#team nona

[moldofthewater]

Camilla Hect's Morning Routine. she's absolutely my favorite.

[99pm-e]

was rp with 2 friends, yall never guess the context

[naberiustern]

“Gideon the ninth should adapted to a tv show!” “Gideon the ninth should be adapted to a game!” Youre all wrong, it should be adapted to a muppet movie.

[trypo-p]

My part of an art trade with the wonderful amazing silly @99pm-e heheheehe :DDDDD

[nonadreamsnworse]

whumper capturing the smart guy of the team. taking away the heart of the team is one thing, they can barely hold it together without someone on morale boosting duty but taking the guy that keeps the whole operation running on a technical level? the team would have extra trouble stopping whumper's plans then, much less getting whumpee back

not to mention there's something about breaking down a whumpee that knows how all these tricks, tactics and torture works. whumpee knows they're being manipulated and slowly just doesn't give a damn anymore. on a logical level, whumpee knows whumper's just trying to break their spirits when they say their team's given up looking for them but is it any different from the fact their team probably can't get them back at all?

not to mention the smart guy is usually the physically weakest and most brittle so whumper really relishes in their cries since whumpee's usually not in the middle of all the action and their pained look is just such a sight for sore eyes. they'd be so defiant at first, whumpee's a smartass and they're being extra pretentious in hopes of the slim chance whumper just gets so annoyed with them they let them go or just kill them already.

and whumpee knows whumper's probably not gonna kill them and they're more valuable to whumper alive than dead but eventually breaks and tells whumper whatever information they're trying to coax out of whumpee and eventually whumpee just hopes whumper's actually gonna go through with pulling the trigger already but the threat of more pain and hurt in place of death still does the trick whenever whumper needs something from whumpee.

[venusiancarbondioxide]

assigning the canaan house cavaliers a summer olympic sport

marta: shooting. specifically, i can see her shining in the rifle events. she has those glasses that make her look like a cyborg and is famously cool under the olympic pressure.

naberius: he's the only cav to actually be a fencer and he's stupidly good at it--he's bringing home a gold medal for sure. several people make thirst traps about him, but more people make videos mocking those thirst traps.

jeannemary: technically too young to compete at the olympics, but she is at the top of junior gymnastics. overall solid on everything, but she's a star on vault. her strategy is very high risk-high reward. she wants to land the triple-twisting yurchenko so much; this is a goal so insane that not even simone biles has done it.

magnus: basketball! he strikes me as a defense kind of guy. not the best on the team as far as skill, but he carries his weight and is excellent for team morale. one of those athletes that everyone uses as an example of good sportsmanship.

camilla: tennis. her game is fast and aggressive and utterly relentless--you have to have godly stamina to keep up with it. of the "the best defense is a good offense" school. she has a habit of switching what hand she uses between sets. this both prevents overuse injuries and fucks with people because hey, not that many people are canonically ambidextrous!

protesilaus: boxing. another guy who is stupidly good at his sport, goes into the olympics with multiple world titles to his name. he goes viral for a video where he picks up all of his kids at once.

colum: wrestling, specifically freestyle wrestling. he has the most intense training regiment out of everyone on this list, and frankly, it is Too Much. does well in the games, but would do better if he trained smarter, not harder.

gideon: the rugby lesbian of all time. she's the team captain and can stiff arm a motherfucker like you've never seen. getting hit by gideon nav on the field is equivalent to getting hit by a truck.

bonus!!

pyrrha: she has the same rugby energy as gideon, but in my heart of hearts, she's tennis. i want her and cam to have psychosexual tennis matches that would make the movie challengers blush.

loveday: boxing. she relishes in every opportunity she can get to legally punch someone in the face.

[thecraftgremlin]

I desperately want to know how John introducing the empire at large to Kiriona went down.

“Hi all! I’d like to introduce you to your new crown prince! You might have noticed she looks a little dead. This is because she’s dead. No I didn’t kill her. She is my biological daughter, don’t ask me where she came from. Don’t ask her either. Now she’s been a little bored these days cooped up with me and the Saint of Awe, so I’m putting her in charge of a couple Cohort units. No she doesn’t have any military experience, but she’s pretty good with a sword I think? And ladies, did I mention she’s single ;)”

[6th-for-truth]

Very rare non TLT post but I couldn’t help myself. The moment calls for it 😂

Available here on Redbubble!

[aromistic]

holy SHIT

[moldofthewater]

Intimidated by Corona.

Who wouldn't be...? She's a giant woman.

[elizabeth-mitchells]

this is what the Lyctor Trials looked like btw

[technicolorxsn]

oh...

[mosswolf]

i am ENTIRELY too stupid for the locked tomb books i never know what's going on and i can tell that i just haven't understood so much of what's going on in nona especially but holy shit. SO much fun

[waterlilyvioletfog]

Re-read GtN and HtN this week. Managed not to cry at catch you on the flipside sugarlips. Did NOT manage to not cry during Act V bubble plot. 👍

[batekush]

tlt mgpis au:

harrowhark is mackenzie zales

gideon is trisha 2 and britnay bc i said so lol

ianthe is shay van buren

babs is cameron van buren

coronabeth is mikayla van buren

cytherea is jenna darabond 

dulcinea is ashley katchadourian lol

also imagine the scene where britnay and cameron are fighting and trisha 1 and mikayla are chatting in the background

[chaos-has-theories]

Fascinated by how all the fanartists seemingly decided that Gideon has literal teeth in her chest wound.

I just kind of assumed that Nona - being the one protagonist who absolutely doesn't know bones, thank you - meant Gideon's ribs?

But it is very telling of these books that not only would teeth be plausible enough, they'd also have very specific (worrying) implications.