#teafor1x1

[thanxbastards]

scott x eleanor: 😟| 🥴| 😍

😟 | a worried voicemail

[scott]: hey love, it’s me. are ye sure that ye gave me the right location? because i’ve just pulled up and there’s nothing here. i’ve looked all down the shoulder and i don’t see ye. i really hope that yer phone isn’t dead. it’s bad enough that you’re alone on the side of the road with a flat tire and the sun is going down. why am i even talking to yer voicemail? i’m just gonna give you another ring and hope you pick up this time. please be careful, eleanor. i love you.

🥴 | a drunk voicemail

[scott]: lenore, lenore, lenore—i think i’ve made a bit of a mistake, hen. i started writing, then i started drinking, and then i was drinking and writing and now i’m drunk and mostly incoherent and probably wasting page after page writing nonsense. about you, it’s always about you at least a little bit. then i just wanted to talk to ye. but now that i’ve seen the time i see why you might not have picked up. ‘m gonna go outside and have another cigarette or two. ‘m trying to remember to do that more because i know how much you hate that me flat smells like cigarettes. i’m gonna hang up before i do that, though. i love you, bye.

😍 | a loving voicemail

[scott]: good morning my beautiful girl, i’m glad that i didn’t wake you. i tried to be quiet as possible when i left earlier. anyway, i hope you and isla are feeling alright after last night. i’m not sure i’ve ever seen either of you two that drunk before, but you two had us all howling. i made breakfast for you both before i left, it’s wrapped in foil on the counter. though, if you’re not awake yet, it may need to be heated up. i also noticed the sink in the bathroom is draining a little slower than it should, so when i get out of work later i’ll grab some things and come by to take a look at it. ehh—i think that’s all i wanted to say before i get to the resort. i’ll talk to you later, i love you lenore, bye.

[vadersdala]

6, 13, 35, 47 (for the little mix ask)

SABRINA I LOVE AND MISS YOU !!!!

6. Favorite music video?

honestly, call me lame but i love black magic! the setting, the fashion, the song! it was like my first time experiencing little mix (outside of hearing dna on a kol fan video) and i was like I LOVE THEM BEAUTIFUL AMAZING I CONIC !

13. Ranking of the albums (favorite–>least favorite)?

THIS IS SO HARD BC I LISTEN TO THEM ALL SO MUCH BUUUUTTT salute ---> glory days ----> get weird ---> dna

35. Simon Cowell: yay or nay?

NAYYY HE DOESNT FUCKING DESERVE THEM ! THEIR TALENT IS BEING FUCKING WASTED !!!

47: Favorite lyric?

i really love so many lyrics but honestly it’s between “i’ve been running like the light from the dark” and “i don’t ask the mirror, i know i’m the fairest”

[strcwberryfields]

teafor1x1 → strcwberryfields 

[mandywrites]

Tagged by @cuipid! Thank you and happy 2017, lovely!! Woo!

Rules: list 10 good things that happened 2016 (could be about you, the world, your friend, etc. as long as it is positive things) then tag 10 friends.

I met some amazing classmates who have become my closest friends! I owe them so much and honestly, don’t think I would have gotten to where I was by the end of 2016 without them!

Getting to intern at one of the oldest and most independent papers in my country. I am so grateful for the opportunities and the people I met. It changed my life.

Making the front page of said paper!

Creating this blog and getting back into writing has been so incredibly rewarding. I’ve met some of the best people on here.

I graduated!

I got a job!

San Junipero and The Secret Life of Pets ngl

@pcperpetals! I am so thankful and feel so blessed to have your presence in my flockendes of a life!!!

Moving back to a city that makes bomb ass dumplings!

Being able to hang out with my family more!

Tagging: @khonglee, @wonswoo, @teafor1x1, @fiehelps, @lucasdelcs, @jyneurso, @musingmatata, @floralwrites, @yooaeng, and ofc!! @prinxerps and @pcperpetals + anyone that would like to do this!

