikey was now in snow and he needed to swim up through the snow to the nearest bulding and climb it up, dang it, how can he get back home? Then he got an idea, he concentrated, his hands turning into glittering bits making cracks on her hands, slowley he made a small golden portal home, he rushed through it before he closed it, his hands trembeling as he got teleported to his room, the small cracks remaining on his hands and arms worried him for his brothers finding out, but for now, he whanted sleep.
In the morning the older trio realised something was...wrong...their little brother was trembeling, he flinched when anyone whould touch him look like his arms are in pain and wearing long sleeve hoodies which made the turtles worried, meanwhile Raph and Leo decided to confront Mikey Donnie decided to do something else.
The red eared slider came through the door with the snapper turtle as they greeted the box turtle.
❤️:Hey big guy! Uh- You fine?-!
💙:Okay cut the talk big bro let me handle this, Mikey, what's going on??
When Leo said that the orange turtle froze as he looked at Leo and mumbled out.
🧡:W-what r you talking about hehe?...
Mikey giggled nervously before Donnie entered the room and said sternly.
💜:He made a portal.
Mikey's, Leo's and Raph's eyes widdned as they looked at what Donnie was holding, it was a ipad, with a video of Mikey making a portal, everyone forgot that Donnie recorded EVERYTHING.
Mikey was too stunned to speak as he quietly hid his neck into his shell trying to hide himself as the older trio glared at the youngest with a stern, cold look that said "you're in trouble".
❤️:Mikey...you know you're not allowed to DO THAT!! WHAT WHOULD HAPPEN IF WE WERENT THERE AND YOUR CRACKS WHOULD TURN YOU INTO GLITTER??
🧡:Raph calm down! I'm fine!
The oldest and the youngest argued while Donnie and Leo helped to heal those small cracks. Making Mikey giggle a bit since it tickled a bit (his arms were a bit sensitive cause of the cracks).
That made the 3 get an idea as they all grinned, Leo and Donnie slowley started tickling Mikeys arms as Mikey shrieked and started giggling while Raph kneeled down to Mikeys level and started tickling his tummy, this went on for a few minutes before they all stopped and just hugged as Mikey apologised.
🧡:Sorry guys! I promise I tell if I ever sneak out agian!
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amalia-uwu · 1 year ago
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T R U T H
Soulfell by @rainbowchibbit
Underfell by Vic Underfella
Undertale by Toby Fox
Fanfic by me (Amelia 2001)
I don't own undertale or Soulfell. The rights go to the respective owners! This fanfiction is for entertainment purposes only!
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Here is a oneshot I wrote for rainbowchibbit. It's a combination of theories I have for what's gonna happen next. Sorry if my fanfic is awful.
Enjoy!
Warnings ⚠️ : angst, swearing
Sans went to Alphys. His brother insisted on going to her to check his eye socket. Sans agreed without complaining. Something that caught his big bro off guard. He left home and teleported in Alphys's lab. "Alphys.. I need you to inject me..with.. Determination"
"Sans.. A-Are... You... C-CRAZY?! YOU K-KNOW W-WELL WHAT'S G-GONNA HAPPEN IF THINGS G-GO WRONG! ARE. YOU OUT OF Y-YOUR FUCKING MIND?!" she asked throwing her hands up in frustration.
Sans sighed "Alphys.. It's wearing off.. I am aware of the risks. I.. I don't have a choice.. Okay?" he spoke softly. Eyes looking on the floor.
Alphys looked at him.. Eyes softening. She sighed loudly. "S-sans.." she began only to be interrupted by him.
"Just. DO IT. !"
He snapped. Voice trembling. He knew.
He knew that if things went wrong his body won't stand it.
In worst case scenario he would melt... And he will have to suffer a fate worse than death.
Alphys  spoke "G-go and s-sit there.. I'll b-be right b-back!". He obeyed silently.
She went to the drawer and took a small vial of red liquid. She then took the syringe and injected a small amount of determination.
Little was better than too much. She hit slightly the injection and looked at Sans.
He looked at it and removed his clothing. He removed his coat, red shirt and T shirt, exposing his ribs and his soul. Alphys looked at him
"If things go wrong... The blame is on you! Got it?" she asked sternly. Yet determined for this to work.
Sans nodded "Go ahead Alph.. The blame is on me..." he said and gulped. A trail of sweat ran down from his forehead all the way down to his jaw.
Alphys inquired softly "C-can you s-summon your s-soul p-please?"
Sans nodded he closed his eyes sockets and soon red light illuminated the room. There before them float his soul.
She could see some cracks decorating it. She could also see that determination was indeed wearing off.
Alphys carefully took his soul and thought «I am n-not angry, I have no intent to k-kill or harm h-him. I am d-doing this for his own and his b-brother's good». She injected the red liquid in his soul.
Sans clenched his eyes shut and groaned as he felt the determination running like crazy all over his body (kind of like adrenaline).
His soul went back into his ribcage. He grunted "GGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!" cold sweat covered his entire body. Red liquid ran down from his eyes, mouth and nose.
His vision blurred, he could hear Alphys's voice calling. Soon everything went black. He leaned backwards and collapsed.
🍃🍃🍃🍃
He was laying on something soft. He groaned and opened his eyes. Light blinded him. Alphys was running some test. She heard noise "SANS?! O-OH M-MY GOD! Y-YOU ARE A-AWAKE?!" she run at his side and using a device checked his stats.
S A N S
HP 1/1
ATK 5/5
DEF 2/2
INJECTING DETERMINATION: ->
->SUCCESS.
->WORRIED ABOUT IT WEARING OFF AGAIN! FEAR, SLIGHT PAIN OTHER THAN THAT FINE.
Sans blinked the blurriness. His skull ached. His soul felt like it was ready to explode. He took deep steady breaths to calm down. He saw Alphys looking at him with concern. "Thank you Alphys... How long was I out?"
"About 2 h-hours" her voice soft and reluctant.
"WHAT?" he jumped panic began conquering his body. "Oh no Papyrus will be worried."
"I sent a m-message and said we are w-watching a-anime that you are f-fine. He believed it.. I suppose."
He gave her a grateful look. He knew that his brother might not believe this. But he will deal with it later.
"How about my eye socket?" he touched it gently.
"Its g-gonna be f-fine for now. I don't see a p-problem. I'll just g-give you some eye d-drops in c-case you feel a b-blurriness." she said seeing through her papers.
