#jibaku shonen hanako kun incorrect quotes

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Hanako: *sneezes*

Kou: Bless you!

Hanako: No!

Kou: Uh... damn you?

Hanako: Thank you!

[sakura-nanamines]

shoutout to the broadcasting club

source: jshk chap 40

[quack-a-doodle-doo]

Kou: As a student, my favorite words are ‘canceled’ and ‘free food’. Teru: Free food is canceled. Kou: ...why would you even say something like that?

[kittytheartist]

WHAT IS THE SHIPPING WIKI ON????????

AKAGLASSES????TSUCHIROCK???MEIBOOK????WHAT?????

[hyuugaalee]

Mitsuba, his casing partner : "... If you come to work smelling like Tiara's seafood lunches, I'm not casing with you today. I'm not standing in the sun next to a fishy guy in a trenchcoat..."

Kou, who loves his baby sister and will always make her a seafood lunch :

[fandomincorrect]

Yashiro, getting a paper cut: Ow.

Kou, bursting into the room: What’s wrong?

Hanako, appearing suddenly: I know first aid.

Aoi, coming in through the window: I’ll call the ambulance!

[bloodredyuki]

Based on this post:

[wearepurplejackets]

Incorrect Hanako-kun~

Hanako: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Yashiro: You would eat yourself? Hanako: I wouldn’t even question it.

[mooshro0ms]

[oonanoodle]

This is their entire dynamic. No, I will not elaborate

[ghostdck]

Yashiro: Hanako-kun, are you an introvert or an extrovert?

Hanako: I'm a pervert.

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Hanako: okay, we need to think straight right now

Kou: well shoot, that's me out, bye guys

Nene: I swear to God, Kou, now is NOT the time-

[quack-a-doodle-doo]

Tsukasa: Have you missed me? Amane: Yeah, with my knife

[kittytheartist]

Akane slamming bunches of cropped images of Yaoi manga on the desk: Do Do guys really do this?!

Yamabuki: ya sure

Akane:

Akane slamming images in front of Nene on a Desk: Do Guys really do this??

Nene: omg....I don't know?!

Akane: uhmmm

Akane slamming images in front of Aoi on a desk: Ao-Chan do-do guys really do this?!—

Aoi: I mean...they could?

Akane and Nene: ....

Akane slamming images on wall in front of Kou: Do guys really do this??

Kou: uhhhhhhh

Kou: d-do they?!

Akane Nene and Kou in front of Hanako with the images:

Nene: Hanako-Kun do guys really do this together?!

Hanako: ....yes I do that with guys!

Nene, Kou, and Akane: ????

all three of them in front of Teru with the images: do guys do this??!!

Teru:

Teru: what are you guys doing

[paint-it-dead]

Es

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Whoever gets it deserves a cookie

[fandomincorrect]

(While running from supernaturals)

Mitsuba: *running faster than everyone else*

Everyone else: He’s so fast. Wow, I bet he trains a lot.

Mitsuba, internally: Keep running before lame earring so you can’t look at his back and his broad shoulders keep running keep running faster idiot he’s gaining on yOU RUN FAST