#teacher!tom holland

[catilinas]

re: prev post about change ringing. in my penultimate year of highschool my beloved greek/latin teacher fell down a flight of stairs on the way to a cricket match and broke his neck. he was ok eventually!!! but obviously could not teach for a while so the school convinced this extremely old ex-headmaster from another school to teach our tiny greek class (he was the guy who got me into translation theory but he also invented new and psychologically tormenting ways to test unseen euripides. so.). but every so often this guy would just not show up to teach with no warning and our class was like. well this guy is very old and last time the greek teacher didn’t show up it was because he almost died. what if the new teacher has simply passed away. and every time he would show up the next day like oh no i’m fine i was just doing change ringing for [various occasions]. and this is why i joined the change ringing society during my masters. i had to see what was so seductive about it!!!

[wheredostarsgowhenyoudie]

Hey Irondad fans,

I read something different today so wanna share.

It is a new take on Peter and class go to Stark Industries trope where there is at least one teacher who was willing to take a stand and make an impact. Real epic roasting happening here.

**

Story title: Proof is in the pudding

by

TheThirdChild

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62241139/chapters/159228868

[okonurown]

i had a dream last night that i was will solace and trans ftm

[stljedi]

Spiderman

[epsilonzolton]

so my English class was wild today as I got to hear me teacher say "I could kick a hole through Tom Holland!"

[homeofthelonelywriter]

Celebs - Masterlist

Tom Hiddleston:

Series:

🌺 Take the Stage: While once again sneaking out of the Palace, you meet an actor...let’s just say there is something between you two. (Royal! Reader)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13 | Part 14 | Part 15 | Part 16 | Part 17 | Part 18 | Part 19 | Part 20 | Part 21 | Part 22 | Part 23 | Part 24 | Part 25 | Part 26 | Part 27 | Part 28 | Part 29 | Part 30 | Part 31

Romeo to my Juliet: You are a student and a teacher at a college in Lodon, which is the same place a very handsome acting professor is employed. Discontinued for now.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

🌺 New Beginning:

(Part 1) | Part 2 | Part 3

Headcanons:

HC - Tom Hiddleston x clumsy!Reader

HC - Tom helps Reader deal with anxiety and stress

HC - Tom loves Reader’s boobs

Oneshots:

Forgotten Fears - The Reader had some bad experiences with her ex-boyfriend when he was drunk and is still traumatised by that. What happens when Tom forgets about that fear of hers?

Kinky Surprise - pure smut

Application - When you loose a bet, you are forced to send an application for Loki’s love interest. Who would have thought that they actually want to meet you?

Jealousy - Tom is insecure because of your age gap. What will happen when he sees you with one of your co-workers who is about your age?

Hidden - As an artist, you find a way to tell Tom that you’re pregnant

Bun in the oven - Pregnany reveal and a proposal. What could go wrong?

Drunken Start - After a night out with his buddies, Tom calls you, neither rembering you, nor how he got your number

Trick or Treat - Halloween Special

Best boyfriend in the world - You have trouble sleeping, so Tom decides to help you out

Dance with me - Reader and Tom slow-dance in Paris

Diary - Tom finds your diary while you’re moving and reads it

Drabbles:

Christmas Surprise - Christmas Drabble

Let it snow! - Christmas Drabble

Drabble #75

Drabble #3

Imagines:

Imagine while on vacation with your BFF you catch Tom Hiddleston during a photoshoot. Your BFF makes sure he remembers you.

Imagine tagging Tom Hiddleston in a meme and actually getting a reaction.

Benedict Cumberbatch:

Drabbles:

Drabble #69

Sebastian Stan:

Drabbles:

Drabble #46

Shawn Mendes:

Series:

🌺 Better that way: When Shawn’s girlfriend finds out that she is pregnant, she decides that she can’t burden the superstar with a child. She makes decisions which may seem stupid, but she knows that it’s Better that way.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9

🌺 Surprise: Walking a Victorias Secret show was an honour already, but being able to see your boyfriend while doing so? Pure bliss. Especially when he has a little surprise for you.

Part 1 | Part 2

🌺 Fan Mail: Writing to Shawn every so often paid off when he asked you to come to one of his shows.

