#talk to the dead

[allthehumanflaws]

Yo-

This only makes a little sense but what if

Klaus Hargreeves has the ability to talk to the dead right?? So what if he is dead?

Died like ages ago i know i know he can't but what if

And because his powers were talking to the dead but because now he himself is dead his powers like reversed and now despite being dead he can talk to the living

That would explain suddenly being able to channel other spirits through him you know-

[we-will-swallow-your-soul]

[nobodywritingao3]

I hope you like my prompt

It was funny to me

I read it and immediately got ideas >:)

[loveisadonkey]

last week in poem titles

the last week of Feb was pretty productive.

to sing sinatra in an empty museum

she didn’t like roses

at night the air is thinner

treasure box

my therapist tells me i should talk to my dead father

greek chorus

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[aesthetic-uni]

It’s that time of the year again

[paranormal-playground-podcast]

The Phone Booth at the Crossroads

Late one evening, Jake was driving home from a late shift at work. He took a wrong turn and ended up on a deserted road he had never seen before. As he drove, he noticed an old, dilapidated phone booth at a crossroads. It stood out, almost beckoning him to stop. Curious and feeling an odd compulsion, Jake decided to pull over and investigate.The Phone BoothThe phone booth looked like it hadn’t…

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

[bet-on-me-13]

The weirdly competent Doctor

So! The Watchtower's Medical Bay is a hub of constant Activity. With the number of Heroes who work under the Justice League, there are always injuries, health check-Ups, and illnesses that need healing.

But with the amount of Variant Biologies that those Heroes have, it's always a guessing game as to how to help them best. Some Metahumans react positively to penicillin, but others react like it's their Kryptonite. Some Aliens have anatomy similar to Humans, others are so different you can't tell the Stomach from the Bladder.

So when they hired a New Doctor for the Medical Bay, they had to run him through an entire Course on Variant Biologies and how best to treat specific Heroes. It was long and difficult to remember fully, but it was necessary for him to know.

But then the new Doctor started correcting Them.

"Actually, Martian's react better to the Syrup of Eucalyptus Plants better than Penicillin, since Eucalyptus is very similar to a medicinal plant from Mars which they used in many of their antibiotics."

"I don't think just pumping double doses of sedative is the best way to calm down a Speedster, that could have adverse effects on their body. Perhaps try Psychic Intervention? Their minds move a Mile a Second, but if you can calm them down their bodies will follow suit."

"Of course you use Micro-Doses of Kryptonite to operate on Superman! What else would you do?! I don't know, maybe ask JLD to enchant your Equipment to make use of Kryptonian suseptiblity to Magic? The Kryptonite is just gonna give him Cancer!"

Of course the Doctors didn't take kindly to being rudely corrected by a newbie, and Fired him on his first day.

Then a few days later their usual Treatments don't work, and they decide to give those strategies the Quack Doctor gave them out of desperation.

And Lo and Behold, they work! Martian Manhunter is fully healed and feels much better than the previous times he has needed surgery. Apparently they used a different Antibiotic that worked better with his Biology. Which was incredible, how had they figured it out?

Another Doctor you say? One who was experienced on Martian Biology and Medicinal History? He would very much like to meet with the man!

...

What do you mean you fired him for talking back?!

[nobodywritingao3]

I posted the first backstory chapter half an hour ago for voidshire if you wanna go see it on @zehglitch

You wanted tagged for my other stuff but I wasn't sure about the book itself

:3 I will give it a read! Tag me tag me tag me

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[densewentz]

When a cunty witch beats you to death then steals your boy toy for eternal torment 😢 (based on that 'don't you miss her???' meme)

[carpediemma]

This needs to be re-done with Charles and Edwin…

Looking at you @homoquartz and @technically-human 👀👀👀

[hinamie]

unconditionally