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isaacs did her booster story digital bc of time constraints it’s so over
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JENNIE ✩ MANTRA
#jennie#idolady#kgoddesses#ggnet#ksoloists#femaleidol#femaleidolsedit#femadolsedit#blackpink#jennie kim#jennie mantra#blackpink jennie#bp#bp jennie#jennie ruby jane#jennie edits#bp edits#blackpinkedit#*edits#THE BLONDE WIG#BYE IM GAGGED#ouu she’s coming with the heat now!!#like y’all I’m so HYPED#also can we talk about how creative her mind is? like WOAH
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taskmaster comment section abt alex & greg’s relationship….. girl
#LIKE. ARE THEY WRONG#also the other comment of like. seeing it distilled like this is intense. YEAH#sooo many questions for them that will never be answered#what a wild fucking persona/long term gag to fall into. on a light entertainment show#we’re gonna have an intense d/s relationship and acknowledge it only to tease people for noticing it. What. this is a panel show kings#ted talks#taskmaster#greg davies#alex horne
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a homestuck-ified meme bonanza
↓ ↓ references belooooww ↓ ↓
#the 200 follower special yeeeeehaw#hurly art#this all happened bc i think the gag of dave’s eyes awooga-ing through his shades is funny#then it spiraled#jane could be talking about dirk or jake take your pick#homestuck#homestuck beyond canon#hsbc#hs:bc#homestuck^2#homestuck art#homestuck fanart#hs#hom3stuck#tw blood#dave strider#june egbert#j egbert#dirk strider#jake english#rose lalonde#jane crocker#roxy lalonde#terezi pyrope#jade harley#jasprosesprite#hs^2
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Eddie, who is intently watching Steve, fidgeting every so often. If Eddie was a cat, his tail would be flicking back and forth with rapid increasing movements as he got ready to attack.
Steve, who was so innocently watching the game, happens to realize he hasn't heard Eddie say anything for awhile. Which means one (1) thing: he's up to mischief.
Steve barely has time to turn his head to look when Eddie tackles into him. Steve falls back further onto the couch with a grunt as his boyfriend wrenches his shirt up. "The hell-" Steve's hands are in the air, unsure if he should pull Eddie closer or push him away.
The hesitation gives Eddie enough time to attempt to slither under his shirt. Eddie can only fit his head and the tops of his shoulders under Steve's form-fitting t-shirt, but it's enough. His eyes light up at the torso covered in hair and freckles.
Eddie lays his head against Steve's chest with a dull thud, echoing the thudding of Steve's heart. Eddie snakes his arms around Steve's waist. Eddie can feel Steve slowly place a hand on his back, and stroke up and down his spine.
Steve lightly pulls the neck back so he can look down his shirt at Eddie. Eddie doesn't see it, the look on his face, content to just lay there with his eyes closed. But the adoration, love, and pure glee can't be held back on Steve's face.
#Eddie complains offhandedly that he can't see the tv (he wasn't watching to begin with)#And Steve just stretches the neck down and Eddie is just like OH#Because Steve hates necks that are stretched out and loose and ill fitting (Eddie wears them cause they are comfy)#But knowing Steve was willing to potentially ruin one of his shirts because Eddie wanted to see TV?#Oh he's done for!! He's gonna marry that man (it isnt legal in 1990 but he's already done other criminal things he'll do this too)#Eddie has a dopey grin on his face and Steve isn't even thinking twice#Robin comes in and fake gags at the lovefest and immediately leaves#Steddie#Jade is Talking#Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson#Eddie Munson x Steve Harrington
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dialogue prompts for traitor whumpees
(cws in tags)
the betrayed:
"What are you doing? Why did you lock...why did you lock the door?"
"No! Stop, you can't do this!"
"You don't have to do this."
"I thought I could trust you."
"When I get out of this-- when, not if-- when I get out, you're going to wish you were dead."
"Fucker. I always knew you were trouble. No one else listened, did they? They took in your sob story and swallowed it whole."
"Oh, you're sorry? You're sorry? Why don't you run back to your master like the dog you are?"
"Fuck off."
"I don't want to hear it. I don't!"
"We should have never trusted you. We should have never helped you."
"You're going to regret this, I promise you."
the betrayer:
"I'm...so sorry."
"Its for your own good."
"This was the only way, you don't understand."
"I'm sorry-- I had to, they forced me-- please, please forgive me."
"This would be much easier for you if you just held still."
"Oh? Are the handcuffs a little tight? Do they pinch? My bad, let me just cut off your circulation here."
"This is very satisfying, I have to admit. And just the tiniest bit humorous."
"Someone gag them. They never know when to shut up."