[stonecoldrps]

✉ (elizaximogen)

SEND ME A ‘✉’ FOR FIVE TIMES MY MUSE DIDN’T TEXT YOURS, AND ONE TIME THEY DID.

not sent:

[TEXT TO liza]: I FUCKING LOVE YOU OPEN YOUR GOD DAMN EYES HOLY SHIT FUCK

[TEXT TO liza]: i’m so much better for you than aiden lol

[TEXT TO liza]: one day im going to be gone and you will look back on this when you’re old and alone and realise how fucking blind you were

[TEXT TO liza]: i feel so shitty and honestly im starting to hate you 

sent:

[TEXT TO liza]: pls stop fucking my brother im literally next door i can hear you

[alexrussoroleplays]

# for quit :*

what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone:

🌸 sketch🌸 

what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone:

what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone:

cult leader by cute whore

my muse’s last text to your muse:

to 🌸 sketch🌸 : i’ve missed you coming by the shop...

to 🌸 sketch🌸 : did i do something, or are you being all dark and secretive?

to 🌸 sketch🌸 : because either/or isn’t fair to me, quinn...

[bleu1x1]

👊 🐶 🌷 📪 Victoria

yoyoyoeyyyy 

Send a Symbol, and my muse will tell you about their:

👊 - Best Friend 

Cassandra Valler, or Cassie as she prefers, has known Victoria ever since they sat next to each other in math class senior year. They almost instantly became best friends. Cassie is a sweet blond with a warm and flirtatious disposition - the exact opposite of Victoria. They complete each other in a lot of way. Cassie’s rambunctious and seemingly never ending relationship problems need Victoria’s stability and rational thinking. Just as her stick in the mud attitude and work hard, never play way of life needs Cassie’s ease and adventure. They balance each other out, which is how they’ve stayed friends for so long. Through high school, college, and now starting their lives, they’ve stayed in constant communication and are thrilled to both still be in New York together. 

🐶 - Pet

Mortimer, Victoria’s almost four year old cat, is the main source of chaos in her life. One day she had been walking home when she passed a little cardboard box outside the pet store which had Mortimer sitting inside. It was beyond all her rational thinking to stop, let alone pick up with the creature - but she couldn’t help it. His sad eyes just looking for a friend while all alone outside a pet store - it was heartbreaking. So she used what she believes was the last spark of spontaneity in her and brought the cat home. Mortimer has since made his way into Victoria’s heart - and her underwear drawer. He may be a bundle of mischief, but he gives her great joy and comfort. It’s nice having someone to come home to. 

🌷 - Mother 

Olivia Elmehearst was the biggest source of inspiration in Victoria’s life. She was a hard working executive at her insurance branch, where she devoted almost every day of her life. She always gave her best work and never let herself sacrifice effort in her professional or home life. She raised Victoria with the same values: to give your best and pursue you dreams. Even on her hospital bed, she would be lecturing Victoria about her homework and how she needed to try harder. She wanted Victoria to stare adversity in the face and embrace it, rather than run away. Challenges are to be accepted and worked through so you can make yourself stronger, she would say. When she passed away just after Victoria’s fifteenth birthday, the young teen dedicated her whole life to living by her mother’s wishes and doing good in her name. 

📪 - Neighbour 

Marisa Leslie had to be the most annoying girl on the planet. She seems to only know words with less than two syllables and is incredibly inconsiderate. She keeps other people’s mail if it’s sent to her by mistake, she blasts music and movies at full volume through all hours, and she always makes it known when she has someone over. Sharing walls with her was one of the most unbearable aspects of Victoria’s life. Marisa didn’t even have a real job - she had spotty modelling gigs and other than that she had to be living off a family member or trust fund or just flirty, for all Victoria knew. Since day one when Marisa moved in and didn’t carry a single box or bag into her apartment, Victoria knew this is someone she would never get along with. 

