#tears of onions

[suicideandcheese]

Surrenders

Tomatoes bulge, beautiful Their passion on their skin. Grow a sauce outta my heart. Basil, my sweet basilica. Garlic, my rusted gardenia. Olives oiled, to the depths. Carrots, smiled over. Onions, wept, lover. Pan me this, aroma And impermanence. Simmer me rich. The plants bled for this. The plants, my Source, my others. Grateful, of platefuls.

[thefrsers]

THEYYYYYY😭😭😭

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN | WKOREA & VERSACE [B-CUTS]

[rigorwhoretis]

I use to eat all the honey suckles outside while playing with my cousins and then wonder why my stomach would always hurt

[italoniponic]

in honor of my birthday bc I love Jack and hate onions (and it hates me too bc I cut it perfectly good and small)

[amberinn]

Thinking about how Charles Cuevas need a wikihow to cook pancakes, and Whit Young needs a wikihow to cry

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Question for Peppino's Pizza Peppino, we'll forget the obvious "can you take the lanky goopy lad in for a bit?" one for now, how did you even get into the pizza business? Like, what drove you?

Peppino: "Coming up behind you, Pep."

Pep: "Hi~"

Peppino: "Yes, hi Pep."

Peppino: "How I got into the pizza business? Well, I suppose I was-a always destined to end up working with food in some way."

Peppino: "My parents ran a restaurant when we were younger. Not just pizzas, but that was the main attraction, and I loved to-a help out in the kitchen. Cooking was relaxing and comforting, and making food for others gives me a feeling like no other."

Peppino: "I was going to take over the restaurant when my parents decided to retire, and when I finished culinary school..."

Peppino: "But then the war happened..."

Peppino: "I got drafted, and the restaurant had to close... Those years were awful..."

Peppino: "But, y'know, we made it out in the end... And while the old restaurant was gone, I didn't want to give up my passion and decided to start-a this place."

Peppino: "Sure, it's not the most popular, or successful place in the world, but it's mine... And I wouldn't trade it for the world..."

Peppino: "Yeesh! This onion is strong today! I might need to get a candle."

[silly-tma-headcanons]

Avatars of the eye cam be defeated by chopped onions

you become an avatar of the eye, but at what cost? the cost is you get sniped every time you try to make a nice dinner.

[ketrinadrawsalot]

Angeltober #30: Sad onions

[pinkinsect]

people who want to see kaiser's eyeliner run might not be ready for the truth that it's sharpie

[sad0nion]

this is my bird son btw. he is very cool and spunky and can yell so loud it creates a wind current. i love him and will protect him with my life.

[zoomar]

Onions

[usagi-zakura]

Onion meets Banana.... they don't get along.

[warmcoals]

ppl are saying among us in Glass Onion foreshadowed that someone was sneaking around and murdering the cast, vaguely suggesting it's a link to miles. but that's just sort of the plot of any murder mystery, hence amogus existing in the first place via ancient mystery game Mafia. no, it goes deeper.

what makes amogus special is three things. one, it is known for its special emergency meetings and body discovered votes, in which imposters are given a much greater number of opportunities for misdirection and lying and turning crewmates against each other (usually over loud voice chats where highest charisma wins).

two, it is known for the imposter having the ability to physically sabotage the environment to obfuscate their deeds.

helen frequently demanded answers, launched tirades, or gave a long detailed story multiple times in the movie, in and out of her "andi" character. helen pretended to be incompetent at searching her environment or talking for clues but she was actually amazing at both. helen pretended to be a terrible drinker unlike her late sister but she didnt act drunk until benoit mentioned, and even reflexively went for her fancy drink later. helen made the same mona lisa victory look we see andi used to do as she looks right into the camera as the last shot of the movie. helen literally sabotaged electrical.

when an imposter is accepted by all to be a crewmate, the crewmates lose...or, rather, the imposters win. and as a viewer of the game from the outside, innately, you want the imposter to win. it's the coolest that way.

we never really get detective's confirmation that andi ever died, in any capacity. nor does miles ever at any point in his fits of pride and idiocy stumble into admitting he did it. he killed one guy, and he was gonna kill countless ppl with his shit inventions, and he's a narcissist and manipulator and all around villain. he's the bad guy, no question. nobody wants to see this imposter win.

but there's one more thing that makes among us special. the default, always-used rules.

the game is played with ten people. and with ten players, there are always two imposters. in extreme circumstances, one winds up storytelling and shooting the other to win.

helen is andi all along. good for her 💆‍♀️

[tamagotchikgs]

kraft dinner is a migraine trigger for me i havent eaten it since i was a kid but rn all i want is a huge bowl w ketchup

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Oh.. that must've been a terrifying moment in your life, Peppino.

It's not our place to pry, but we're glad you're okay and that the worst of your life is over. We can only hope that things get better from here on out, and we'll also support you just as much as we support our Pep!

Oh! Speaking of Pep! Dear, you might wanna wrinse your eyes with a little bit of water to get the chemicals out of your eyes!

Pep: *confused and slightly distressed burbling*

Peppino: "Oh, sorry, Pep! I didn't think about how the onions would-a affect you! And maybe it's-a sign to sharpen my knives..."

Peppino: "Here, come this way, and we can wash your eyes."

Peppino: "Suppose we add 'goggles' to the shopping list."

Peppino: "But yeah, I appreciate the kind words. I know you're-a Pep's friends, but it's-a nice to hear that sometimes..."

Peppino: "Anyway, let's not dwell on the past, are you alright now, Pep?"

Pep: "Yes~"

Peppino: "O-Oh, good... That's-a good."

Peppino: "Right, let's get back to it! I only needed the one onion for the moment, so that shouldn't happen again. I'll-a keep your friends' tips in mind for next time."