#tele talks

[telekinetic-issue]

she sharmalormaghah on my ahyeahgah til I sheweahwah

[life-and-fate-are-scary]

For some reason my dad doesn’t like your dad… wanna be friends to bother my dad?

Really? Why not? My dad and your dad are both really cool dads.

[anti-and-tele]

Anti is definitely blue in this. He calls me a baby every time I'm dramatic about anything 😔

Antimachus core

[weed-smoking-fogboy]

☆ Fucking. Hi. I'm Telescope.

☆ Don't care much about pronouns, anything is fine but I prefer masc terms

☆ I mostly post about fish and space, the once in a blue moon I'm around? Deep sea fish and nebulae are my special little interests, and I'm always happy to learn fun facts, so shoot me an ask with some if you feel like it.

☆ terfs, endo, homophobic and antisemitic fucks dni or I'll castrate you 🖤

[dootznbootz]

Thinking about how Telemachus has heard "You are just like your father" by so many people for most of his life. How different yet refreshing it is to hear said father tell him warmly "You're so much like your mother".

[somereaderinblue]

Warrior!Penelope Wisdom Saga in a nutshell:

[telekinetic-issue]

Cleaning out my camera roll and dying because I forgot I took a screenshot of this while getting house tour points

[life-and-fate-are-scary]

Another one????

Yeah, there’s a lot of us

[young-telemachus]

Hi!- I’m pretty lost..

- @the-princess-nausicaa

Well where are you from? :D

[telekinetic-issue]

I’d imagine it’s a light but sturdy metal and the gold has to be just plating since real gold is both expensive and heavy, so it wouldn’t be practical. I’m not finding much on modern metallic armor since it isn’t really a thing, but I’m thinking something like aluminum (which can be very strong!) or possibly steel like armor in the Middle Ages, but I also think that since TLOK takes place in a fantasy/steampunk age that they’ve got metal alloys beyond our comprehension…

…which is a long winded way of saying “it’s probably heavy for the average person, like 40-50 pounds, but also Lin has Special Metal Powers and is also Shredded so it’s probably no sweat to her, especially if she’s been training with it and wearing it a long time.”

How heavy do you think Lin’s armor is?

[the-prince-telemachus]

telemachus of ithaca

Son of Odysseus and Penelop. My pronouns are any, im bisexual and transmasc. Legacy of Hermes and a naiad. champion of Athena.

I live in the island of Ithaca, obviously.

I want to be legendary but also life sucks and the suitors can go rot in a hole.

likes: my friends, reading, playing the lyre, music, my dog. archery, wolves, singing. blue to an unhealthy amount.

dislikes: hellhounds, the suitors, Zeus, people who hurt my family and friends, poseidon. Blood.

single or taken: single :/

Fatal Flaw: Loyalty

Weapons: Athena, Swords, Daggers, Bows.

Kill Count: 46

Death Count: … oh boy

Almost Death Count: 7

age: 20

personality: witty, calm, intelligent, sarcastic, he can insult you in the kindest way possible, INCREDIBLY sassy, charming without knowing it. CHAOTIC GOOD/NEUTRAL. Audhd

appearance: light tanned skin w/ vitiligo, tall, has blue and brown eye heterochromia (the only hetero thing about him), curly brown hair to shoulders, freckles. his eyes turn grey when athena possesses him or takes minor control over him. He needs glasses chat…

powers: minor control over water, can swim great, and can breathe underwater. (naiad inherited traits) enhanced speed, a great liar, and has control over money and door locks, flying, teleportation though it tires him fast, shapeshifting, good with sheep, steal things easily. Automatically knowing where everything / everyone is. Never gets lost. Ability to know every language. (hermes inherited traits.)

(I’ll probably have some suggestive implied stuff on this blog but not FULL NSFW.)

"it's sirens! the sirens were tricking him and got a detail wrong! she's a siren! he found out because she said daughter instead of son she's lying!" LPUD INCORRECT BUZZER. what you Meant to say was transmasc telemachus is real and canon and ody killed the sirens because they misgendered his son.

people i know:

dad: @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost (WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?)

mom: @penelope-is-waiting (love ya, mom!)

antinous: @sillypuppetmeister (oh)

apparently my sisters: @unhinged-waterlilly, @little-starshark-with-wings (:D)

me: @young-telemachus (but younger..)

key:

if telemachus is speaking: #tele sighs + normal text

if ooc is speaking: #ooc talks + small text

if theo (genderbent tele from an incident) is speaking: #theo mumbles + normal text

if athena is speaking: #athena has arrived + blue text

IM DONE WITH Y’ALL.

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus runs so much but it's always to or for Penelope. But he stays put once with her.

I'm fucking losing it. I'm not fucking coherent but skldfj

I plan to write Penelope thinking Odysseus isn't serious about her, despite the fact that he's never been more serious about anything else in his life. She's thinking "We're both tricksters. He's known for his cruel rejections, he's probably just excited about the chase more than me."

But he waits for her response. He made his desires clear. He wants to marry her.

He runs for her. Against her father so then they could marry. BUT THEN THERE'S NO OTHER CHASE FOR HIM; he has all he's wanted. He has his wife, his son, and his kingdom. He only runs to pick up and save their son from the plow. From then on he's always rushing and racing. Practically cutting corners with war crimes to just finish the war. To get it done so then he could go HOME.

EVEN WHILE RACING DURING PATROCLUS' FUNERAL GAMES, HOMER WRITES A NOD TOWARDS PENELOPE. She's the weaver!

(Book 23, Johnston)

Then he runs again. This time from island to island, monster to monster, enemy to enemy. Even held by force or fear, he wants to go home.

I know he's seen as a wanderer at heart but no, he has a fucking destination that he wants to go to. THAT'S why he runs. He will not move from their palace where his love takes root. His bed, his love, his life, is rooted there. He will always return to his roots.

[life-and-fate-are-scary]

My mom’s Penelope! Not like Apollo’s granddaughter though, just the cousin of Helen of Troy/Sparta. I’ve heard a lot of good things about your mom from people that aren’t my mother in law, wife, and brother in law…

Woah your mom is Aphrodite? That’s so cool! Athena has told me all about her! Though I fear my mother in law doesn’t like her very much…

-Tele @life-and-fate-are-scary

Yes my mom is Aphrodite!

[thebabygirlenthusiast]

Started playing disco elysium. Why is Harry such a freak of nature. What is wrong with him.

[therantingsage]

Aaaa after much finagling I've settled on something I don't hate. Tele fullbody! Loves the astronaut aesthetic and the color blue.

She's the exact flavor of neurodivergent that everyone THOUGHT 'Tessa' was before the reveal. N and Uzi are only concerned a little bit. Just a little. Aaa the daughter found Tessa's space helmet and thought it was neat and they cried inside

[telekinetic-issue]

Everyone talks about Chester Bennington’s 17 sec scream but no one talks about Dustin Bates’ single take 25 sec scream in Everglow and imo that’s a crime