[panakins]

✨

American Dreamer - Alexz Johnson

Who needs a tightrope when walking on new hope

or

And heroes get boring, it’s part of their glory

[thanxbastards]

charlie x cath: 😔| 😨| 🤪

😔 | a sad voicemail

[cath]: hey charlie, it’s me. i just…i don’t even know why i called to bother you with this. i got bleach on my shirt when i was at the salon, so i just went in my trunk because i thought i remembered having a shirt back there. and, like, so i put it on and then i realized it was rj’s and—this is so stupid. i’m sorry. long story short is that i think i’m just gonna have to catch up with you guys later. i have to go home—to change. yeah. so...just tell them that i’ll see you guys later or whatever. and maybe don’t mention how i just cried into your voicemail like a fucking idiot. bye. oh—love you.

😨 | a scared voicemail

[cath]: fuck—hi, charlie. i’m freaking the fuck out, i need your help. um—syd and i went to some fucking party in fucking oceanport with these people syd knows and i don’t know what she did but she’s like—beyond fucked up and i don’t know what to do. she took something, but she won’t tell me what and she’s scaring the shit out of me. i can’t take her home like this and i’m scared that she’s gotta go to like—the fucking hospital or something. fuck, fuck! if she wakes up, i’m gonna try and carry her out to the shed. please if you get this just—please meet me out there? i don’t know what to do. and i’m sorry it’s so late, i didn’t know who else to call. thanks, love you.

🤪 | a goofy voicemail

[cath]: okay, hi, so i need you to settle a debate that freddie and i are having right now. we’re trying to decide what pizza topping everyone is. i say that syd is pineapple and he thinks that she’s buffalo chicken. i’m sure you can guess why. which one do you think she is?…charlie…hello? why are you not saying anything? you can’t need that much time to think about how syd is absolutely pineapple…oh wait..fuck! is this your voicemail? [laughter] oh shit, my bad. well now that i’ve wasted your time and voicemail space i better hang up. i’ll talk to you later, love ya!

[thanxbastards]

molly x theo: 🥱| 😔| 😯

🥱| a sleepy voicemail

[theo]: hey baby, i just woke up randomly and i saw you called. oh shit—it’s three in the morning, so i’m glad i didn’t wake you up. i think i fell asleep at like ten o’clock or something, and i woke up with my glasses stuck to my back. shit, i just saw that you texted me about why you called. i wish i was up then, i’m always happy to hear your voice. alright, i’m gonna try to go back to sleep before i wake up too much and can’t fall asleep again, i’ll talk to you in the morning, okay? i love you, sleep tight!

😔| a sad voicemail

[theo]: hey moll, it’s me. it’s been a few days now since we’ve gotten home, and it’s just getting too painful now. could you please pick up the phone? or just come to my house? i just want to talk. i’m not mad—i was never mad. i was just hurt because i felt like you didn’t trust me enough to tell me. and i know you were upset with me and i wanted to give you your space, but i really don’t think i can take it for another day. this radio silence is just killer. i need to know what’s going on in your head because if you’re feeling as shitty as i am right now then we’ve really got to fix this. i love you.

😯| a surprised voicemail

[theo]: hey, babe! so i finally got my decision letters from the new york schools…and i got in. to all of them. i—i’m in disbelief. i just don’t know what to say. except that i know that i should be thanking you. i never would’ve been able to get even this far without you. can you believe it? in a couple months, we’re gonna be moving across the country. this just—crazy. wow. i guess we should talk to jordan and frankie about that end of summer cross country trip, huh? i love you, i’ll talk to you later!

[thanxbastards]

rhiannon x alessandra: 😟| 🤪| 😠

😟 | a worried voicemail

[alessandra]: hey, rhi. i don’t know what’s been going on lately but it kinda feels like you’re avoiding me and i don’t know why. if i did something that upset you, can you just tell me? because i’ve been wracking my brain like fucking crazy and i can’t think of anything that would make you disappear on me like this. i don’t know what to say because i don’t know what’s going on but i just really need you to tell me because i cannot fucking live like this in the apartment anymore. so for now, i’ll just say that i’m sorry and hope that you stop avoiding me so i can properly say i’m sorry for whatever it is that i did. please just—can you call me back when you get this? thanks, bye.