He looked at her unsure of how to ask her the question..
"Alphys...?"
"Mh?"
"What about my soul? I mean.. What's going to happen?"
"Its g-going to last for sometime more, b-but. Sans.. you n-need to tell Papyrus, the t-truth."
"Tell him what? “Hey boss what's up, I need determination to survive and stay alive” Tell him what?! That if it runs out I will fall down? Or that I can dust at any moment?" he closed his eyes tightly.
His soul clenched at the thoughts and his words. He opened his eyes and continued his speech. A couple of tears began to fall from his eyes.
"I'm sorry Alphys... It's just that... He already has a lot on his plate.. He doesn't need to carry this burden as well.. After all... If I am to be honest.. He is an adult.. He doesn't need me anymore.. So.. Even if I.. You know... What's the point? This world is shitty anyway. This world is rotten anyway.. What's even the point..."
Alphys's eyes widen in shock, surprise she put her hands on Sans's shoulder
"Sans... D-don't say that... He n-needs you no m-matter the age you are or he is. You will always b-be his b-brother! He n-needs you! He l-loves y-you! He m-may not show it.. B-but you are his b-brother after all.."
Sans looked at her for a few seconds before lowering his eyes on the floor.
Alphys's hands were still on his shoulders.
"Sans... You n-need to tell h-him the truth! About your c-condition! About everything"
He thought about it. Papyrus wasn't a kid anymore. Alphys was right. How long will he keep this from him.
"I'll think about it. Just give me some time okay?"
She sighed "Fine! If everything g-goes well with your eye c-come again in two w-weeks. But should you feel any d-disturbance call m-me immediately! Okay?"
He nodded "I will!"
"Thanks Al!!" he waved her goodbye and left.
She smiled and waved back at him.
What he didn't know is that Papyrus had overhead them. 
His soul clenched inside his ribcage. He left and went home waiting for his brother to return. Today his questions will be answered.
Today the truth will be spilled.. No matter what!
He was sitting on the couch.
Remembering everything that had happened the last few years. Them being homeless and orphans.
Having noone but each other. How his brother sacrificed many things to raise him.
All that could disappear in a  blink of an eye..
He was lost in thoughts. He didn't hear the door opening.
"Pap.."  his brother's voice brought him out of his thoughts. He took a deep breath and spoke calmly. Way too calmly.
"How long? How long has this been going on?" he asked not looking at his brother.
Sans got nervous but decided to play cool. Something that was a grave mistake.
"What? What are you talking about? Boss? «SHIT! DOES HE KNOW? HOW? DID HE EAVESDROP US?! FUCK FUCK FUCK (he thought)» "
Papyrus got up. Eyes glowing red. He wasn't happy. Sans could see the..
Devastation. Soulbreak.
Anger. Disappointment.
Worry. Disbelief.
Shock. Sadness. Fury.
Bitterness.
There was a cocktail of emotions on expression. Uh oh.
"DON'T.. FUCK WITH ME SANS! I HEARD EVERYTHING! SO YOU BETTER TELL ME THE TRUTH AND ONLY THE TRUTH! NO MORE LIES! NO MORE JOKES!!! TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON! STOP! KEEPING SECRETS FROM ME! YOU BETTER SIT YOUR NON EXISTENT ASS AND BE SINCERE! TELL ME EVERYTHING! OR I WILL MAKE YOU!"
Papyrus spoke in a threatening way that left no room for argument.
Sans sighed and spoke.
"I... I... *sighs* Since that fight long ago.. Remember when I fell down? My determination to protect you fused my soul together".
"That scientist added determination in my soul to keep it together. It's also the reason my magic is red. Red stands for determination before it was patience and justice. Blue and yellow.
Now it's red.. The color of determination.. However, now it's wearing off.. Well it began wearing off so I went to Alphys first to inject me with it and then examine my eye"
"....What's gonna happen.. If it wears off completely?" he asked. Sans could discern the fear
"I.. Come on pap.. Don't make me say it."
"TELL ME!!" he grabbed Sans's shirt firmly amd lifted him up the ground bringing him close to his face (he was firm yet gentle always keeping in his mind his low HP).
Sans began sweating. Oh boy. He was cornered. He sighed and spoke softly the hard truth.
"I.. I.. will f-fall... My magic won't be able to sustain my body... "
Sans looked anywhere but his brother's face. He couldn't bear to see the broken look on his brother's face.
Papyrus hands trembled. He squeezed his shirt a little harder before letting go of him gently.
"Papyrus?" Sans asked tenderly.
"...Why? ....Why didn't you tell me anything...? ...Why?.... Would you keep something so important from me? Don't you trust me?
Why?
Why?
JUST FUCKING WWHHHYYYYY?!" 
Papyrus pushed Sans gently on the side and run away. Sans couldn't react fast enough. His soul clenched in his ribcage.
Sans stood at the door, calling his brother's name as said brother disappeared in the snow.
Sans followed him. He knew were papyrus was going. When Papyrus was getting upset he would run at the waterfalls.
There was a cave just behind the waters.
Sans teleported there. Once there Sans began looking for him.
......
Papyrus ran he kept running the cold wind caressing his bones. Sending some chills down his spine but he didn't care. He run and run. Eventually he reached the waterfalls.
Once inside the cave. He made sure he was alone. He fell in his knees and sobbed bitterly. Sans heard his wailing and followed the sound.
"there you are boss.. I've lookin for you. Come on let's go home!" he walked closer but..
Papyrus activated some of the bones attacks.
"No!"
(no he would never attack Sans)
He created a shield around him. In order to  keep Sans in a distance.
Sans stretched his bony hand /fingers "Please.." sans begged softly
"why?" Papyrus asked soul broken.
If sans had lips he would have bitten them now. He knew that Papyrus won't take the new kindly.. But.....Ugh! What else could he do. Fine! He was a fool! But if anyone were in his position what would they do?
"Let me explain.. Papyrus" desperation in his voice.
Papyrus looked at him "Sans. Be sincere and tell the the whole truth! That's all I ask you for. All I ask is the damned. Fucking. Truth!"
Sans looked at him. He had to be honest and say the truth. He knew he could no longer hide. He took a deep inhale and spoke.
"You already have a lot on your plate Papyrus. You are one of the strongest monsters and to be honest one of the kindest in here.. Back then I didn't want to hurt you. You were just a little kid. Going through stuff no child should go.. I didn't want to worry you about me. You were worrying enough about many things anyway.. And... Besides.. In all honesty... You don't need me pap..." Sans's eye sockets turned pitch black.
