#team: dallas stars

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Tyler Seguin’s Tip for Getting Naked in ESPN’s Body Issue: ‘Moisturize’

[39oa]

DAL Postgame: Johnston & Seguin (04.27.24)

All night long, Logan Thompson had an answer for you every time you had a good look. What was it like to watch him perform that way, and how did you guys finally solve him?

[kitnita]

victoryplustv: 𝙉𝙄𝘾𝙀 𝙏𝙒𝙀𝙀𝙏𝙎 😁 we asked dallas stars players to read your wholesome tweets.

[starrynet]

people talk about the cat distribution system but never warn you that there’s also a team distribution system…I didn’t choose to follow these weird little guys. they just showed up on my doorstep one day and wouldn’t leave

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Tyler Seguin for the ESPN Body Issue

[incorrectthots]

Sobbing

[starscelly]

please release him ???

chi@dal 11.07.24

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tyler seguin clearly enjoys jakub voracek’s hair

[gaytkachuk]

"tumblr's favorite NHL team" bracket: central division

pacific | metro | atlantic

[national-hockey-gay]

Making an Edit for Every Team in the NHL: The Dallas Stars (12/32)

Richard Siken, Snow and Dirty Rain

[are-we-shrimping-today]

you've got tact and i've got bravado by kitnita [hockey rpf, dallas stars, montreal canadiens]

robo/nick...real ones get it. that asw challenge was so stupid, and so activating, and if hrpf were a proper society, we'd have hundreds of thousands of words about nick and jason by now. in the absence of that, we have this fun little slice of the all-star weekend, full of jason's self-effacing anxiety and nick's cool guy with a big heart demeanor. i do also want to call out the fact that kitnita writes characters of color with sensitivity and horniness but without white-washing or exoticizing. kitnita gets us all on board the nick-suzuki-is-handsome train easily. easily, the way she writes him. he's handsome and his thighs are worth embarrassing ourselves on a florida golf course for. perfect fic for these two

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ASG Skills 2016: Tyler Seguin enviously lovingly stroking Jaromir Jagr’s flow

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NSH@DAL Pregame: Jake Oettinger (01.06.24)

I think when I was first nominated (to the ASG), I was just thinking about all the people that have believed in me, and the fact that I can say I'm an NHL All-Star, and that's something that no one can take away from me. [...] I'm getting close, and just, you know, dying to be a part of the team again.

[kitnita]

★  —  wyatt johnston & ty dellandrea via paragenixsystems on instagram; august 23, 2024 (x)

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Who’s better, Alexander Ovechkin or Sidney Crosby?

[himbeaux-on-ice]

in honour of the playoffs, here's one of the dumbest things i've thought up in a while: every series of the first round, titled in the style of "Battle of Alberta" based on something that the teams have in common:

EAST:

Battle of the Sebastian Ahos: no matter what happens, a team with a Sebastian Aho on the roster will move on to the next round

Battle of the Hudson: the Hudson River is the body of water across which Devils and Rangers fans will hurl projectiles at each other during the course of 4-7 games

Battle of the Rats: Brad Marchand vs Matthew Tkachuk while the rest of the league watches with popcorn

Battle of the Same Colour Scheme: I categorically guarantee a team that wears blue and white with a black alternate jersey will win this series

WEST:

Battle of Manitoba: the Brandon Wheat Kings are to Kelly McCrimmon's VGK what the Soo Greyhounds are to Kyle Dubas' Leafs

Battle of Minnesota: it's just so cool to see Jake Oettinger get to play for his home-state Minnesota North Stars

Battle of the Gretzky Trade: if TNT doesn't have him on the broadcast panel for this series then what's the point

Battle of Philipp Grubauer (and Burky!): hey Seattle, where'd you get your big free agent signings from! ...oh? well. this might get awkward.