🤪 | a goofy voicemail

[alessandra]: oh fuck—oh no. i don’t know what to do now! oh, bambi—i got stoned and now i’m finger painting and i have too much paint on my hands to use my phone! fuck! i was hoping you’d pick up so you could hang up for me after. well, i guess now i’m just gonna have to wait until the message times out. shit—how long is that? do people even listen to voicemails anymore? anyway i really hope you’re reading my mind right now and bringing home pizza from bella’s because i’m fucking starving. jesus christ this thing is still going? i tried to use my foot to hang up but it’s not working so i guess i’ll just keep go—

😠 |  an angry voicemail

[alessandra]: rhiannon, i feel like my head is about to explode right now. i’m gonna yell into your voicemail so i don’t turn around and end up getting arrested. honestly, if it wasn’t for the fact that i know he’d show up at our apartment once i was in the squad car, i’d fucking go back. the fuckin’ balls on that kid, i swear to fucking god…actually, you know what? i hope he does show up at the apartment when i get home, because he’s gonna be greeted by a nine millimeter to the dome and i’m not fucking kidding. you know that i’m not. he thinks i’m playing around when i say i’m gonna make it look like he never fucking existed. it’s laughable. i’m pulling up to the apartment now, i’ll see you when i get in.

[thanxbastards]

ryan x ruby: 😍| 😟| 🥴

😍 | a loving voicemail

[ryan]: heeeey beautiful, i couldn’t remember if you were working or just out with danny so i figured i’d call you. i just noticed that my sweatshirt smells like you, that’s so cool. well anyway, i’m working on the new song, so when you get home you know where to find me. you sound fucking immaculate, ruby. you always do. i can’t wait to show you later. alright, see you later. love you, bye.

😟 | a worried voicemail

[ryan]: hey ruby, i don’t love that i caught your voicemail right now because i just saw some weird dudes hanging around the stoop that were asking if you were home. i told them to fuck off, but i was really hoping you’d be in the apartment. i sent you a couple texts, but i didn’t hear back from you and i’m starting to get a little worried. danny said he thinks you’re at work and i hope he’s right. if you are, call me before you leave so me and the guys can come pick you up. i don’t want you to come home alone if there’s shit like this going on. just—text me when you get this so we know you’re okay. thanks. bye.

🥴 | a drunk voicemail

[ryan]: ruuuuuby, baby, where did you go? i swear to god i just saw you like ten minutes ago. —no, man i’m talking to ruby’s voicemail, say hi ruby’s voicemail! [jake, in the background]: HI RUBY’S VOICEMAIL! wait, did ruby even leave? [ryan]: nah, nah, man it’s cool i’m talking to ruby’s voicemail. ruby…i can’t believe you left without saying bye. i know you’ve got class in the morning or whatever, but still. i was hoping you’d stick around a little longer. next time, i think you should just sleep over, you can sleep in my bed— [jake, in the background]: dude, wait ruby’s just out on the fire escape! [ryan]: oh fuck, i see you! i’m gonna hang up. come meet me in my room, i’m fucking drunk and i really wanna fucking kiss you right now, and i don’t care if you use this voicemail against me in the morning.

[thanxbastards]

sam x isla: 😳| 🥱| 😃

😳 | an embarrassing voicemail

[isla]: hey handsome, so i’m having a little bit of a crisis and i think eleanor’s working, so i need your help. i need you to either come to my office and get my key from me and then go to my place, or just throw me a bone and bring me one of your button downs and i’ll make it work. long story short, my shirt got torn and i’m not wearing a bra—i know you’re laughing right now and just know that i hate you—i tried pinning it but that’s just making it rip more. uh, i’m, like, minutes away from flashing whoever comes in my office next. so bring me a shirt for a peep show and an IOU? i’m starting to get desperate. thank you!