Papyrus head snapped way too fast than he liked. His red eyes piercing Sans's soul. Sans backed up. An expression of shock, fear on his boney face.
"..... How... can you.... be so.. so...
¡¿STUPID?!
OF COURSE I NEED YOU. YOU ARE MY FUCKING BROTHER AFTER ALL!! I CAN'T SHOW MY CONCERN AND AFFECTION TO YOU IN PUBLIC BUT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THAT I CARE ABOUT YOU! I CAN'T EXPRESS IT IN PUBLIC BECAUSE THEY WILL USE YOU AGAINST ME!
HOW COULD YOU HIDE THIS FROM ME FOR SO MANY YEARS?! WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS KEEP SECRETS FROM ME?! YOU ALWAYS DO THAT EVEN IF IT'S KILLING YOU INSIDE!. I MUST BE CRUEL TO YOU SO I CAN PROTECT YOU FROM THESE ASSHOLES! IN THIS HELLISH SHITHOLE!!
I DON'T KNOW THE FUCKING REASON! (*note: the reason sans keeps secrets and refuses to speak to anyone)
WHY???
SANS.. I.. CARE ABOUT YOU! YOU COULD JUST DISAPPEAR OUT OF EXISTENCE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN BE AWARE OF THE REASON! I... I.. DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE ONLY FAMILY I HAVE... I... I... WON'T BEAR IT!.. SANS....please... If there is anything I could do for you I would do it... "
Sans said nothing. He stretched his arms.. "I... I.. *sighs* as long as I have determination... Im not going anywhere.. I love papyrus. You are my only brother! I love you! Everything I did.. Everything I ever did... was for you... I would give anything for you.. Even my own life.."
Papyrus looked at him and asked.
"Can you live for me?" Papyrus asked softly.
"... What?" Sans looked at his brother.
"You say you would die for me.. But could you live for me?" Papyrus explained.
"I'll try..." a soft smile on his face.
"I love you Sans and I will try to help all you have to do is ask."
"I love you too papyrus.. Heh.. Thank you Boss.."
They hugged each other. Soft wind of snow mixed with the soft sound of the waterfalls surrounded them.
They will find a way. It isn't over yet.
They were determined. They will find a way. Sans won't dust. Papyrus will do the impossible. Possible. All for the sake of his one and beloved brother.
Sans for once felt a burden leaving from his shoulders. Maybe being sincere isn't all that bad. He could get used to it.
Their souls shone a a bright warmth color.
For once.. Sans felt..
Happiness warmth and Hope
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The End! 😘
Thank you for reading! 💙
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limitless-rose · 2 years ago
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Stray Kids as random side comments on my dream journal entries:
Prepare for a whole lot of nonsense. Though for some of these, writing the whole dream would have been funnier. Oh well. (also excuse my language, I don't mean to swear like a sailor every two sentences, that's just how I am 😔)
TW (just in anyyy case): mentions of guns, stunts, police force, smut, and ofc swearing
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.ೃ࿐ Bang Chan:
Meanwhile, back in the SUV, Chan tells me to sit in the back and lock the doors.
And then he pulls a gun out of nowhere and hands it over to me 'in case something happens'
And then he gets out of the car, I-
Like, sorry, what
W H A T
SIR, I'M REALLY MUCH MORE CONCERNED ABOUT YOU AND YOUR DYING FRIENDS IN THERE
idek how to shoot, what do you expect of me 😭
.ೃ࿐ Lee Know:
And then I teleported?? jumped?? FLEW?? all the way to my home's roof
LIKE EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK
And then I jumped down from the roof to my balcony
Extreme parkour shit
btw it was like 4am
I DO STUNTS AND SHIT AT 4AM TO GET BACK TO MY ROOM, FFS NONI
(honorable mention, I once dreamt that Minho was standing in my balcony making out with a random girl and I was just staring from inside my room like 🧍‍♀️🥲 okay then...)
.ೃ࿐ Changbin:
So Hyunjin went to hide behind the fridge
And I was going to hide under the bed but they broke the door down before I could get all the way through
Thankfully they didn't find Hyunjin
bUT THEY FOUND ME
THEY FOUND MY SORRY FAT ASS UNDER THE BED
.ೃ࿐ Hyunjin:
So after getting in our hotel room, my ex went to the convenience store to grab some condoms
But unfortunately I woke up the moment he came back from the store and we didn't have sex 😒😒
EVEN MY DREAMS HATE ME ISTG 😭😭
STOP COCKBLOCKING YOURSELF NONI 😩
.ೃ࿐ Han:
*friend* was looking for a jacket
But for some reason the only ones in shock were for kids
So we sat at the candy store and ordered ice cream
Also he (the friend) had to take some medicine or smth
So then the barman took some herbal syrup or some shit like that and poured it all over his (the friend's) ice cream
.ೃ࿐ Felix:
And she defended me and somehow made them shut up
Bro I'm sad
Imagine having a sweet girlfriend who protects you from mean people's comments and opinions like that 😭😭
Why is my bi ass so single?
.ೃ࿐ Seungmin:
And as usual, the 5 of us got in the car and started driving while music was blasting
Bro, it was like a color changing car or smth
Bc istg, at first it was a red vintage looking cabriolet
And later it turned into a black SUV or something like that, idk anything about cars
Istg I can't comprehend this concept
Noni what are you making up again
(btw yes, that's the same dream as the Chan one)
.ೃ࿐ I.N:
Then, suddenly, a police car drove up to our house
And one of the dudes in the car pulls out one of these 📢📣???
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY CALLED??
(I later remembered they're called megaphone but at that moment I was confused)
And they YELLED at us that the house would be 'investigated'
aka THEY'D FUCKING BREAK IN AND ARREST ANYONE THEY SAW ON THE SPOT FOR NO DAMN REASON
(that's part of the Changbin dream)
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linkfandos · 3 months ago
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WARNING: Hard boiling Xiaomi/
Yup that's a very controversial title but let me explain. Also it's not COMPLETELY shit you'll see.
So the begining
Basically, my old phone died recently. So rest in peace Samsung Galaxy J6 2018 Custom rommed that did a boot loop he never recover from-
So the thing is I destroyed my wallet and bought a new one. Saw good reviews online, so came to a store and chose it. First mistake.
