#teaching/tutoring

[dramioneasks]

Any fics where Draco teach Hermione how to do a BJ cuz she’s a virgin?

Can you fly, little bird? by thatblondebitvh - E, 4 chapters - Princess Hermione is going to get married in two weeks. The whole court is living with the upcoming wedding of the decade, everyone busy with preparations and gossip. No one cares about what the bride and groom are doing. No one cares where they are before the wedding bells toll. But Hermione’s life is about to turn upside down once she meets the mysterious knight accidentally stopping by the castle… One naive princess, one cunning knight and an entire oblivious court. In other words, a tragic love story in three acts.

Teachable Moments - PurpleSugarQuills - E, 12 chapters - It’s simple. When she doesn’t know how to do something, she learns. When she can’t figure something out, she researches. When she isn’t good at something, she practices. When she still doesn’t understand something, she consults an instructor. Twenty-seven years old and still a virgin, Hermione decides it’s time to employ someone to teach her the ins and outs of sex. It isn’t because she thinks he’s particularly handsome, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the way the bar lights gleam fire in his blond hair. And it certainly isn’t because she suspects Draco Malfoy might be some kind of sex god. No, he’s just there, sitting at the barstool next to her, and in that heartbeat Hermione finds herself brave enough to ask…

except when we went from friends to this - thebutterflysbrain - E, 10 chapters - Hermione is writing a book and needs peace and quiet, so she leaves London in the summer for a cabin in the middle of the woods and makes everyone know that she won’t have guests over. Her mind is set on that. However, she made that decision on the spare of a moment after kissing Draco Malfoy, his ex’s best friend, and never thought for a moment that he would follow her there for answers. But when she asks back, he lies. And Draco finds the worst excuse imaginable to stay with her there, something that he saw in a movie: the proposal of a friendly arrangement were he wants to teach her everything there’s to know about sex. As friends, of course, to help her feel more confident with herself. And it goes downhill from there.

-Lisa

[batneko]

whatever the fuck is wrong with Demetrius is so interesting to me

he just sits there and eats

very clearly the only one not visibly freaked out by being at the same table with Donovan each other

and then when he's done, the way he sits up straight and just waits. like an automaton, like a machine awaiting orders.

what did his father do to him? how do you fuck up a twelve-year-old this much?

I think it's worth noting, too, that he's not actually ever mean to his brother. He seems aloof but he's not a bully or anything. In his (non-voice) debut chapter he

congratulates Damian on his grades without being prompted, and

acknowledges Damian's friends even though he clearly doesn't get why they're talking to him.

anyway he's my favorite side character and I can't wait to learn more about him!!!

[disaster-magician]

Imagine this takes place at the end of step 2 so they're close enough to joke around with each other lol

(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)

[akathesignal]

imagine tim drake passing his english lit classes purely because of his stalkerish obsession with jason todd leading to him hacking into jason's laptop and reading all his old lit essays and book blog

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[gideonisms]

tbh as soon as I got a job that paid me enough to live and wasn't dependent on getting people to like me or listen to me most of my brain problems just went away. I spent all that time trying to convince myself they wouldn't and I should try to get them fixed regardless but then I just. Immediately became functional upon receiving a consistent schedule, boring autism tasks, and Some Money

[incomingalbatross]

hlrngh

[chiquilines]

I really wish i gave a shit about anyone other than them, but i dont

[tomurakii]

I love the magic teacher Gale headcanons (and was a personal believer in them if you look at some of my previous gale posts lol) but if you do the weave scene as a wizard (which is nice and framed as a collaboration), afterward you can ask him if he has experience teaching magic and he says that he's had a few students, but that they didn't last long because "their ineptitude irks him". He is lovely, but... those are not the makings of a teacher

[angelnumber27]

The math they teach children now makes very little sense and it is so over complicated

[goldenstarprincesses]

Canon might try and tell you that America can't play the violin since England and France failed in their attempts to teach him

What canon doesn't want you to know is that it was Ireland that taught America how to handle a violin and how to fiddle

[dramioneasks]

Alright once I figure out what fic this is I HIGHLY recommend. On AO3, starts off with a more experienced hermione teaching Draco about sex and that sort of thing as practice for Astoria who he initially likes. Then obviously he ends up liking hermione more and Astoria actually has to be the one to tell her. It was sooooo good but I've looked everywhere and can't find.

Anyone?

Edit: Thanks!

lady--of--hearts: I believe it's Private Tutor by allofthelights11: https://archiveofourown.org/works/52149946/chapters/131904091

[magistralucis]

Love that despite Oltyx's grumping about how every other necron around him sucks and he only likes maybe 2-3 other people, he's the one necron in canon who's had guardians and protectors from every walk of life. First his family (Djoseras, and once upon a time, Unnas), then the nobles of varying stations (e.g. Yenekh and Parreg), all the way to those of lowborn origin (Neth and Pakhet) who are dearly devoted to his well-being. Outsiders too, like Mentep and Zultanekh, not to mention every Flayed One by the end of his story!

It doesn't surprise me that the final mode of society he settles on as Valgûl is more egalitarian than literally any other necron dynasty out there. Despite the universe trying its best to crush Oltyx's ability to relate to other people out of him, Oltyx was more cared for than he let himself believe, and had more respect than he gave credit for. When it comes down to it, this was a boy who was very loved, and I'm glad he came to terms with it at the end 😭💖

[shitboxcar]

Ronan lynch had it so right why would i want school or a job or any bullshit when I have money a sick ass ranch n most importantly the best person ever as a future husband. What else can a man wish for

[liquidstar]

it must have been so confusing tutoring subaru from a lugnican perspective, like, how the hell do you invent an entire syllabary all on your own and still be completely fucking illiterate

[phoenixcatch7]

Something I love about the implications of the new ‘elemental’ weapons in totk is the idea that link is powering these things himself.

Like, in the first game the weapons were always on - they powered up whether they were being held or sheathed or even dropped. Give a monster a smack, drop it on the ground and it’ll light back up in a few seconds. Generally, this meant that link didn’t have magic, unlike other games in the series. Even the champion’s abilities were just that - the champion’s! He just indicated when to light it up!

But in totk it’s very different. Now, he’s crafting and powering his own gear. The gems were long theorised to be the main ingredient creating magic items, like elemental arrows or enchanted jewellery and armour, and now we have proof!! He’s even learned how to do it himself! Combining gems, or even monster parts to his weapons and lighting them up whenever he wants! Turns them on and off at will! He’s learned to channel magic sometime between botw and totk, something not all heroes learn to do! In fics he’s long been one of the few to have no magic talent whatsoever, and now that’s changed! Wild can officially join the ranks of the magic users!

There’s also the issue of where he learned it and who taught him, but the answer is pretty obvious, and speaks volumes of how far Zelda has come on her own journey.