#technically counterparts but. anyway
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I think I should draw if all of the video game characters I’ve scrunglified were in a room together
#like. ok. there’s um.#father gascoigne#karl heisenberg#both of those were taken by Chime#the god of space has a thing for werewolf guys#silver foxes? anyway#silver wolves#ok. im manic. um#HERMAN CARTER.#definitely mirage apex legends#and then. emmet and cyrus#just made a post about them#porter gage#the og. got married to satan#technically counterparts but. anyway#minecraft enderman?#void probably counts.#probably some other dead by daylight characters I’m not thinking of#overwatch sigma my beloved#sheogorath from skyrim#ZANE FLYNT BORDERLANDS#technically that’s my oc fritz but. still#my specialty is snatching characters i like#and fixing them. kind of#i dont know what verb to use#i said stolen but stealing is bad not haha funny#so. scrunglified#scrumply. blorbo. you know#the tumblr things. the word words.#I shouldn’t have taken my vitamins past 11pm.
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All these X-Men evolutions doodles are making me curious about how you'd draw that particular version of Erik
be curious no longer
#xmen#xmen evolution#erik lehnsherr#magneto#snap sketches#technically i HAVE drawn evo magneto already but ill do it properly this time#legally had to make him younger looking because him Becoming Younger was like a plot point or whatever#i need his wrinkles back i need hagneto. anyways#as a part of making him younger looking i did in fact make the sides of his hair black. for funsies#also evo mags definitely reads as more 'slim' than The Fridge other iterations of mags is#hes def more 'in the shadows' in evo and doesnt have as grand of a presence as his other counterparts so. Slimmer.#thought if this is my idea of slimmer i need help professionally. i think its cause i have most of his waist covered its not obvious#plus his thighs are out of shot so .. lol ...#whatever anyways please enjoy
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Based on your last ask,
I need (desperately) to know every single fact you have about your ocs.
of course!! the main thing is that my silly angel & demon are husbands & they’re both complete cunts
okay i will put a little more lore under the cut… i draw them a lot but sharing makes me shy. the plot might be cringy because me and @wyorians made them as a teen but… they’re my everything
1) theodore (theo) is a lonely antisocial art student who became divinely protected after his guardian angel fell in love with him. it’s unrequited bc he’s completely unaware. he’s kind of a depressed degenerate pervert but he has a good & pure & beautiful heart that nobody knows about except his angel. he’s from quebec, CA
2) friedrich (freddie) is an insane ivy league nepo baby who has been selling slivers of his soul to the devil in increments. his parents named him after nietzsche. he is very type-a about these deals and believes he will defeat the devil with the power of spreadsheets & cunt. he has ~70% of his soul left. he’s from acapulco, MX
they keep meeting by chance. they’re friends with benefits who ravage each others bodies in a manner that is genuinely psychologically concerning… whore4whore pairing. & sickeningly in love but that’s secret.
#i was so so shocked at the response that last post got! and touched honestly…#i’ll post my original stuff on here too now :~) it was just rotting in procreate before#IT FELT WRONG POSTING THEO WITHOUT his counterpart#anyway. my little demon twink (freddie) has always been my absolute favorite character design to draw. he is just So#these two are rosekiller spiritual predecessors in my eyes#foursaints art tag#saintsocs#freddie & theo#<- maybe i’ll just give them their own tag#i feel so free#i always forget that this is technically my blog and nobody is going to shoot me if i don’t post Content 😭
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(pls be gentle on me im a furry artist...) i cant draw clothes so he's gettin a mild nudity warning. he usually wears the athletic top, goth sleeves/pants, & grunge waist........
but.
my drifter (warframe), arlen!
i still think i could do more to his right leg teehee...