The first shit
So it's a Xiaomi Redmi Note 13. It's a pretty decent phone in term of specs with cool cpu and 8GB of RAM and 256 of ROM… Like it's OKAY. It came with MiUI. Which is basically their own OS.
I immediately updated to HyperOS, which was the new version of MiUI. After that i just… used it like a normal person UNTIL!
The day i got ads for changing my wallpaper.
I changed. My wallpaper. By the way it was a drawing of Atlas my beloved moth Squidinu i love you kfjddjfdkfjdkf
So like… Opened Google photo, selected it, got "Set as wallpaper" and then SURPRISE M.THER F.CKER. (Was for temu btw)
I was like "bro what" Cause' i thought i had opened something weird or anything well NOPE The app was "Themes". Then it just randomly closed that's an issue too.
So! Opened settings, got in "Themes and look" THEN SURPRISE ANOTHER AD!
Useless to add that, for some reason, THEMES WHERE PAID. EVERYTHING IN THIS (duck) (butt) APP STORE WAS 1€. (Nope it's not made by Electronics Arts.)
I said (duck) off imma made my own one. So downloaded KLWP (which is some cool app to make custom animated wallpapers and stuff) and enabled it. Didn't work. Why? AUTHORIZATION """""refused""""" for my """"""security""""""
We're talking about reading the number of notifications i have.
So yea that didn't work either.
So, duh, imma try to remove the bloatware.
Spoiler i can't it just says "nuh uh" and pops out some random error.
XDA forums.
So! Since this thing was going to kill me! I decided i should install a GSI! (Cause' for some reason no custom roms were out yet you'll see why later)
SO! Unlocked OEM, Check Installed SHIZUKU, Check Downloaded LeafOS, Check Bootloader unlocked, HUH OH! NUH UUH!!
Usually to unlock the bootloader, you have to use a app for Microsoft Windows, which is already a problem since i use linux and i can only imagine what kind of things OSX (Mac) users have to go through, then you plug it in, open fastboot, (Which is an mode on android that allows you to edit partitions using commands) and then "Error! unauthorized!"
Well the issue was easy, i had to open settings and link my developer account to the phone to unlock bootloader!
The result: Nope.
I think you might have expected it but that didn't worked. At all.
The page in settings shows up some error in Chinese. Which apparently translated (Thanks Gemini) says something like "You need to validate your account on community app"
So i tried.
Installed the VERY sketchy "Mi !NEW HOME! Community App" (that's the actual name on the G Play store.) and logged in, settings, "Unlock boot loader".
Yup… Umm…
"You… " erm. "You have to wait until 8/8 (mm/dd) at 00:00 (UTC+8) to try again."
So i did.
"You have to wait until 8/9 (mm/dd) at 00:00 (UTC+8) to try again."
…Seriously?
Waited 2 days. For nothing.
You see why nobody makes custom rom? Cause' xiaomi is so buggy that you can't even unlock boot loader with THEIR OWN TOOLS.
Honestly, i'm not the kind of person to usually roast something like this, but… Seriously. I didn't even mentioned the translation errors everywhere, the app icons, the bloatware… Even the whole OS looks like ripped off Apple iOS!
So yea. Sorry Xiaomi but right now, i hate you.
So i'll try again tonight and check if that works, even if right now i need a tall buff guy to hug me from behind and hold me in place so i dont use PSI Teleport ß into their office and kill everyone using Sharpshooter and Ricoshots. (P rank)
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rubbarband · 4 months ago
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Tengu and the koopa
Drabble involving @corazcnes
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Floating in the sky is a fortress, run but a large turtle with spikes on his back, this villain would be known as bowser. His fortress stopped in the air because he's watching something. Looking down off the side he saw a large winged man in the grass- looking for man.
"Well well well...so yer the army that's been monitoring me. I got curious so I thought why not approach ya?" M.T villainous voice a mix of whimsey and boredom. A portal opened up and he lands next to the koopa. "You know if yer gonna watch someone- best not park your fortress in their shadow ya-?"
Bowser didn't waste time and threw a powerful punch sending the other flying into a mountain. "Pah...all tal-"
"Gah hhahahahha! What sprit! What vigor!" Another portal opens up with the villain now attacking back with a freeze ray shooting it at the koopa. But Bowser would break out with a roar.
"Okay pal, give me a reason why I shouldn't drop you in a volcano!?" His reptilian eyes seething with rage.
A stillness would stand between them.
M.T's smile never fading.
Bowser's scowl was the same.
"Because it be...ineffective." His wings twitching. "..Buuuut we could help each other! I can make portals anywhere I can see and point, Any-where- any- place." Between each word he'd teleport around the koopa. "So what if I could get you that princess- AND the star rod? You can have it...I just need it so I can get back home...and kill a stupid little hero bugging me."
"...The mario bros?" Bowser would raise a brow.
"What?...no...NO! Rubbarband! I came here with him, and now he's protecting the mushroom kingdom- if we team up you get the entire mushroom kingdom and more~ And I get to return to my Master and skin a hero!" He laughs in a creepy and uncomfortable way. before with a twirl he reaches out towards Bowser. "Deal?"
...There's another pregnant pause between them, Bowser trying to read him and M.T gleefully under his skin.
"....Deal." Boswer shakes his hand. "The name's Bowser, king koopa."
"Oh I'm sorry Bowser...I only follow one king- but if all goes well, I'm sure he'd love to meet a power-house like you. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH heh!"
...
The sky's rumble.