Part 1 | Part 2

Oneshots:

When you’re ready - Inspired by his song

Guard my heart - You are a part of the security at one of Shawn’s shows and he notices you

Nervous - Inspired by his song

One more chance - Filming an explanation video why Shawn and you broke up, leads to some interesting realisations

In my Blood - Inspired by his song (Triggers)

Late Late Show - You are present during your boyfriend’s appearance on the Late Late Show with James Cordan. Let’s just say it was disgusting.

Sad song - Shawn finds out you can sing during a very sad occasion

Tom Holland:

Migraine - rl!friend has a Migraine and Tom wants and tries to comfort her

Back to the Master-Masterlist

[mm-275]

MILES MORALES HEADCANNONS

Request: nope

tw: some cuss words

- You would probably have had to have asked him out first, cause I know everything that happened with Gwen and when he flirted with her, scarred him.

- If you asked him out, honestly good for you cause he would’ve taken literally forever to do it himself ����

- Butttt, if he asked you out, he took FOREVER to even think about talking to you, let alone asking you out on a date.

- This boy is so incredibly bad with saving up his money. He was able to do it the first few dates, but don’t get used to it because most dates will be on his roof or in his or your rooms (you don’t mind because he makes it fun)

- You guys get into a good flow of a relationship pretty quickly, and if you have classes with him, the teachers hate you guys so much (it’s his fault he’s throwing stuff at you) 

- He would never rush you in anything, so any “major” steps in the relationship will probably have to be initiated by you (hand holding, first kiss, etc etc)

- But you were never made aware of this, so on the like 5th date you’re like “wtf why won’t he hold my hand”

- He just doesn’t know how a relationship works (we know his mom would murder him if he got a girlfriend), so please help him out he’s clueless 😭

- When you meet his parents, Rio and Jeff think your great (you have the decency to call them Mr & Mrs Morales), and you brought Rio some flowers (you bugged Miles for WEEKS to get him to find out her favorite flower)

- They do question you thoroughly, not to be rude, they wanna make sure you’re a good influence and that you care (I love Gwen but Miles had to have had so much patience I would kick her out the SECOND she put her shoes on my bed)

- Reassure them that you don’t want to nor that you’ve ever done drugs/gotten drunk, and it’s even better if you get good grades.

- They probably invited you to stay for dinner, and you devour Rio’s food (cause I can smell that she cooks like a goddess) and if you ask her to teach you to cook she’s in love and she will make you hang out with her more than you hang out with Miles.

- I think Jeff would be a little less trusting, I mean, he’s a cop so he knows shit that goes down in the streets (he followed you around once or twice when he saw you and Miles walking somewhere together)

- When you wanna take Miles to meet your parents, he’s fucking terrified. He forgets everything and runs everything by you 4x to make sure

- “Does this outfit look good?” “Miles, it’s fine my parents don’t care that much” “I don’t like this shirt hold on-”

- Wears his nicest clothes and shoes he can find, and makes sure to bring your mom her favorite flowers (this is his payback for your weeks and weeks of asking him about his mom)

- He seems like the type of kid that parents love, so he leaves with your parents loving him (he checks 3x a week if they still like him)

- I don’t think he has a big type, I think he’s cool with whatever as long as your personalities click (he’s a thigh guy I stand by that)

- Whatever classes you guys don’t have together, he will walk you to yours. Don’t try to stop him, he will not listen. He will, however, be late to his own class because he did want to hold your hand down the hallway.

- He’s so terrified to tell you about him literally being spiderman, and when he does tell you, you dont believe him, then he pulls out his suit and climbs on the wall and you’re like wtf (like the tom holland spiderman scene)

- Will sneak into your room/sneak you into his room at night because he’s lonely and he loves you (especially before you meet parents)

- Says I love you first, but does it without realizing it because he’s been thinking it, but it slips out and he doesn’t realize it until you react to it.

