#teaness

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Full of Green Teaness

Sheridan Le Fanu: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the new drug scourge that's sweeping the nation, seducing our youth Le Fanu: you know what i'm talking about King: Poe: Koontz: Lovecraft: Barker: Le Fanu: i'm talking about green tea

Barker: wait wait wait Barker: green tea? Le Fanu: yes Barker: and that's the street name for.... what now? Le Fanu: green tea Barker: hahahaha Le Fanu: THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, CLIVE

Barker: ooo yeah i'm real scared of green tea Le Fanu: THIS IS SERIOUS, CLIVE Barker: hahaha Le Fanu: if you drink too much green tea, you could manifest an evil monkey! Barker: AHAHAHA!!!! Le Fanu: STOP LAUGHING!!

Le Fanu: STOP LAUGHING! Poe: clive Barker: oh come on edgar i know you're scared of monkeys but this is ridiculous Poe: i'm not scared of monkeys Barker: [whispering to King] he's scared of monkeys Poe: I am NOT scared of monkeys

Poe: i am not scared of monkeys, clive stop spreading rumors King: actually clive's right, you did write that story about the scary monkey Poe: that was an ape Barker: [whispering to King] he's scared of apes Poe: I AM NOT SCARED OF APES EITHER

Le Fanu: look, the simple truth with green tea you don't know if you're getting a pure product Le Fanu: they cut it with baking soda, borax, rat poison Le Fanu: here, look at this video of what happens to a cop when he gets green tea on his skin

Le Fanu: you drink green tea and an evil demonic monkey will attack you! Lovecraft: Le Fanu: and drive you to suicide! Lovecraft: Le Fanu: also, it's sold by the chinese Lovecraft: [sweats] THE CH-CH-CHINESE?!?!

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Barker: sheridan was just telling us about the dangers of green tea Le Fanu: [playing piano] Le Fanu here Le Fanu: i want you to learn a song that'll teach you to say no to green tea

Le Fanu: [playing piano] users are losers and losers are users Le Fanu: SO DON'T DRINK GREEN TEA! DON'T DRINK GREEN TEA! Shelley: Shelley: hey how bout you tell that story about the lesbian vampire?

Le Fanu: Don't let green tea make a monkey out of you!™ (paid for by the partnership for a green tea free america) Barker: King: Lovecraft: Poe: Koontz:

Shelley: ffft i'll drink green tea if i fuckin want to Shelley: i'll drink it right now Shelley: who's got green tea? Fitz James O'Brien: i got some right here Shelley: hand it over [drinks green tea without breaking eye contact with Le Fanu]

Le Fanu: noooo! nooo! the monkey!! think of the monkey! Shelley: i ain't scare of no monkey Shelley: i'm not edgar Poe: I'M NOT SCARED OF MONKEYS Barker: [whispering to Shelley] he's scared of monkeys

[fungienjoyer]

Ake, you say kris wouldnt be a good flirt because of theyre greasy teaness, yet you show them absolutely serving in that outfit?

Just wanted to say I love seeing Kris rock those NB socks

You and me both. Sometimes being a little self-indulgent feels nice

[ill-try-to-do-book-reviews]

Gorgeous Gruesome Faces

Linda Cheng

RATING: 🕯🕯🔥 (2.5/5)

This book, being all of 400 pages, took me nearly a week to get through. It is not my cup of tea. I acknowledge, however, that the level of not-my-cup-of-teaness that it is has clouded my ability to judge how well-written everything is. If the synopsis sounds fun to you, then I do fully encourage you to check this book out. It is just not my personal style.

SUMMARY: After a shocking scandal that abruptly ended her teen popstar career, eighteen-year-old Sunny Lee spends her days longing for her former life and cyberstalking her ex-BFF and groupmate, Candie. The two were once inseparable, but that was then—before the tragedy and heartache they left in their wake.

In the here and now, Sunny is surprised to discover that Candie is attending a new K-pop workshop in her hometown. Candie might be there chasing stardom, but Sunny can’t resist the chance to join her and finally confront their traumatic history. Because she still can’t figure out what happened that horrible night when Mina, the third in their tight-knit trio, jumped to her death. Or if the dark and otherworldly secrets she and Candie were keeping had something to do with it . . .

But the workshop doesn’t bring the answers Sunny had hoped for, nor a happy reunion with Candie. Instead, Sunny finds herself haunted by ghostly visions while strange injuries start happening to her competitors—followed by even stranger mutilations to their bodies. In her race to survive, Sunny will have to expose just who is behind the carnage—and if Candie is out for blood once more—in Linda Cheng’s spellbinding sapphic thriller that will have readers screaming and swooning for more.

MY DETAILED REVIEW (SPOILER WARNING): I wanted so badly to like this book. I'm not usually one for paranormal horror, but I was very interested in the premise and decided to check it out. I nearly DNF'd it several times, and it had sat at 94% completion for the past 3 days until I finally forced myself to finish it today for the sake of this review.

The development of Candie and Sunny's relationship is not one that I liked very much. I was super excited for more queer horror - but the queerness isn't very... involved in the story, I suppose? It's horror with queer characters, but it doesn't seem like queer horror to me I suppose.

I wasn't aware that this was part of a series (or intended to be) when I chose it, and based off of the ending, I see where the author has set up for a series, but I will not be checking it out. Given how much I disliked the way the workshop was written, I don't think I'd fair very well with the two of them on a roadtrip.