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the-ultimate-pie-family · 7 months ago
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The origin of blood part 2
Blood was home watching his daughter midnight, making a mess of her food. Blood was happy he saved his daughter. Blood was happy he could watch her grow up, but something inside him felt uneasy that something terrible would happen, then luna walked downstairs, sensing blood worried brother, you ok? Blood was half asleep from staying up with midnight. luna didn't wake him but took midnight on a shopping spree. Pinkie was quietly walking downstairs, luna Pinkie, and midnight went shopping so blood could sleep as luna and Pinkie were walking midnight started chewing on lunas horn then her ear then midnight jumped to pinkie almost knocking her off balance midnight started chewing on pinkies ears then her hair surprisingly it was cotton candy but midnight didn't like it then midnight fell off pinkies head but luna caught her with her magic that was close pinkie giggles I guess she doesn't like cotton candy hehe midnight face had a tiredness luna place midnight on her back covering her up with her wings your really good with kids babe luna blushed well I did help you with blood and surprise jr amd you helped alot with me to babe yeah.... I'm just worried about blood he still needs training babe how can he be trained if no pony can train him, but God?.....luna was just scared of losing pinkie or her happiness then a kiss from pinkie got her mind focusing on now and what's happening finally I got your attention? Sorry babe, I guess I was wondering again.... pinkie luna, what's up? Spike, hey, homie, give me some skin, bro spike and pinkie. Did their hand hooves shake, then headbutted each other? What are you two doing? We're watching midnight while blood sleeps wait midnight, is actually alive? Yeah, it probably took a lot out of him to do a spell that powerful. Yeah, where are you going to spike? To see rarity what you expect me and her kinda got a thing now we think? How did you get rarity to fall for you? I let my heart out, and blood said, "If you let your heart out," and say you really feel they either accept what you are or reject your feelings forever I did that and I'm still nervous what if fail? Spike, listen, do your best rarity, and will love you no matter what their will be a failure at a time, but you learn from it your right luna thank you spike ran off to rarity. Pinkie and luna walked out of the ville and down a hidden path to see how aj was doing. Plus, aj will get to see midnight for the first time. Why didn't we just teleport their babe? Because nature is a wonderful time, luna learns to repeat and love nature. Maybe you can teach me one day, Mother Nature luna giggled kissing Pinkie gross you two sorry cousin midnight then climbed on luna head blowing Raspberry midnight? Applejack asked curiously yes, "That's midnight, then midnight tackled applejack winding her as midnight laid on her, pinning her to ground, unable to get up storng....one..... aj passed out from getting winded, then big mac came by pies? Apples then mac thinked pie or pies? Then Pinkie said apppppppppppplllllllllllleeeesss
Mac bowed, sigaling the other apples to a meeting they met in the barn. What do we do with midnight? Pinkie didn't know they couldn't leave her here babe go get my son, I'll wait here, ok babe, I'll be back. Love you, luna. flew off back to sugar cube corner pinkie waited, talking to aj about the future. applejack didn't care because life moves on Pinkie. She knew that but always wanted to be helpful aj knew Pinkie meant well, but she thinks Pinkie needs to worry about blood because he may be alive again but pinkie knows it's only a matter of time till blood loses control then luna came back without blood hey babe blood will be here soon blood then teleported yawning mid let's go time to eat midnight woke up instantly jumping on bloods head as they teleported away applejack got up saying midnight is adorable but how long can blood stay in control tho? Does it matter? Pinkie said a little mad at aj. It should matter pink because god is more powerful than all the princesses, no offense, luna none taken, but we know the cost we have surprise jr making a special dagger just in case but will this "special dagger" work? We won't know until the time comes, hopefully not soon. My son just got a second chance at life. I don't want to lose him again, applejack felt bad. What if the rest of us help blood stay in control? We already think about that, but we realized God needs to teach blood to stay in control. aj knew that's the only way, but we can still try to, tho right? No, I talked to God about that she needs to train him by herself. That's bullshit pinkie we are... we were the mane 6, then out of nowhere rainbow dash came crash down into the dirt groaning oh shit dash you? Rainbow dash was already dead before the impact damn she's dead!? What killed her? I did blood, appeared with a towel covering his wet hair, and his wet tail but Pinkie noticed a different color at the end of the towel. Did she prank you again? No that fuckin cunt destroyed my natural color hair and my damn tail she deserved to get killed luna giggled saying it can't be all bad? No?! Blood took off the one towel on his tail and head, and then applejack started busting out laughing, falling on the ground. Pinkie fainted while luna was shocked that Pinkie fainted fanning pinkie to wake her up. Pinkie woke up screaming in terror, my sons natural color destroyed nooooooo pinkie fainted again. Aj passed out from laughing so hard maybe we can fix it somehow? Luna said nervously. I doubt it she got my fuckin roots!! Luna gulped maybe you can rock the rainbow hair? Heh... are you kidding me? I look like the rainbow factory werid pieced rainbow. Maybe we can get some makeup to cover up your scars and stitches? Oh yeah, perfect, then every pony will think I'm a girl with rainbow hair. Luna cleared her throat, m-maybe you could change your appearance? So you don't look like a mare? Heh..... pinkie then slapped Luna say that again I fuckin dare you I made that fake skin for him to make sure he doesn't get bullied for being rare Luna was shocked holding her left cheek i-i'm sorry pinkie...... mom, it's fine, she didn't know.... what?! Then Pinkie started slapping blood. You asshole you told me you told her already I hope all the mare you meet have fuckin cocks mom stop damnit pinkie stopped going to Luna kissing her left cheek you get to punish me later ok? Deal babe luna kissed Pinkie, biting her bottom lip, damn you. You're so lucky we are in public, or I'd take you right now. Deal with it, babe. You two are gross, and my sister and my mom are in a relationship that's the ultimate grossness their
The be continued
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space-mermaid-writing · 2 years ago
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The witchling and the god [Loki x Witch!Reader] Chapter 8
Summary: The Avengers were looking for someone to help Loki fit in with the team. To become socially acceptable, so to speak. He had been given the choice of sitting in a cell in Asgard or serving some sort of community service probation on Midgard. The Avengers and Shield both felt that as long as Loki was on Earth, he should be under supervision. This is now your job. Why? Because you’re a witch. You’re not sure why this qualifies you, but here you are, giving it a shot. What could possibly go wrong?
Tags: Witch!Reader, Magic, Witches, slow burn, everybody lives in the tower, character development, Loki‘s redemption, Stephen Strange is a friend, Loki and Stephen are frenemies, Tony Stark is a good bro, kids love Loki, Tony has stupid nicknames for everybody, eventual smut
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Chapter 8: A snake and a magical artifact
Before you go home to your cottage on this eventful day, you stop by the prince’s suite. Despite Thor's words, you know you won't have any peace until you talk to Loki one more time. Or at least try to. In the tower's kitchen, you've made some tea and have a tray with the pot and two cups floating next to you. It's easier to balance it this way than in your hands.
Loki stands at the panorama window looking out over the city, hands clasped behind his back. The sun is tilting toward the horizon, bathing the sky in a warm orange.
You approach him quietly and with a wave you let the tray float onto the small table. Giving Loki his space, you sit down on the armrest of a couch and follow his gaze for a while before looking at him. "Please don't teleport away like that again. I was worried about you."
"Why? Because you lost track of me like a dog that ran away?" Loki asks without turning to you.