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pt. 2 is up but tumblr hates me and wont let me link anything

[cameronspecial]

Tom Holland's Masterlist

Series: 

The Marriage Games (Discontinued) -  (Y/N) (Y/L/N) grew up in the palace with her brother and the royals; her and her brother are practically apart of the royal family. The Queen decides to help her eldest son find his own queen by inviting ten female suitors to live in the palace. What happens when through this process he finds love with a woman that is not one of the contestants?:  Prologue | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

True Love Can’t Be Bought (Completed) -  When (Y/N) (Y/L/N) needed a job to help pay off university debt; she did not expect to be working for the Hollands or that the eldest son would fall in love with her: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |

The Spider-Man Who Stole My Heart (Completed) -  When Tom helps a lost little boy, he did not expect his mom to be so young. Once they get to talking, Tom realizes she may be the girl of his dreams, but what happens when she is not ready for a relationship: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |

Sent From A Goddess (Discontinued) - (Y/N) (Y/L/N) is the daughter of Poisedon, and for twelve years she was all alone. Growing up at camp without any family and watching people she is closed to come in and out of her life has caused her to close up. So she made a rule, the only people she is allowed to be truly close to is her brother, his family, Chiron, Tyson, Annabeth, and Grover. When Tom in his brothers come around, will he be able to break that rule: Prologue | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |

King of Collegialiter Schola Currer Cucurri (Discontinued) -   When Y/N gets a scholarship to attend Collegialiter Schola Currere Cucurri, a prestigious boarding school in England. She’s very studious and organizes, everything needs to be a certain way for her to be happy. Tom is the resident fuckboy at school and,  with his daddy being the richest man on earth, he practically owns the school. What happens when Tom falls completely in love with Y/N, but she doesn’t want to be with him because of his reputation: Prologue | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |

Oneshots: 

Daddy Do It (Dad!Tom)

This Isn’t A Story About Our Love (Mob!Tom)

Best Friend to Boyfrined (Roommate!Tom)

How To Get Out Of A Fight

Mr.Holland (Teacher!Holland)

Good Boy, Bad Girl (Bad Girll!Reader)

The Sibling (Osterfield!Reader)

[flodaya]

lets do this, official FYC campaign for the second annual Arts Awards @artsimpourtzi

TOMDAYA

Bestest moment of the year (aka the Arts Golden Crown award)

Most underrated moment of the year: tz at the brother's trust event

Most unexpected moment of the year

Best pretzeling exhibit

Best photo of the year

Sappiest moment of the year, sappy horny clingy disgusting, whatever you want to call it

Favorite concert

this is the hardest decision but i'm going with Usher, beyoncé 1.0 had the best moment of the year, but Usher had many hits in one night

Best city of the year (aka the MCA award)

London, hands down no competiton, let's not even kid ourselves, do not snub London istg

ZENDAYA

Best moment of the year: dayachella

Best red carpet outfit of the year

Best down bad moment of the year, girl GET UP

Best online moment of the year (RIP): posting tom unprovoked, girl????

TOM HOLLAND

Best down bad moment of the year

When I feel most myself has to do with my relationship When I feel most myself has to do with my relationship When I feel most myself has to do with my relationship When I feel most myself has to do with my relationship When I feel most myself has to do with my relationship When I feel most myself has to do with my relationship When I feel most myself has to do with my relationship When I feel most myself has to do with my relationship When I feel most myself has to do with my relationship When I feel most myself has to do with my relationship When I feel most myself has to do with my relationship

Best online moment of the year, tom just randomly posting the most adorable picture of Z on his feed 🥹

ABOUT TOMDAYA (friends, family, lore)

Best Noon moment of the year: hanging out with your british granny and the mom of your dad's ex that your dad lowkey used as a rebound when your mommy and daddy went through a temporary break

Best Tomdaya tea

that one of the choir teacher and granny daphne.... likeeeee it's REAL #tome

Most unhinged anti theory of the year (aka the Flodaya award)

when they called the cute dorky picture tom posted for Z's birthday "active disprespect" lol

Most memorable tomdaya rumour of the year

the nonexistent rumor that Z posted an engagement ring and her overreaction to the whole thing, girllllll SO suspicious

Best account of people seeing them but NO PICTURES 😭

tz on a holland family vacation in portugal

TOMDAYA FANDOM

Best unglad art piece

glady's rendition of Z spreading her legs

The "you had to be there" tumblr moment award, seeing noon in EUROPE???? knowing it meant Z was staying in london for a WHILE, ohhhh i have not felt such parasocial joy in months

Biggest delulu moment of the year that came true: beyoncé 2.0

[itsss4t4n]

Who I write for /Rules

Masterlist

I'm new-ish to writing (i used to write fanfiction when i was like 13. i'm 19 now and write very rarely) but I really wanna do it again.

