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queenretcon · 1 year ago
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isaacs did her booster story digital bc of time constraints it’s so over
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venompinks · 4 months ago
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JENNIE ✩ MANTRA
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callixton · 1 year ago
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taskmaster comment section abt alex & greg’s relationship….. girl
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hurlyburlytopsyturvy · 11 months ago
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a homestuck-ified meme bonanza
↓ ↓ references belooooww ↓ ↓ 
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jadewritesficshere · 6 months ago
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Eddie, who is intently watching Steve, fidgeting every so often. If Eddie was a cat, his tail would be flicking back and forth with rapid increasing movements as he got ready to attack.
Steve, who was so innocently watching the game, happens to realize he hasn't heard Eddie say anything for awhile. Which means one (1) thing: he's up to mischief.
Steve barely has time to turn his head to look when Eddie tackles into him. Steve falls back further onto the couch with a grunt as his boyfriend wrenches his shirt up. "The hell-" Steve's hands are in the air, unsure if he should pull Eddie closer or push him away.
The hesitation gives Eddie enough time to attempt to slither under his shirt. Eddie can only fit his head and the tops of his shoulders under Steve's form-fitting t-shirt, but it's enough. His eyes light up at the torso covered in hair and freckles.
Eddie lays his head against Steve's chest with a dull thud, echoing the thudding of Steve's heart. Eddie snakes his arms around Steve's waist. Eddie can feel Steve slowly place a hand on his back, and stroke up and down his spine.
Steve lightly pulls the neck back so he can look down his shirt at Eddie. Eddie doesn't see it, the look on his face, content to just lay there with his eyes closed. But the adoration, love, and pure glee can't be held back on Steve's face.
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whump-in-the-closet · 6 months ago
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dialogue prompts for traitor whumpees
(cws in tags)
the betrayed:
"What are you doing? Why did you lock...why did you lock the door?"
"No! Stop, you can't do this!"
"You don't have to do this."
"I thought I could trust you."
"When I get out of this-- when, not if-- when I get out, you're going to wish you were dead."
"Fucker. I always knew you were trouble. No one else listened, did they? They took in your sob story and swallowed it whole."
"Oh, you're sorry? You're sorry? Why don't you run back to your master like the dog you are?"
"Fuck off."
"I don't want to hear it. I don't!"
"We should have never trusted you. We should have never helped you."
"You're going to regret this, I promise you."
the betrayer:
"I'm...so sorry."
"Its for your own good."
"This was the only way, you don't understand."
"I'm sorry-- I had to, they forced me-- please, please forgive me."
"This would be much easier for you if you just held still."
"Oh? Are the handcuffs a little tight? Do they pinch? My bad, let me just cut off your circulation here."
"This is very satisfying, I have to admit. And just the tiniest bit humorous."
"Someone gag them. They never know when to shut up."
"You really should have known better."
"Why on earth did you think I ever needed your help?"
"It was me or you, old friend. And I really prioritize survival over any relationship."
"It's nothing personal. It just had to be done."
"I may regret this, I may not. At least I'll be alive to regret it."
"You don't understand what they did to me. You will though. Soon."
"Oh shut up, this isn't even the worst part."
"I had no idea some of the most brilliant minds in the world were so... gullible."
"God, you lot were stupid. You...followed me into a basement. Seriously, what is up with that?"
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poisoned-pearls · 8 days ago
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I’m gonna commit hate crimes against them. Anyways please take my (apparently) annual ✨vaguely themed valentines✨ Jamiazu post in January
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ninyard · 24 days ago
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I was gonna make a post like “Wears a suit, looks normal in a suit / Never wears a suit, looks awkward when they do” type of post and I had written Aaron down as “doesn’t look out of place wearing a suit, but turns heads because he never does it” and then remembered, actually, people would probably get used to him wearing a suit after he had to wear one every day during his trial
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humming-fly · 9 months ago
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sadly Arthur can't make friends with every cute woodland creature he comes across in the medieval countryside I can't believe the setting for season 5 has been out for over a month and I haven't seen a single monty python reference yet I guess I'll do it myself
in the spirit of choose-your-own-adventures here's an alternative timeline
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skachacharealsmooth · 24 days ago
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coming on main to say this just bcs i talk more abt sth over here but my ideal sonadow dynamic is soooo situationship coded. sonic will knock on shadow’s door at like 3 am sopping wet scrapes all over his body taco bell in hand stupid smile and shadow will just be like ughhhh fine whatever invite yourself in. they spend a few weeks together in domestic bliss or whatever until shadow notices that sonic’s leg is extra bouncy and his eyes are darting today at breakfast which means he’s gonna leave in the middle of the night off to chaos knows where.
shadow’s version of crashing and leaving is stepping in on sonic’s heroic endeavors but only when the situation is extreme enough to use his Top Secret Government Job as a reason. shadow isn’t using his occupation as an excuse, more so a valid reason to warrant rubbing elbows w sonic and co….and what follows is the most awkward bizarre palpable tension that you can cut through with a knife. like condolences to anyone that is within a 10 mile blast radius of them. when they’re parting ways sonic always says something so out of pocket in love goo goo eyes and shadow will think about it for the next five months nonstop. sonic then shows up on his doorstep and the cycle continues. actually let me expand on why this happens down below
shadow will not tell sonic that he genuinely has feelings for him for a multitude of reasons but the main sparksnotes overarching reason why changes over time. when they’re younger shadow is under the impression that sonic simply can’t be in a long term romantic relationship because he’s incapable. this type of engagement is just his speed and suits his lifestyle perfectly. as they get older, shadow’s opinion slightly shifts in favor of the idea that sonic would never settle down because his appetite to experience everything the world has to offer is greater than his desire to have and maintain in a romantic sense. getting serious is something he doesn’t want turns into getting serious is something he genuinely can’t bring himself to do.
on the other hand, sonic will not tell shadow that he has feelings for him and his reasoning stays the same. and it’s arguably more stupid. sonic is convinced that shadow just isn’t that serious about him. like every time he creeps out of the door in the middle of the night he secretly wishes that shadow will catch him and beg him to stay in this giant confession of love but that would never happen because coming and going is sonic’s thing and who shadow sees in between their meetings is none of his business. if he was that serious then he would confess. when they’re younger sonic fantasizes the doorway scene ending as let me come with you. as they get older, it turns into stay.
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willthespy · 5 days ago
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Nico kissing his loves ones (forehead kisses, etc.) is so European of him yet all the fandom could focus on esp back in the day was if he could handle pasta breaking or not. meanwhile my brother in christ literally went to tartarus twice… go focus on the subtle TRUE stereotypes gang!!
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harbingersecho · 8 months ago
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are we the sins we have committed? are we the things we have endured? [...] who are we?
[ref]
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jay-wasstuff · 2 years ago
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Every person's reaction to the H*nd H*lding being different is funny asf
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housecow · 2 months ago
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do you get hit on?
WHO would hit on me. the drive thru ppl?? do you really think i go out often my name is literally housecow
“damn girl you order so much food every time you’re here, that’s hot”
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milkbreadtoast · 1 month ago
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guys i started reading this recently and let me tell you. You have to read this one.... ITS SO GODDAMN FUNNY. im having the time of my life... wholeheartedly rec
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muffinmoonn · 5 months ago
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