#teacher!h

[000bun]

[razzafrazzle]

human marzi!! almost got the whole main cast designed now :o]

[image description: a page of drawings for a human design of marzipan from homestar runner, where she is depicted as a chubby woman with two prosthetic legs that is wearing a long corduroy purple skirt, a matching cardigan, and sandals. next to a fullbody drawing of her is a drawing of her original design, a drawing of her in a long purple dress, and a drawing of her in her sultry buttons costume, where she has black hair and sunglasses. end id]

[aanthonyvb]

On a night walk from a long-delayed visit to the theatre, Utterson mentions he never learned to dance properly. Jekyll, of course, takes it on himself to help his lawyer.

[hearvex]

SAPNAP: now look, if you can't understand these complex terms, the door is right there SAPNAP: explain it in minecraft terms? Redstone. SAPNAP: explain it in valorant terms? Killjoy.

[valeovalairs]

listen i know Mark has like a full head of hair in official art and in canon and everything. but i can’t help imagine him looking just like my history teacher. and he’s bald.

[jumjum-crafts]

I was doodling the teachers roasting ppl and Colin’s one absolutely killed me

[yoonnoa]

What better way to spend the holidays than with your friends and family? :D (Yoona’s only friends and “family” are at nrc)

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas… which means I stayed up a little too late cause it’s past 12 😞

I’m also hungry. But I heard it’s not good to eat right before bed, so ima just sleep it out 😔

[crocidura]

old thing i had to do for school

[dazy-den]

Maybe it’s the Jacob Portman hater in me but I can’t help but think the series would have been a thousand times better with any other main character…

[real-odark]

don't know how many of you are little shop AND falsettos fans, but if you are

you know the line where audrey is talking about orin's death and taking blame for it, because she wished it on him?

imagine that with trina and whizzer

it was hard for her to hate him but when it came to his time she took blame because secretly when she was with marvin she wished it on him every night

[hballegro]

alan alda storytime

the full story from one of the screenshots of my previous post.

story begins with my archaeology professor showing a slide of alan alda in the early 2000s holding some mammoth bones and asks the class if anyone recognizes him. i had watched some MASH with my mother when i was little and had also seen the movie The Object of My Affection, so i raised my hand and said it was alan alda. he lit up and said yes, it was, and told the rest of the class he used to be on this old show, and that when we got more into the bioanthro side of things, remind him to 'tell his alan alda story'.

about 2 months later, we are in bioanthro, and i remind him. he gets excited and says he included slides to talk about it.

[rest under cut]

he tells us how he had just moved to a new city, and he had taken a university job in order to get insurance for his new family [which he didnt get but thats neither here or there]. he gets news that his job is going to be working with Scientific American Frontiers, hosted by the one and only Alan Alda. my prof was thrilled, he loves MASH, and while he specifically wouldnt be involved in the process [being a presenter, working with alan, etc] he was allowed to be around incase they needed help.

i dont know the specific episode, or if it can be found anywhere, but the topic was early man and tools, and how there were mammoth bones that specifically had cuts that could only be made with tools, not by teeth from an animal. they had finished filming for the day and just needed B-roll of some lions at the local zoo chewing some bones [part of the experiment], and alan got a call. he asked if he could head out now, because he needed to get back to his hotel now, and the call had been important. the producers said sure, go ahead, and alan asked if someone could give him a ride.

my professor, having the chance to actually spend time with someone he idolized, and being a stupid late 20s-something, volunteered immediately. stupid why? well, i said he'd just moved there. he didnt know where the hell anything was, and he didnt have GPS available to him, he was just really excited. so they get in the car and start driving.

as i said in my previous post, alan alda had about 20 minutes with this random guy, and found out pretty quickly that he was an archaeologist, and the amazing topic of conversation that he picked was the [then new] theory that we developed agriculture specifically to make booze, and that the rest of the stuff was more or less a biproduct. which is pretty on-brand honestly.

after a while, alan catches on to the fact that this guy clearly has no idea where the hell hes going, and that they've been driving in circles around the city for a while now. he [reportedly very politely] said that actually, this here was his stop, and thanked him for the ride. he then most likely called a taxi that actually knew where it was going, and got to his hotel.

turns out the call was about The Aviator! the call was important because he learned it was confirmed he in it and they needed him to get over there.

its not a glamourous story, but its the only story i got. my prof reported he was a funny guy, and despite slightly kidnapping the poor man for a while, he was the picture of kindness and personability. and clearly he likes telling the story and it left an impression, because he took time out of our already-short lecture to tell a class of 20-somethings that had no idea who Alan Alda was about it.

sorry this is so verbose i dont know how to be short lmao

[frnkiebby]

More English teacher frank pics??? (if you know what I'm on about 😁)

i’ve never…..english teacher frank????

p l e a s e

i’m gonna throw what i think frank looks english teacher-y in and then please fucking elaborate because holy fuck if i’m missing something here about frank-looks. I FUCKING NEED.~🎃

[redrobin-detective]

Its so amazing the little moments that impact your life. My high school did Poetry Out Loud when I was a junior - a very painfully shy, weird, quiet student who read books and didn't really have friends. I was always good at memorization and, as a student who thrived on perfection, I searched for hours on the website for the perfect poem.

In the end, I chose one that now isn't one I've kept up with but sometimes bits of the dialogue come to me even though its been over a decade since then. I won my class's competition but refused to go in front of the school (due to aforementioned shyness). So it didn't help my public speaking skills but it did give me a life long love of poetry. I've now memorized dozens of poems. I have stacks of poetry books on my shelf. I have poems hanging on my walls and tattooed on my skin.

Just, idk, there's something so special about how certain things come your way out of the blue and turn into something that becomes a part of you. Ordinary events stitching together parts of your soul.

[fabygnzlzz]

☆ you can be my daddy ☆

[jumjum-crafts]

Ough, I wanna give your human colin a kiss on the forehead (if that’s okay with him) /pos

He's grateful for your compliment!

[pr3tty-in-h00dies]

do we fw sh here. if i (ut myself and bl3d thru my shirt and he saw would he finally give me attention and care. bc liekkkk it would so be worth it.