#wyrm words#also im not puttin this on my art blog despite this bein My art bc like#well#mild nudity#warframe#OC: arlen#his leg is an amalgamation of like 5 injuries#his operator counterpart is Missing his legs below the upper leg scars so#technically he had at least the fucked up knee before that#warframe drifter#eeeeeeeeeee....#but uh!#in order from top down#his chest is the 'failed' deal w the MITW (his operator did not get this)#his left bicep is a shackle chafing scar#there's 2 sword-stab scars on his chest that come out his back#both upper scars are a 'gift' from wally bc they're a dick#arlen & red (his op) met & wally went 'oh boy you're missin some stuff :)' n hacked into his thighs#the mess on his right leg is a combo of a failing door on the zariman + a dozen & one arrow shots into the side of his leg#also one gunshot from narmer#(with love)#anyway i like to think his MITW is jus a complete dickwad. rebounded on him when he made the deal#'oh you want void too???' [BLAST]#the corruption on his extremities also came when he met his op#IM DONE TAG RAMBLING I JUS DO NOT WANNA PUT THIS WHERE PEOPLE CAN SEE FROM STANDARD REBLOG#im v skittish hi#i cant draw clothes...........#oh i missed some#there's scars on his hands but they're jus from shawzin pluckin'#the strings bit into his fingers a lot bc he's p clumsy w precision actions
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You know honestly, having Airachnid as Sentinel Prime’s loyal second in command is very interesting considering their TFA counterparts
#I mean I know technically Blackarachnia is a separate character but Airachnid’s sort of her counterpart#they’re both evil spider ladies#but back on topic it’s just something I noticed recently#because in TFA they used to be very close and then the Arachna incident happened#now Sentinel thinks she’s better off dead and I’m pretty sure she hates him too#not to mention whatever could have been in Season 4 considering she was going to be the main villain#but like is what we see in TFO potentially what could have been for those two if they never went on that mission?#or if he had accepted her and/or they found her earlier?#and TFA was Sentinel’s first real appearance#so it’s possible that this choice of his second in command was an intentional reference#then again it might not be but there’s always the possibility#I mean they didn’t have to use Airachnid#and there don’t seem to be any beastformers around in TFO so Blackarachnia might not have worked anyways#I don’t know just something I’m thinking about now#probably not the first person to point this out#transformers#transformers one#transformers animated#sentinel prime#airachnid#blackarachnia
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new fanfic coming this weekend :) get ready for some romance, angst, hurt/comfort, and fluff all combined hehehe
#it's a standalone piece but technically it's a bit of a sequel to “stalking tiger”#it's another favorite of mine and i'm really excited to share it#lots of tiny cute moments but some fun dramatic dialogue and romantic longing too#also featuring my obsessive need for hurt/comfort content#it's not that i want him to be hurt#it's just that i want to take care of him#and maximus is so easy to write this kind of stuff for :D#and also featuring my obsession with yearning because THAT'S WHAT I DO EVERY DAY FOR MAXIMUS#might as well have my fic counterpart do the same#oh fanfic!me we're really in it now#anyway hope y'all will enjoy it!#if you want to be added to the tag list just let me know :)#gladiator#fanfiction#text posts#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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The cover I've been working on since middle-december-ish is finally done!! This is kind of the draft copy though as at some point I plan to put it on youtube.
Original song by ryo ft. Hatsune Miku Off vocal used .sng files, mixing, etc. all done by me
#lalavoice#vocaloid#<- technically. mostly just tagging that for generalisation purposes as i don't have a blanket vsynth tag#this is my first time using lalasong so that coupled with the program itself makes it sound clunkier than its modern counterparts#but i think i did an okay job#i wish i did more notebend-y stuff but figuring out how this software handles sharps/flats/naturals made me want to eat glass#once i can think of something for the pv i'll put this on yt with any adjustments needed#anyway i'm going to go nap if i have to listen to this file one more time i will throw up
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You know what, alt Callie? I think you're immature. We already know that you and lord English both won by killing the other before they could predominate, and then you never grew up.
Then the second you find him? You're right back here, fighting to kill him again, because it's the only thing you ever figured out how to do.
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you really think you did something? you think you know me so well? have fun when this place becomes charred and the only survivor is my pathetic brother's pathetic pet. I am the only one here who has lived time immemorial without being frozen in time like he has. this timeline's john may be god tier, but i am the closest this planet has to a god.
the muse of discovery shall be known and loved, her stories passed down for ages under her watchful eye. there is no way a primitive world such as this will survive without my assistance. have you seen my brother? have you seen alternia?
it is one of the bard's miracles that you have survived this long. no wonder you depend on each other so much. but be not afraid. i am here to protect you, even as you reject me.