"You really should have known better."
"Why on earth did you think I ever needed your help?"
"It was me or you, old friend. And I really prioritize survival over any relationship."
"It's nothing personal. It just had to be done."
"I may regret this, I may not. At least I'll be alive to regret it."
"You don't understand what they did to me. You will though. Soon."
"Oh shut up, this isn't even the worst part."
"I had no idea some of the most brilliant minds in the world were so... gullible."
"God, you lot were stupid. You...followed me into a basement. Seriously, what is up with that?"
#cw kidnapping#cw betrayal#cw implied torture#cw manipulation#cw restraints#cw implied gagging#cw death threat#cw implied imprisonment#cw gaslighting#whump writing#whump#whumpblr#whump prompt#whump community#whump prompts#troy talks#whump ideas#whump scenario#whumpee turned whumper#betrayal#abandonment#traitor whump#betrayal whump#dialouge prompts#whump dialogue#writing dialogue
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I’m gonna commit hate crimes against them. Anyways please take my (apparently) annual ✨vaguely themed valentines✨ Jamiazu post in January
#Jamiazu#azujami#ashenviper#jamil x azul#Azul x jamil#im being thorough in my tags today boys#Twst#twisted wonderland#azul ashengrotto#jamil viper#Twst azul#twst jamil#anyways#time to actually talk abt the art#I’ve had this in my drafts for forever but today I actually put in the effort to. Line it#And color#I think they’re cute#also Ace is gagging in the background
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I was gonna make a post like “Wears a suit, looks normal in a suit / Never wears a suit, looks awkward when they do” type of post and I had written Aaron down as “doesn’t look out of place wearing a suit, but turns heads because he never does it” and then remembered, actually, people would probably get used to him wearing a suit after he had to wear one every day during his trial
#side note: Seth eats up wearing a suit#turns heads GAGGING everyone he comes in contact with#because NOBODY is used to it and he looks SO good#Jeremy is used to dressing business casual#so when he dresses up it’s not out of place#but my god#my god#I don’t know what I’m talking about tbh#just men in suits
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sadly Arthur can't make friends with every cute woodland creature he comes across in the medieval countryside I can't believe the setting for season 5 has been out for over a month and I haven't seen a single monty python reference yet I guess I'll do it myself
in the spirit of choose-your-own-adventures here's an alternative timeline
#does discussing s5's setting count as spoilers real talk#it's been known for well over a month by this point right#malevolent#malevolent podcast#mp#arthur lester#john doe#monty python#monty python and the holy grail#malevolent spoilers#Not really but like?? I guess to be nice??#oh god 2am a return to form#wasn't originally planning to do two comics but i kind of liked both gags#with john describing the Horrors and arthur getting mauled#both are good fun so figured why not Really stay up later than I need to
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coming on main to say this just bcs i talk more abt sth over here but my ideal sonadow dynamic is soooo situationship coded. sonic will knock on shadow’s door at like 3 am sopping wet scrapes all over his body taco bell in hand stupid smile and shadow will just be like ughhhh fine whatever invite yourself in. they spend a few weeks together in domestic bliss or whatever until shadow notices that sonic’s leg is extra bouncy and his eyes are darting today at breakfast which means he’s gonna leave in the middle of the night off to chaos knows where.
shadow’s version of crashing and leaving is stepping in on sonic’s heroic endeavors but only when the situation is extreme enough to use his Top Secret Government Job as a reason. shadow isn’t using his occupation as an excuse, more so a valid reason to warrant rubbing elbows w sonic and co….and what follows is the most awkward bizarre palpable tension that you can cut through with a knife. like condolences to anyone that is within a 10 mile blast radius of them. when they’re parting ways sonic always says something so out of pocket in love goo goo eyes and shadow will think about it for the next five months nonstop. sonic then shows up on his doorstep and the cycle continues. actually let me expand on why this happens down below
shadow will not tell sonic that he genuinely has feelings for him for a multitude of reasons but the main sparksnotes overarching reason why changes over time. when they’re younger shadow is under the impression that sonic simply can’t be in a long term romantic relationship because he’s incapable. this type of engagement is just his speed and suits his lifestyle perfectly. as they get older, shadow’s opinion slightly shifts in favor of the idea that sonic would never settle down because his appetite to experience everything the world has to offer is greater than his desire to have and maintain in a romantic sense. getting serious is something he doesn’t want turns into getting serious is something he genuinely can’t bring himself to do.
on the other hand, sonic will not tell shadow that he has feelings for him and his reasoning stays the same. and it’s arguably more stupid. sonic is convinced that shadow just isn’t that serious about him. like every time he creeps out of the door in the middle of the night he secretly wishes that shadow will catch him and beg him to stay in this giant confession of love but that would never happen because coming and going is sonic’s thing and who shadow sees in between their meetings is none of his business. if he was that serious then he would confess. when they’re younger sonic fantasizes the doorway scene ending as let me come with you. as they get older, it turns into stay.
