#tbhk incorrect quote

[tbhk-incorrect]

Mitsuba: You know, Crazy-Knife gives Daikon-senpai flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Kou: Okay...?

*Later*

Kou: *gives Yashiro flowers*

Yashiro: ???

Kou: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

[incorrect-tbhk]

Aoi: Guys, since this looks like the end, I just wanted you to know...you're really not the two people I wanted to die with.

Akane: Ditto

Teru: Actually, I always planned on the three of us being buried in a tomb.

Aoi:

Akane:

Teru:

Akane: If we make it through this, we’re going to have a serious talk.

[slightlynotokhanakoenthusist]

Buckle up lads it’s Terukane time

[kouaesthetic]

So... how am I an octopus?

How am I a cat?

Well... cats are cute!

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Hanako: *sneezes*

Kou: Bless you!

Hanako: No!

Kou: Uh... damn you?

Hanako: Thank you!

[ingridgh0st]

Mitsuba: I'll be a school mystery!

Tsukasa: Not so fast Mitsuba

Mitsuba: Better?

Tsukasa: Yas bitch slay!

(vol.7 chap.34 - The Hell of Mirrors IV)

[prinzessinscloset]

Tbhk as random posts pt2! I made these like a year ago and they deserve to see the limelight

[incorrect-jshkxreader]

Supernatural!(Y/N): [wiggling eyebrows] Hey who’s your favorite person in the whole world? [bats eyes]

Teru: Don’t have one

Supernatural!(Y/N): Hey! What about me?

Teru: You asked favorite person and you’re my angel

Supernatural!(Y/N): [tearing up] Awww, really?

Teru: Yes, because you’re dead to me

[musicalmoritz]

*How I expect the Minamoto Dad appearance to go*

Teru: No, Dad. I’m not giving up on my dream. I’m giving up on yours

[hanakokunisacat]

TBHK Incorrect Quotes (pt. 3????)

Nene: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.

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Nene: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars. Nene, gesturing to Hanako and Kou fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

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Nene: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date… one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

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Kou: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Nene: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Kou: Not when you’re playing with Teru, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Teru: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Teru: That's why I own TEN guns. Teru: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

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Akane: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Hanako: I will politely decline.

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Mitsuba: Hey, Kou, do you have feelings for me? Kou: Yeah, anger.

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Mitsuba: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid! Mitsuba: I’m actually very good at mathematics. Mitsuba: Thirdly, I think you might be right.

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Teru: There's nothing to do…. Kou: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago. Teru: pulls out their phone Nevermind.

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Nene: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this. Hanako: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

[thelastpaperplate]

Hanako: This is Nene, they’re… not my assistant, some other word.

Nene: I’m their carer.

Hanako: Yeah, my carer. They care so I don’t have to.

[tbhk-incorrect]

Yashiro: We need to distract these guys.

Hanako: Leave it to me.

Hanako: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Kou & Mitsuba: *immediately begin arguing*

[incorrect-tbhk]

Akane: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Lemon: Just rip the bandaid off.

Akane: It’s Teru.

Lemon: Put it back on.

[slightlynotokhanakoenthusist]

He’s a special boy tsukasa is

[kouaesthetic]

"Oh no! They killed Mitsuba again!"

"Bastards!"

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Hanako: okay, we need to think straight right now

Kou: well shoot, that's me out, bye guys

Nene: I swear to God, Kou, now is NOT the time-