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ramblings-of-a-chaotic-neutral · 6 months ago

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Time for today's silly Merlin au! This time featuring himbo Arthur!

I think that the show should have leaned into the whole "Merlin's technically a creature of magic" aspect, both in terms of being magic incarnate and kin to the dragons, and I think Arthur should have also been forced to come to terms with it as well. However, this is Arthur we're talking about, so of course he wouldn't come to the right conclusions right away.

In this scenario, around season 5-ish, there's an evil sorcerer seeking revenge against Camelot for the purge who puts a spell on all of the humans in Camelot, one that would weaken them and cause such fatigue that no one would be able to even stand up after a while. But it's a powerful and taxing spell to cast, so the sorcerer can only afford to target the humans in Camelot to keep the number of targets as low as possible. Besides, what could the livestock in Camelot do to stop him anyways?

So everyone in Camelot is falling under this spell, and Arthur and the knights are rushing to prepare for battle against the sorcerer to make him lift the spell. However, with each hour that passes, everyone grows weaker and weaker.

Merlin does, of course, know that this spell has been cast and what it does, but he doesn't feel its affects and assumes that his magic is protecting him. He acts like he's growing weaker so he doesn't fall under anyone's suspicions for the wrong reasons. However, after Merlin summons and talks to Kilgarrah for advice on how to break the spell, Kilgarrah informs him that Merlin wasn't protected by his magic, but rather by the fact that he isn't truly human.

And Merlin decides to unpack the implications of that some other time, because he's got a kingdom and a prat to save.

Fast forwards to the knights getting their asses kicked by the sorcerer and the evil sorcerer preparing to kill Arthur, who's lying on the ground with his eyes closed. All the other knights were knocked out by a blast from the sorcerer, but Arthur's still barely clinging to consciousness, yet he's too weak to even open his eyes. All he can do is listen helplessly as the sorcerer prepares to kill them all.

But then the sorcerer yelps, as if he were hit by something. Arthur's hope skyrockets as the sorcerer yells "You! How are you even still awake?! Every single human in Camelot should be feeling the full effects of the spell by now!" Arthur thinks for a moment that one of his knights has found enough strength to overcome the spell and fight back, but that hope is quickly dashed when he hears Merlin's voice responding like he isn't tired in the slightest, saying, "Well it's a good thing I was never really human then."

Merlin decided to say that to throw the sorcerer off-kilter enough to distract him and give Merlin an advantage in the fight. Besides, Merlin can see that all of the knights, including Arthur, are knocked out on the ground, so there's no harm in admitting it to this sorcerer who he's definitely going to have to kill.

Arthur, meanwhile, is still conscious and completely reeling from Merlin's words. What the hell did he mean he wasn't human?! Has some vile magical creature taken Merlin's place?

After the battle (which sounded to Arthur like a bunch of grunts, pained yelps, and a final, wet gurgle), Arthur could feel the effects of the spell lifting, letting him open his eyes with a gasp. He frantically looks around to make sure Merlin's ok, but Merlin's only a few steps away from him, while the sorcerer lies dead on the ground with a sword buried in his chest.

Hearing Arthur's gasp, Merlin turns to him with a relieved smile and helps pulls Arthur to his feet. Arthur, meanwhile, is too stunned to even ask how Merlin of all people managed to kill a powerful sorcerer by himself, but Merlin's giving some unbelievable explanation that involves distracting the sorcerer and then getting a miraculous opening and stabbing the sorcerer. Arthur's nodding along, but inside, he's really searching man who might be Merlin or might be some magical imposter posing as Merlin, as awful as that is for Arthur to consider, for any signs that he's truly Merlin.

If he's an imposter, Arthur has to give him credit, he plays his part well. The man in front of him looks exactly like Merlin, talks like Merlin, walks with Merlin's lanky gait, and seems to know everything Merlin knows, even their inside jokes. Still, Arthur needs to be sure, so after they get back to the castle, Arthur goes down to the vaults and grabs a secret object that Uther used in the purge that could detect illusions and glamor magics. It was a simple clear crystal in the shape of a sphere and small enough to fit in the palm of a person's hand, but if someone or something that was using magic to alter their appearance came into contact with it, the crystal would glow with a bright light.

