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Not to push my own agenda or whatever but he definitely has a type for other brown Latino men, especially the Spanish talk, it gets him going Yk? Immediately turns into a sub and melts under their touch and everything BRO.
PLS YALL I NEED MIGUEL FICS, I GET NERVOUS REQUESTING READ MY MIND INSTEAD
(He told me himself btw)
#miguel o'hara x male reader#miguel o’hara#marvel#spiderman across the spiderverse#male reader#talking out of my ass#I’m here for for my people#gay#bisexual#bisexual miguel o’hara#mi gente latino#latino male reader
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I am sick of the lack of Sevika merch. Once I get my shit together and uni stops biting my ass, I’m doing whatever I can to make merch (literally daydream and post here and hope that someone with money makes it into reality) (Riot Games I won’t even get mad if you steal my ideas). You get a Sevika keychain! You get a Sevika butch bait shirt! You get a Sevika funko pop! Everyone gets Sevika merch!!!
#talking out of my ass#funko pop pissed me i’m sry#LIKE icb we got heimerdinger and silco first before caitlyn#I am making Sevika into my own character. I will be turning her into a marketable plushie in 5-7 business days
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i will never ever ever ever get over how fucking good his yellow jacket is,, it’s so good i literally just 😭 I love it so much. Also i just love the pixelated style in ultimax sooo much ;_; it’s just .. i just luv adachi .. sooo MUCH . We need more content with him and his silly jacket . Bro is majestic
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someone's tagging isn't for other people to see
sometimes it's just for you to remind yourself of the people you love
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Bro.
I just explained to my cousin that I make up little scenarios in my head whenever I’m by myself, and I just so happened to predict something with a scenario, and he was like: “dude, that’s just Deja Vu.” And I’m like-
No Trey, I’M JUST NEURODIVERGENT
#autistic things#neurodiversity#actually neurodivergent#neurospicy#it’s the audhd#it’s the neurodivergency#talking out of my ass
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i was def born in the right generation
i love texting people halfway across the world
did i say texting?
i meant sexting
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Chicago is…… I could live here so easily…! I think anyone I know could. This shits nuts. I honestly wanna feel less pressure to go out and do stuff and more ability to lounge in my home bc my home is soooo nice here ! & I haven’t felt loneliness a single second! But I’m getting myself out and going… it’s so big……. Yeah I get it after like 4 days I get it it’s awesome here and anyone could live here with ease which is beautiful
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im like if snoopy were a girl (human)<3
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I’m getting an adachi tattoo on his bday …… I cannot wait to be an old man and have Tohru adachi on my flesh
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Ahem.
I AM NOT A DOCTOR. I AM NOT A DIETICIAN. GO TALK TO THE MUFUKKIN EXPERTS. That said...
I grew up in a hospital, and former caregiver to a diabetic father. If you're just managing your diet as a healthy person with no medical issues, food is not evil. Nothing you eat is bad. Fats, carbs, sugars, cholesterol. There are good and less-good forms (natural sugars in fruit versus refined sugar, trans fats versus healthy fats, etc.) but you'll make yourself sick on a PROTEIN ONLY diet as readily as you will if you eat NOTHING BUT SUGAR.
Eat what tastes good, but also pay attention to your body. If you're eating things and feeling like garbage after you eat them? Check what you're eating. Try something else.
Now let's bookend with that disclaimer for the people in the back...
I AM NOT A DOCTOR. I AM NOT A DIETICIAN. GO TALK TO THE MUFUKKIN EXPERTS--and do things that make your body feel nice and stronk and healthy, I love you, k? K.
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delete button save me
delete button
save me delete button
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canada is a front?
#🎙️#talking out of my ass#this is actually how my brian functions and i have to sift through it to post legible thoughts
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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if she’s not wrapped up under my tree tm i don’t want it
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my toxic tumblr trait is seeing someone’s icon and automatically associating that person with who or whatever is in the icon. like if your icon is a character from a show/movie/etc then congratulations you are that character to me. or if your icon is a dump truck then you are a sentient dump truck. sorry
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“There is no platonic explanation for thi-“ Sprays u with water. Sprays u
#let platonic relationships be just as intimate if not more so than romantic ones#does the power of friendship mean NOTHING to you#Star talks#my demiromantic ass is out here struggling#if you default straight to romance if two characters show affection for each other then guess what buddy#you are weak and will not survive the winter#we have such wonderful sights to show you *shoves my webcomic into ur face*
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