It makes you frown. "What? No!" you explain, "I was worried about you."
You hear a soft "Tsk." from the Asgardian.
"I can understand that this was a situation you just wanted to get out of. But I'm asking you to communicate with me next time."
"There won't be a next time," Loki snaps, finally turning to face you. His expression is dismissive, but when your eyes meet, there is a moment you can see behind that mask. You see disappointment and regret.
Then it's gone again and his next words are bitter. "I let you down. You shouldn't have trusted me."
"What do you mean, Loki?"
"I promised no chaos and no deaths."
You remember your conversation in the car on the way to the hospital. It seems like a long time ago to you, even though it was only this morning.
"Well, at least you didn't start a fire." It's an attempt to lighten the mood, but Loki scolds. You let out a sigh. "We're a team, okay? So if there's any blame on you here, it's just as much on me."
"We are not-...," Loki hisses, but you don't let him finish that sentence.
"Listen, I'm really trying here. I know you don't want all of this. I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry that things are not how you want them to be and that you are stuck here. I'm trying really hard to improve your situation. But I can't do this without you. I'm just asking you to not randomly disappear on me."
Your tone is harsher than intended, but it's been a long day, a lot has happened. You're tired and your patience for further discussion is wearing thin. You brush some loose strands of hair out of your face.
There is a pause in which the Asgardian contemplates your words. You let him take his time, having nothing further to say about it.
"I can do that," he finally says.
You smile softly at him. "Thank you, Loki."
You look at each other for a moment. His expression is neutral, but you get the feeling that it's not a mask, just him trying to process his thoughts and feelings. Humans and Asgardians are not so different in that way.
You nod toward the table. "Tea?" you ask.
Only now does Loki seem to notice what you've brought. "Gladly," he agrees and circles the couch to settle in his usual spot.
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The next morning, you enter the suite as usual. "Hello?"
At first you think it's empty, but then you notice something moving in the sun on the couch where you usually sit. It's a snake that lifts its head at your words, seemingly looking in your direction. It is a dark blue color, almost black, but in the light of the sun it shimmers almost iridescent. It is a beautiful animal.
You walk over and place a paper bag on the small table. "I brought brownies," you announce.
After yesterday, Loki had earned them, and you baked them fresh this morning.
The animal watches your every move, tonguing silently in protest as you push it aside to sit down. You're 85% sure it's Loki. At 10% you assume it's an ordinary snake and Loki is just playing a trick on you. For the other 5% the snake is here for some totally unrelated reason.
Your eyes meet.
"If you don't want to talk, I'm sure you won't mind if I read, right?" You get no response, but you're not sure what you were expecting. Probably not that the snake would speak to you. So, with some magic, you summon a copy of the book you're reading at home and get comfortable.
"At least he's not a horse," you mutter as you think back to Loki's tale of Sleipnir.
You don't blame him for changing shape. After everything that's happened, you're glad he showed up at all and isn't hiding somewhere or back to the point of threatening you. You definitely made some progress there.
Soon, you're engrossed in your book. You don't realize the snake has started moving until it tries to get from the back of the couch across your chest.
"Not around the neck," you warn it without looking up, pushing its little head aside. It tongues in protest, but adjusts its path. After a while, it loosely wriggles twice from your shoulder across your chest. You feel the smooth scales against your skin as he gets under your collar, and you pull him away from your neck a bit. At the same time, you turn sideways and pull your feet up onto the couch so the snake won’t be crushed between you and the couch and is also back in the sun. With its warmth and that of your body, it seems satisfied and stops moving.
You turn the page.
Lost in thought, you place your fingers on the scales again and stroke them gently.
Although it's comfy, you're having a hard time concentrating today.
Sometimes the suite is too cramped for you, even with its size and nobody there but you and Loki. Today is one of those days. It's not because he himself takes up too much space - he is just a several feet long snake. But sometimes you feel that you can't concentrate properly when he is near you. Your thoughts are too focused on him. It's your job, you tell yourself. He's constantly circling around in your head as you think about how best to integrate him into the team, what project you can start next, where you could take him out to dinner again. He deserved the latter after his good work. The fact that you might then see him in an elegant suit again is just a happy coincidence.
You give up reading and put your book aside. Somehow you’re even glad that you don't have to talk to Loki today. That would only distract you more. He has a way of pushing your buttons with his words. Silvertongue can be interpreted in several ways.
Instead you're content to sit here in silence with him while you hold your face in the sun with your eyes closed. Perfect to raise your spirits.
Suddenly, a phone ring interrupts the silence.
"Sorry, I forgot to put it on mute," you mumble, glancing at the display. It's Tony, which is why you pick up.
"Hey, what’s up?.… yeah, I'm in the house.... Really?..Okay, I'm on my way."
You hang up and stand up and lift the snake off of you, carefully laying it on the pillow.
"The heroes found something magical and now they don't know what to do with it," you tell the animal, deliberately emphasizing the word hero with humor because you know how he feels about it.
"Of course! They're not smart enough for that." Loki sits on the couch back as his normal self with his legs crossed, making a thoughtful face. Then he rose as well. "Let's go."
"Are you sure you want to come?" you huff, because Loki didn't seem like he had much desire to talk or people today, and in the lab there would definitely be people.
"Something exciting is finally happening. I'm not going to miss it."
So you go together to lab 105, which is located about in the middle of the tower. It's not as big as some of the others, but it's equipped with lots of scientific technology.
Tony and Bruce look up as you enter. Neither of them comment that Loki is at your side.
"Where is it?" you get right to the point and they both point to a table on which lies an unspectacular object.
It looks like the hilt of a sword or a large dagger, without a blade. Just the hilt and cross-guard. It seems to be made of some kind of metal and there are various symbols engraved on the surface.
"Cap and Nat found this in a Hydra base," Tony explains, "Can you tell us what it is? Our scans are all over the place. Nothing makes sense."
"How do you know it's magic?" you ask.
"The blood and skulls lying around it in the base were a strong indicator."
You make a face and turn to the object Loki has already approached and is looking at curiously.
"It's powerful," he says quietly so that only you can hear. "I can feel the magic radiating from it."
"Have you seen anything like it before?"
He shakes his head.
You notice that the grip has a cavity at the bottom, as if a gemstone had once been embedded on the pommel.
"I can perform a ritual and find out more about it." You look at the Asgardian. "Unless you have a faster method?"