So this is a list of characters/fandoms I write for as well as some rules for asks. Some things may be missing from this list so if you dont see something on this list, feel free to ask. :))

Do add as much detail as you want to a request and please ALWAYS have at least some sort of prompt, as i'm really not good with coming up with storys on my own yet.

I WILL NOT DO SMUT SO DONT REQUEST IT! I might however do spicy stuff (Nothing more than making out or somewhat implied stuff tho).

My writing will be mostly pg 13 but please still be careful if the fic-warnings include sensitive topics, and i might repost some 18+ things so be careful when navigating my blog.

Please be nice and have manners when requesting.

Also please include what gender/pronouns you want the reader to have (i write for all genders). If its not included I will default it as gender neutral. :)))

I also write poly relationships and AUs.

Some things I will not write include: Pregnancy, toxic/yandere, student x teacher, love triangles.

(Also english isnt my first language, and even though, in my opinion, i speak it really well, if they are any mistakes, thats why.)

Heartbreak high

Harper Mclean

Quinni Ghallager-Jones

Darren Rivers

Spencer "Spider" White

Anthony "Ant" Vaughn

Malakai Mitchel

Sally face

Sal Fisher

Travis Phelps (male or gn readers)

Larry Johnson

Ashley Campbell

Harry Potter

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Charly Weasley

Bill Weasley

Cedric Diggory

Olliver Wood

Draco Malfoy (+6th year only)

Theodore Nott (+6th year only)

Marauders

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Regulus Black

Evan Rosier

Barty Crouch jr

Pandora Rosier

Lilly Evans

Marlene Mckinnon

Hogwarts Legacy

Sebastian Sallow

Ominus Gaunt

Gareth Weasley

Poppy Sweetings

Imelda Reyes

Die drei fragezeichen / the three investigators

Bob Andrews

Peter Shaw

Justus Jonas

Skinny Norris

Twilight

Jasper Hale

Emmet Cullen

Carlisle Cullen

Esme Cullen

Rosalie Hale

Alice Cullen

Sam Uley

Paul Lahote

Charlie Swan

Leah Clearwater

Jacob Black

Pjo

Let me know if you want book or show

Percy Jackson

Annabeth Chase

Luke Castellan

Clarrisse La Rue

Selena Beauregard

Charles Beckendorf

Ethan Nakamura

Nico di Angelo (no romantic fem readers)

Rachel Elizabeth Dare

Will Solace

Travis Stoll

Connor Stoll

Hazel Levesque (no romantic)

Jason Grace

Leo Valdez

Piper Mclean

Magnus chase

Magnus Chase

Samirah al Abbas ( no romantic)

Alex Fierro

Blitzen

Hearthstone

Mallory Keen

TJ (Thomas Jefferson jr)

MCU (Avengers)

Bucky Barnes

Steve Rogers

Tony Stark

Sam Wilson

Natasha Romanoff

Yelena Belova

Peter Parker (tom holland and andrew garfield)

MJ

Wanda Maximof

Piedro Maximof

Clint Barton

Scott Lang

Stephen Strange

Kate Bishop

MCU ( Guardians of the galaxy)

Peter Quill

Daredevil (Season 1)

Matt Murdock

Karen Page

James Wesley

X-men universe

Deadpool

Wolverine

Francis

Xavier

Mystic

Angel

Kurt

Venom

Eddie Brock

DC

Harley Quinn

Jason Todd

Dick Grayson (any version, young justice, robin, nightwing,etc.)

