#tbots

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

You really are hopeless aren't you.

You know, I could give you a kiss and you can pretend it's frannie if you're that desperate.

- @francisparadox TBOTS

IF YOU'RE OFFERING, USE SOME TONGUE. BUT I THINK FRAN WOULD BE UPSET THAT YOU GOT TO ME FIRST! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO UPSET YOUR POOR BROTHER?

[francisparadox]

You have a troubled past, "Boy of the Stars". As does your brother. I can help you let it go.

@angelus-veritatis

Uh. Yeah no. Stay faaaar away from me and my brother, you freak.

[cursedwithwords]

Thinking about that ask I got a while back about what other people think of James in TBOTS or how they view him, and now I wanna write some other special chapters aside from Teddy's to show how his friends/family all responded to his trauma. 🤔

Like how long did Scorpius take to tell albus about the astronomy tower? Or Lily? Roxanne and Louis, who are arguably the closest to him, how did they react to everything? Or Harry and Ginny? They don't know the extent obviously, but they know he was hurting himself.

That would be interesting to write about.

[averythesigma001]

RANDOM LORE DROP PART 3

( timeline: n/a )

There is a clear difference between Starclans curse and Starclans blessing.

Starclans curse: Immortality. Immortality, yet you absolutely cannot heal from any of the wounds you have gotten in your life. Got a bruise? It won't heal. In a fight? Try to dodge the attacks because they aren't going away. Ever. Starclan doesn't warn you that you are immortal or that your pain will never go away. Usually this is only given to cats who are destined to cause destruction, and the curse is often connected to an omen.

Example: Willow. Willow was born in Pokers parlor, a literal fighting ring. She was connected to the Omen of Seven and didn't die in the fire, didn't die in Pokers parlor nor the fight with Poker, didn't die in her torment with Meadowstar, didn't die after being forced into the woods by Magma and Wither, and never died in her hundreds of battles.

Starclans blessing: Power. Power to converse with Starclan on a level that no warrior could. Cats with Starclans blessing are able to get hints of prophecys and receive the full potential of the blessing only when you have obtained a piece of the Moon crystal. Then, you will be able to go into the Dark Forest realm and banish cats from connecting with the overworld. Banishing cats is the most powerful move you can obtain in the Dark Forest and is done sparingly. Once you are banished, you are forbidden from ever making contact with an outside cat again. Banishing cats is done to prevent specific Dark Forest cats from gaining mentorship over naïve apprentices and torturing them. Starclans blessing can also let you gain extra limbs and/or get extremely stronger then your opponent. Yet again, the regeneration only works when battling inside the Dark Forest with a Dark Forest cat. Cats who receive Starclans blessing are usually connected to a prophecy.

Example: Deerpaw. Deerpaw was used by Meadowstar to torment her friends and ended up almost killing Flickerpaw in a fire. Once she found out she received Starclans blessing, she was able to gather the courage to face her mother, Meadowstar once again and banish her into the Dark Forest. Deerpaw was connected to the Prophecy of Seven

anyways that's it!! have some mariah carey and merry christmas eve! my ask box is always open for if you have questions!!

[theangelshavethephonebox]

jealousy

whoops I did it again- I wrote a 2000+ word fic that I didn't even reread for mistakes or anything before posting. Feel free to point out mistakes so I can fix 'em. Just a little thing of the Master and Martha confronting each other about their imperfect relationships.

If you're wondering why I haven't been writing much, I keep getting sick, and also, I wrote a fckn published story???? (Go read 'The Book of the Snowstorm', and keep your eyes out for 'Our Bleak Midwinter', my first published DWU story!). After this, I want to focus more on the long-chapter stuff, and the stuff I've been promising for two years lol

[bill-ciphers-nightmare-blog]

[Bill blinks in his absence.]

HA! HAHA. GOOD. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST. FOR A "NIGHT," AT LEAST. WHAT DID HE EXPECT, ANYWAY? FOR ME TO PLAY NICE THERE, WITH THEM? THE HICKS AND SO-CALLED HEROES? THE ONES WHO- I SWEAR, THESE SO-CALLED THERAPISTS ONLY GET MORE AND MORE IDIOTIC! AT LEAST PARADOX GREW A PARA-...SPINES? THAT'S RIGHT, HE NEEDED A PAIR OF SPINES TO GIVE UP.

[He crosses his arms, scoffing.]

HE WISHES I WOULD. LIKE THIS BODY CAN EVEN CRY! OR SLEEP! NOT ANYMORE! NOPE! SHOULDA COME A LOOONG TIME AGO.

[He jumps up onto his cot and stares up at the ceiling, swinging his legs over the edge.]

