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"Basically what happens is, Grace and Max are right about to win. They're right about to do it. And then, there's a groaning. In the floorboards. Suddenly, the staircase gives out beneath Grace and Max, and they fall through the floors. They fall stories. Pieces of wood shove through their chests, and they both are killed."
"But keep this in mind, nothing truly dies in the Waylon house. Grace and Max become ghosts, and they're off doing whatever, but they're no longer involved in the tournament."
So.. that Pit Stop in Hatchetfield tag team deathmatch huh.
#hand in unlovable hand#Pulling pledges last-second to affect the results is FOUL but this was the best possible outcome for them actually.#relative to the death tournament where every other character dies a horrible death anyways#but more importantly. to my entertainment. They win even when they lose.#Terrible for hatchetfield though. Just one of them was enough to be World Ending Cataclysm levels disastrous#and now there's two of them. terrible.#a pit stop in hatchetfield#Ted finally survives a timeline but his friends and family are dead and there are murder ghosts on the loose#nerdy prudes must die#Also tom being the nighthawks coach loredrop. and max being hesitant to fight him#I mean he does anyways but it's the thought that counts right#grace chasity#jagertity#max jagerman#starkid#hatchetfield#hatcherverse#cakeart#Coping about lex and ethan though. swept in my heart
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Bughead Bait - don't fall for it, don't give the show your views. Now they're going to screw us again for the rest of this rank 50s AU. But in the end, nothing that happens in the 50s is going to matter, so there's that.
#bring bughead back#bughead speculation#bughead#bughead endgame#riverdale negativity#riverdale rant#riverdale writers negativity#anti b*rchie#anti j*bitha#ras negativity#ted sullivan negativity#anti evan kyle#evan kyle negativity#ted the terrible#fuck you ted#fuck you ted ras evan iman etc the worst tv writers ever in the universe
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Sometimes I forget that this man is like in the top 3 of "most tragic Hatchetfield characters"
Like no, this fucker does not deserve to be written like that, this bastard of a man does not deserve to die all the damn time and leave his younger bro to cry in their shared apartment every single night, wondering where the man he looks up to a lot has gone, not knowing he's never coming back, cause some other bastard decided he needed a blorbo!!
I refuse to believe that Theodore fucking Spankoffski is this much of a tragic character, when his whole character is just horny and dying!
YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT A MAN WHO IS DOWN SO BAD HE WOULD CANONICALLY BECOME A FURRY, JUST HAS TO WATCH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE DIE IN HIS ARMS AND GET TURNED INTO A BROKEN HOMELESS MAN WHO "GETS PRETTY SCARY SOMETIMES"
F me fr man, the Langs made me care for a man I wish to stay whole towns away from if he was real
#starkid#hatchetfield#ted spankoffski#he's literally such a terrible person yet here I am being his biggest fan#bastard but my bastard#my fucking goat man#goat man with a goat bro#part of the goat bros#I FUCKING CAN'T#can you tell I still have a fever lmao
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“H- Ah shit, goddamn it.”
#Ted Spankoffski#paul matthews#Twdlm#I feel like my Ted looks like Charlie swan and it’s ruining my life#that damn mustache#(affectionate)#the guy who didn't like musicals#digital art#digital drawing#art#Hatchetfield#Hatchetverse#Fanart#hatchetfield fanart#Starkid#I do genuinely believe Ted see's paul as his best friend... It's just Ted himself is a terrible person who would leave him to die regardles#but he still would go to work on an off day to print some papers for him?
