#tbt — crack

[thedarkmongoose]

[dreadwxlf]

Solas watching the Evanuris appear in the portal after Rook screws everything up

[spkyscry]

The safety's off, kid.

[dullweapons]

𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐒     Ray of Izalith , Grandchild of the Chaos Flame & Servant of Chaos / verse wip that may never get used rip

during my like ... week of being disabled by my disability i was playing both ds1 & ds2 ! i ended up making a small verse for ray that takes him from the age of fire ( pre - ds1 ) alllll the way to ds3 ! although he is a grandchild of the witch of izalith , he was not near the chaos flame as long as his aunts & mother was so hes not as corrupted by it . still , he has spider - like abilities & when he gets upset or is affected by curse he seems to regress into more of a demonic - spider then a person .

his cloak is made out of humanities he hunted & collected for his aunt , the fair lady , so she does not suffer from the disease she takes from her servants . since he is not undead he has no use for them now & will hand out a few to undead who are approaching hollow .

[gothamsaved]

This still makes me cackle. CANON IM SORRY @saintfromkrypton

[aveimperatcr]

" I want to bond with my sons...!! "

[acr3ss-the-cosmos]

The face of a man who just slipped laxatives into the soup he made for some IPC workers. Nothing to see here.

[pridewaited]

❛ quick, what do you do when a girl is crying ? time sensitive question ! ❜

[winterreigned]

Sansa when dany rolls up to winterfell

[bigdaddydaemon]

I DEMAND A DUEL TO THE DEATH. NO ONE DISRESPECTS MY QUEEN.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Knights of Westeros Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Dorne, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top swordsman in the entire Westerosi armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raven? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the realm and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to dragon fire, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[valeurex]

“You will die on the third day of third moon of 129 AC. Your body will be discovered at the hour of the bat by a servant.“ — crack helaena

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Why by servant?

[realmscruelty]

let this woman be sandwiched between daemon and crispy. it’s what she deserves. @dastardlydaemon @kingmaketh

[braveryhearted]

Excuse him for having hunger. He grew up with like a million half siblings.

[zoklaanogar]

uncle daemon is bullying me :(

[aveimperatcr]

" So, I JUST found out that APPARENTLY, a lemon ISN'T naturally occurring. And is a HYBRID by cross-breeding between a BITTER ORANGE. AND A CITRON! "

" WHICH MEANS! "

" LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS! "

" WE INVENTED THEM. ALL. BY OURSELVES!! "

[acr3ss-the-cosmos]

They are both judging you so harshly, Caelus.