Arthur plants the sphere in his chambers and disguises it as a new paperweight. The next day, Arthur pretends to accidentally knock it off his desk, sending it rolling across the floor, and orders the maybe-Merlin to pick it up and bring it back to his desk. Maybe-Merlin rolls his eyes in a perfect imitation of Merlin and walks over to the crystal. To Arthur's shock and relief, the crystal doesn't glow when Merlin picks it up, so he definitely is the true Merlin.

But then that leads Arthur to a horrible conclusion: the Merlin he knew wasn't a human, and never was. And the only creatures with the ability to look convincingly human were creatures of magic.

Oh god, Merlin was a creature of magic.

Arthur decides that, in order for him to plot an appropriate course of action, he needs more information. Namely, he needs to know what exactly Merlin is.

So, Arthur sneaks into the library and secretly takes some of the bestiaries, searching for what manner of creature Merlin truly is. Arthur tries not to jump to the worst possible conclusions, but all of the creatures of magic that can take human form that Arthur knows of are horrible monsters that prey on humans. Take the sidhe and the lamia for examples!

But people don't randomly go missing or turn up dead from monster attacks very frequently in Camelot, and Merlin cries when Arthur so much as shoots a bunny, so if Merlin's some sort of monster that kills and eats humans, he's doing a piss poor job at being one. So, Merlin must be some sort of creature that doesn't hurt humans, which certainly narrows down the list.

Arthur eventually finds a list of peaceful, human-like creatures of magic, and he starts trying to narrow down what Merlin is. He couldn't be an elf, since his ears were huge and round, not pointed. He couldn't be a gnome, he was too tall and gangly. He couldn't be a nymph, he spent too much time indoors to be a nature spirit. He couldn't be a leprechaun, he didn't have a beard or an affinity towards gold. He couldn't be a fae or a sidhe, he doesn't make deals with anyone (besides when he goes gambling at the tavern). And he certainly couldn't be a dragonlord, they were all dead!

Arthur was just about to give up when he finally found what he was looking for! The book's passage on fairies described them as benevolent relatives to the fae who would often disguise themselves as humans and would bring good luck and fortune to whoever befriended them, while sometimes engaging in some fun mischief! That must be Merlin!

Come to think of it, Arthur did have some great moments of luck, some of them almost miraculous! Morgana's magic failing her the day of a battle, defeating a dragon single-handedly, surviving the questing beast's bite, and of course defeating monsters that were said to only be killed through magic. And Merlin had been there for all of those events!

The book also describes fairies as creatures that love all living beings and are closely connected with nature, which makes perfect sense considering how much Merlin hates hunting! And fairies could see into the true hearts of people, which was how Merlin always knew if a person was untrustworthy!

It all made so much sense! This even explained Merlin's random "visits to the tavern", when Arthur knew that Merlin rarely ever drank. According to the book, fairies could only maintain their human forms for so long before they needed to spend some time in their smaller winged forms.

The book even addressed how fairies could be born from a union between a particularly powerful fairy and a human, which even explained why Merlin never knew his father and how Merlin could be a creature of magic while having a human mother!

Now that he knew the truth, Arthur felt so much relief! His best friend wasn't some diabolical monster, he was just a playful and friendly fairy trying to live as a human! It made so much sense!

And now all Arthur had to do was prove it. All evidence pointed to Merlin being a fairy, but he needed concrete proof before he could take any action. According to the book, the blood of a fairy in a human disguise sparkled under the light of a full moon. So, Arthur devised a plan to take Merlin out on an overnight hunting trip the day before the next full moon and "accidentally" cut Merlin's arm with one of the crossbow bolts. Arthur would then bandage the cut for Merlin and, after a couple hours, insist on changing the bandages, and pocket the first bloodied bandage.

Sure, Arthur felt guilty about purposely cutting his friend, but this was Merlin's fault for keeping the fact that he wasn't human a secret over their ten years of friendship! So, Arthur goes through with his plan, and when he held the used bandage up to the moonlight after Merlin had fallen asleep, he has to hold back a gasp as the red blood on the cloth shimmers and turns a bright golden color. Well, the book was right, the blood certainly sparkled!