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I dunno if anyone has done this before, but another trend
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#one of these is actually james lance behind the scenes but like. have u considered. 🥺#trent crimm#james lance#tom o'brien#declan cockburn#dejon millings#tom hendryk#god i hope those are the right people i am TERRIBLE with faces#gert giffer#trentcrimmedit#tedlassoedit#ted lasso#appletvedit#appletvsource#appletvgifs#ignore my hilariously terrible censoring of the logo i was going to try and refine it further but i actually nearly cried laughing so#leaving it in#smallscreensource#tvarchive#anyway. someone hug trent crimm <3#its a crime we never got ted hugging trent actually (or vice versa)#if i missed any Trent Hugs i will be so disappointed in myself#but i have a terrible memory and im not rewatching everything 😔
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TED THE TERRIBLE AND ELLEN
#fay draws#i have no mouth and i must scream#ihnmaims#ihnmaims ted#ted ihnmaims#ihnmaims ellen#ellen ihnmaims#obviously based on the painting of ivan the terrible and his son ivan#the feel is different than the painting one as ted is more horrified at his futurr#than having just killed the last person on earth (although hes still horrified)
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Ted Sullivan - a legend in his own mind.
You know, it’s months later, and I cannot believe, just truly cannot believe that we never truly conceptualized of Ted’s genius. He fed us such a detailed, multilayered portrayal of three absolutely essential actors in a completely riveting plotline.
I am speaking, of course, of Archie, Tabitha and Toni’s genius and absolutely essential 3 episode plot about free coffee vs. no free coffee. What a feast for the senses that was.
#fuck you ted#anti ted#ted the terrible#learn to take criticism ted#anti ted suilivan#riverdale negativity#riverdale writers negativity#riverdale#and Evan Kyle can sit and spin too#anti b*rchie#anti j*bitha#bughead#bughead endgame#ted's wank seasons
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I think, whenever Jamie is at the airport without Roy, like maybe with the England team or on a trip with the lads, he goes to the airport bookshop, reads all the back covers, and picks the one with the most ridiculous sounding plot to bring home to Roy :) he's like ah yes this sounds especially terrible Roy is going to love this! and he's always right
#ted lasso#roy kent#Jamie tartt#royjamie#this happens the first time when he and keeley are on their way to brazil.#he comes back to the terminal with like. a clive cussler or lincoln child. and she's like wait YOU'RE reading that?#and jamie tells her no it's for roy and that's keeley's moment of like OH. oh they're like that about each other now. carry on jamie.#it's so special to me that roy has terrible taste in books and jamie (and keeley) have terrible taste in tv shows and movies#they're perfectly balanced
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reader and schlatt are doing it in the back of the toyota tacoma and ted catches them. rather than be upset he wants them to continue.
nsfw under the cut, minors dni!! 18+ only. warnings: exhibitionsim, voyeurism
edit: hey i made a part 2
“we have to be quick.”
“oh god, what if he sees us?”
“he won’t if you stay down and keep quiet.”
schlatt is gripping your hips and pounding relentlessly into you. you bury your face into his neck, trying your hardest to muffle your moans. you couldn’t help it, you were always so vocal whenever you were fucked good. and that was always the case with schlatt.
ted bids goodbye to his friends, thankful to finally be away from that party. all he wants to do at this point is go back home and rest.
he’s walking back to his truck when he hears soft moans echoing in the parking garage. they only grow louder as he gets closer to his car.
he’s surprised at the sight of you and schlatt, completely nude and going at it like a couple of rabbits. and he wishes it didn’t turn him on this much.
“what the hell you guys?” you’re shocked out of your trance and look up to see ted standing right in front of the truck.
“oh my god!” you scream, grabbing the nearest item of clothing and covering yourself with it. schlatt turns around and simply utters a ‘hey.’
“ted, oh my god, we’re so sorry-”
“don’t stop.” his voice is barely a whisper.
“what?”
“i never told you guys to stop. it’s okay, keep going.”
schlatt looks up at his friend, devilishly smiling as he starts to fuck into you once more.
you cover your face, completely embarrassed. your boyfriend is still making you feel like you’re on cloud nine, and yet you couldn’t believe you had an audience. an audience who just so happened to be your boyfriend‘s hot friend.
