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𝐝𝐫. 𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐬𝐬' 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬.

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“ another minute closer to christmas! ” “ i guess i could use a little social interaction. ” “ boy, nothing beats christmas! right? ” “ bleeding hears of the world, untie! ” “ what's the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? ” “ thanks for saving me. ” “ you've been practicing your christmas wrapping! ” “ fleas before beauty. thank you. ” “ one man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri. ” “ if you utter so much as one syllable, i'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish! ” “ am i just eating because i'm bored? ” “ santa, bye bye! ” “ why do you have a bag on your head? ” “ hate, hate, hate. double hate. loathe entirely! ” “ fetch me my sedative! ” “ and i may do something drastic. ” “ blast this christmas music! it's joyful and triumphant. ” “ the impudence! the audacity! ” “ denial is to be expected in the face of pure evil. ” “ i myself am having some yuletide doubts. ” “ i'm sorry, your session is over. please make another appointment with the receptionist on the way out. ” “ was everyone emotionally shattered? ” “ come on, a minute ago i couldn't shut you up! details, details! ” “ 6:30, dinner with me. i can't cancel that again. ” “ it's not a dress, it's a kilt! ” “ if i can't find something nice to wear, i'm not going! ” “ had my fingers crossed. ” “ now it's time for present pass-it-on! ” “ if you agree to be my wife, along with a lifetime supply of happiness, you'll also receive this: it's a new car! ” “ look, i don't wanna make waves. but this whole christmas season is stupid! ” “ oh, no. i'm speaking in rhyme! ” “ are you having a holly, jolly christmas? ” “ he only comes out once a year and he never catches any flak for it! ” “ i'm gonna throw up and then i'm gonna die! ” “ you can't hurt christmas! ” “ i don't need anything more for christmas this this right here, my family. ” “ even if we're horribly mangled, there'll be no sad faces on christmas. ”