(It was a shame that Arthur never read into warlocks, and how the magic in a warlock's blood made their blood turn gold under the light of a full moon.)

Arthur then turned to look at his peacefully sleeping friend, and swore that he would do everything he could to help his friendly little fairy.

Shortly after that revelation, Arthur starts actively noticing all of the strokes of luck he has. Bandits can never land a hit on him because they're too busy getting knocked out by tree branches or tripping over roots, his baths and meals are always the perfect temperature no matter how long he waits, and his injuries all heal at near-impossible rates. Hell, Arthur couldn't even recall the last time he got sick with something as small as a cold!

So Arthur tries to do little things for Merlin to show him his appreciation, like giving Merlin flower crowns (which fairies are said to like and Merlin absolutely adores), giving him a shiny silver mirror (fairies are supposed to like shiny things, and Merlin's never had a proper mirror before), and giving Merlin parts of his own meals as a food offering (which Merlin of course isn't about to turn down).

(Arthur's also kinda frustrated at the lack of information about fairy courting rituals lol!)

But Arthur isn't the best at keeping secrets, so the knights of the round table eventually catch him trying to set up a nice little fairy ring for Merlin in the garden, and they also "figure out" that Merlin is a fairy, and it all spirals from there until the entire castle is trying to show their appreciation for their fairy friend.

Merlin's very confused by all of this (since Arthur's terrible at actually communicating, Merlin doesn't know that Arthur thinks he's a fairy), but he's not about to turn down all of these lovely gifts!

And there's lots of different directions the story could go from there! A pretty funny scenario would be some rival king catching wind of how Camelot's great victories are all because of their king befriending a kind fairy, so he kidnaps Merlin in an attempt to make Merlin grant him such great luck and victory in battle. However, all they do to imprison Merlin is pour a circle of salt around him (since they firmly believe that fairies cannot cross a barrier of salt).

Merlin's just kinda raises an eyebrow and thinks that this is the weirdest kidnapping ever, steps over the salt, and escapes back to Camelot.

Thank you for reading through my rambling! :D

#bbc merlin #merlin #merlin bbc #arthur pendragon #merthur #merlin au #himbo arthur #merlin prompts

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caturnmoon · 23 days ago

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♏️Scorpio Through the Houses🦂

*Firstly I want to start off by saying happy Scorpio season to all and to my Scorpio babies! 🖤

Scorpio in the first house:

having scorpio here hovering by your ascendant puts a Plutonian lens on your appearance and immediate persona. You could come off as standoffish immediately or pensive and reserved. You most likely naturally exude a powerful confidence and presence. One that doesn’t need all the clout that comes with it like Aries or Leo as the rising. And there’s naturally something a little more “edgy” with this power/confidence about you. This is very much a “I let my actions speak for me instead of words.” Placement. Your presence likely evokes pretty extreme/intense (again, a scorpionic theme) reactions from others. You likely have one hell of a poker face as Scorpio is notoriously known for keeping their cards close to their chest to keep others from getting too close to any vulnerabilities. This along with Capricorn rising is an infamous RBF placement. Could have pronounced emphasized intense eyes known for their classic “pierce through your soul” quality that’s associated with Scorpios generally. Whether they be light or dark. There’s something steely cold about them. Scorpio is the fixed water element associated with ice. Any planets in this house can also have a say in physical appearance as well. Planets like the moon here too, may soften these qualities.

Scorpio in the second house:

Having Scorpio ruling over the second house of finances, goods, and values can signify a focus of deep transformation in terms of values self worth and how you generate income. Since Scorpio naturally rules the 8th house which lies directly across the wheel from the second house, the sign and any planets in the 8th house will enhance and influence the qualities of your second house. The 8th house rules taxes, inheritances, debts, death,the occult, and sex to name a few major themes; these could all be ways for you to generate income and “worth” with Scorpio over your second house. Any planets in the second are also worth noting and can give clues into how you generate income and value it too. Your relationship with your self worth and self empowerment may go through intense cycles of death and renewal.