“c’mon doll, look at teddy. show him how good i’m fuckin’ ya.” you look over at ted, who’s already unzipping his jeans.
“a-are you...” you stutter out.
“‘course he is. look at this show we’re givin’ him.” schlatt chuckles
all of a sudden, a new burst of confidence hits you. throwing away your shyness, you decide to go all out and put on a show.
“oh, fuck, j, right there! right there!” you moan. you look over at ted. his face is bright red and he’s stroking his cock, eyes stuck on you and schlatt.
“look at her, ted. isn’t she so pretty sittin’ on my cock?”
“s-so pretty. fuck.”
ted’s praise sends you over the edge, your nails dig into schlatt’s back as you come.
“thanks for letting us use the car, man.” schlatt claps ted on the back before helping you get down.
“uh huh, no problem...” ted replies, still in disbelief at what had just happened.
you stand on your toes to give ted a chaste kiss on the cheek. “y’know, if you ever want to have a threesome, just give us a call.” you say with a wink, leaving him stunned and aroused once more.
#jschlatt x reader#ted nivison x reader#jschlatt smut#jschlatt fanfiction#jschlatt imagine#jschlatt x y/n#jschlatt x you#ted nivison x you#ted nivison smut#ted nivison fanfiction#ted nivison imagine#this has consumed my thoughts for two days#i hope this isnt too terrible im still a bit rusty when it comes to smut lol
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Colin in the next episode:
#Ted lasso#Colin Hughes#I know this meme looks terrible but it makes sense if you squint#Ted lasso spoilers
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she’s still there, isn’t she
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Ted Lasso: All Apologies
#ted lasso#tedlassoedit#ted lasso by episode#roy kent#<33333333#keeley jones#rebecca welton#roy x keeley#roykeeley#phoebe kent#phoebe o'sullivan#*#shout out to drakkywolfe because talking about our baby roy headcanons helped me fully realize this:#when roy says football is 'who i am. it's all i am' he's not being dramatic he's not exaggerating he's saying it very literally#football was everything. everything -- his only hope and his future and also the thing that took him away from his family#but also let him support his family. apart from that he was just a kid from a working class family in south london which is still described#to this day as a scary place and he very likely was terrible at school and that little fake grass pitch was the only thing he had and#it was the only time his emotions were celebrated or even allowed and#it's not that he forgot who he was outside it he never knew#yeah. roy kent. that's all
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figuring out how to draw these guys<333
#ted lasso#trent crimm#ted x trent#tedependent#finley cannot draw#trent crimm the independent#I love that tag#ted lasso fanart#I think this probably takes place sometime in season 2#more them coming up <3 I’m losing my mind <3#terribly sorry if you followed me for literally anything else
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IHNMAIMS CAST RE-INTERPRETATION
Due to my visceral hatred of the game and the way they handled the characters, I’ve decided to re-write their stories a little bit! I’m using the book, comics, and radio drama as reference, and my own headcanons too for fun. This is all For Fun
Ellen
Things I’m Keeping
Born in Trenton, New Jersey
Computer scientist
3 degrees
Went to Stanford university
Graduated high school early
Lived with her grandparents
Hope in humanity
Self assured
Sympathetic
Rape survivor
Little to no interest in sex in general
Work driven
Career focused
Things I’m Changing
Black rights advocate
Queer rights advocate
Feminist
Outspoken
Trans woman
Lesbian
No interest in motherhood
Fell into a depression when her assault left her with chronic illness and pain
Has OCD
Character Notes
Highly distrustful of people. Kind and caring, but her concern for others is surface level. Struggles with the fear of men and violent intrusive thoughts. Favorite color is red. It calms her.
