#teen wolf jordan

[aesthetictw]

— jordan parrish

[incorrectsterekquotes]

jordan parrish: the first problem with beacon hills is that the entire city has seasonal depression. jordan parrish: and the second problem is that the ‘season’ is the entire fucking year.

[stilinski-ortiz-dolan]

[nightingale2004]

I second this post

Continued: Lydia and Jackson just weren't good together, Lydia with Aiden was great but he died, and Lydia and Stiles just didn't sit right with me after everything they had gone through. Lydia and Stiles worked so much better as just friends. Parrish was good for Lydia.

[harlstiel]

Derek: if you were arrested what would the charges be?

Isaac: Theft

Jackson: disturbing the peace

Erica: aggravated assault

Jordan: Arson.

Peter: Murder

Stiles: all of the above in that order.

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Noah: Gentlemen, you're not gonna sit here *places pistol down on desk*

Noah: And pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.

Jordan:*confused* What the fuck is going on?

Noah: *turns picture frame on desk around, revealing a photo of Stiles This is what the fuck is going on!

Jordan: *looks at the picture confused, looks at Derek, then back at the picture as he realizes* OH SHIT! Oh Shit! *laughs hysterically at Derek*

Jordan: Oh shit! No! That is not happening right now!

Jordan: No!

Jordan: Hey ya'll he's fucking the sheriff's son! Yo! Oh my FUCK!

Noah: Every time, he says that shit? That's another foot in your ass!

Jordan: Derek! You clearly... yo, this is the best thing ever!

Jordan: *singing* Derek fucked the sheriff's son!

Jordan: *still singing* Derek fucked the sheriff's son!! Derek fucked the sheriff's son

Jordan: *reenters office* Shit! Fuck! You fucked Sheriff Stilinski's son!!

Noah: *picks pistol up and places it back on the desk, with the barrel facing Jordan*

Jordan:.....It's really not that funny.

Derek: Fuck you Parrish

[sammywinchesterisalesbian]

People talking about the age gap between stiles and Derek and proceeding to ignore the multiple times Lydia hooked up with Parrish in canon is so fucking goofy. Bc 1. Stiles and Derek are max 5 years apart and 2. A HUGE majority of Sterek fics are future fics so they're quite literally consenting adults when people are saying it would happen

[supercap2319]

Stiles: "I can't believe dad hired a straight deputy."

Y/N: "Oh, Parrish isn't straight."

Stiles: "Since when?"

Y/N: *Smiles* "Since I had my lips wrapped around his cock five minutes ago."

[anonazure]

Doing my best to get back into art.

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

[thrillhoues]

[fiction-justanotherstateofmind]

[incorrectsterekquotes]

stiles: A former comatose patient was burnt alive near the remains of his house a few years back. parrish: They catch the guy who did it yet? stiles: Nope, we're still at large.

[stilinski-ortiz-dolan]

What's the number? That's how much you're worth.

[genetic-hellhound]

Teenwolf characters as colors 🖤

[kentjohnson91]