Wally West (youngJustice)

Artemis (young justice)

Roy Harper (young justice)

Disney Descendants

Mal

Evie

Carlos devil

Jay

Benjamin Beast

Chad Charming

Audrey Rose

Jane

Lonnie Fa

Uma

Harry Hook

Gil

Rise of red

James Hook

Hades

Bridget

Ella

Cloe

Red

Morgie

Kingsmen

Eggsy

Tiny Pretty things (Netflix)

Bette Whitlaw

Oren Lennox

Shane Madej (no romantic fem readers)

June Park

Jennifers Body

Jennifer Check

Colin Gray

Ever after high

all characters

Redacted Audios

(no x reader, just ships)

literally all characters

[misaligncd]

i'm itching for more things so this is a starter call for the muses listed below. i'm feeling both smutty and spooky so might be halloween related! please like and respond with which one(s) you'd like a starter from!

billie dearden. 25-30. bartender. bicurious. ella purnell fc.

elias ward. 25-30. audio content creator. heterosexual. jacob elordi fc.

hayden miller. 25-30. teacher. heterosexual. josephine langford fc.

winston booth. 25-30. artist. heterosexual. tom holland fc.

june tuli. 20-25. unemployed. bicurious. sabrina carpenter fc.

rian boden. 30-35. boxer. heterosexual. barry keoghan fc.

beatriz carrero. 30-35. freelance photographer. bisexual. adria arjona fc.

denver scots. 35-40. professor. heterosexual. glen powell fc.

miriam todd. 30-35. housewife. bisexual(closeted). olivia cooke fc.

mariano videla. 45-50. carpenter. heterosexual. pedro pascal fc.

[coolerdracula]

my media representation class is so sucks my professor probably hasn't taken a DEI course since 2008 & today for trans rep day we watched Tom Holland do a drag performance where people were laughing at him when he did especially effeminate actions and our teacher was like see this is a great positive example of transgender concepts

[unfortunate-arrow]

𝐎𝐂 𝐱 𝐎𝐂 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: Part 2, 1961-2010

⤷ part 1 (1870-1960) | part 3 (minor ocs)

An open offer for oc x oc interactions for all of my HP OCs and the types of relationships that they’re open for!

This functions as a reset for all of my OCs’ dorms and as such, there are anywhere from 1-4 open beds in most of the dorms. OCs of the same gender, house, and year share a dorm. There’s also a soft reset on friendships, so please let me know about those too! One OC is available for a love interest.

If you are interested, please comment, reblog, or send an ask with: the name of your OC, the name of my OC, and the preferred relationship!

Eras Involved: HPHM, HPMA, Next Gen, Miscellaneous

𝙷𝙾𝙶𝚆𝙰���𝚃𝚂 𝙼𝚈𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙴𝚁𝙰 | starts hogwarts in 1984

Ruth Abigail Rosen | profile

house: ravenclaw

date of birth: july 17, 1973 (cancer)

pronouns: she/her

blood status: muggleborn

personality types: infj & enneagram type 8w9

extracurriculars: prefect

professions: charms professor, early childhood teacher, author

faceclaims: millie bobby brown & tatiana maslany 

love interest: conor o’donnell

dormmates: badeea ali | tulip karasu | open | open 

open for: friendships, 2 dormmates

Ryan Michael O’Donnell | profile

house: gryffindor

date of birth: august 18, 1973 (leo)

pronouns: he/him

blood status: half-blood

personality types: esfp & enneagram type 7w8

extracurriculars: quidditch (chaser)

profession: cursebreaker

faceclaims: jaeden martell & killian scott

love interest: penny haywood

dormmates: jae kim | ben copper | charlie weasley | rohan khanna

open for: friendships

Cara Rose O’Donnell | profile

house: slytherin

date of birth: august 18, 1973 (leo)

pronouns: she/her

blood status: half-blood

personality types: enfp & enneagram type 8

extracurriculars: quidditch (chaser)

profession: illustrator, artist

faceclaims: sadie sink & jane levy

love interest: rowan khanna

dormmates: ismelda murk | liz tuttle | merula synde | open

open for: friendships, 1 dormmate

Sara Ailis O’Donnell | profile

house: hufflepuff

date of birth: august 18, 1973 (leo) 

pronouns: she/her

blood status: half-blood

extracurriculars: prefect, headgirl, hospital wing assistant, frog choir

personality types: esfj & enneagram type 2

profession: healer

faceclaims: malina weissman & elizabeth henstridge 

love interest: barnaby lee

dormmates: chiara lobosca | penny haywood | nymphadora tonks | rowan khanna

open for: friendships

Conor Lorcan O’Donnell | profile

house: ravenclaw

date of birth: august 18, 1973 (leo)

pronouns: he/him

blood status: half-blood

personality types: istp & enneagram type 5

extracurriculars: quidditch (seeker), prefect

profession: architect

faceclaims: jack moore & TBD

love interest: ruth rosen

dormmates: talbott winger | andre egwu | victor ketsuki | open

open for: 1 dormmate, tentatively open to friends (private, self-conscious, and anxious… partially his nature, partially from trauma, and partially due to a stutter)

