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katsunaur · 2 days ago
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I AM SO UNWELL OHHHHH MY GOD PLEASE GODDDDD I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS THE END BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭 SOMEBODY SEDATE MEEEE
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personwhowrites · 6 months ago
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Hey Mama
Task force 141 x pregnant!reader(female)
Tw: some suggestive language, mention of intercourse? Comment if I need to add more.
It was a one night stand with a good looking fella gone wrong. Too many things in your mind seem to stop as you saw the positive pregnancy test.
“That explains the late period” Your roommate Jessica pointed out. “Who’s is it?”
“It could be a false positive!” You utter out bitting your nail before looking at Jessica. “Right?”
“False positives are a low chance. If you want I can run down to the drug store and buy a couple more.” Jessica replies and look at you with some worry. “Girl.. do you even know who you slept with? Or were you too drunk to even remember?” Jessica pauses and looks you up and down. “..I have a feeling you open your legs too much.”
“Okay first off rude! I do not..” you mumble and stare at the test. “All the time..”
Jessica can’t help but shake her own head. She’s disappointed, she seen many friends ruin their lives with surprise pregnancies. Most of them just being in their early twenties. Jessica sigh and grab the test before looking back at you.
“So you gonna guess who’s the baby daddy?” Jessica asks while throwing the test in the trash. “Well?”
“It.. could be four people..” you mumble out as Jessica face palms. “What! Listen! Men in uniform are such a turn on!”
“If it was good looking men I would understand but.. I’m gonna guess they’re what? Late thirties maybe fourties’ you slept with?” Jessica blurts and looks at you with some anger. “You can’t just open your legs for any uniform man!”
You roll your eyes, annoyed by choice of words. Jessica and you walk out the bathroom, she can’t help but feel frustrated for you.
“What about collage? That lawyer degree your been working your ass for!” Jessica mentions while going to the living room. “All down the drain! Just because you couldn’t close your legs for some uniformed guy.”
“For your information those four were in the army!” You correct Jessica while following after her, yet it doesn’t help the situation as she lets out a frustrating sigh.
“Four?! Four! I still don’t get how you slept with four men and didn’t even use protect! Have you learned nothing with all the girls we been friends with!” Jessica snaps finally and points her index finger towards of all. “Do you even know their names!? Numbers! Anything?!”
“Uh.. yes! One of them.. was named Ghost, another Gaz an—” You try to explain but Jessica just puts her hand up to stop you mid sentence.
“You know what.. I don’t even wanna know.” Jessica mumbles holding the side of her head. “Christ.. I’m not the one pregnant and I’m stressing out about it.”
You look away, a bit ashamed of putting her through this. Jessica looks over at you finally, slightly calm and sighs.
“I’ll go down to the drug store down the street, I’ll get you more pregnancy test.” Jessica mumbles and presses her lips into a thin line. “Meanwhile you find out who’s the baby daddy, just.. don’t make it a bigger mess.”
Before you could even protest Jessica grabbed her coat and shoes. Leaving you alone in the shared apartment.
You just started down at the floor before doing what she said. You walk to your room, trying to at least remember who was the last guy you were with. Tension grew as you remember that night, you weren’t with just one guy but four making it now impossible to remember who was the first or last one to use you as their cum bucket.
“Fuck..” you whisper reaching for your phone. “..fuck..”
You open your phone, putting the classic passcode of your best friend birthday. The Home Screen loads up, the background being a photo of you and your pet back at home. You sigh as some notifications roll in from Snapchat and Instagram.
“..damn it..” you mumble as you go to your contacts. “..I know it was Gaz.. Ghost..” you pause reading all of your contacts. “..soap and Price..”
You exit the contacts app and go to your messages. You scroll around for their names before finally finding them. You bite your lip, unsure on what to do now, should you be contacting them? How would you even start this conversation! A lot of scenarios,  started to play in your head..then a text.
It was from Jessica, she sent two pictures of pregnancy tests. Then another text reading these shits are expensive, you better pay me back next time.
You just rolled your eyes, going back to see who of the four men you would text first. Then another message, it was from an unknown number.
Open the door mama.
