#tea-cryptid

[teashopcrafts]

Mothman Teddy Bear Plushie!

A cute little harbinger of doom cryptid, lol. Perfect size to watch over you from your desk or shelf.

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[faerycorpse]

[hyperfocusfeatures]

FFXI cryptids bahamut server volume 1

[mudg0bln]

Cute date idea: hand to hand combat while its raining in a field, afterward I lay a wilting flower on your bloodied body while you reach for my hand; this will be the first and only encounter of me before you head onto a quest years later only to hunt me at request of the king but instead we slowly fall in love together, disappear off the grid and then revolt against the royal family ♡

and then we have tea ofc

[phoenixcatch7]

More possessed doll au!

Each time a bat is ready to take on a new form, they must pay a visit to the tea party. Should they be accepted, through whatever strange reasons the dolls use, they will find another figure seated at the table, dressed in full tea party doll regalia. It is up to them to modify the doll within the limits imposed, and learn its form to achieve its full potential. The Robin doll, so far, is the only one to return to the table despite being moved to a display case, and truly makes the mysterious sidekick timeless.

Despite its obviously supernatural origins, the bats have found very, very little can effect the dolls outside of physical force. They do not use wires and electricity to move or think - they cannot be hacked. They are not, to their knowledge, superseding other minds - they cannot be exorcised. They use no magics to fight crime - they cannot be traced. They have no blood to be identified, no teeth pattern to compare, no fingerprints or retina to give them away. Gas cannot affect them, hypnosis requires a brain, pain cannot override them. For all intents and purposes, the dolls are perfect for fighting crime.

So where, Bruce thinks, lying awake in bed one night after patrol, do they come from? Alfred knows nothing, neither of them found anything in the archives or library. His father grew up on the estate - surely he'd explored the caves himself at some point? The doll had been right at the well entrance - had he simply never entered that way?

After the first time meeting their doll, they do not need to touch it to transfer their consciousness again. It's a breeze through an open window, ever so slight, in the back of their minds, and one simple twist can send them spiralling into their other body.

But when Robin became Nightwing, and the child sized body was retired, it was placed in a sturdy glass display case. Jason was already making noises about joining them on the streets, but a transition had never been attempted. They assumed a third doll would become the new Robin, and the first would simply become inert.

That was not the case.

When Jason - against Bruce's decision to wait a few more months - decided to make the walk to the doll house, and deeper still to the tea party cave, he found, waiting, an untouched child sized doll. The light from his torch cast across its Victorian style waistcoat, the plumped breeches and buckled leather booties, all in the bright and bold colours of his predecessor. It sat at the right hand of the empty throne, porcelain tea cup in hand, as though left by a rich little girl called away just a moment ago to supper.

The doll had been sorted in a locked case. Glass. In full view of the main area of the batcave. With cameras. It should not have been able to be taken away without several people noticing. He had taken a different route to try and sneak past Bruce, but...

It was not the first time a doll had moved. It would not be the last.

@puppetmaster13u

@dehydratedmockingbird

[hall-of-fandom-stimboards]

Stimboard based on me!!! {Requested by 🗞 anon}

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[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Hal just wants to show Bruce some love😞

Now that looks so silly, bcs the thought of Hal being in denial and hiding those feelings that he feels about Bruce until, boom, cryptid and now he can't hide it so he's acting like a actual bird trying to make him accept his feelings. Hal will sometimes just mop at random given times whenever he remembers that Bruce doesn't appreciate his signing and dancing

Im now imaging a metahuman with bird features or another cryptid finding Hal pretty and they immediately try to woo him, with shiny gifts, dances and even show off of feathers lmao (Bruce doesn't know if he should feel weirded out by that or if he wants to punt that person to the ground)

And LOL, Billy making gag noises whenever BruHal interacts is so real

I’m just seeing Bruce, as factual and sterile as he can be, realizing the moment Hal is getting flirted with that Hal was trying to woo someone in that room (bc the Watchtower did have multiple people on it and there were multiple people in the room) and to go off Green Amazon Parrots for a moment, Bruce decides not to get into figuring out who that specific person was and just focuses on Hal not making a random connection since he’s kinda half morphed into a species that mates for life. Cue Bruce doing a very dry attempt at flirting himself to “avoid conflicts of interests” or “an abuse of Hal’s new and still not fully known biology”

Could be one sided, could be reciprocal with the worst communication bc that’s just how it is for every Bruce ship. So Bruce is just bringing in food for Hal specifically and stressing keeping the Watchtower a safe environment so Hal connects to a League member and not the random bird person

[teashopcrafts]

Tiny Mothman!

I can't decide if I should make him into a keychain or leave as is.

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[spineless-lobster]

After saying this to myself I knew I had to make it into one of those weird memes

[paranoidblankets]

I'm surviving off of pure spite and caffeine

[bone-free-as-the-wind]

I love Mothman Sleepytime

[lesserknowncryptids]

Lesser Known Cryptid 12/2/20: The Queen of Greens

[naffeclipse]

ive been thinking... Cryptid Sun n' Moon eat the hearts of the cruel and ye know horrible people lol

im guessing glitch crypt eats the hearts of the innocent and pure and the majority that are innocent n' pure are all children

they gotta be polar opposites that's my headcanon lol

[fable-stims]

Minish (That Broken Promise) stimboard for @batrogers!

Art/AU belong to them!

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[kikaichuno]

Had a peaceful philosophical conversation, then pointed out a spider. It was a good day. He's very satisfied. Time to have a cup of tea and relax.