#badlydrawnrose#calliopossession#tw colonialism#technically#Ooc: someone wrote an essay on cherub philosophy that lives rent free in my head but I don't remember where it is or who wrote it help#Anyways I am so close to writing my own about the so called benevolent cherubs versus their counterparts#And how they absolutely do have a culture despite their solitary nature#And ingrained in this culture is a toxic sense of--- *I am dragged off stage*
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What do all your voices sound like compared to the Mandela Catalogue ones? (Counterparts.)
gonna do more recordings of everyone's voices at some point, but for now here is what we have :) i have a headache now but it was worth it to get this done! we included False in this for all the False fans out there jfaksdds please note: we only have one set of vocal cords. we used voicemod, but it can only do so much lol. also sorry about the slight buzzing. we need to get a new cord for our good mic, so we've been using our headphones mic lol
transcript under the cut
False (a soft voice): "My name is False. It is a pleasure to meet you." Brutus (a modulated, deepened voice that sounds like it comes from the speaker of an old telephone): "I am Brutus. I am sure we'll have so much fun together." Adamned (a gruff, gravely voice): "I am Adamned. I promise I'm trying. I'm.. I'm doing my best here." the Actor (a modulated mid-pitch voice with a little reverb): "I... am the Actor. Please... don't... look at me..." False Friend (a slightly-rough voice, using a teasing tone): "It's ya boy~ False Friend~ [chuckles]"
#og#ask#anonymous#host post#system lore#nyandela catalogue#nyandela county au#brutus (alter)#adamned#the actor (alter)#false (alter)#false friend#counterparts (nyandela catalogue)#audio#mandela catalogue au#the mandela catalogue#their names in tmc would technically be archangel gabriel/the false shepherd- alt!cesar- alt!adam- alt!mark- and alt!jonah#was recording a bigger recording and then a sudden switch hit. ouch thanks Mork /nm#but we tried anyway. sorry if this sucks. we can't exactly take the voices from inside our headspace and make it come out of our mouth#it's just not doable with these vocal cords sorry guys#anyway imma. go chill now. head hort#keep hesitating to hit post. worried ppl will fakeclaim us but it's not like any explanation can change anyone's perception of us#oh well i hope this is worth anything that comes from it :\
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I cannot be the only person who wonders what popular YJ TV ships would look like between their comic counterparts, right?
#young justice#young justice tv#dc comics#dc#i have nothing against yj tv it's actually very good#better at continuity than comics but that comes with the comic medium#im just too adhd to get invested in it because i recognize the characters but the dissonance is too large and it makes me feel upset#like it takes so much effort to get invested in characters i don't know As Is Bro#anyway it's a crime and a travesty that Conner and Jackson haven't met in the mainstream dcu#they'd get alone great I feel#and m'gann and kon actually#dick and kon do interact actually people just prefer tim and kon#artemis is literally the farthest from any comic counterpart ever like technically she has one but not really#lotus rambles#lotus petals#queue
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So, the mirror version of sodor? What are the other counterparts like?
Oh the joke mirror verse. Yeah I don’t remember much about what the counterparts were. I know Mirror!Edward was narcoleptic and would sleep all the time. And that Jordon’s brother was The Trotting Irishman. But that’s about it. Sorry my brain is made of Swiss cheese so I forget things often.