Scorpio in the third house:

With Scorpio ruling over the third house of short distance travel, childhood education, communication, neighborhoods, and siblings there could be some intense transformation in the way you relate to others around you and close to you. You could have an intense way of communicating with others and words tend to cut through people like a knife. There could potentially be a loss of a sibling at some point too since Scorpio rules death too. It could’ve left a lasting impact on you and grief could’ve been a major theme of your formative years. Had to potentially grow up too soon. Especially if there are planets like Mercury or Pluto or Neptune on this house, there could be potential for mediumship and communing with spirits from a young age. You could’ve also been bullied as a child and or been a bully as power and control are plutonian themes as well.

Scorpio in the fourth house:

Scorpio ruling the fourth house/IC indicates that your family and home life could be and could’ve had a strong emphasis on privacy; both growing up and in adulthood. You could hold your personal privacy sacred and only let a select few in your personal life. Vulnerability could be a soft spot for you and something that can be difficult for you to showcase in public. You could’ve also grown up with intense transformation in your familial sphere and death could also be a theme you became familiar with at a young age. These losses shaped your way of life and rocked you to your core. Perhaps it was a mother figure with it being in the fourth house. You could love indulging in your passions behind closed doors and in privacy; interests in the occult can be a possibility as well especially if well aspected and with planets like the moon, Pluto or Neptune present in this house. This could also indicate familial inheritance of some kind too. Whether it be spiritual or material.

Scorpio in the fifth house:

Scorpio ruling the fifth house of joy, expression, entertainment, drama, talents, pleasure and children could show a more private/reserved outlook on these themes. There is potential for personal transformations and growth through hobbies and having children potentially. If you do have children, you share a very intense deep loving bond with them and will be very protective of them. You could be really sensitive to the needs of children in general. Dating could be a passionate and intense experience for you and you could also be quite selective in your choosing of lovers. You have high standards and are choosey who you give your passionate affections too. With Scorpio in the fifth here, there could be a love of sexual pleasure as both Scorpio and the fifth house rule sex; Scorpio the intimate bond of it and the fifth rules casual sex and physical pleasure. Although causal sex and Scorpio tend to not mix traditionally! This could just show that physical touch could be a love language you express to your partner and those you date. The realms of creative endeavors can be a rich transformative experience for you and you could get to know yourself more through a hobby or even the occult/astrology. You could also be attracted to darker themed art.

Scorpio in the sixth house:

With Scorpio ruling the sixth house of health, wellness routines, service, open enemies, and illness there could be emphasis on power struggles with co workers and themes of service of some kind. With Scorpio ruling over this house, it’s important to be mindful of reproductive health since Scorpio rules the sex organs and rectum as well. When issues with others do arise, having Scorpio here indicates that you’re a very calculating and analytical person able to get to crux of any and every issue at hand. Workplace betrayal is something to look out for here and enemies at work. Reverse engineering and trouble shooting problems could come very naturally to you and you are a natural investigator. These themes could be actual areas of work for you as well! If left unchecked though, there can be potential for obsessive compulsive tendencies. Scorpio in the sixth shows an intense desire to succeed and perfect daily matters in every way.

Scorpio in the seventh house:

Having Scorpio ruling your seventh house of long term partnerships means you most likely tend to attract partners and people of a Plutonian nature; intense, pensive, and passionate. You value transparency, trust, and vulnerability as cornerstones in all of your relationships; not just romantic ones. You are more likely to have a few quality connections that you can rely upon than numerous surface level acquaintances. You have a strong relationship with the truth and morality as a whole and very well defined sense of justice. Not much gets by you! For you like to value fairness in all of your interactions but when justified, that stinger can strike swiftly! Just be mindful to not mistake vengeance for justice. Lower vibrational Scorpios are legendary for their lust (and eternal patience for it) for revenge and will let all of hell freeze over in order to enact upon it and go in for the kill. Just be mindful of this in how you relate with others and react when you are hurt and feel backed into a corner!