𝙸𝙽-𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙽 𝙴𝚁𝙰𝚂

Nicholas Wraxall | profile | starts hogwarts in 2000

house: hufflepuff

date of birth: february 2, 1989 (aquarius)

pronouns: he/him

blood status: muggleborn

personality types: isfj & enneagram type 1

extracurriculars: frog choir, quidditch (seeker)

professions: auror, astronomy professor

faceclaims: grant gustin & tbd (might change again idk)

love interest: frances fersen (@endlessly-cursed)

dormmates: open | open | open | open

open for: 4 dormmates, friendships

𝙼𝙰𝙶𝙸𝙲 𝙰𝚆𝙰𝙺𝙴𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝙴𝚁𝙰 | starts hogwarts in 2008

Finnian Joseph “Finn” MacKade | profile

house: ravenclaw

date of birth: december 30, 1996 (capricorn)

pronouns: he/him

blood status: muggleborn

personality types: istj & enneagram type 4w3

extracurriculars: quidditch (chaser), hogwarts arts club

profession: professional photographer (photojournalist, freelancer)

faceclaim: tom holland

love interest: scotty rosier (@drinkyoursoupbitch)

dormmates: open | open | open | open

open for: friendships, 4 dormmates

Nathaniel Brian “Nate” MacKade | profile

house: hufflepuff

date of birth: december 30, 1996 (capricorn)

pronouns: he/him

blood status: muggleborn

personality types: isfj & enneagram type 2w1

extracurriculars: quidditch (keeper), prefect

professions: archivist, historian, history of magic professor

faceclaim: tom holland

love interest: nova hartley (@fischerfrey)

dormmates: open | open | open | open

open for: friendships, 4 dormmates

Jack Edward Whitten | profile

house: slytherin

date of birth: february 28, 1997 (pisces)

pronouns: he/him

blood status: muggleborn

personality types: estp & enneagram type 7

extracurriculars: quidditch (beater)

profession: magiopalentologist

faceclaim: luke newton

love interest: sage carridan (@kc-and-co)

dormmates: open | open | open | open

open for: friendships, 4 dormmates

Thea Vinh Whitten | profile

house: gryffindor

date of birth: may 29, 1997 (gemini)

pronouns: she/her

blood status: muggleborn

personality types: esfp & enneagram type 4w3

extracurriculars: quidditch (chaser)

professions: herbologist, florist, baker

faceclaim: lana condor

love interest: noa march (@thatravenpuffwitch)

dormmates: robyn thistlewaite | open | open | open

open for: friendships, 3 dormmates

𝙽𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝙶𝙴𝙽 𝙴𝚁𝙰

Sophia Josephine “Sophie” Power | profile | starts hogwarts in 2011

house: ravenclaw

date of birth: january 7, 2000 (capricorn)

pronouns: she/her

blood status: half-blood

personality types: isfp & enneagram type 4w5

extracurriculars: quidditch (keeper)

profession: wand maker

faceclaim: ruby stokes

love interest: luke battersea

dormmates: victoire weasley | open | open | open

open for: friendships, 3 dormmates

Luke Percival Battersea | profile | starts hogwarts in 2011

house: gryffindor

date of birth: july 21, 2000 (cancer)

pronouns: he/him

blood status: half-blood

personality types: intp & enneagram type 6

extracurriculars: quidditch (seeker)

profession: tbd

faceclaim: cameron chapman

love interest: sophie power

dormmates: open | open | open | open

open for: friendships, 4 dormmates

Declan Ryan O’Donnell-Lee | profile | starts hogwarts in 2015

house: slytherin

date of birth: September 1, 2004

pronouns: he/him

blood status: half-blood

personality types: istp & enneagram type 5w6

extracurriculars: quidditch (seeker, captain)

profession: professional quidditch player

faceclaim: kit connor

love interest: tbd

dormmates: titus greengrass | open | open | open

open for: 3 dormmates, friendships

Jude Thomas Cozens | profile | starts hogwarts in 2016

house: gryffindor 

date of birth: june 13, 2005 (gemini)

pronouns: he/him 

blood status: muggleborn 

personality types:

extracurriculars: the hogwarts ice hockey club (founding member)

profession: estj & enneagram type 8

faceclaim: ashby gentry 

love interest: noor verma-dhendron (@legilimenace)

dormmates: open | open | open | open

open for: friendships, 4 dormmates 

[mcuparkergirlfics]