#red answers#that au is a joke made for April fools#jordon himself came to be because we watched a bad fan movie online and joked about the Gordon in it being actusl Gordon’s evil counterpart#so we named him jordon and now he’s who we blame for all technical difficulties#anyways I love Jordon. he’s evil and his entire character premise is stupid. he’s basically all of the bad gordon takes/opinions as a guy
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#I don't like the second one as much#but I still wanted to post it#a truly spectacular number of the characters in the game#have alternate counterparts#with very slightly different art#so I did one of the alternate#well technically two#but anyway!#hopefully the last for a while!#it's so nice for her to have more art though#also shoutout to the very thin bits of brown#on some of the snakes#they add such a pleasing dimension to the whole thing!#the second one is more in line with the wishlist meme I posted earlier!#🐍 hellaina | sold her soul to take the crown#🐍 Hellaina | aesthetic
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I love how the combination of Wake and Leaves not being in any of Perrin’s photos of their trio members and the two of them being not only exclusively found outside Area Zero but also being event-exclusive kinda implies (to me at least) that the two of them escaped and decided to explore. I was having this conversation with myself while having my breakfast this morning (it’s 2 minutes past noon as I’m writing this so I’m sure I finished breakfast in the morning) and I was thinking that the two of them (as a result of being event-exclusive) have probably spent a lot of time outside Paldea but at the very least Wake (assuming it travels without Leaves, which is pretty likely given they’re version-exclusive) probably hasn’t got much further than somewhere in Kalos (not really sure how to fit this into the conversation but now feels like I good time to mention that even with the argument that there’s land between Kalos and Paldea the Teraleak showed that was meant to be in X and Y so I’m counting it as Kalos for the time being). I don’t see either of them scaling that cliff (despite Wake’s strong legs) but Wake can walk on water while Leaves is part Psychic and can probably Teleport (turns out I don’t take into account the ability to learn the move Teleport when I think about Psychic-types being able to teleport. As far as I’m concerned, they just have to be part Psychic to be able to teleport. Might explain why Jirachi and two of the Lake Guardians can use it illegally in the anime) and that thought made me realise it’s sad there’s no chance of them appearing in Z-A. What I think should happen in place of that is there should be an NPC in Z-A who mentions sightings of an unidentifiable (I mean they’re technically not in the Kalos Dex) Pokémon resembling a feminine-presenting Legendary from a far away region in either Southern Kalos or one of the seaside cities (I was thinking Shalour City because it was the first one that came to mind. I’d like to think that Wake followed the water and ended up there. Leaves probably felt like playing with its type advantage to Fighting or something). I mean the location they are rumoured to have been sighted in could vary per day and maybe sometimes they’re not mentioned to have been sighted at all (the implication there being they’ve gone back to Paldea for their event raids although this doesn’t have to coincide with a rerun of their event in SV. Would admittedly be pretty cool if it did though). I’m also thinking that because they’re version-exclusive it would make sense that only one of them has been sighted in Kalos. I’m thinking (because presumably there’ll be a “choose your version, X or Y” situation like how PLA makes you choose between the clans or something) that the NPC (or NPCs, maybe they’re spreading a whole rumour about it rather than just one person being like “I think I saw not-Suicune/not-Virizion in [insert location here]) could start off being ambiguous and describe stuff that applies to both Paradox Pokémon at first but then go into more detail after you’ve chosen a version to be loyal to (I guess colour-coordinating their original versions would mean if you choose X you get Leaves being described and if you choose Y you get Wake being described but I like the idea of doing it the other way round. Mainly because I prefer Leaves and Y but if you’re just looking at the Pokémon and not which versions they represent then Wake makes more sense with the blue X choice and Leaves makes more sense with the red Y choice plus Wake and X tend to get listed first while Leaves and Y tend to get listed second. Wake is my second-favourite Pokémon so it’s admittedly no big loss if I chose the Y option only to discover the mystery (Paradox) Pokémon was a big fluffy Walking Wake the entire time but I think I’d still prefer for Y’s Paradox Pokémon being Leaves)
It won’t happen but I can dream
#walking wake#iron leaves#pokémon legends z-a#there’s an illegal combination of tags but I just can’t let my top 2 favourite Pokémon go and I am now excited for Z-A#and I mean the idea of them getting lost in Kalos because they wanted to explore is adorable#additional ideas:#it could be determined by save data. I however have both versions so idk what they would do#I guess probably have a girl who knows about Wake’s sightings and a boy who knows about Leaves’s sightings#I think I prefer the ambiguous until you choose your canon version option personally#even if we say X Wake Y Leaves I reckon Leaves has befriended a Xerneas#also X Wake Y Leaves is kinda funny#because Xerneas is a Fairy-type (immune to Wake’s Dragon-type) and Yveltal is part Dark (immune to Leaves’s Psychic-type)#they’ve got the automatic dominance there I would’ve loved Terapagos to have (even though Fairy/Dark doesn’t make sense for Terapagos)#technically Teraform Zero gives him “automatic dominance” over them anyway just not in the way I wanted him to have#also maybe the NPC(s) has/have tried to come up with their own code names for Wake and Leaves due to not knowing their official names#maybe they even went for more standard names (I still love TV Tropes’s suggestion of Suishodai and Viridiode)#bonus points if they start speculating about the rest of their trio members#although any suggested names might not be as fitting given they haven’t seen those four yet#TV Tropes’s choices for those four aren’t as interesting and if the other five alliterate with their modern-day counterparts#I think Boulder’s speculative name should start with Terra#also keeping the S and V alliteration by giving Wake and Leaves new names based on Suicune and Virizion would be a cool detail#I’m fine with them keeping their official names#pokémon