Scorpio in the eighth house:

Scorpio is at home in its own house of death, rebirth, taxes, occult, inheritance, debt, power, and intimacy/sex here! With Scorpio being at home here, there’s an ease of expressing the energies it represents. People with Scorpio ruling their eighth house most likely are adept at handling other people’s assets and money…and perhaps will inherit a great proportion of wealth too! These folks have a natural knack for long term investments and consolidating wealth. A natural understanding of the deeper and darker nuances of life are notable here as well, with an interest in research and spiritual discovery as well the occult. Their bull shit detector is unmatched and are natural lie detectors, much like Scorpio in the seventh, they value integrity, trust, and transparency over everything and value discretion and privacy in all relational matters. Intimacy is essential for you in your relationships and sex can be especially powerful and healing for you. You have an intimate respect and understanding of life death and the nuances in between the two. Everything plays its role. Both light and dark. You most likely have a profound respect for this. Now, where there’s ease of Plutonian aspects with Scorpio being in its own house, there can also be its more shadow aspects displayed here as well. Obsession, power struggles, paranoia and mistrust can all be struggles of the more negative manifestations of this sign ruling its own house here.

Scorpio in the ninth house:

With Scorpio in the ninth house of expansion, higher learning, optimism, mentors and luck there could be an intense emphasis on traveling to learn about different cultures and their spiritual practices. There could be a natural knack and interest in shamanism as well and a spiritual education of sorts. Since this is in the house of long distance “travel” this could also indicate a talent for astral travel as well! Interest in learning about the Akashic records is also likely here too. You’re really meant to live life outside of the norm and 3D with Scorpio ruling this house as it transforms the limits of your knowledge and expands it here in the ninth. You could enjoy learning in solitude as well and need to retreat into your own in order decompress and connect with the world as well since Scorpio is generally a private reserved sign who also values independence. You could also encounter spiritual mentors or gurus in this life that are very Plutonian in quality that make quite an impression on your life journey as well.

Scorpio in the tenth house/MC:

With Scorpio ruling the tenth house and or the midheaven, your public image and how you’re viewed by the public could be private reserved intense and possibly polarizing. Those with Scorpio in the tenth tend have quite the transformation in how they’re viewed by others and also in their careers over the duration of their lives. If supported by the rest of your chart, this is quite a favorable position for great power and wealth in your lifetime and leaving a long lasting legacy behind as well. You could have had a father that had Scorpio traits and left an impression on you and how you want to be viewed publicly since the tenth house is ruled by Capricorn and also rules patriarchal figures and fathers. You’re most likely known as someone who is quite tenacious in their pursuit of their goals and ambitious when it comes to achieving whatever you set your mind to. Scorpios will dedicate their whole hearts and minds to a desire and take all the time in the world to make that happen. You’re very passionate about your occupation and dedication is an understatement! Almost to the point of obsession which others can view you as too and others can also be obsessed with you if also support in other areas of your chart. Since this is a classic fame house this can indicate a very fervent fan base or supporters too, although this is also seen in Scorpio in the eleventh as well. You could also be known/viewed as someone who loves to divulge in anything taboo and perhaps this attached to your reputation and occupation as well.

Scorpio in the eleventh house:

Scorpio ruling the eleventh house of wish fulfillment, large communities, and philanthropy to me shows me a person who has felt like a black sheep most of their lives and has a difficult time fitting into communities or groups of friends. Especially if Pluto is also here as well. There could be a desire to belong to a group, but experience intense transformations in this area. You can accumulate a mass following potentially and or have pretty powerful friends that help support your goals and wishes in life. There is a deep need for these individuals to make a difference in the world and leave their mark on it. They experience transformation and growth when they get involved with a cause or their communities. Charity work could be something that they delve into at any time in life and since Scorpio can rule investments, they could also invest in them too and be benefactors. You’ll be able to spot fake people a mile away which is why people with Scorpio here tend to fit that “lone wolf” stereotype, especially with Pluto here in both this house and sign too. Helping others through spirituality could also be seen here too and how you find your “tribe”. Friends can be possessive or jealous of you here too.

