#team sassy science

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

New Year New (Me)mes

[g1xtchedartist]

ive been sick all week and lost my glasses for a bit and the first raccoon of the year fell through the ceiling at my school so what better time to give you more hannibal textposts

[mismatchsocks]

beverly was the only one locked in in that lab. zellar and price thought everything was a fucking game.

[drarreckyninja]

Jack: *about a flayed corpse at a Ripper scene* I just can't understand how someone can do this to another human being.

Will: Oh, you'd have to have a strong knowledge of anatomy...

Jimmy: A well-balanced cutting implement...

Zee: One that really holds its edge…

Bev: A floor drain would be helpful.

Jack: ... that cleared it up, thank you.

[hannibal-promo-pic-battle]

battle #14

[foxcomesarunning]

Team Sassy Science HCs

Beverly Katz

Kind of a snob about tea, but chugs instant coffee

Voted “Most Likely to Be President” in high school

Worst handwriting on the team

Texts her sister every day

Jimmy Price

Rewatches his comfort shows all the time, especially Star Trek

His twin is fraternal and weirdly hot

Wine Mom who is also a man

Prolific birdwatcher

Brian Zeller

Cool Uncle to a swarm of nieces and nephews

Used to have panic attacks at work but got on meds and is doing really well, thanks for asking

Spends too much money on food delivery

Reads a lot of classic high fantasy novels

[backpackingspace]

listen listen I think the sassy science team including will should have been forced to carpool to the crime scenes.

[graciereadshannigram]

👑

"say three things you like about one of your fics"

anon did not specify which fic, but the fic that's coming to mind first and foremost is my Kinktober Day 2: Voyeurism fic, so without further ado:

i am a sucker for Will showing Jack exactly who he's become/who he's always been, there's something just so satisfying in Jack having to reckon with the fact that he had a hand in Will's Becoming

sex in front of a corpse!!!!!!!!!!

i really truly love how the Jimmy/Zeller POV at the end is such a tone shift, but it contrasts pretty well with the intensity of the rest of the fic :)

[womenruntheworld]

All hail the sassy queen 👑

[bloodycraquelures]

I love them so much!!!

[klina12]

@byk23

Team Sassy Science enjoy the flowers 🌹🌻🌷🪷🌸🏵️

Tiny friends

Photographed by Miles Herbert

[mismatchsocks]

thinking of will, beverly, price, zellar, jack, alana, and hannibal just all being friends. like this genuinely rots my brain from the inside out.

sometimes i’ll be watching season one and whenever hannibal goes to a crime scene i like to imagine that he’s not a serial killer and he just likes hanging out with them. like he’s just happy to be included.

[drarreckyninja]

zee: yo! what's your body count? will: uhh.. 38! why? jimmy: dude, you are a WHORE. will: wait.. what kind of body count are we on about here? bev: people we've slept with? duh will: oh, in that case, 0. will walks off with hannibal in complete silence zee: wait a minute... zee: WHAT THE HELL DOES 38 REPRESENT?!

[backpackingspace]

I think given enough time zeller would have (extremely reluctantly ) come to like will.

[collapsingchurches]

8 works on ao3 for Freddie Lounds/Brian Zeller! This one is mine :3

Reblog and put your rare pair in the tags/comments! I want to see the depths people will go to create, for the most random two characters in the most obscure media.

[chilledagridolce27]

Will Graham, an empath: The suspect woke up at exactly 11am EST this morning, had a quart of milk and some cheerios, then strangled his wife at exactly 12:42 pm EST to the opening tune of Sesame street.

Also Will after 3 seasons of grandiose cannibalistic courting rituals and murderous displays of affection: ...is Hannibal...in love with me...??