DRAMA QUEEN. I LOVE THE QUIET.

Bill, Are you alright in here..?

...

I apologize for tazing you..

- @francisparadox

WONDERFUL. WHATEVER.

[taliesin-the-bored]

"What's the deal with Taliesin?"

A somewhat lengthy ramble about the most powerful (or most arrogant) character in Arthurian legend

One the one hand, his powers exceed Merlin’s—Merlin describes himself as “second only to Taliesin” (in “Ymddiddan Myrtin a Talyessin”), and Taliesin claims to have profound knowledge of the cosmos dating back to Creation (he says poetic inspiration was created at the same time as fresh milk, dew, and acorns). He knows everything and can shapeshift into pretty much anything, if the catalogues he gives are anything to go by. He survived being swallowed alive, being thrown in the sea ("Ystoria Taliesin"), and (it seems) going on a raid of the Otherworld during which all but seven of Arthur’s many warriors died ("Preiddeu Annwn"). Then or at some other point while he was in Annwn, he pierced 8,000 men with spears he got from Heaven ("Cad Goddeu"). That puts his casualty count above that of anyone else I can think of in Arthurian legend (They fall "by the hundred" to Bedwyr--"Pa Gur"--but by "forty score hundred" to Taliesin). For all we know, he's indestructible; from what he claims, he's omniscient.

On the other hand, he sometimes seems like Sir Kay Xtreme Bard Edition with Extra Arrogance. In The Book of Taliesin, he has a really bitter (one-sided?) feud with other scholars and monks (some variant on "pathetic men of letters” appears many a time), who he accuses of ignorance because they don’t know the answers to various questions he never gives the answers to himself, and he loses or alienates everyone until the only person who visits him is a dude named “Goronwy, from the dales of Edrywy” ("Cad Goddeu"). Not much is known about this Goronwy, though it’s been speculated that he’s the speaker in “Claf Abercuawg”, in which case he’s an ailing societal outcast and probably couldn’t get anyone to talk to him except Taliesin. There’s a strong pathos to this—time, and maybe hubris, came with a fall, leaving him somewhat like a washed-up starlet or a burned-out wunderkind, abandoned now that he’s no longer the shiny new thing.

On the third hand, which I don't have but Taliesin could probably manage if he felt like it, much of this is from his point of view, and we have no way to prove he's telling the truth. When he tells his own origin story, he claims that he was Frankensteined together by enchanters at the dawn of time. This flatly contradicts "Ystoria Taliesin", so either there are multiple canons for his life story, he's talking as the Awen rather than as himself (in which case he's still contradicting himself--he also says it's a creation of the Lord), or he's lying about some of it. Why he would want to is anyone's guess, since he is quite powerful regardless.

If we don't take Taliesin at his word about his ability to kaiju battle giant toad monsters ("Cad Goddeu"), or take it with a grain of salt, then what are his accomplishments apart from self-preservation and repaying a life debt to Elphin? I am by no means an expert on him, but in what I've read, he does almost nothing in anyone else's story. It's almost like, apart from one or two times, he isn't able to find a way to use his powers for anyone else's good.

Then again, what is his primary power? Shapeshifting seems obvious (too obvious). He uses it for self-preservation (which is valid), for the heck of it (maybe), and/or for really dubious ends (see "Angar Kyfundawt" if you really must know, but trust me, you don't want to). Fighting is a less talked about ability of his. He can cause a lot of destruction (according to himself). It's not really clear what he fights for, though the various legendary kings he hangs out with are probably implied. Then, there's...

...the Awen. Inspiration. Poetry. He can do poetry, and he can do it very well. That is what he boasts about the most, and his boasts seem pretty justified. He’s Taliesin Ben Beirdd, Taliesin “Chief of Bards”, not Taliesin “the Shapeshifter” or Taliesin “Best of Warriors”, even though he may be both of those things. Shapeshifting only benefits him, and he's seen the horrors of war more than most people: his close friend Merlin killed his own nephew in a battle. When Taliesin fights, he kills terrifying numbers of people, maybe without full control (whether he's fully cognizant while he's using his powers is an interesting question which I won't get into right now). Perhaps that's why he doesn't interfere with others' adventures much: he is too powerful to do less harm than good for the people around him and for the narrative tension. Or maybe he just doesn't feel like it, or he was in the wrong place at the wrong time, or they just don't want him there anymore, or his role as a teller of stories is more important than his role as a person in them. 

[conscious-naivete]

the situation is resolved but just so all my followers are clear—

tubbo3091 =/= tubbobot

tubbobot is a bot. tubbo3091 was written, thoughtfully and on purpose, by awesomehoggirl, a great writer and artist

[mimikyu-oli]

Post FNAF 6 Michael gets a proposition from a cryptic being.

