#techno speaks

[p-ai-nter]

okay, I’m sorry to ruin your chibi N fun

but where tf is his tail at????

[p-ai-nter]

@rarestdoge

@smoresthehalloweenqueen

@tulpamancers-prosopagnosia

Look, I have like 3 followers I interact with 😭

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[the-ender-system]

man i miss my ex

[k-k-technopop]

acnh desperately needs some way to find villagers quickly, like how acnl had the megaphone.

[royalarchivist]

Phil: Oh man, ok, let me unmute alerts now.

[An animated Technoblade alert plays]

Phil: What a perfect time! [Cracks up and slaps his desk] Holy sht, the most perfect unmute! [Laughs and eats a gapple for a sub, still laughing] Thank you for the one year.

Dono: Techno was here in spirit after all

Phil: [Chuckles] Yeah, he always has been.

[p-ai-nter]

No I don't

Humans are born wanderers. Don't tell me you don't wanna veer sharp left off this trail and get lost for 30 days. I fucking know you do, deep down. You love it.

[p-ai-nter]

This is the. Silly picture

[bleue-flora]

"He has friends, Tommy. I'm right here. I'm his friend... What are you gonna say about that? You think I'm not his friend?" — Punz —

Thought it was only fair that I do c!Punz after doing c!Dream, so here he is, ready to fight anyone who messes with his friend. And yes, just like with c!Dream all of his Minecraft skin elements and colors are apart of the design in one way or another.

[apollos-boyfriend]

> open up twitter

> be told there’s a dsmp renaissance happening

> ask if it’s a dsmp renaissance or a c!sbi renaissance

> twitter doesn’t understand

> pulls out illustrated diagram explaining what is dsmp and what is just c!sbi

> twitter laughs and says “it’s a good renaissance sir”

> scroll down my timeline

> it’s a c!sbi renaissance

[p-ai-nter]

What if I want a kiss

to anyone who needs a hug right now, I've imbued this post with a hug. in other words after I wrote this post I hugged my phone for 5 minutes, so that energy should cover about 5,000 people

[viktorscane]

sometimes philza would hear the mighty god technoblade talking to himself. only late at night or when he believed the older couldn’t hear him. the language was something phil couldn’t understand, but he had heard bits and pieces of it in his brief travels within the nether.

at the beginning of the antarctic empire, techno speaks with phil mainly through short sentences and a lot of vague miming. for a while, phil believed that the silence of the supposed blood god was to invoke fear in anyone who opposed him. he quickly learns that the hybrid was quiet and short with his words due to his lack of understanding of the language everyone around him was speaking. he watched the hybrid during the important meetings between the empires and countries headed by well-spoken and educated presidents and kings. his red and gold eyes dancing around the room, loosing focus quickly. whenever anyone pointed a question towards him, he would just make a noise and turn to phil to give their answer.

as they get closer, phil begins to teach the hybrid the ins-and-outs of the language as best as he can. he learns that techno was not only incredibly intelligent but also picked up the teachings quickly. he began reading pretty much anything he could get his hands on, sometimes a knock would come on phil’s door late in the night. groggily, he would open the door to find a wide awake technoblade who would show the older a word or phrase he couldn’t understand. wanting to understand everything he could. he craved the knowledge more than anything. after only a few months, he’s reading things that even phil struggled to fully comprehend and his speaking skills grew better and better from the long nights they would just talk under the stars about anything and everything.

after the fall of the empire and when the two decide to go their separate ways, they keep contact through long handwritten letters delivered by crows. phil notices his english improving more and more each day. he begins to notice the feared blood god using phil’s mannerisms even through writing, it makes his heart warm to see the the very first connection between them still poking through all those years later.

[the-final-sif]

C!Quackity, stumbling in a horrified state into Las Nevadas and passing an overly-cheerful 23ft tall totem building in total contentment: There be some specific-ass kinks in this world 😭😭

And then he goes and drowns his sorrows at the strip club.

c!Quackity crying to a stripper: I got REJECTED just because I'm TOO GOOD AT PAYING ATTENTION.

Meanwhile, back in pandora:

c!Dream after like an hour of not talking: i'm actually ISTJ

c!Techno: what?

c!Dream: you told Quackity I was adhd but George made me take that test and it said I was ISTJ.

c!Techno: ... There's a Lot Of Things Wrong Here.

[p-ai-nter]

Original characters...

Im in danger

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[the-ender-system]

As soon as I get home I’m binging all of Ahsoka

-Techno

[r0nin-sleeps]

my good buddies

my pals

my friends

my fellow (still existant) dsmp enjoyers

i need new fics to read

of our beloved fandom

tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains and the world forgetting by the world forgot (and literally all other sbi-related works by @bonesandthebees) both hold a special place in my heart

sbi works are a big big yes for these

give me your suggestions

my only request is no 18+/nsfw

otherwise go batshit crazy

i look forward to seeing em

[p-ai-nter]

day 1 of shitposting until I become popular:

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