You stare at the text, before hearing a sudden knock on the front door. You covered your mouth and got up quickly from your bed, slightly on edge as you heard the knocking. Another text came from the unknown number.
I know you’re there, saw your friend leave a little while ago.
You grab your phone as the knocking continues in the background. It wasn’t aggressive, just some friendly knocking before it stops for a second. You tried to walk to the front door quietly, but the floorboards gave you away and the knocking started again. Then you heard Jessica, talking to someone she didn’t sound happy. The movement of plastic bags were heard, probably two male voices maybe more?
“Yeah yeah that’s what they all say.” Jessica says opening the door, almost knocking you over. “Christ! Hey careful or at least say something..”
You glance behind her, now seeing who she was talking to. It was that guy.. well… guys. You couldn’t speak as Soap took out the pregnancy tests out the boxes and read the instructions. Ghost grabbed the tests back from Soap and put them back in the bag. Price shook his head, putting his head in his hand. While Gaz looked at you with an awkward smile.
“Hey mama..” Gaz whispered as you stood there motionless.
Mama.. maybe that name will fit good enough until.. they figure out who’s child you’re having..
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siruerto · 8 months ago
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you got this rookie
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vigrotter · 7 days ago
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Got inspired by a drawing for an ask of @aspergerasparagus where Lucky gets a fate worser than death : to become another version of Frankie.
I took my take on it and Lucky is more resembling the cereal box design, they supposedly "help" contestants after a small luck game and give them a key to the next stage or something, but if someone loses or cheats then they call for Monster Frankie
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ahyuggg · 1 year ago
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Sillies 🪿
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canmargesimpson · 5 months ago
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@putting-eddie-munson-in-places
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and welcome to UNHhhh
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gummidon · 3 months ago
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The boyss
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nestedfeathers · 9 months ago
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CatNap! or well. Cat...naps. catnip? no wait-
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(bonus huggy and catnap interaction. i love these idiots so much)
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silly-cl0wne · 27 days ago
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Tried drawing in the scene style XP
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channie-binnie · 1 month ago
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The blue team only have Chan and a dream
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lilybug-02 · 10 months ago
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so wait; if the soul (in the light world) is a physical organ (afterall, when kris pulls their soul out they do bleed, & Chara can slap it) where is it in the body? Is it just in the same spot as the heart?
....uhhhhhh don't think about it too hard :)
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that0nebaguette · 1 year ago
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Average YouT-F2oob homepage (I just took a screenshot of some random vids and then I drew over it) Scout has that Bong-drip merch thoo >B)
Edit: Oh shit I just noticed I forgot to change the Czech text to English... Welllll..... zhlédnutí= views, tis./tisíc= thousand, rok= year, měsíc= month
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personwhowrites · 6 months ago
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Diner Adventures 2
slight stalker!John soap Mactavish x gn!reader.
Tw: none!
Part 1
Picking up Soap’s handwritten napkin, was an odd feeling. This man annoyed you, yet still apologized with a handwritten note on some napkin covered in some slight grease. The cook gave you the stare of ‘you aren’t actually gonna..’
“Don’t say anything..” You say stuffing the napkins into your apron. “At least they stacked their plates.”
“You aren’t really gonna.. contact some stranger that kept nagging you..right?” The cook replies raising his right brow. “Don’t tell me you got for mohawk men..”
“At this point in my dating life, i might settle down for anything.” You joke with a small grin. “Come on, they seemed nice didn’t they?”
“Weren’t we just talking bad about them?” The cook groans and grabs the plates. “Again, didn’t he nag you about the menu? How disgusting it was and how on earth us Americans would eat that crap?”
“Yes, but he apologized.” You point out grabbing the empty cups.
“On a grease used napkin.” The cook reminds you before shaking his head. “They did seem hungry.. they ate everything up.”
“..you’re right..” You mumble looking at the empty plates in the cooks hand. “Maybe someone finally liked your cooking!”
“..That Gaz guy said i should stir the pancake better.” The cook chuckles and walks into the back.
You stand there for a moment, before quickly following. The cook sighs in some defeat as he stares at the dirty plates in the sink.
