#crack tbt.

[pridewaited]

❛ quick, what do you do when a girl is crying ? time sensitive question ! ❜

[winterreigned]

Sansa when dany rolls up to winterfell

[maestrs]

Sits on you and purrs, @timelovcd.

[mirevasan]

bye

[saturnmused]

*throws a stale baguette at Astarion*

BROWS FURROW AS BAGUETTE is just narrowly dodged from hitting him in the head. ❝ how rude ! ❞ astarion exclaims, looking perturbed. ❝ why are you throwing bread ? ❞

[gumpistol]

❝ Nami is going to sell me to highest bidder for marriage!!! ❞ He's definitely sloppy sobbing over this.

[journcys]

“Ghetsis? Never heard of him…my father’s name is Alder.”

[universms]

papaw, i am being bullied

What did you do this time?

[dosminius]

ship?

Which incarnation?

[hopeled]

when you got about 3+ years of horror and nightmares hounding u inside a giant celestial whale

[phntasmgoria-moved]

these two are the same picture and you cannot tell me otherwise—

[winterreigned]

bran & rickon: skibbidy toilet Ohio rizz

Sansa: what the fuck

bonus:

Arya: cmon you can’t be that uncultured

[maestrs]

(master vc) my own enemy… boo-ing me… @strtravels

[mirevasan]

'it can't get any worse', i say as the gods themselves get ready to throw a boulder at me from behind

[drgnbld]

" We have to put you in this huge crate so that you're safe during shipment to Galar. "

@chounaifu.

" ... "

stunned silence, promptly followed by:

" proton. why the fuck are you boxing and shipping me to Galar from Johto? "

[baishouqijia]