#technology?

[soaps-mohawk]

Okay I'm back! I've seen what's happening and it's pretty messed.

BUT I have a sorta funny story if it makes you feel any better when you read it. So I just got my first year of college done and it's summer rn so I'm back with my mom at her house (this economy did not give me enough to buy even a apartment) but anyway, I have (had) a chubby goldfish they're ADORABLY silly looking but so my first day I came back I don't even realize bro is gone and out of his tank. It takes a while for me to realize he's gone (2 weeks). I asked my little brother about it, he FED Mr bubbles (the fish) to his dog 😭 and he said he was planning to buy a new fish for me, so now I have a koi fish named bubbles Jr and his dog keeps staring at him in the tank.

Nooo that's so sad 😭 I'd cry over something like that honestly. I remember when one of my fish got stuck in a little castle we had in the tank and died because he couldn't get out 😭 I cried for a week.

[hope-in-their-eyes]

maybe my third post ever on here maybe (maybe)

 I just found out today that people I know have sent me messages on this hellsite. I didn’t know that was a thing. If anyone is still on here I really do apologize for that, no one told me that was a button I could press. I clicked it on accident. I am just as old as I was at 15 finding out about tumblr, and that age is 7 kajillion years old. 

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[catchymemes]

[mylittleredgirl]

i feel like it says something about us as a species that somebody worked real hard to invent 3D printing when i think anyone who has ever used a printer would agree with me that we have not really gotten our arms around 2D printing yet. we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

[karlrincon]

Happy New Year 2024 from Korea.

Year of the 🐲🐉!

[technological-existentialism]

[samioli]

I think I forgot to show tumblr this but it's been over a year since Phoenix Wright appeared on my crashed laptop screen

[marzipanandminutiae]

"hey why are all the barrier garments like linen shirts or chemises or combinations going away?"

"oh we have more washable fabrics now! you don't need to worry about sweat reaching your outer clothing when you can just chuck it in the washing machine!"

"cool!"

[100 years later]

"so uh all of those new washable fabrics are leaching microplastics into our water, and the constant machine-washing wears garments out faster. they're also not really sturdy enough to be mended, so we keep having to throw them out and now the planet is covered in plastic fabric waste that will never break down. also it turns out that the new washable fabrics hold odor-causing bacteria VERY well. so could we get those barrier garments back please?"

"sorry babe linen now costs $100000/yard and since it's been so long without them, nobody knows how to adapt barrier garments to the current styles anyway"

"..."

"maybe try this new $50 undershirt made of Special Sweat-Wicking Plastic Fabric! :) :) :)"

[spongebobssquarepants]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[not-terezi-pyrope]

Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

[shinobicyrus]

Why do you need your earbuds to have a wire so badly?

I am assuming this is about a post I reblogged like six months ago when I went off on forced technological enshitification and the slow erosion of consumer options. But sure, I'll bite.

Why do I "need" my earbuds to have a wire? I dunno, Anon, maybe I:

Don't want to have to worry about recharging my earbuds.

Don't want my earbuds to be even easier to lose.

Don't want my earbuds to need separate accessories that are as easy to lose as the earbuds.

Prefer to have bluetooth turned off on my devices for security and safety reasons.

Like being able to seamlessly plug my earbuds into my computer, my MP3 player, or any other device with a headphone jack.

Don't want to spend 50 dollars on decent wireless earbuds when I can do all the above things with a pair of solid earbuds that cost me like $12 during the Obama administration.

Don't care about what kinds of headphones or earbuds people wear but don't like what it says about our society when other people apparently care what kind of earbuds I'm wearing so much they have send an Anonymous ask to interrogate me about it.

And I guess, more abstractly, because fuck Apple. That's why.

[animentality]