“We should get a dishwasher.” The cook mentions while placing the dishes in the sink. “It can help us.”
“No one in their right mind would be some dishwasher for a diner in the middle of nowhere.” You reply and walk to the sink. “Rock paper scissors?”
The cook groans and nods, soon you start playing rock paper scissors. As your about to throw rock, the manager comes in with a nasty look on their face.
“Aren’t you two supposed to be tending to the customers!” The manager hisses as she points to the kitchen. “Go go! I’ll do the dishes.”
You and the cook stare at her confused. What customers? Last time you both check there was no one. The cook hurries to the kitchen, before calling out your name. You walk out fast, there is a line of people waiting now. You both stare at each other, confused on how so many people arrived.
“Hello! Uh.. how many?” You say approaching the people.
“Party of five, can we get a table?” The person says as you grab the menus. “Thank you so much sweetie.”
You just nod and lead them to a table, you set them down grabbing their order of drinks. You rush over to the cook, telling him to help you get the drinks as you set down more parties of five or three people. The place was buzzing with activity, yet you didn’t understand how. Suddenly you notice someone on the roof coming down. You pause everything leaving the cook to tend to everyone. Rushing out you meet with stranger, a tool belt attached to his hips.
“Hey!” You shout approaching them. “The hell are y…you… doing…” you pause as you see the new lit sign of the diner. “..what?”
“Some Mactavish called me and my buddy to come by this diner.” The repair man says pointing his buddy. “Saying that the sign was damage.. but honestly you folks just needed to connect some plug.”
“What?” You say as the repair man shrugs. “..Mactavish?”
“Yeah some guy named John Mactavish paid in advance too.” The repair says and looks at the diner. “I drive by here all the time and I thought this place was abandoned.. good to know it isn’t.”
Before you could reply he walks away with buddy. Both getting in their truck and driving away into the dark night. The red lights of their cars soon turning smaller and smaller by the second. The cook exits the diner and shouts your name, telling you to come back and help him.
“Coming!” You yell before digging into your apron for the handwritten napkins.
You find Soap’s note, reading it over before quickly rushing back into the diner. The napkin stuffed in the back of your pocket..
When it came time for you to shut down for the day, the cook offered you a ride home. He knew how far you walked just to get to this diner.
“Just come on, I‘ll tell my wife I’ll be dropping you off.” The cook says with a warm smile. “She would rather me give you a ride than you to walk in the dark.”
“Fine..” you mumble as you two put your jacket on and the day shift comes in. “Come on that’s our cue.”
The cook waves bye to the day shift people, taking you with him to his car. You take the passenger front seat and watch as he gets in his drivers seat.
“..Those people who came to fix the car..” You pause and look down at your apron. “They said some John Mactavish guy called them at graveyard hours to come fix it.”
“Really now?” The cook replies pulling out the parking lot. “Well, it helped didn’t it? We both got a lot of tips and the manager actually did something for once.”
“Mark.. I think those four guys we tended to.. really are important more than we think.” You say looking at Mark with a a tense look. “What if they come back?”
“Didn’t the notes say they would?” Mark replies and looks at the road. “You still live at those apartment complex’s?”
“Moved out, i live more in the north side of town.” You reply and look out the window. The morning sunlight shining against you face. “Mark.. do you think that.. they might hurt us?”
“Christ.. you always think positive eh?” Mark mumbles stopping at a red light. “..well I don’t know..”
There was a tense silence as Mark drove again. He let out a frustrating sigh and looked at you.
“Mactavish you said?” Mark says and stops a parking lot. “Sounds Scottish.”
“Scottish?” You reply before remembering soap sounded different than the others. “..Scottish..”
“What’s the address?” Mark says pulling up Google maps. “To your new home.”
“Oh.. it’s… Avr. 2863 North.. aprment 2” you mumble looking at your apron. “…Mark.. do you think it was that soap guy?”
Mark stays silent before sighing and pulling up to your apartment complex.
“That’s for you to find out..” Mark say and smiles. “See you Monday, have a good day? Night? I don’t know anymore.”
