#talking tags

[total-james]

art block omfg

[corvidinthewoods]

keep seeing ppl make points in the notes of hbomberguy posts that actually get addressed in the video. like, no a fancier reporting system for plagiarism isnt the answer. he touched on that!! its more likely to be abused in bad faith. and even if it does work, the likely reputation of always being wrong will make it easy for the offender to gloss over it. like internet historian did. cause, as outlined in the essay, the existing copyright system actually functioned and took his video down but because it has so notoriously been wrong or misused in the past, IH was able to just say “it got copy striked” and a lot of people accepted it

[arnie-cunningham-official]

Bill: Look at him, He's too stupid to know how much trouble he's in. Why don't you wise up? Brian: I told you everything. I'm tired of hearing myself talk Bill: We're not boring you, are we? A bright kid like you? Brian: Hey, am I under arrest? 'cause if I am, I want a lawyer Bill: The man wants a lawyer Brian: Yeah, that's right! Brian: And if you are not bookin' me I'd like to leave. Either way, I want you outta my face Bill: Oh yeah, hardass? I'm in your face to stay! What are you gonna do about it? Brian: Go ahead, hit me! Herb: Bill! Brian: Go ahead

Kevin Dillon as Brian Flagg, Paul McCrane as Deputy William "Bill" Briggs and Jeffrey DeMunn as Sheriff Herbert "Herb" Geller in The Blob (1988)

[data-riker]

Star Trek: The Next Generation S1 E13

[discountdyke]

i love (hate) my scrupulosity brain bc it is a huge reason i dont talk that much on here bc i type things out and then keep typing more and more disclaimers and explanations until ive completely lost the plot and just delete the whole thing

[butch-chastity]

love it when people say "assless chaps" as if there's any other kind of chaps

[schizosusie]

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[whereisthesun]

I HATE MORAL OCD. well i shouldnt say hate thats a strong word. and i dont want to sound like i hate people WITH moral ocd because i dont of course. i just hate having it. but i shouldnt think that, i do like having morals, its just stressful to be thinking about them so constantly and scrutinizing every little thing i do or think. but really thats the least i could do so i should at least try, right? just because i suffer from— no, struggle with moral ocd doesn’t mean i should just stop thinking about things all together, thats not what im saying and i should make that clear, but i

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[kiryuing]

[total-james]

I think the scariest thing about A Clockwork Orange is the fact that they're British.

[corvidinthewoods]

the audio is one about being allergic to joy/magic/fun

cropped out the poster’s face and username bc im just annoyed and dont want to unintentionally send ire their way but. come on. i dont like when actors are just in suits or on greenscreens for live action, why would i enjoy it for animation???

[arnie-cunningham-official]

Gifs:

Brian: Yeah, that’s right! And if you are not bookin’ me I’d like to leave. Either way, I want you outta my face Bill: Oh yeah, hardass? I’m in your face to stay! What are you gonna do about it? Brian: Go ahead, hit me! Herb: Bill! Brian: Go ahead

Script:

BRIAN Yeah, that's right. And if you're not gonna book me, I'd like to leave. Either way, I wan.t you out of my face. Bill grabs Brian by the front of his jacket and drags him close, nose to nose. BILL Oh yeah, hardass? I'm in your face to stay! What are you gonna do about it? Brian answers the challenge by giving the deputy's chin a sloppy lick. Bill cocks his fist back, furious. BILL You little shit. I oughtta bust your head open. HERB (interrupts softly) Bill Bill realizes he is out of line. He lets Brian loose, then turns away, wiping his chin. SALLY JEFFERS, the matronly radio dispatch operator, enters. Herb turns to her

Russell, C. (Director). (1988). The Blob. Palisades California, Inc.

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[stemmmm]

bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again