#tbd vee

[bloodywickhead]

You fucks wanna help name the eevee?

These aren’t the full names you told me. [J]

People like brevity.

//they are all shortened nicknames than what Conleth would officially register the eevee as. I might reveal all the unchosen ones when the chosen one is decided, I might not.

[estarion]

DJ, you build me up, you break me down ... . . .

[v-arbellanaris]

under the cut in case tags are broken but spoilers for the game & fandom crit

i rly think some of you are just rancid for no reason btw. like i just think if u look at a queer man LI who is a canonical victim of abuse - inc sexual abuse, and the story does not shy away from it & the ramifications of that - and a deep, rich, layered story about regaining autonomy and healing and personal liberty and trying to forgive yourself for all the horrible things that you did & were while you were abused (that you were a Real monster for) and all you have to say about it is "ugh another fucking white LI ofc you're all into him" like... idk. i dont think the problem is the fact that he's white. i think there's something wrong with YOU.

[msftsn]

i don't care if i haven't been here in centuries, let the world know that if i pass all my tiktok activity goes to vee

[radiobound]

I figure he broadcasts more regularly than just when he kills an overlord, but I'm torn between Alastor using his radio show to talk smack about the latest happenings in Hell vs him actually being relatively unbiased because 666 News doesn't seem especially reliable.

[llovehymn]

Im about to do a Big Scary Thing at work everyone wish me luck

[zazikels]

why are we here just to suffer, every day i have to read the same brainless comments from the same cunts with no taste who hate mark meer

[lunarscaled]

Lyric actually does surprisingly well in polycules, primarily because they're not someone who is very possessive of their partner or their attention, emotionally or sexually. Esp bc Lyric knows they're not always someone who is as expressive or open as a partner wants, if they seek out or have feelings for other people that's fine with them.

surprisingly Lyric actually ends up in a lot of three person relationships. it's not usually planned it just ends up that way.*

[a-hell-of-a-time-archive]

((I need to have Andre interact with more overlords. Right now he's only interacted with Rosie and just met Carmila.))

[jolioiseau]

i know i look like a bot - i swear i'm not, just give me a chance

[bloodywickhead]

Could name it after books. I know some I like. All the ones I can think of are long though so need t consider shorter names.

[estarion]

not my bestie suddenly checking my blog and seeing that post about a.starion's d.ick .. . . .

[v-arbellanaris]

i considered making a separate bg3 sideblog but then i was like. i didn't hesitate to inflict my lbfad & tteotm insanity on you so why should i put all my content to another sideblog. no. i shan't.

[satellitespinner]

down by the bay. (e.w)

synopsis: after a serious catastrophe you’re forced to pack up your life and move to a completely new state. far away from anyone and anything you’ve ever known. devastated, you’re ready to give up. however enduring the unknown environment of california may not be so bad after meeting a certain someone on your first day in town.

content warnings: each chapter will contain its own warnings, but please note that this fic contains mentions of death, murder, suicide, and depression. chapters containing these topics will be marked. also please take into account that reader is around 17-19 and still lives with her family.

wc: tbd

taglist: @flowersforvi @plutolovesyou @taintedpearls @saturnsdrafts @liasxeatt @adelaide013 @a-little-bit-of-everybody @elliessweetheart @pedropascalsbbg @nelzooo @r3starttt @jaeminpookie @onlinelesbo @p4ison1vy @pascals-doll @snowy-vee @diddiqueen @ellieslob @macaroni676

𓍯 chapters.

chapter one :

[the-radio-demon-blog]

Salutations, all you lovely denizens of Hell!

I am a man of my time and I have been recently introduced to this wonderous site by our dear Princess Charlie Morningstar. While I detest most electronic devices, this place called "Tumbling" is quite a subline site!

I know I have been as you all would call it, "A media sensation" and my, I would love to meet all you wonderous folk.

On this site I shall dabble in the activities which follow starting today:

I will accept asks about anything concerning my radio board cast! I'm sure I shall find a few interesting folk on my media journey.

I shall do a song of the day through an "ask" and I shall give that said song an announcement. This is a radio broadcast after all. Music is my life and soul. Jazz more so but I shall tolerate newer tunes.

Anonymous asks are accepted. I understand the necessity for anonymity.

I do not support the Vees or Vox's enterprise nor am I encouraging their social media nonsense. I am simply dipping my hooves in the waters.

No folks under 18 please and thank you on this blog (minors DNI)! I will not be checking every blog since it would be rather laborious. I am trusting that you will know better to respect my wishes by not interacting with this blog and keep yourself safe.