You chuckle and get out the car, waving bye to him as he drives away. You walk over to your apartment, a cozy home for you and your lovely cat. Which you call “mr.boo”. His front two paws are white, his chest is plum up with white fur while the rest of his fur is black. . He quietly greets you with a slow blink with those beautiful green eyes before running over to your legs, circling them while purring.
“Good to see you too mr.boo.” You smile and kneel down petting him.
Mr.boo just meows, before walking away to his cat tree. Taking your shoes off and setting them down by the front door felt like a relief, you were home.. finally home.
After a warm nice shower you lay down on your bed. Looking at your apron on the bedside desk, the same question pondering. Is soap real name John Mactavish? You quickly sit up and grab the apron searching for the napkins.
Your body ache, but the question couldn’t be unanswered. You grab your phone on the charger and start to type in soap number. Your eyes slowly closing in the process, with a yawn you write a sleep text not even double checking as you click send. You set the phone down and fall asleep, closing the world with Mr.boo purring on your back.
After a few hours you heard Mr.boo meowing, he was hungry. Sheepishly you get out of bed, heading into the kitchen to grab a can of cat food. You reach other for a clean cat plate and open the can, setting the food down.
“Mr.Boo, come here baby.” You say with a yawn. “Come on..”
Within seconds, you hear your phone buz with activity. You walk back tinto your bedroom grabbing your charger. The notifications still blaring, one after another. It was the number you texted, soap number to exact.
Who is this? How do you know my name?
Do you need money?
Do you have someone I love? Who is it? what’s your demand?
Question after question, you stare at the messages confused. Then.. remembered, you texted soap in a sleepy state a couple hours ago. You scroll up to the text you sent.
John Mactavish is it? Thanks for the favor, might return one to you soon. Maybe price you less than allowed to.
The message seemed like some treat. You quickly start typing, and send him a message.
Im so sorry! This is the waitress from the diner. I fell asleep and just now saw the text.
You pause and bite you lip before sending another message.
You wrote your number on a napkin, apologizing for nagging me. Also, thank you for getting Simeon to fix that sign.
The message got read, there was some text bubbles before disappearing. You quickly type another message.
The maintenance guy said your name, so I thought it would be you since it sounded Scottish..
The message got read again before finally a text on his end shows up.
Maybe next time start with your name, had a heart attack over here. I thought someone bad had gotten my number lass
You sigh softly but then stare the message. Someone bad? Who is bad in his life? Another message came through, shaking you out of your thoughts.
You’re welcome to fixing the sign
You smile a bit and start typing back before another message comes in.
Diner was busy after that, wasn’t it?
You soon stare at the message, did he drive by with his buddies again? To see the massive crowd in that diner..?
Yeah it was
There was moment of silence, then a text back from Soap.
Text you later, I’m in the middle of doing something right now
You smile and start to type back.
All good, I need to rest anyways night shifts aren’t fun
The message was read but there was no reply. You set the phone back down before walking to the kitchen, looking down at the empty bowl.
“You eat good huh?” You call out to Mr.Boo. “Who wants a treat!”
The following day was spent with you sleeping, resting up. The next day was Saturday, a day off for you to wonder around town to get needed items for your apartment. There was a small market near your home, but it barely had the items you needed. So walking to a store that did was a pain.
You hear knocking on the front door. You stare at it puzzled, you weren’t expecting anyone or anything. You walk over and peer to the hole to see a deliver driver with a couple of bags. Unknowingly you open the door, the guy smiles.
“Here you ma’am! Thank you for shopping with Diamond Dove Market!” The guy said handing out the bags to you. “Hope you have a good day!”
Before you can even protest the guy walks away. Your phone buzzes, you quickly take it out and see a text from soap.
You should really rest, got you some stuff for the week. No need to go out there and walk. :)
You stare at the message wide eyes, this man.. knew where you work.. and now live.
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cloveringcalber · 1 year ago
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huh
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maze-mind · 4 months ago
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Can I say that we are so surprised that there's no fictive inspired by TMR yet? Because it's the truth.
(Hahaahahhaha... aha.. haha... this isn't funny)
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motivationequaldead89 · 6 months ago
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The way jake looks at amy and smile or smirk makes me wanna melt into a puddle
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