(Like Old Man Consequences but more like some kind of cousin of him.)

They're named The Bearer of Thread. (Some kind of spider puppet things. Spiders and puppets are pretty much a trend with me. 😅)

They give him a second chance in life.

Although, you have to know they're pretty much morally questionable and gray.

Michael accept.

Nothing's really different.

He ends up in another universe very identical to his beside maybe a baby in china born 2 hours earlier or some things like that.

He's back in his pre-teen body.

SPOILER ALERT

The twist:

The owner of the body is still there.

Backsitting and unable to do or say anything while he can see and hear everything that is happening.

And he's the only one to know.

[francisparadox]

Ugh. I thought he would never leave.

HEYYYY! TBOTS HERE! IM IN CONTROL ALLLLL DAY! Ask me about stuff and I'll answer it probably.

[cursedwithwords]

I was looking at my statistics on Ao3 (never a good idea) and I'm just. So fucking baffled that the jegulus I haven't updated since 2019 is my most popular fic out of all my fics. Like I've written for a ton of fandoms, yet the jegulus with 8 chapters has the highest stats out of EVERYTHING.

I stopped writing it because I was really, really self conscious of my writing and my headcanons, I didn't think anyone would like it because it was such a left turn from the usual jegulus takes. But I also started posting it in 2019 when there really was not a ton of content for them yet. Part of me wants to return to it, because I hate that I have an unfinished fic on my ao3, and I loved the story a lot, but idk... I'm anxious about it... and it's been so long.

What should I do, besties? Genuine question with the hopes of actual advice BTW 🥺

[averythesigma001]

these are the main points i was going to write for tbots since ill never share them in book form. 

- at the end of chapter 5, bluemoon was going to run away with mooncry (the black and white cat minnowsplash was originally cheating on bluemoon with) and she took wishkit with her. they all went to viperclan. 

- the mysterious cat who slashed moonwish? that was the new leader or viperclan, lizardstar. lizardstar also killed the old leader. 

- then the huge battle happened, a war between tideclan and viperclan. those who died) got injured in the war were:

raccoonshine (died: sacrificed himself to end the battle and keep viperclan satisfied. said that he was the one to kill the former viperclan leader instead of lizardstar.) 

wishkit (died: bled out after being used as a by viperclan. also kept faithkit safe during the fight) 

dizzyeye (died: the viperclan deputy killed her by a fatal bite to the neck) 

fizzygaze (missing: she went into the woods and never got out) 

faithkit (injured: a lethal bite to her leg. survived because she hid with wishkit in a bush and made it look like they both died. only wishkit was dead.) 

silentweb (injured: a scratch to the back of his neck/shoulder) 

irisflame (lethally injured: his eye was brutally scratched leaving him half blind, the only reason he survived was because raccoon pleaded for him to get back to camp. he also saved shellkit) 

minnowsplash (died: got brutally mutilated by bluemoon and mooncry.) 

pythonwhisper: (slightly injured: a scratch to his front leg. saved iris from further injury.) 

moonwish: (injured: a scratch to her leg and chest.) 

shellkit: (slightly injured: a small scratch to his back. was saved by irisflame from getting ran over.)

- irisflame and pythonwhisper almost broke up. iris was putting all the pressure of raccoons death and iris's health on him. silentweb convinced python to stand up for himself and eventually the two made up. 

- irisflame adopted shellkit 

- they find out that sunblaze got into the dark forest

- moonwish makes a large journey to the moonstone and takes a piece of the crystal. the moonstones light is slowly dying, cracks being made in the sacred gem. time is running out and starclan is dying. 

- moonwish goes into the dark forest after moons of training, the moonstone is almost completely dead at this point. 

- during the battle moonwish finds out that poker was the one who took sunblaze. poker is also revealed to be the biological dad of the two siblings, flickers sister being the biological mother. 

- starclans blessing: moonwish uses the power left in the crystal and banishes poker deep into the dark forest. system also curses poker tf out and beats him up as meadowstar. 

- moonwish finally finds sunblaze after 8 agonizing moons of sunblaze being lost. starclan is restored and tideclan is finally at peace. 

or is it really?

[theangelshavethephonebox]

If I were to have a wiki picture it would be this one that @a-wartime-paradox took of me

Wink wink

[worldsofzzt]

Source “Mouse Selection Engine” by TBot (2000) [MOUSEENG.ZZT] - “Engine” Play This World Online

[adhd-pixie-nightmare-girl]

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Moodboards inspired by the protagonist's of The Book of Thorns by Hester Fox.