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Sigh. Why must you have died Aris, now I have to actually think abt what your abilities are instead of just sweeping it under the rug and calling it good enough
#rat rambles#eternal gales#like I do have stuff in mind but Ive been needing to flesh it out a bit more even if it doesnt rly come up much#basically shed the other side of the information translation coin that is tali#tali translates information into smth readable to people and aris translates information into smth usuable for a universe's purposes#im theory anyways aris doesnt actually get that much use out of that stuff since she only died once or twice#tali also only died once or twice but she had her connection to her role amplified by the whole scar debacle#if youve seen the blue string stuff in my eg art before then thats the stuff put in her face and eye#its basically just smth the narrator uses to gather and transfer information from different universes#so tali got tapped into that a lot more forcefully than most tali's in ither universes are#aris on the other hand mostly has her abilities expressed in a lot less immediately noticable ways#mostly just in her far too late newfound immunity to The Goop™#most of the others never rly directly get to use their theoretical abilities due to the fact they never die lol#bloom did die tho so congrats girlie you get to finish off the information triangle#she acts as the data storage itself 👍#great ability for a nine year old who just bled out and died#the others abilities get to be seen in their au counterparts at least#au snek being the most in your face one in that regard due to having died the most by a longshot#most of the others died only a handful of times with mostly no physical alterations from their abilities#au snek can still appear mostly normal but she always has splits between different sections of skin from when she is in meat snake mode#most of the others physical alterations are either just general universe chanres or aren't directly from their abilities#such as owl being all goopy from eating her original universe and au aris being all goopy because thats how she died#the goop™ is basically just a defense mechanism of the universe core btw#anyways au mase looks all edgy and shit because hes storing a shit ton of ppl in him#and then au fydd tali and bloom all just look different from being different agaes and going through different shit#au fydd is abt 15 au tali is abt 18 and au bloom is somewhere in her mid 30s#au sier is also around 18 and au aris is 14#au mase and snek get to be the odd ones out as the only two who are the same ages as their main universe counterparts#I should rly get around to actually drawing all the au antags sometime soon its been like 5 or so years they desperately need drawn#I technically did draw them way Way back but that was all the crusty dusty original versions of them
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@soverina said ; 💗 ( Saito obvi 😌✌️ ) / from : 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 💗 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬. ( feat. @hiruinonai ! )
❝ 2%... ❞ And if his face wasn’t already saying enough, then the silence that follows by certainly helps in filling in the void- that was of course until he lets out a chuckle and breaks his own little game after sparing one more glance at Peach’s expression. But of course that he wouldn’t leave her hanging on such a dissappointing result ! Leaning down closer to her height, he finally unrolls the paper with the results in front of her.
❝ 87%.
Say― ; how willing are you in bending the rules a little ? ❞
#soverina#putting the results at the end for shock factor OITUYOTIY#s.aito showing her the papers: look; if i write your name as peachy; we get a 95%; we are getting closer#/UR HONOR;; that's his spoiled princess what do u mean he is not getting a 100% forr them both??#dw peach; he is the master of loopholes😌✨#(<- actually is fitting to his story as at one point he was able to leave the s.hinsengumi and then return; something that would not have#been possible to do#but he came under a different name; so technically- could it really be considered that the man who left is the same as the one who entered#again?#pretty interesting bit of his history; there are some theories as of why he could actually return#there were rules in the s.hinsengumi and they had to be followed to a T and not following them were met with facing s.epukku#a theory says that at the time s.aito returned to the s.hinsengumi; they were in such dire moments in terms of manpower that they#had to follow this loophole in order to be able to accept s.aito back#which is interesting in the sense that desertion was the reason why y.amanami k.eisuke (second in command of the s.hinsengumi) ended up#having to commit s.epukku#it leaves one thinking frfr#anyways; like this i could mention other cases where he was able to slip by and end up being one of the few members who got to actually#stay alive after the s.hinsengumi officially dissembled#its also why his story is pretty interesting bc his h.istorical counterpart got to live past two major periods of j.apanese h.istory#which were pretty turbulent and add to that the armed conflicts; assassinations; etc etc
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Favorite obscure Mario characters?
