#tech Headline

[utopicwork]

"A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision" IBM slide 1979

[amandamadeathing]

Headline for Tech and Phee, modified from @reductress .

"Attempt to avoid eye contact misread as flirting."

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[comediakaidanovsky]

the existential dread is REAL today fellas

[marklikely]

hey what is going on in tech right now that we keep having to do this "new buzzword dominating every conversation you have" thing every year

[gattmammon]

IS THIS YOUR GOD???? IS THIS WHAT YOU ARE SACRIFICING OUR PLANET TO???

YOU CANNOT SPIT ON THIS WEBSITE WITHOUT 45 REAL LIVING PUPPYGIRLS SAYING THANK YOU MOMMY IN UNISON AND YOU ARE BURNING OUR PLANET IN THE NAME OF THIS IDOL???? THIS PALE ANIME GHOST MADE OUT OF STOLEN LABOUR AND INCEL TEARS???? IF THERE WAS A SHRED OF HUMANITY LEFT IN YOU THE BURDEN OF SHAME WOULD SNAP YOU IN HALF

I don't know, how about switching it off?

[africaheadline]

Trending Tech News in Nigeria

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[werindialive]

Hyderabad Techie Experiences 30-Hour Digital Detainment Amid Online Data Mix-up

A Hyderabad-based software professional endured a 30-hour digital lockdown due to a data misidentification issue, spotlighting the growing risks of automated systems in personal security. This is today’s top news headlines India. 

The ordeal began when an automated algorithm flagged the techie’s digital identity, leading to the sudden suspension of his accounts across multiple services.  

Despite repeated attempts to validate his identity, he faced prolonged periods without access to his work, financial accounts, and essential online services. 

As digital platforms increasingly rely on automated identification processes, the incident has drawn attention to the vulnerability users face when wrongly flagged.  

Experts highlight the need for improved error-handling mechanisms, calling for safeguards that allow users to correct identity issues efficiently. 

The prolonged delay, stemming from customer service limitations and a lack of immediate human intervention, also underscored the importance of streamlined support solutions.  

With an ever-growing dependence on online infrastructure, this situation has raised public concerns about privacy and personal control in the digital era. 

Privacy advocates are urging tech companies to bolster error mitigation, underscoring the necessity for customer support that can address identity discrepancies swiftly.  

As platforms continue to optimize for efficiency, this case serves as a reminder of the need to balance automation with responsive human oversight to ensure users are not left powerless amid technical mishaps. 

[bodybybane]

Meet Cubicle Riot, the AI-generated hair metal band who sound like they've just arrived from 1984 https://www.yahoo.com/tech/meet-cubicle-riot-ai-generated-044317348.html

[aos-presents]

You might've heard about Neuralink this week, in news headlines and wondered how it is going to be used in the future of biotech.

[ewwcringe]

Uh. Since I don't see anyone saying this in the reblogs: the headline is intentionally misleading.

Google senior vice president Prabhakar Raghavan told the Fortune Brainstorm Tech conference that according to Google's internal studies, "something like almost 40% of young people when they're looking for a place for lunch, they don't go to Google Maps or Search, they go to TikTok or Instagram."

Google confirmed this statistic to Insider, saying, "we face robust competition from an array of sources, including general and specialized search engines, as well as dedicated apps." 

Last I checked, "something like almost 40%" and "nearly half" mean very different things, not to mention that casually looking for places to eat on TikTok is perfectly reasonable. Also, Google doesn't really show what studies were done and where they got the data from.

Link to article:

With love: God I wish y'all had critical thinking skills <3

[ID: A tweet by Popbase that reads, "Nearly half of Gen Z is using TikTok and Instagram as a search engine instead of Google, new data shows.". Below the tweet is a pic of a poorly drawn Goomba from Super Mario Bros with text below him that reads "are you out of your fucking mind".]

[alpha-mag-media]

Conor McGregor makes major UFC 300 statement after Dana White says he won’t headline card and give shock return timeline | In Trend Today

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[jadeestebanestrada]

Belly laughs for Bothell

This Friday night, I'll be back in the Seattle area to headline LAF Tech Comedy Night, a stand-up and improv show you won't want to miss! The lineup includes Liz Thompson, Janice L. Fox, Deb Tahara, and yours truly. Marcelle Allen and Brian Trendler host. Hope to see you there!

Photo: Brent Kosadnar

[ur-mag]

Dana White makes statement on Conor McGregor headlining UFC 300 after Irishman fights back tears reflecting on leg break | In Trend Today

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