#taz liveshow

[herbgerblin]

Yes, they did play cornhole on the stage for dadlands 2 and yes, griffin did have jump up and down to land one of the beanbags

Transcript below:

Brennan: We’re going from “That’s my boy.”

Clint: From “that’s my boy.” He arches…he shoots…. *Griffin throws the beanbag. It gets stuck right beside the hole. The crowd groans.*

Travis: the corner is over hanging! *Griffin attempts to jump to loosen the beanbag*

Justin: Jump Griffin! Jump! *Griffin begins to jump more aggressively. The crowd yells encouragingly.* Come on, Griffin you can do this!

Clint: He is jumping up and down. *Griffin stomps the stage and swings his arms.*

Travis: Wait, remember your back! *More yelling. The bean bag falls in.*

Clint: Aaaaaannnnd IT’S IN! *The audience cheers. Griffin throws down his hat.*

[raspberrybluejeans]

the Halloween special was so fun!!

Mutt was Batman…Phileaux was the Phantom of the Opera….and Lady Godwin was a minion 💀

[ethersierra]

Out of context TAZ Liveshow spoilers

Sam from supernatural and slimer and a witch named Matilda are in a polyamorous relationship

[fisherman-fight]

ROUND ONE

RODIMUS PRIME aka HOT ROD from TRANSFORMERS vs RASCAL from THE ADVENTURE ZONE: BALANCE

HERE'S WHAT THE SUBMITTERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS:

HOT ROD - "hes my friend :]"

"Big Robot™"

"vroom"

RASCAL - "He hosts the fishing minigame "Big Bass Challenge". He remains friendly and cheerful, even as his guests feed him to the very bass they were meant to be catching."

[montrosepretty]

Here’s my vision for additional scene in Versus Moby Dick

[engineering-poodles]

huh. I had not, until now, considered Crawford "Call me Mutt, everybody does" Muttner as a trucker-hat-wearing redneck. I envisioned more like an 1800's fur trapper look. I love it, primarily for how it surprised me.

Great TAZ but I had to hear griffin say “whalussy” twice

[yardsards]

does she know i love her

[a-christmas-fruitcake]

The Adventure Zone is so stupid I love it with all my heart where else can you get a dnd show where a pc drives a 1990 Honda Civic up a T-Rex like a ramp to try and kill Jay Gatsby????????????????

[anistarrose]

things that were either confirmed or strongly implied to have been erased from society's memory in TAZ Balance:

world war 3

all three protagonists actually being aliens

the concept of jorts

the song party rock anthem by lmfao

things that Lucretia almost certainly forgot to erase from society's memory and most likely regretted immensely:

the song she thinks my tractor's sexy by kenny chesney

the song i'm gonna be (500 miles) by the proclaimers

the concept of television

[green-green-grass]

flaming raging poisoning [chainsaw] of doom

[papyskellington]

I'm ngl I didn't think the first TAZ romance we'd have in a while would be 2 horses but go off I guess, justice for Lady Godwin's silver stallion

[herbgerblin]

Griffin had the opportunity to be Gandalf Big Naturals and did not take it. Coward.

[raspberrybluejeans]

someone at the taz liveshow was dressed as a fairy and i dont know who else that could be beside Festo so if you see this thank you for your service. even if you werent actually Festo thank you anyways

[ethersierra]

San Jose Liveshow (No I couldn't tell you what's happening either)

[seefasters]

i think we should all get into taz balance again

[cappyjara]

hehehe