Scorpio in the twelfth house:

Scorpio ruling the twelfth house of losses, dreams, endings, hospitals/institutions, addictions, and isolation can indicate an emphasis on deep shadow work of the subconscious mind. Dark psychology comes to mind with Scorpio in this house and there is also potential for hidden traumas here too that are hazy for you to remember. Nightmares and an intense dream life can also be possible here, and you could have a natural relationship with the spirit world through your dreams at night. Addiction is also possible here if other parts of the chart support this as well, since Scorpio can have obsessive and compulsive qualities You are like a psychic sponge that must have isolation and alone time to decompress from the world since you pick up energies of others easily here; a highly empathic placement. You are an old soul who is sensitive to the needs of others and loyal to those you love. You can seem aloof and “far away” in a different world at times where you may dissociate and escape to without being aware of it. You could also have a great fascination or fear of death and potentially can commune with spirits as well as a medium.

Until next time!! 🖖🏼👽

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thequiet-chaos · 3 months ago

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I don't think people realise how 'cinemantic' and 'match made in heaven' the Ferrari team was. I hated how Charles spoke about Carlos after Spanish GP, but then after the Williams announcement, after weeks of settling into it - I can't imagine how Charles' processing. I'm assuming they were called the dream team - I'm assuing Carlos assumed this was it. He was home. He loved the team, and the team loved him. And it was family. He bought a home in Maranello. He gave up Monaco and his friends and luxury and tax benefits to make sure his team gets back on top. And then carpet pulled, dreams shattered. The first thing he did was move to Monaco. And I think Charles doesn't know how to process that he's leaving. That Carlos won't be there next season. Their girlfriends (exes or current) won't be hanging out - a family of sorts.

He hopes it can be like Carlando. That even after their team mate era they'll be close friends, but I think he knows its different. Mclaren to Carlos was different. Ferrari might have been the dream team to Carlos, but Mclaren was family. Fred isn't Zac, Mclaren isn't Ferrari, and Charles won't ever be to Carlos what Lando is. So he tries with his future teammate - dog dates and parade ride convos. But you can feel he's sick to his stomach thinking about Carlos not being his teammate. You can tell from the first set of interviews. And you can also tell Carlos doesn't try anymore. He doesn't/isn't supposed to help develop the car or strategy. He's moving on. And the magic is dissappearing - we can tell. You can tell. I can tell. Hell, puma motorospot commenting the same on instagram can tell. So maybe he's pushing Carlos away a little. Trying to get that magic to shine on him. But it's disappearing, and people can see Carlos. Bright-eyed. Wronged. And everyone's rooting for him and everyones rallying for him. And anyone who isn't part of the Tifosi, want Carlos to shine. And even a few Tifosi are shedding their red for blue for Carlos, the man from Spain who tried and tried and loved. There's a deep rooted loyalty to him now. Because he's relatable or his situation is relatable - we can do everything right and still be wronged. Carlos doing well means hope - hope we can rise in our lives, hope we can get out of bad situations, hope that not getting what we wanted so desperately still means better opportunity. So people will root for him - deeper and more loyal and more intense. A story about tragedy, betrayal and redemption - and we know how much we love that arc.

So we hope Carlos Sainz shines where he goes. We collectively hope for dream come trues and epic retribution for him.

But sadly we also know that, that means-

When Carlos leaves Ferrari - the magic and glory and hope is going to follow with him.

#carlos sainz #carcar #charles lecrelc #charlos #carlando #love #f1 #f1 drivers #ferrari #mclaren

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a-very-tired-jew · 7 months ago

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More JVP Shenanigans

TLDR; JVP's Haggadah was put together by goys and their tax filings show they have no intent to help and/or represent Jews. We all know JVP is the Autism Speaks of the Jewish community. They exploit Jews and try to present themselves as a Jewish organization concerned with systemic discrimination, Palestinian rights, antisemitism, and much more. Hell, you can go look at their core values on their website and a lot of us would agree that these are good things.

JVP uses all that as misdirection. It uses Judaism as set dressing for its own agenda and exploits people’s ignorance. However, if you have just a little bit of knowledge you can tell that JVP is not only exploiting Judaism, but it is an organization that has wholly embraced Jew face and does not know what it’s doing.