#sonic would b the one asking what are we after like 30 years of whatever this is and shadow is gagged because he thought sonic was someone#that didn’t want labels or commitments or whatever#going this hard for cartoon talking animals is insane work but i see it perfectly within my brain#disclaimer that i don’t want to glamorize situationships but then again they are my dolls this is the dollhouse and none of this is real#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonadow#shadsoni#shadow the hedgehog#toxic yaoi win!!!!!#sonic x shadow generations
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Nico kissing his loves ones (forehead kisses, etc.) is so European of him yet all the fandom could focus on esp back in the day was if he could handle pasta breaking or not. meanwhile my brother in christ literally went to tartarus twice… go focus on the subtle TRUE stereotypes gang!!
#i dont even know if rick did it on purpose but i think about it a lot as a european#may i specify its mostly the western south and mid europe that do this but hes italian so it adds up#talked about this cultural thing with other friends and described it as ‘getting sloppy with the fam’ but they never experienced the#gross WET gag-inducing kisses from nonna#nico di angelo#pjo#pjoverse#rrverse#percy jackson#pjo fandom#pjo hoo toa tsats#pjo hoo toa#pjo hoo#nico pjo
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are we the sins we have committed? are we the things we have endured? [...] who are we?
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#iwtv#iwtv amc#interview with the vampire#loumand#louis de pointe du lac#vampterview#armand#louis#ldpdl#iwtv spoilers#mine#*24#its gonna be so joever soon its the eye of the hurricane rn#when u both are defined by your relationships to others and find a role and a purpose in them. the brother the lover the leader. OK.#if i have identity issues and YOU have identity issues... who's steering the relationship?? its still armand but at least they can pretend#sorryyy i'll stop posting abt this show soon. or at least for a little while. maybe. probably. add pensive face with its ass out emoji here#1 funny thing abt ep3 was that when they started talking abt good and evil i laughed out loud and said can we get fucking sartre in here#jesus christ. and then sartre was sitting right there and schooled them + told them to stfu. gagged me a bit ngl#also something something hell is other people we are trapped by others' perceptions of us their judgement enters our knowledge of ourselves#you get it. im gonna go build weird houses in ts4. goodbye
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Every person's reaction to the H*nd H*lding being different is funny asf
#shax just looking like shes fucking done she could NOT catch a break at all#the other demons staring in utter confusion and gagging like cmon now keep the h*nd h*lding in the bedroom!!#maggie just finding it sweet is so her and then nina is there like “i just wanted to talk about the christmas lights man”#crowley like mmmm okayyyy i see i can do that~ and aziraphale looking scandalised by the openness of such display from gabriel LMFAOOOO#good omens#good omens 2#go2#good omens season 2#good omens spoilers#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable bureaucracy#michael sheen#david tennant#crowley#aziraphale#gabriel x beelzebub
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do you get hit on?
WHO would hit on me. the drive thru ppl?? do you really think i go out often my name is literally housecow
“damn girl you order so much food every time you’re here, that’s hot”
#i’m a homebody and it shows#y’all gotta remember i live in a small town#there’s not much opportunity to see people#also idk if i’m anywhere it’s like. the grocery store#and i’m desperately trying to get in and out unnoticed by people i knew in high school#btw though lmfao one of them hit me up on instagram and i gagged#and if i’m in the city i don’t rlly go places you’d hit on someone#people initiate conversations with me and open doors and smile at me tho so that counts for something right LOL#i went to that bar last weekend but the average age was double mine and everyone was there w their partner haha !!!#it was a jazz bar so that’s to be expected#talk#ask
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guys i started reading this recently and let me tell you. You have to read this one.... ITS SO GODDAMN FUNNY. im having the time of my life... wholeheartedly rec
#the comedic timing really hits unlike a lot of comedy webtoons that miss the mark for me...#but not only that but it's genuinely a rly solid story w a likeable cast??#it genuinely has a lot of heart and the emotional beats hit (i cried)...#im up to ep 62 now#it balances comedy action and heartwarming well...#its been a long time since ive read such a genuinely good gag manga like this#tbh i didn't have much expectations going in but u see that 9.9 rating... i understand why it's so high now fkdhdj#deserved tbh#webtoon recommendation#the greatest estate developer#tged#talk tag#cant wait to read more whenever i have downtime#ok im going to wait a bit to rb fanart
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