#talking out of my ass

[azraelh22]

Not to push my own agenda or whatever but he definitely has a type for other brown Latino men, especially the Spanish talk, it gets him going Yk? Immediately turns into a sub and melts under their touch and everything BRO.

PLS YALL I NEED MIGUEL FICS, I GET NERVOUS REQUESTING READ MY MIND INSTEAD

(He told me himself btw)

[jinxedjackie]

I am sick of the lack of Sevika merch. Once I get my shit together and uni stops biting my ass, I’m doing whatever I can to make merch (literally daydream and post here and hope that someone with money makes it into reality) (Riot Games I won’t even get mad if you steal my ideas). You get a Sevika keychain! You get a Sevika butch bait shirt! You get a Sevika funko pop! Everyone gets Sevika merch!!!

[tohrmew-nyadachi]

i will never ever ever ever get over how fucking good his yellow jacket is,, it’s so good i literally just 😭 I love it so much. Also i just love the pixelated style in ultimax sooo much ;_; it’s just .. i just luv adachi .. sooo MUCH . We need more content with him and his silly jacket . Bro is majestic

[themightiestacorn]

being the family faggot at thanksgiving is truly an experience like no other

[errortoog4y]

Bro.

I just explained to my cousin that I make up little scenarios in my head whenever I’m by myself, and I just so happened to predict something with a scenario, and he was like: “dude, that’s just Deja Vu.” And I’m like-

No Trey, I’M JUST NEURODIVERGENT

[elliewritesgarbage]

i was def born in the right generation

i love texting people halfway across the world

did i say texting?

i meant sexting

[being-it]

Chicago is…… I could live here so easily…! I think anyone I know could. This shits nuts. I honestly wanna feel less pressure to go out and do stuff and more ability to lounge in my home bc my home is soooo nice here ! & I haven’t felt loneliness a single second! But I’m getting myself out and going… it’s so big……. Yeah I get it after like 4 days I get it it’s awesome here and anyone could live here with ease which is beautiful

[goblinsbriide]

im like if snoopy were a girl (human)<3

[tohrmew-nyadachi]

I’m getting an adachi tattoo on his bday …… I cannot wait to be an old man and have Tohru adachi on my flesh

[iwrestlenow]

Ahem.

I AM NOT A DOCTOR. I AM NOT A DIETICIAN. GO TALK TO THE MUFUKKIN EXPERTS. That said...

I grew up in a hospital, and former caregiver to a diabetic father. If you're just managing your diet as a healthy person with no medical issues, food is not evil. Nothing you eat is bad. Fats, carbs, sugars, cholesterol. There are good and less-good forms (natural sugars in fruit versus refined sugar, trans fats versus healthy fats, etc.) but you'll make yourself sick on a PROTEIN ONLY diet as readily as you will if you eat NOTHING BUT SUGAR.

Eat what tastes good, but also pay attention to your body. If you're eating things and feeling like garbage after you eat them? Check what you're eating. Try something else.

Now let's bookend with that disclaimer for the people in the back...

I AM NOT A DOCTOR. I AM NOT A DIETICIAN. GO TALK TO THE MUFUKKIN EXPERTS--and do things that make your body feel nice and stronk and healthy, I love you, k? K.

[themightiestacorn]

someone's tagging isn't for other people to see

sometimes it's just for you to remind yourself of the people you love

[mcondance]

canada is a front?

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[elliewritesgarbage]

if she’s not wrapped up under my tree tm i don’t want it

[everrgrreeen]

my toxic tumblr trait is seeing someone’s icon and automatically associating that person with who or whatever is in the icon. like if your icon is a character from a show/movie/etc then congratulations you are that character to me. or if your icon is a dump truck then you are a sentient dump truck. sorry

[thestarfishface]

“There is no platonic explanation for thi-“ Sprays u with water. Sprays u