Take a look at their Haggadah.

Their Haggadah was clearly put together by goys who didn’t know what they were doing. Many of the translations for their blessings are wrong or were clearly put through google translate. Other blessings are slapdash put together or grabbed from other Seders. Take a look at this blessing:

Baruch atah adonai eloheynu melech ha’olam asher kidshanu b’mitzvotav v’tzivanu l’hadlik ner shel (Shabbat v’shel) yom tov. Blessed is the spirit of freedom in whose honor we kindle the lights of this holiday, Passover, the season of Freedom.

Do you see the issue? For those who don't know, there is no mention of Passover in the blessing at all. So why is it in the translation? They also didn't include any of the extra words for Shabbat in the translation as well. If you have the patience, go through and read it. It omits the story of Passover, dismisses the importance of the holiday, and just changes the entire thing for their agenda. Edit: Above is about last year's haggadah as someone pointing out in the replies. Below is the link to this year's and it's just as bad, but this time they have a lot of tokenization to justify why they change the entire holiday to support their agenda. It literally asks you to write to the NY Times at one point...

“But it’s a Jewish organization, I swear!”

Well let’s look at their tax filing where they as a 501(c)3 have to describe what their organization is and their intent.

That's weird. A Jewish organization that states it fights against antisemitism and is committed to Jewish communities has nothing on their filing about Judaism or Jews in any capacity. It's mission is regarding education about Palestinians. Some of you might say "what's wrong with that?" There's nothing inherently wrong with that mission statement. What is wrong is that JVP hides its intent, bigotry, and antisemitism behind a veil of Jew face. It claims to be a Jewish organization, but it can't even get basic translations of prayers right. It omits, misleads, and misinforms about our culture, history, and traditions in such a heinous way that it's downright disgraceful. JVP does not represent the Jewish community and at this point it's clear that they're Jewish in name only.

#jumblr #leftist antisemitism #JVP #JVP can't even get a basic blessing right in its translations

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sytoran · 1 year ago

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𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑!

howdy! it's two weeks till october, and that means kinktober season. i've planned a very elaborate (and spicy) menu for you lot. it's my first ever kinktober event, so don't be too harsh on me. stay tuned for the good stuff!

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🎃 minors dni! for the rest of yall please be mindful of warnings and tags before reading (a lot of these fics may contain sensitive/triggering stuff!)

🎃 all fics will be dom!reader x sub!marvel women. (mainly wanda maximoff and natasha romanoff). don't like, don't read.

🎃 posts relating to this kinktober event will be tagged as 'sytoran's kinktober 2023'

🎃 i generally like to write reader as more masc-representing, and only either fem!reader or gender-neutral!reader (no male!readers)

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𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝐎𝐍𝐄 — 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄

🎃 OCTOBER 001.

somnophilia | CW!wanda x beefy!avenger!reader summary: after a particularly taxing work day, there's no better stress relief than your cute little bunny sleeping half-naked in your bed. cont: mild non-con, vaginal fingering, begging, daddy kink

🎃 OCTOBER 003.

blowjob | secretary!natalie rushman x ceo!reader summary: natasha's mission to retrieve a thumbdrive file involves seducing a high-ranking executive, and the seduction goes smoothly. a little too well, in fact, that she doesn't notice you're not all you seem to be. cont: reader has a cock, power play, begging

🎃 OCTOBER 005.

thigh-riding | IW!wife!wanda x gn!reader summary: you've always loved writing stories since young, but the tale of you and your wife writes itself, and it ends with a sweet happy-ever-after. cont: soft sex, established relationship, romance + fluff

🎃 OCTOBER 007. [POSTPONED]

stockholm syndrome | AOU!wanda x hydra!reader summary: after being taken as hostage by HYDRA's runaway assasin, newbie avenger wanda is prepared for pretty much anything, except developing feelings for her captor. cont: reader has a metal prosthetic arm, humiliation, degradation

𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝐓𝐖𝐎 — 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋𝐒

🎃 OCTOBER 009.