Lovely souls that I possess (starting from earlier deals to most recently):

@ashh-does-art

@rabbitkissertadc589

@i-genuinely-dunno

@saturn-alone 

@that-one-furry-sky

@clearpoolart

Pet: Stanley (gifted by Gator), a dapper alligator. Orders are Sit, Stay, and CHOMP.

This is a Hazbin Hotel Season 2 Spoiler Free Blog

Temporary IMPORTANT note: Replies will be slower than usual.

Adieu, my lovely listeners!

Character Texts:

Alastor

Charlie Morningstar

Angel Dust

Niffty

Husk

Lucifer

Other Characters: TBD

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Vox and Velvette continuing to work with Valentino confuses me. Like, not even from a morality standpoint or "oh he treats them like shit", it's just a weird fuckin business choice. That man almost ruined one of Velvette's shows because he was throwing a tantrum, Vox regularly has to prevent him from causing scenes in public, he ACTIVELY ENCOURAGES VOX TO CAUSE A SCENE IN PUBLIC, he just seems like more trouble then he's worth, y'know? And on the surface it really does seem like he'd be pretty easy to get rid of. Since Vox could ABSOLUTELY kick his ass to kingdom come(like c'mon he can hold his own against ALASTOR-), and Vox and Velvette combine control literally all of the media in Hell(sans radio), they could kick Val out, or even straight up kill him, and then flood Hell with propaganda painting themselves as Good and Correct for this(which to be fair wouldn't be hard...). So then like. Why are they still working with him.

And then I remembered ~soul contracts~ and was like. Wait nvm that makes sense.

Right out the gate gotta make it clear that I do NOT MEAN THAT VAL OWNS THEIR SOULS OR ANYTHING that would be stupid. I mean like, social/political/whateverthefuck overlords got going on power works differently in Hazbin Hell then it does in any other setting. The Vees don't just have their reputation, they also have their soul contracts. And Valentino owns a LOT of souls. So, no matter how much propaganda the other two throw out there, no matter how low they drag him, Hell even if they kill him!, Vox and Velvette would lose a LOT of power by getting rid of Val. No matter how much damage he could do to the brand, they keep him around because he's better off as an ally then he is as an enemy, and he just. Hasn't done anything either consider egregious enough to outweigh any possible benefits of working with him, I guess. Small, fixable incidents that may damage the brand VS losing all those souls? The answers kinda obvious. There also might be a contract going on between the Vees but that's less about their souls being bound or whatever and more about like. Business. So. Not particularly dangerous for any of them I don't think.

Also there are two smaller reasons I'd like to discuss before I stop rambling: 1; Velvette probably uses Val's spit to make the love potions and 2; emotional connections with the other Vees.

The love potion thing is kinda obvious. Without Val, Velvette wouldn't be able to make her roofie juice, and since this is. Hell. Where all the sexually deviant freaks go to rot. Of course that's gonna be a popular item. And while I think the Vees would probably be fine if they took it off the market, that would still probably take a sizable chunk out of their profits, y'know? They can't really make it without Val's weird, disgusting pheramone spit.

And reason number 2: emotional connection. The Vees are a horrendous toxic polycule and we all know it. While I, personally, don't think Velvette and Valentino are dating(I still don't fucking trust that man and it's bad enough that he's involved with Vox), they do both have chemistry with Vox, and probably are at least on decent terms since they like. Sit together sometimes. WHATEVER THIS ISN'T A VEES RELATIONSHIP ANALYSIS(Im saving that for later)- basically what I'm saying is that Vox and Velvette probably, on some level, do care about and trust(?) Val, and vice versa. How much do they care? Unclear. Val's capacity for love is still TBD and Vox and Velvette's relationship seems a bit shakey at best, like they don't *fully* trust eachother, but there's still affection there!!! The Vees are exactly why we don't let villains discover the power of friendship, people!!!!!!!!! Like their part in the Finale is all the proof I need. You don't dance around like that with your business partners/fuck buddies lmfao, there's gotta be some genuine feeling there. So, at least a small part of why Val is still. Here. Is because Vox and Velvette do care about him. And, despite the fact that the three of them are entirely morally bankrupt and will probably die next season(god please don't let Vox die he's so silly :(), I can't help but find it sweet that they do kind of care about eachother. Like it's nice <3

(Genuinely though I am still worried for Vox and Vel's safety like idc how bad those two are idc if they're on decent-ish terms with Val most of the time he is still the most realistically dangerous character in the damn show besides *maybe* Alastor's serial killer ass and anybody within a 10 foot radius of him should be considered At Risk)