GLOM
The light of my fucking life. As a lifelong koopalinghead and specifically iggyhead i slurped up the Nintendo Adventure Books like a slug slurps slime and obviously a connoisseur of my caliber would immediately latch onto this thing. It's a cloning machine Iggy made that turns sand into clones but more importantly it is a 15 ft tall clanking clunking contraption with googly eyes (to see what it's cloning, natch), a stack of CRT monitors that each display a different horror B-movie at all times, and a constant trail of slime oozing from its tank treads. If this is not your favorite Mario character of all time then you're an idiot.
2. DOUGHNUTEER
I might be the only person who cares about doughnuteer and I couldn't tell you why. Actually I can, it's because he reminds me of a little shrew
And I like doughnuts.
3. PIRANHA SUE
In addition to the Nintendo Adventure Books i also lapped up the corresponding Nintendo Comics System, which followed a similar continuity in the absence of more official sources of mario lore. I never appreciated piranha sue as much as I should have in my youth but after revisiting these comics a couple years ago i can safely say that she is the greatest bootleg piranha plant I have ever met and it is an honor to witness her evil human teeth. I want her in mario baseball.
4. HERMAN SMIRCH
Herman smirch is a terrible person and character but I am transfixed by his awfulness and so he is here. Growing up the Game Boy Comic was like the evil counterpart to the Nintendo Comics System, but now that I'm grown up and evil myself I can truly appreciate the depths of its depravity. The gist of Herman Smirch is that he is a shitty loser republican from new jersey who obtains a game boy that, through the will of Tatanga (who lives in the game boy), manipulates him into committing increasingly violent crimes until he has embroiled himself in an international military conflict. The game boy comic was supposed to make people want to buy the game boy but in practice placed it center stage in a slow burn of this already terrible man's spiral into insanity. What a yarn. I have shown a highlights reel of herman's wacky antics here but if you're too lazy to click that link then I at least want you to see this:
5. FRACKTAIL
Fracktail is comparatively not obscure at all but I don't care it's my list I'll cry if I want to. If I put fracktail here then I would technically be justified in also putting other mario rpg all-stars like Bowyer and TEC-XX and Valentina but I won't go that far, Fracktail can be here on their behalf. Anyway, the first time I saw this thing I screamed, because I thought I was going to have to fight it, and then it was friendly and then I loved it forever. And then a stupid bastardly clown came and destroyed everything and ruined my life but this isn't about him. I love you Fracktail and I wish you were still here. You didn't deserve that
6. HAL 9001
Moving on
7. WOOSTER
Before Toadsworth, there was Wooster. The original long-suffering butler to the Toadstools, Wooster was a Nintendo Comics System Special who presumably passed alongside the Mushroom King he served. There isn't much to say about his character beyond the typical trappings of Beleagured Butler, but there is one thing that makes him interesting to think about and that is the comic called "Wooster Quit". In "Wooster Quit", every Mario character is FLABBERGASTED because Wooster Quit, and they can't imagine a life without Wooster. So the whole comic is about everybody trying to get Wooster back and of course Wooster comes back and the status quo is restored. But the premise of casting this mario OC as an essential player in these characters' lives is funny to me in a meta sense because we very much do live a life without Wooster. We are living in a post-Wooster world. It just goes to show that no matter how obscure you are, you are important to someone. Even if that someone is me.
8. ROACHIE
Roachie is the cockroach living in Wario's brain. One morning, she crawled up his nose, which Wario was horrified by but not for the reason you might think: "Is little roachie gone for good?!?!!?" As a devout cockroach appreciator, I was touched by Wario's genuine concern for God's most darling creature. Fortunately, little roachie was not indeed gone for good, because that very night, Wario heard her walking around inside his skull. Yippie! Hooray! We can only hope that she is living a nice life up there to this day. Hope is all we have.
9. BRAWL DOLL
This will come as no surprise to those who know me, but if you don't know me: fellas, I fucking love ventriloquist dolls. Charlie mccarthy was my idol growing up. I'll never be half the dummy he was. So a wario-branded wooden doll is basically my ant bait. Brawl Doll is what Geno could have been if Square wasn't full of squares.
10. THE BEETLES 'R' US SNIFIT
They put me in a mario game
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