Hot Summer Tom Holland Head Canons

Feel free to take any of these head canons for imagines or long series and tag me @mcuparkergirlfics in your stories.

1. You thought the summer was going to bore you the death, that was until Tom moved in next door to you.    

2. Let the battle of the sexes begin! Headstrong exec (you) are paired with an overly confident, borderline arrogant transfer, Tom Holland, for a specific project that meets a deadline soon.    

3. You were flunking Forensic Science, an elective your parents made you take to broaden your studies. If you fail the course you won't graduate with honors. Enter Tom, expert in all things CSI as your dad hires him to be your private tutor for the summer.

4. You wanted to take a break from her hard lifestyle, goes to the beach on a whim. Seeking to get some sun and peace of mind, you didn't think anything would interrupt your reverie until Tom came along.    

5. During the summer break you decide to become a lifeguard trainee at the local community pool. Your instructor, Tom, took a little more time and attention on you than his other students.    

6. Your little brother, a comic book geek drags you to the local comics store and the clerk named Tom Holland offers to point you in the right direction. Not wanting you to leave so soon, Tom educates you on why comic books are so vital. 

7. Not wanting to play second fiddle to your firm any longer, you confesses your need to become more of an asset to the company. The chief executive makes a promise that you can't refuse. The only draw back: you would have to chaperone his aimless son, Tom Holland as he visits the city.   

8. It truly is the happiest place on Earth. You decide to go to Disneyland alone, hoping to enjoy the summer without thinking about how hard her loneliness has been hitting her. Tom only came to the Disney park to fast pass all the rides with his friends. Keeping up his end of the bet, Tom promises he will ride everything before 4pm. A handful of rides require two people, you watch from afar and helps him win the bet.

9. Your long held fear of the ocean is conquered when you randomly sign up for beginning surfing lessons with rookie Tom as her instructor. Realizing you were his only student he went overtime with his teachings.    

10. Taking summer classes at the local junior university was not in your plans. You would much rather be somewhere else. That was until you saw the new substitute teacher, Tom offering after class lessons. Not allowing yourself to become distracted, you almost turn away, but finds yourself walking by to his office.

[stackthedeck]

Re the Tom Holland fans tagging their fics all media types: I am so dreading him showing up in the Daredevil TV show. Even just after Matt's cameo in No Way Home I occasionally get jumpscared by it, but the spideydevil tag is gonna be completely unnavigable after that show comes out

Oh bestie it’s already a nightmare halfway through reading wildly kinky spideydevil smut fic (just a causal tuesday for spideydevil fans) and Peter moans “mr Murdock” I literally threw my phone across the room. Like how did it not come up that there’s an age gap until halfway through??? Like I think the fact that I keep getting jump scared by these “all media types” fics is that mcu fans are rarely actually writing mcu Peter but like the platonic ideal of Peter Parker that exists in their brain. Because like they’re idea of Peter is somehow more mature and more infantilized than canon mcu Peter. His quips and sass feel like they’ve been picked from a compilation of Peter Parker’s most iconic one liners from like a tiktok slideshow. Like you’re quoting the comics but not reading them. It’s got the same energy as doing a book report on a book you haven’t read, other students can’t tell but I’m an English teacher I can tell you haven’t done the reading

[rappaccini]

honestly i don't buy at all into the "marvel will Never let peter grow up again" doom and gloom. i do think we're gonna get peter and mj reconciling and having a kid in the main comics. to get tinfoily about it, part of me thinks it's happening in like 2030 or so.

i know. i know. but humor me.

editors change.

the people barring this status quo from returning will eventually retire or leave their positions. if someone who does want it takes the seat... then the limitation's gone. not to mention that the current editors might change their minds. especially since...