I can't really explain it, but this book just felt so flat and bland to me. It had all the makings of a story that I'd love, in a subgenre I don't check out very often, but everything just fell short for me. I probably couldn't even explain to you what happened at the workshop except for the end where it was revealed to be a cult, and I was going to list off one of the severe student injuries here but I can't recall any of them with any level of certainty.

All in all, getting through this book felt like a chore. I only got so far in originally because I thought that it just had a slow start - I've read books that I ended up loving that started slow and I had to force myself through until things got good - if my memory serves, namely The Cabin at the End of the World by Paul Tremblay. Unfortunately, this was not one such situation.

I hope that someone else can find this book and love it much more than I could.

[texasfitlife]

Switching out my coffee for herbal tea in the am has been such a game changer lol I feel more energized, better digestion, and plus it taste amazing 😍 #herbaltea #digestion #herbalife #helpingwomen #TXfitlife #teadrinker #teaness #greentea #lemontea #honey #TXhoney #cleandrinking (at Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZZnyIFl6mt/?utm_medium=tumblr

[thecompassionatevegan]

Reposted from @hash.veganeats.sa Get ready SA, let's change how we view & treat our fellow Earthlings. #HealAndSpreadHealing #Hash #veganaf #plantbased #vegang #soberaf #southsidesanantonio #sanantonio #texas #teaness #vegan #plantbasedfitness #cyclist #nonalcoholic #recovery #texasvegan #brinner #mocktails #drybar #CBD #veganintexas #sanantoniovegan #latinovegan #friendsnotfood #sanantoniorestaurant #satx #fitness #veganfortheanimals https://www.instagram.com/p/CXrpoNoppgN/?utm_medium=tumblr

[yutadori]

im making milk tea :3

[bullshiticones]

P L E A S E credit to @BESAFENIALL (on twitter) and like this post  ♥

[vilkalizer]

IF PEOPLE WANT TO DRINK TEA WITH MILK THEY ARE VALID personally I hate the stuff, but it is far from the worst crimes that have been done to tea

Look, if i post something about having Extremely Strict And Specific Rules on some nothing topic, it is not meant to be taken seriously. You can obviously drink it however the fuck you want. I drink black tea occasionally, sometimes even with milk.

...that said, i dare you to come up with a more heinous crime against teaness. I mean other than like... just dumping it in the ocean or something, fish can’t appreciate.

[zitrontorte]

tongue towel teaness

[the22nd]

ONLINE STORE: http://the22nd.tictail.com/

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[radchaai-leaves]

do you ever drink a tea without any distinctiveness

like this green tea tastes like green tea. a kind of generic prototypical green-teaness, coincidentally a lot like the third or fourth cup you make with the same leaves, when all the interesting tones have disappeared

[animalcrossing-artcollab]

Sparro

Artist: Jea | tumblr | Twitter

[pinoote-peanut]

I find these two singing together and they are our favorite villagers to me and Jeanine. I had to make a drawing! Collab with teaness!

[chilliv]

The tea of love. #orientalteahouse #ifreakinlovetea #thattealife #yum #awesomeness #teaness #mmmmm

[thecompassionatevegan]

Reposted from @hash.veganeats.sa Hey all, this is Rogelio & Michael Sanchez. We are the owners and operators of SA's first ever Spirit-Free cocktail bar and Vegan eatery. We're just a couple of kids from the barrio trying to make a difference in a community we love. We opened HASH on the Southside of SA for the main purpose of brining a fresh concept to a community we feel can benefit from it. With a hard focus on creating a safe space for people in recovery or those suffering through addictions and houselessness we have been able to directly meet the needs of our local community members, while also serving up delicious vegan food and non-alcoholic drinks on the Southside of SA. While our intentions were in the right place, operating a business on the Southside has come with it's share of financial difficulties & slow days. We have never allowed for anything to detour us from our mission. One thing we are very proud of is that we did start this entire company with out of pocket money. Although it's great to say, we have unfortunately came into a situation where we are met with a fork in the road. If we cannot pay a few major bills and taxes within the next 7 days, we will have to shut down operations. We are calling on our amazing regulars and local community to help us continue to help our community and continue to be a light on the Southside! If you feel inclined, please donate what you can to this GoFundMe or swing by and support us by stopping by our brick and mortar at 5007 S FLORES 78214! Please know this was not typed out willingly, we hate to ask for help, especially when our goal is to be the helpers. Thank you all for understanding and your continued support! #HealAndSpreadHealing #Hash #veganaf #plantbased #vegang #soberaf #southsidesanantonio #sanantonio #texas #teaness #vegan #plantbasedfitness #cyclist #nonalcoholic #recovery #texasvegan #brinner #mocktails #drybar #CBD #veganintexas #sanantoniovegan #latinovegan #friendsnotfood #sanantoniorestaurant #satx #fitness #veganfortheanimals😻🐈🐱🐩🐶🐁🐀🐱🐔🐓🐰🐹🐐🐑🐏🐦🐥🐤🐣🐺🐃🐂🐄🐮🐴🐗🐧🐍🐸🐽🐷🐖🐘🐨🐒🐵🐯🐻🐠🐟🐋🐊🐪🐫🐡🐙🐚🐬🐌🐛🐜🐝🐞🐲🐉🐾 https://www.instagram.com/p/CWdVFTIr8UL/?utm_medium=tumblr

[thisismysliceoflife]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RINGDINGDONG / TEANESS!!!!!

Here's a little something I made for one of the most kawaii people I know. Hope your day is full of cute stuff like bunnies to punch and teacups <3

I'll give you a hard copy of this with a message by none other than moi! Love yah gurrrrl!

- Natchin xoxo