He takes a step back and gestures for you to continue. You give him a smile, then turn to the table.
Muttering softly in a foreign language, you run your fingertip across the tabletop, drawing symbols around the handle. Dark lines appear as if they are being burned on the surface. As you complete the circle, you hold your hands over the object and close your eyes. Your murmuring grows louder. Fascinated, the Asgardian watches you work.
The symbols on the tabletop light up and you break off your chanting, opening your eyes. They are milky white and a slight glow seems to emanate from them.
"Not sure if this is cool or just scary," Tony mutters, turning to Bruce.
You let the hilt hover between your fingers and examine it closely from all sides. Your spell gives you a direct view of its magic, which you now try to decipher. A red, billowing aura surrounds it. It appears calm, almost waiting. You hold it against the light, smelling it. The only thing that keeps you from licking it and tasting the magic is the intensity of the power you now feel as well. It's huge for such a small object.
Usually that’s not a good sign.
But you feel drawn to it and slowly you close one hand around it. The red aura reacts to your touch as if it were greeting you curiously. No sooner your fingers wrap around it than you feel a vibration emanating from it, traveling along your arm, tingling in anticipation. You try moving your arm as if you were wielding a blade, and suddenly a strength comes over you as if you could punch a hole in the metal wall of the lab. It's so overwhelming that you drop it on the table and end the spell. You have to blink a few times to get your eyes back to normal. It takes a moment for everything to stop appearing blurry.
The symbols on the table have faded, but you can still make out a shadow of their outlines.
"It's very powerful," you share your thoughts with the class. "It seems to be a part of several pieces. The energy is… not unfriendly, but unsettling. I wouldn't bet on it being used for anything good."
"Not by Hydra anyway," Tony snorts.
"What did you feel when you touched it?" Loki asks.
"It was weird. Almost as if it was calling. Could be some kind of curse." You look back at Tony, "You guys better stay away from it.”
That raises the question of what you should do with it. There’s no way you’ll leave it in the hands of people who don't know a thing about magic. You could take it back to your cottage and figure out the best place to put it. You know some people you could contact about it.
"I can keep it safe," Loki says
"Absolutely not," Tony replies promptly and even you are opposed to the idea.
The Asgardian gives him a sour look. "I know more about artifacts than all of you in this room combined. Magic has been a part of me since I was a small child."
"That wasn't an objection based on knowledge." There is no glossing over the distrust that lies between the men. Loki's gaze darts to you, and you pause.
"Doctor Strange," you say and Loki shoots you an offended glance. But he remains silent and you hope that means he isn’t disgruntled about your suggestion, but probably just the opposite is true. You try damage control. "He has the proper resources to store these kinds of magical artifacts."
You fish your phone out of your pocket, take a picture of the artifact and send it to Stephen along with a short message.
"SHIELD is not going to be happy about this," Tony interjects.
"That's not my problem. You wouldn't leave a firearm in the hands of toddlers, would you?" As long as neither of you know exactly what this magical artifact is capable of, it is a potential threat. You learned to be careful with these kinds of things. You never know when something could potentially blow up in your face. "Depending on what dimension Strange is in, you probably have about a week. But you guys should be careful. That thing can be dangerous.”
"Danger is my middle name."
"Yeah, I bet." You turn to Doctor Banner, who seems to be the more reasonable of the two of them. "And what is yours?"
"Actually, Bruce is his middle name," Tony answers for him.
The doctor shrugs with a sheepish grin and you laugh.
Loki and you leave the lab soon after and walk together to the elevator.
"I've been thinking about what project we can start next," you inform him. You had wanted to talk to him about it before Tony's call interfered. "There are programs similar to 'Make a Wish' and I think that-"
"I'm not going to do something like that again," Loki interrupts you sharply.
Somewhat taken aback by this so suddenly harsh tone, you blink at him. "Why not?" you ask dumbfounded. The elevator doors open and you follow him inside.
"I'm a god! No entertainment for unworthy people!"
"But everyone had fun! Including you - apart from the incident, of course. You were great."
"If I had been great, the boy wouldn't have died." His voice is bitter and stinging like the venom of a snake.
You try to calm him down and put a hand on his arm, but he shakes it off. "That's not true! You had no-…"
"He had a weak heart and I showed him my magic. It was too much to comprehend for this small human boy. He faltered immediately." He turns away from you and stares at the wall of the elevator. With a soft ping, the doors open and he trudges out. You have arrived at the floor of the suite.
You follow him a little slower, watching his dropped shoulders. So that was the reason. Maybe that was why he had been so quiet since then. Not just simple grief but also guilt. For the umpteenth time, you wonder how anyone could ever claim that Loki is a bad person when something like this affected him so much.
The Asgardian interprets your silence as a shock at his confession. He stops at the door to the suite, his hand already on the handle, not daring to look at you. He is afraid of what he would read in your eyes. Hate, accusation, disgust. "Now you know. It was I who kill-…"
"Loki, stop." You wrap your arms around him and hug him from behind. He stiffens. "The doctors told me Felix's deadline was two weeks ago. He bravely held on for many more days. Maybe his soul was waiting for you so he could go in peace."
Loki's voice is no more than a whisper. "You're just saying that to ease my mind."
You let go of him, take his hand that is still on the doorknob and turn him to face you. Your expression is serious and you try to put every bit of honesty that is in you into your words. "You are the god of lies. You should know I’m not lying, when I say that it was not your fault."
His eyes scrutinize you, trying to find a counterargument. Under other circumstances, he would be impressed that you understand how his domain works. Usually people accuse him of lying all the time because he is the God of lies. Actually it's quite the opposite. But most people are too dull to understand that. He knows how to choose his words so that they are not lies. And he senses when someone else is lying.
You don't lie. Your words leave little room for interpretation either.
Slowly he nods and you exhale in relief. You release his hand. The spot feels empty on Loki's skin, the ghost of your touch tingling.
"I still won't do anything like that again," he insists.
"Then we'll find something else," you reply, surprising him again.
He is fascinated by you, by a simple Midgardian woman. But you are not ordinary, he realizes, just as he had suspected when he first met you. There is much more beneath your surface than meets the eye.
"I have one request, though," you add. "Next time teleport us both away together. Then I'll save myself the trouble of searching for you."
Loki raises an eyebrow. "Only if, in return, you won't notify anyone next time."
"If I know where you are, there's no reason to notify anyone," you say with a smirk, holding out your hand to him. It's just to seal your pact and not because you like touching him, you tell yourself.