the slow proliferation of media showing peter married to mj and being a dad is a proven success.

hickman's ultimate spider-man. renew your vows. peter's supporting role in the spiderverse movies. tobey maguire's spider-man casually revealing he's married and has a daughter in no way home. the insomniac games showing peter and mj moving in together halfway through their trilogy.

marvel's been sticking their toe into this pool for a while, and it's a hit every time. they've gone from floating the idea in obscure aus to cameos in major movies. they know the fans love it and the general public will accept it. meaning, they know they can make money off letting peter grow up.

which means there's only one more with this. which has already been solved.

miles exists and has been proven to be massively popular.

the biggest pushback to peter growing up -- "if he grows up, who's the young man for the audience to relate to now?" (... bc i guess we're not ready to expect boys to relate to mayday the way we expect girls to relate to miles 😐) -- has been solved. because now there is one, and marvel already knows he's a cash cow. you want to tell spider-man stories set in high school, with a diverse supporting cast? well, miles is your guy. you want kids to imagine that peter's their cool big brother/teacher? well, miles is there for them to project onto.

they tried it with ben reilly and it didn't take (ben being the same age as him probably contributed to that). but miles went the distance.

thanks to the spiderverse movies, and a huge presence in video games, cartoons and other media, he's set. he's the default teen spider-man for any kid under 20, and because of marvel's 1:4 year time dilation, miles will be in high school until 2030/when btsv comes out at the earliest, and he won't be out of college age until like 2045.

miles will be the default young adult spider-man for the next 20 years. it's only a matter of time before he gets live-action movies that'll just cement the status he already has.

especially given that...

mcu peter is the default peter for the general public, and he can't not grow up.

the mcu isn't gonna wrap up willingly. it's going to go out like the dceu: slogging out new content until it bombs so consistently that they'll quietly stop making it. it's had a lot of misses lately, but we're not at that point yet.

until then, we're not getting another cinematic peter parker. the marvel-sony custody battle over him is intense, and i doubt disney's gonna spring for a teenage spider-peter competing with theirs. (at this point i even doubt they'll let sony make miles solo movies now that they know he makes them this much cash)

so, the default peter parker in live-action is tom holland's. it'll be that way for at least another decade.

and he's definitively done with high school. he will, in about five years, be definitively out of his college era too (whether or not peter actually gets to go to esu, holland will be too old to look like it). they won't recast him. they can't deage him. they might try to bring in a ~variant~ of him from another dimension, but that's NOT gonna go well. peter will have to grow up and stay an adult until the mcu gets flashpointed.

holland's already said he's planning to eventually take a step back, if not retire completely, and he's enthusiastic about introducing miles (who already exists in the mcu as a young kid, since aaron mentions him). he's also marrying zendaya, so there's no chance peter and mj aren't endgame. i'll bet you $20 that their onscreen counterparts are going to get married too, and that peter and mj's wedding will be the bookend to peter's status as the live action default spider-man, right as miles gains that title. one spider-man's officially an Adult, in comes a new one.

and in the event that the mcu somehow survives long enough to give miles a high school and college trilogy... well. mcu miles will age out of being young eventually too. introducing mayday and having miles mentor peter and mj's daughter is the logical next phase in the franchise, and a way to bring their dynamic full circle.

((not to mention that "i'm a father now" is an organic reason for peter to retire from being spider-man that the audience will accept (assuming peter isn't killed off 🤞).))

... which means peter and mj have to have a daughter first. and you know the general audience loves babies ever after endings for their couples so if a movie ever shows live action peter and mj being parents... come on. you know people would love that shit. put a one-minute scene of miles babysitting mayday in his solo movie and its gonna crack a billion.

... spider-man legacy issue 1000.

we're already around issue 950. we've got five or six years before we hit that gigantic milestone. and it'll happen right around the same time the spiderverse movies will be wrapped up/sony will definitely be trying to make live-action miles (and therefore adult, married peter) happen.

look i know my tinfoil hat's on. but on top of the stars aligning with movie synergy, and there being overwhelming support for the storyline and a growing consensus that it's just where peter's character is going, what better celebration of the character could marvel give us than having peter and mj remarry and start a family. you can't ask for better timing.