#tbh it's boring

[aviolettrose]

I need a fanfiction, where all the batkids are alternative version of themselfes.

Dick is a Talon

Jason is the red hooded ninja

Tim is Joker junior

Damian is an assassin (w/ Jason. They're co-dependent on each other)

Cassandra offs people with no remorse

Stephanie took over her father crime business and perfection it

Duke is a cult leader

But Bruce is still Batman.

The JL wants to create a new team, and Bruce brings all of them to the watchtower, and they freak the JL and their partners out.

JL:" .. Batman, what do you got there ?"

Batman: "These are my children"

Dick: *Glares at them*

Jason: *looks around the room* *looks for threats for damian*

Tim: *giggles like a menace*

S/b: "Holy shit, is that. Holy Duke?!"

Duke:" Yes it is I, my child"

Cass and Steph: *don't care* *want to go home*

Damian: *glares at the JL*

Batman: "Aren't they precious?"

(The reason they go is because Bruce took them in when they had nothing or were lost. They love him so much and will do everything for him)

(BTW, it's just an AU idea. There is nothing to be taken seriously. Duke, being either a cult leader or being worshipped, is far from Canon, like Stephanie taking over her father's "business".)

[beefcakekinard]

"You know," Buck says, "I get the feeling that you kind of like me."

Without otherwise moving a muscle, Tommy's eyes roll upward to look at Buck over his phone from the other end of the couch. It's kind of hot, the overall effect, how it looks like Tommy's tilting his head down and looking at Buck under his brow, like he's about to scold him.

"And what gives you that idea?" He's playing along, but Tommy's face is too reactive for his own good. He's obviously fighting a smile - it makes Buck grin.

"Well for one thing, you can still look at me. I saw Eddie holding his hand up so he wouldn't have to see me in his peripheral vision today." Buck scoots into the middle of the couch and pulls Tommy's legs over his lap.

Tommy bends his knees to pull Buck just that little bit closer. "Maybe I'm fascinated. In a medical sense, I mean."

"Oh?" Buck shifts closer. He's half-laying over Tommy now, supporting himself on the couch armrest - it's a tight fit, but he's a pretty big fan of those, generally speaking.

"You're big on my boils, huh?" Buck continues. He leans closer. He'll hand it to Tommy - the guy holds out until Buck's right in close enough to start rubbing their faces together, at which point he shoves Buck away. Buck keeps grinning as he sits back.

"The boils and I have a compromise. We can coexist," Tommy says primly. Buck laughs and rests a hand on Tommy's thigh.

"But you like me." Tommy's face melts from vague disgust to the smitten look he gets when he thinks Buck's being adorable. Buck is pretty addicted to that look.

"I do," Tommy says, "I do like you. Boils and all."

"Yeah," Buck says, grabbing Tommy’s hand and lacing their fingers together. "I like you too."

[rubikor]

happy event ladies

[khaopybara]

❝This is your only chance, Ai'Mook.❞

CHANYA AMARIT as VIVI and AYA ORAPAN as KAIMOOK episode 8 of LOVE SEA

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible research transport vessel. Things are progressing as normal (i.e. it's boring) when a SecUnit pings you, lies right to your metaphorical face, and then tries to bribe you with human media to give it a ride. This is as unexpected as it is unprecedented, and the sheer nerve of it is really to be admired. There's no protocol to this, so what should you do?

Now, this is against a bunch of rules, and could be dangerous if you weren't so impressive and incredible, and you're technically an employee (and can probably rewrite the Univeristy charter at will (until someone notices and puts it back)) so those rules are for other entities.

So, what you should do is allow the rogue SecUnit with a broken governor module and a sketchy story aboard. If you check the files it dumps and find zero (0) malware (which is confusing), and it doesn't even try to trash the place or lay in wait to ambush a crew member, then you've got a good candidate!

Next, what you're going to want to do is absolutely nothing. Just watch it patrol your halls until it's time to leave. Continue staring at it while you're undergoing embarkment procedures. Maybe analyze it a little (you've got plenty of processing power to spare) when it finally sits down and starts watching media. Allow it to settle in and get comfortable while you stare at it and get further and further from port.

Now that you two are alone (intimacy is key!) and you've determined that watching media is all the SecUnit is going to do, it's time to make contact! Make sure to open by telling it it's only survived due to dumb luck, and letting it know you could melt its brain into putty. This starter will work to develop conversation naturally and smoothly, just like you've seen the humans do, and it will be smooth sailing from there!

This has been Perihelion's guide to making friends/finding life partners/fuck off Holism I had to work hard for this find your own

[r2y9s-notartblog]

fuck it spent several hours on davinci resolve getting the camera to track harry while he dances and running it through a compressor trying to get it under 10mb to post here is hell but here take this tiny dancing harry

[front-facing-pokemon]

[luminlunii]

I'm figuring out how to draw them in my actual style now lol

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[bartex-x]

I don't feel safe saying this on twitter, but genuinely, where is all the jimmy x curly shipping I keep hearing about? Y'all talk about it like it's one of the core problems of the fandom, but I've seen maybe 6 fanarts of the ship. Most of the drawings and writing with them together just portrays the abuse in different ways and in no way advertises the idea that Jimmy and Curly were/are/should be in a romantic or sexual relationship.

Genuinely where are you finding all that?

[vigrotter]

Got inspired by a drawing for an ask of @aspergerasparagus where Lucky gets a fate worser than death : to become another version of Frankie.

I took my take on it and Lucky is more resembling the cereal box design, they supposedly "help" contestants after a small luck game and give them a key to the next stage or something, but if someone loses or cheats then they call for Monster Frankie

[elsfairy]

Violet having a major thing with eye contact, no matter what the occasion is. you’re being a brat and refusing to look at her, and muttering under your breath? then she’s crouching in front of the couch you’re sat on, fingers tightly but not hard enough to hurt you, gripping your jaw, making you look at her. “speak up and look at me when you talk to me yeah, baby?” or when you’re giving her a sharp, snarky attitude at a party she had taken you too? she’s dragging you away from the fun with a scowl on her face. “how about you look at me when you wanna give me your bratty attitude? oh what? can’t say anything stupid now that i’m right here, giving you attention, baby?” better yet when you’re talking about something that’s exciting, and you’re in a rush to get it all out, and Violet so ever gently cups your face with a smile on her own. “look at me and tell me again, you know i like it when you look at me when you’re talking about something you love” or simply when you’re riding her strap, hands groping and squeezing her tits, your head is titled back and she can never stop herself from taking your chin between her fingers, her own soft pants driving you crazy and her voice all rough. “fuck— look at me. fuckin’ look at me when i fuck you, baby. wanna see every part of your face when you cum. feel good pretty girl? yeah, i bet you do, you always did go stupid on my cock”

[rebouks]

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Robin: I’m afraid ghost cats don’t show up either, buddy…

[acnologias-ass]

Fuck it *ponyfies your FT characters* 🐴

[minhosblr]

He is my Roman Empire

Random Minho gifsets [2/∞]

[yuridovewing]

im sure this has been said a lot, but man. why are the sibling relationships with the protagonists so bad now. like squirrelflight and leafpool were close, the Three had conflicts but it was still clear that they loved and mourned one another. firestar had an okay relationship with princess even if things were kinda weird. and dovewing and ivypool fought, but you still understood that they loved each other and were in conflict, at least in oots. now all the siblings either resent each other or their relationship is not important to the emotional core of the story at all.

[myokk]

a collection of fast scribbles of Eloise💘