mermaphilia | mermaid!wanda x pirate!reader summary: as captain of a notorious gang of pirates, you've got a reputation of steel, but when there's a pretty little mermaid presenting herself for you, there's no chance in hell you're not saying yes. cont: sweet talk, begging, humiliation, overstimulation

🎃 OCTOBER 011.

size kink | roomate!natasha x werewolf!reader summary: despite your countless pleads for natasha to stay away during the full moon, she decides to brave the beast and be right by your side during your transformation. she gets a lot more than what she bargained for. cont: (very) rough sex, reader has a cock, breeding, creampie

🎃 OCTOBER 013.

knife play | bimbo!wanda x ghostface!reader summary: for years on end you've chased sweet revenge. from being your high school bully to the fount of your desires, wanda maximoff is your esteemed salvation and utter demise. today, you plan on taking it all back. cont: dubious consent, degradation, fingering

𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 — 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒

🎃 OCTOBER 015.

tit-fucking | milf!natasha x amab!reader summary: your wife thinks you've been acting a little off lately. she tries possible solutions to lighten your mood, but eventually it comes down to the 'hard' truth that you wanna fuck her tits. cont: reader has a cock, teasing, possessiveness, praise

🎃 OCTOBER 017.

breeding press | housewife!wanda x amab!reader summary: your wife looks a little too good on a particular weekday morning. spoiler alert - you end up late for work that day. cont: reader has a cock, daddy kink, possessiveness, marking

🎃 OCTOBER 019.

public sex | milf!natasha x mechanic!reader summary: natasha's had a completely shit day, and the last straw is when her car breaks down on the way home. the unbelievably sexy mechanic who shows up to fix her car makes it an unforgettable night. cont: daddy kink, horniness, hot mechanic stuff

🎃 OCTOBER 021.

wall sex | cheerleader!natasha x footballer!reader summary: natasha gets more attached than expected after a one-night-stand with the college's infamous player, both on the field and with the ladies. however, she's always been good at getting what she wants. cont: very long fic, squirting strap-on, cunnilingus

𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 — 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

🎃 OCTOBER 023.

exhibitionism | agent!peggy x lieutenant!reader summary: there's nothing quite like a classic 1940s sapphic romance, except the element of 'forbidden' doesn't apply to you; you're eating your wife out under her office desk as she speaks to - or least, attempts to speak to - her military soldiers. cont: office sex, cunnilingus, fingering, edging

🎃 OCTOBER 025. [POSTPONED]

aphrodisiac | witch!agatha x hunter!reader summary: during one of your hunting sessions in the woods, you stumble across a little wooden shack that wasn't there before. your curiosity gets the better of you, but you aren't prepared for what lies beyond. cont: non-con, sex pollen, riding, power bottom

🎃 OCTOBER 027. [POSTPONED]

caught masturbation | college!kate x professor!reader summary: kate's your best student, diligently attentive in your lectures. who knew that there were hidden intentions behind all that attention she paid to your teaching. or more specifically, you. cont: age gap, professor kink, humiliation, fingering

𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 — 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒

🎃 OCTOBER 029. [POSTPONED]

brat-taming | bimbo!wanda x sugarmommy!reader summary: what was supposed to be a relaxing day off at the bar turned awry when your pretty little girlfriend stepped in. wanda has a little too much fun toying with those sleazy men, so it's up to you to teach her a lesson. cont: bathroom sex, spanking, hair-pulling, degradation

🎃 OCTOBER 030. [POSTPONED]

omegaverse | omega!natasha x alpha!reader summary: while visiting your sister, kate, at the avengers compound, you stumble into none other than the black widow. there's big reputations, miscommunications, sexual tensions, and a whole lot of hot sex. cont: flirting, seduction, heat/rut, mating bite

🎃 OCTOBER 031. [POSTPONED]

mirror sex | barbie!wanda x gynecologist!reader summary: a sequel to 'doctor's orders'. wanda's curious nature to explore her new body intimately leads you to purchase a full-length mirror in your shared apartment. you teach her everything she needs to know. cont: fingering, guided masturbation, power play

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