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Ted
Things I’m Keeping
Born near Shelby, North Carolina
Grew up extremely poor
Lived on a farm
Interest in reading
Knack for mechanics and engineering
No traditional education, self taught
Studied intensively
Education focused
Grooming victim
Charming
Relied on his body for money
Philanthropist
Rich
Good sense of morals
Kindhearted
Things I’m Changing
Closeted bisexual
Not a con-artist
Not a racist
Not a womanizer
Has anxiety
Has a paranoid personality disorder
Touch adverse
Struggles with dermatillomania
Demisexual
Character Notes
Had always been paranoid and anxious even before AM, but it made his problems even worse. Struggles heavily with internalized homophobia, and gets visually uncomfortable when queer topics or people are discussed. Prideful and egotistical out of habit, but is deeply insecure in reality.
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Gorrister
Things I’m Keeping
Born in the Midwest
Troublemaker as a child
Disrespect for authority
Did poorly in school
Moves across states for work
Practically friendless
Has experience as a construction worker, electrician, mechanic, and a trucker
Interest in reading
Prefers to stay home and eat home-cooked meals
Wants to settle down
Divorced
Anti-war
Left-leaning political activist
Strong sense of morals and justice
Wanted a family
Things I’m Changing
Marriage with Glynis was not abusive
Did not strike his wife
Divorced due to wanting different things out of life and overwhelming mental health issues
Bisexual
Queer rights activist
Has depression
Has CPTSD
Born in Texas specifically
Struggles with alcoholism
Struggles with anger issues
Is an artist
Character Notes
Very deeply loved and adored his wife. He did everything he could for her, but it just wasn’t enough. Glynis’ worsening mental state became too much for either of them to handle, and Gorrister didn’t know what to do. Sending her to a mental hospital was a non-option, things got worse, and she commuted suicide. He blames himself for it every day of his life.
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Nimdok
Things I’m Keeping
Born in Düsseldorf
Jewish parents
Went to medical school
Apparent lack of compassion
Gay
Scientist
German
Has dementia
Had a partner in Brazil
The oldest of the group
Self assured
Logical
Things I’m Changing
Not a nazi
Not decrepit
Has early-onset dementia specifically
Not AM’s favorite
Low empathy
Low sympathy
Has a general disinterest in other people
AroAce
Struggles with schizophrenia
Character Notes
While unable to sympathize or understand other people’s emotions, it wasn’t ever in his nature to be outright mean or cruel. Rather, his dementia is what caused the change in behavior. Sometimes he has moments of clarity, where his true nature can be seen for a few fleeting moments. Still retains his sharp scientific mind.
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Benny
Things I’m Keeping
Gay
Professor
Good looking
Intelligent
Born somewhere in America
Strong willed
High perseverance
Self assured
Physically strong
Things I’m Changing
Had absolutely nothing to do with the military
Did not have a wife
Is not needlessly mean or violent
Career driven
Focus in academics
Knows sign language
Struggles with chronic fatigue and pain
A softer man
Interest in nature and the outdoors
Character Notes
Never one to start a fight or even anger much at all, Benny was laidback and easygoing. He had a calm life, and his personality was upbeat. Nothing ever seemed to bring him down. Not even his chronic illnesses, as frustrating and disheartening as they could be. In his free time he was somewhat of a survivalist.
#i have no mouth and i must scream#ihnmaims#ellen ihnmaims#ted ihnmaims#gorrister ihnmaims#nimdok ihnmaims#benny ihnmaims#It’s just. I cannot stand the way they’re written as terrible awful people just for the sake of being terrible awful people#It’s not interesting. Nor is it realistic or even engaging in the world they’re in#It’s much more fun in my opinion if they’re truly just Regular People
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Some Blu heavymedic?? 😵💫 or how they are with each other??
love your Blu medic
glad you like him :)
blu heavy and medic really dont like eachother. but also, blu medic just doesnt like anyone
red medic and blu heavy are good though :J
#tf2#emmet answers#emmet arty#emmetsis blu#ok now that i had to go back and add the blu tag.#its so funny seeing when i didnt yet realize ted and daisy would have a terrible falling out
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