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Post gideon's resurrection and post lobotomy-undoing harrow carries around extremely accurate diagrams of gideon and her many features so that in case they ever get in a similar situation she will definitely remember who gideon is

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i want harrow-in-gideon’s-head pov simply so we can have the running pommel joke but with various bones

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Unreliable Narrator: Not Paying Attention

Unreliable Narrator: Actively Hallucinating

Unreliable Narrator: Six month old Infant

Coming soon in the Unreliable narrator series! Ancient Rage Barbie!

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just had a random jolt of excitement remembering the ending of nona and that the events of alecto are still a mystery. no one knows what gideon nav is going to do next. least of all gideon

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second attempt at restoring Gideon's heart

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Unwanted guest + campaldulcie

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cooking mama harrow

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what if alecto released and in the first chapter it’s revealed that ianthe used her lyctoral body magic powers to swap her and kiriona’s hair colors forever. and then they just never switch back. would that be fucked up or what

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valentine’s day is coming up, so here are some cards to bestow upon your friends, lovers, and—most importantly—enemies.

batch 1/?

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thinking about a tiktok I saw about how Arcane fans are recommended the Locked Tomb and people were like "if they can't handle Cait, they won't be able to handle Harrow". and I don't agree, they'd handle Harrow because she is more Jinx than Cait. but you know who they wouldn't be able to handle? that's right. Kiriona, especially since tlt fans can't handle her either

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get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

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I love how gideon is always described as wearing sleeves but everyone in the fandom collectively decided she actually exclusively wears sleeveless tops to show off her shockingly impressive muscles. gay

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gideon nav, upon meeting someone nice for the first time:

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so are we ready to talk about the sixth house sex soldiers who use erotic poetry to seduce people in the name of genetic diversity or

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just tower prince things

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i cant watch/read tlt reviews because i know more than the people reviewing them