🥱 | a sleepy voicemail

[isla]: hi sammy, i just saw you called me. sorry i couldn’t pick up earlier, i was running ragged at work. since i caught your voicemail, i hope that means that you’re sleeping because it’s really fucking late. like, i debated just sleeping on the couch in my office late. i would’ve waited to call, but i know sometimes you’re up at this hour and i kinda just wanted to hear your sleepy voice. oh! i’m still going to go surfing in the morning if you still want to go. since we’re getting a storm, the waves are gonna be really good. i’ll text you before i leave in the morning. sweet dreams, and i’ll probably see you in a couple hours.

😃 | a happy voicemail

[isla]: loverboy, how are you going to send me a song that pretty and then not pick up the phone to hear all the great things i have to say about it? though that’s probably for the best, because really i’d rather tell you what i think face-to-face. anyway, give me a ring when you get this! or better yet, just come round to mine. i’ll see you soon, love. bye!

[thanxbastards]

dylan x madison: 😳| 😞| 😃

😳 | an embarrassing voicemail


[freddie]: hello boyfriend … where have you been? we miss you baby! next time i come to dylan’s and you’re not there i’m gonna be so sad. i know you’re in school or whatever, but i’m being deprived! —oh no, dylan, let me talk to our boyfriend, i just—

[dylan]: hi darlin’, i’m so sorry about that! i didn’t realize that freddie stole my phone. little asshole that he is, ha. anyway, i know you’re in class so you probably won’t hear this until later anyway. i’m gonna text you now and tell you to delete this. if you don’t, i hope this at least made you laugh. alright, love you!

😞 | a disappointed voicemail

[dylan]: hey madison, i’m just gonna rant into your voicemail for a minute so feel free to delete this without listening to it. this character makeup seminar has been a whole waste of a day. once we broke for lunch, i dipped. not to toot my own horn, but the students would’ve learned more from me than that so-called expert. they were talkin’ all this nonsense about advanced techniques that i learned in my first week in makeup school. what a damn ripoff! anyway, if you’re still listening to this, my whole afternoon just opened up, if you’re not busy let’s go do somethin’. or do nothin’, i just want to see you.

😃 | a happy voicemail

[dylan]: hi baby, you wanted me to call you after my interview and i just got out. i’m headin’ to my car now. i think it went well, like really well. like i-think-i-might-actually-book-this-job well. could you imagine? this show could be huge, like next game of thrones huge. they went through my whole portfolio, but they really liked my mystique look and that goblin i did on you. this is happening. and it’s all thanks to you. call me when you get this, or just come by my place. i’ll tell you all about it. i love you, bye!

[thanxbastards]

Sam x Isla: 🤥 | 😟 | [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog said he missed you. | [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow?

🤥 | for a lying text

[isla]: why would i be jealous you dork [isla]: we’re friends 👀 [isla]: but i can pretend to be jealous if you want the ego boost

😟 | for a worried text

[isla]: hey sunshine, are you okay? [isla]: that fall you took off the board yesterday was pretty gnarly [isla]: if you need a nurse gimme a ring ;)

[ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog said he missed you.

[isla]: of course floyd misses me, we’re best friends! tell him i miss him too :(
 [isla]: does floyd wanna have a play date? i can come over after i wrap up this menu tasting

[ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow?

[isla]: yeah, actually i would really like to [isla]: i’m excited to catch up, i’ve really missed you :(

[thanxbastards]

Charlie x Cath: 😒 | 🥺 | [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? | [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?

😒 | for an unamused text

[cath]: it’s before noon and your quadruple texts have woken me up [cath]: if this is not an 8 or higher i’m gonna come to your house and beat ur ass [cath]: …you better lock ur door charlie bc it’s on sight

🥺 | for a pleading text

[cath]: oh sick you’re still awake [cath]: can you sneak out and come hang out with me? [cath]: 🥺 we can watch always sunny and smoke and you can sleep over 🥺

[ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you?

[cath]: CMON I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY [cath]: IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU OPENED IT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE [cath]: i know you laughed at that at least a little bit 😡

[ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?

[cath]: that depends [cath]: you gonna hook up with syd again tomorrow?