"I like it when you try to get around the rules. It's a nice change," Loki admits as he wraps his fingers around your hand to shake it.
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I don't know if it has been mentioned in the She-Hulk series yet, but Bruce's full name is Dr. Robert Bruce Banner.
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bajablastwrites · 3 years ago
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Hihiii! Sorry if I’m bothering you! Could I please request a Saiki K x Female Brazilian reader? I understand if you are incapable of doing this req! Have an awesome day and huge amounts of love from Brazil 🇧🇷❤️
Saiki with a Brazilian s/o
Saiki x fem! Reader
Authors Note: My knowledge of Brazil is very limited, I know little to nothing so this will be pretty short and vague. I was planning on doing saiki with a Hispanic s/o soon so some of these points will be elaborated on there. I hope you still like it tho!
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either you transferred to Japan or you ran into him when he teleported there after encountering a bug at his house. Lets say it’s the bug encounter cuz it’s just more original I guess— at least that’s how you guys first met.
It was a very awkward stare off I can tell you that, eventually the silence was broken when you asked him if he needed help or something since you thought he was a tourist, was visiting and somehow got lost.
Bro didn’t understand Jack shit when you spoke to him verbally so he obviously relied on his powers to help him out with communicating with you.
I feel like once in a blue moon he’ll probably stick around to see the culture of other countries and see what it’s like— especially their sweets. Mainly the sweets.
So he decided to do just that and asked about the sweets in Brazil, mainly the desserts.
I feel like he’ll like sweet breads since it’s bread— something he recognizes so he’ll have no problem eating it.
After taking a few home with him he left and then a week later he comes to find out that you transferred to his school, god really likes to mess with him you see.
So you obviously recognized him and like everyone in his group you also stuck around with him.
He learns a little bit more about you and your culture. He even returns the favor by introducing you to some of Japan’s sweets.
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timbertumbr · 3 years ago
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It's okay, Anyway, I could just do another one. How about the underfell, Undertale, & horrortale skelebros react to their s/o running inside the house, Slamming the door shut and locking it, While the person who was following them was knocking and trying to open the door. Their s/o had a black eye & a deep cut on their face.
Skeletons V.S. Assailant
Please note that the skeletons are simping for the reader and not each other. (This is put here because some people like to take things the wrong way.)
Also I’m so sorry this took so long!
Underfell bros-
You were minding your own business when someone came up behind you and hit the back of your head with… with something. You weren’t too sure what it was because you bolted after you fell down and made it home, slamming the door onto the assailant before they reached you.
Your head was pounding as hard as the assailant on the door. Sans had heard the door slam and went to check it out, only to find you bleeding from the back of your head, leaning on the door while you grew paler by the second because of the blood loss.
“OH SHIT! PAPYRUS, GET IN HERE!” He yelled before rushing over to you and taking you away from the door as Papyrus ran into the room and saw the situation. Sans points to the door, Papyrus nodding and opening the door violently, causing the assailant to fall back surprised.
Sans was doing his best to make sure your wound had pressure on it while Papyrus acted quickly and trapped the assailant in a cage of bones. He quickly fished out his phone, calling 9-1-1 to arrest the assailant while nodding to Sans.
Sans understood what to do, teleporting you and him to the closest hospital and explaining the situation. The staff quickly went to work, bringing you into emergency care and doing the best they could for your injuries.
Luckily, you made it out okay and the assailant was put in jail, Sans and Papyrus often visited you and made sure you were comfortable and happy. You couldn’t ask for better boyfriends. :)
Undertale bros-
You were doing some yard work in your front yard when some Karen came up to you and demanded you do her yard as well. You repeatedly told her you weren’t going to and then she straight up attacked you, giving you various scratches and a nasty black eye.
Sans was watching from the window and immediately teleported outside and used his abilities to tear the bitch off of you, he was so tempted to throw her into the stratosphere but he was a reasonable skeleton. He quickly brought you inside and let go of the crazy bitchs soul.
She was furious and started banging on the door, swearing and yelling. Papyrus came down to the front door, confused about all the noise. Sans asked him to take care of you while he talked with this psychopath.
Sans gently hands you off to Papyrus before teleporting, Papyrus was relatively calm despite the unexpected situation and gently led you through the house to the bathroom. He started patching up your wounds, comforting you when the situation hit you like a ton of bricks and the pain when Papyrus was cleaning your wounds.
“YOU’RE DOING GREAT, I KNOW IT HURTS BUT YOU’RE STRONGER THAN YOU THINK. I’M PROUD OF YOU,” Was one of the many things he said to comfort you. He finishes up and brings you into the living room, wrapping a blanket around you and giving you a kiss on the forehead.
“WATCH WHATEVER YOU WANT, I’LL BE MAKING SNACKS,” Papyrus goes into the kitchen to do exactly that while Sans scares Karen, never to come back, good riddance. Sans teleports into the living room and sees you on the couch watching your favorite show. Sans smiles softly and sits on the couch.
“Hey, you doing okay?” He asks, you turn to him, shaking your head and opening your arms.
“Can I have cuddles? It’ll make me feel better,” he blinks in surprise before chuckling.
“Sure, starlight,” He lifts the blanket with his magic and cuddles up to you, you rested your head on top of his while the two of you watched the show together. Papyrus finished making snacks and placed it on the coffee table before sitting on the couch next to you, wrapping an arm around you and resting his head on yours. You all stayed like that for the rest of the day.
Horrortale bros-
You and the bros were doing your weekly gardening/yard work when your neighbor comes over and starts threatening to call the police because of “the noise.” You calmly explained to her that you and the boys were only doing basic yard work and that it should be done within an hour or two.
She looks furious, looking like she’s about to attack you when the skeleton boys walk up behind you and give her a death stare. She quickly loses her confidence, stuttering out an excuse before hastily leaving the scene. You look up to see Papyrus smiling down at you innocently. You roll your eyes amused.
“You don’t have to hide the fact you scared her, just make sure they don’t try to call the police or anything like that,” Papyrus nods and pats your head before returning to work, Sans was still glaring down the road where she ran. You smile and hug the short skeleton.
“It’s okay, I’m okay. You want to take a break?” Sans blinks in surprise before nodding. You smile and call Papyrus over so you can all take an early lunch and just be in each other’s presence, meaning you guys cuddle under the shade while eating lunch. :)
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