#tala glitch

[talos-stims]

tala [go jetters] stimboard with plants and bees in green and yellow for @thunderstomm!

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[thunderstomm]

▪︎ HAPPY 9TH ANNIVERSARY TO GO JETTERS !! ☆ ART COLLAB

On October 26th, Nine whole years ago, Go Jetters aired its very first episode !! If you know me, then you know that this show means the world to me, and on this day especially I want to send so much love and thanks to everyone who worked on this show, and all of the wonderful people I’ve gotten to meet in the community. You’re geographic !

And a massive thank-you to everyone who participated in the art collab, which I hosted !! Everyone’s parts turned out amazing- credits in the image!! I drew the grimbots for this, in addition to hosting! (:

Don’t forget- maybe one day, they’ll be zooming through the clouds above you!

[oklotea]

GRAHESH GLITCH is a middle aged desi immigrant, who runs a struggling hardware store, with his long time business partner, ULYSSES "LEE" DISCOLLI.

Short-tempered. Divorced. Exhausted. Grahesh is trying to mend his strained relationship with his daughter, TALA GLITCH. But as the years go by, Tala wonders if it's even worth it. They both do.

No matter though, because Grahesh's life gets turned upside down as he finds himself being the sole individual who just might have a chance to save all of existence, against a dark, all-knowing, all-seeing entity.

WAHHHIIOOOOOOO HAHAHHSHAGGDGSHFHSHDHDHSHHSSJSHHDHCHDHCHHCHF I'M FINALLY FUCKING DOING THIS!!!!!!!

I REALIZED I LIKE TO HAVE FUN AND I'M A TINY HUMAN BEING ON A FLOATING ROCK I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you watched everything everywhere all at once? WATCH IT. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER.

So this is one of the most outlandish go jetters au concepts on paper. Everything everywhere all at once...... And go jetters....... And the main character is glitch.

But you see it's actually genius and I don't think I've ever been so happy with an original au in my LIFE.

So here are a few of the reasons I created this au concept. And a few things I hope to achieve with it.

One aspect of glitch's character that I obsessively think about, is the fact that he may as well be the only Glitch who hasn't made like, a huge accomplishment of some sort. And despite glitch being proud of where he comes from, who his family is and their legacy..... They might not be proud of him back.

With this AU, and it's really grounded in reality setup, and with, making Glitch asian, I really hope to be able to explore that deeply-engrained, hard to escape disappointment, that comes with not making your family proud. For not living up to their expectations, and how to confront it, after living with that overwhelming disappointment your whole life. Because, glitch is at least in his late 40s. He has had to push aside all of his true feelings about himself, and his entire life of disappointment after disappointment, again and again; for the sake of getting his taxes done. For the sake of keeping him, his daughter, and his business partner afloat. He's just too scatterbrained and busy to unpack all that.

Another thing about this AU, is that even though here, Glitch and Ubercorn, or should I say Grahesh and Lee, meet through very different circumstances, and are living in very different conditions, they are both still inherently their canon characters, only just.... Put through the wringer known as LATE STAGE CAPITALISM ahem. Real world problems y'know?

SPEAKING OF THESE TWO OHHHRGGDGHHHHHHHH I'm about to ruin them. There are certain details I haven't really worked out ENTIRELY but know I'm about to do so much character exploration with these two and what they mean to each other (putting them through the wringer)

Also putting Tala through the real world problems wringer. Just to see what would happen. And adding a blaring disconnect between her and her father for shits and giggles

No but there IS a reason! Something very obvious about canon tala, is that despite what people say about her uncle, what her family hypothetically says about him, she continues to look up to him, and find him, and stay close to him. But with uhhhh eeaao!tala, she's had to live through all of Grahesh's failures, and mistakes. She's seen this guy in his entire ugly existence. How he constantly bursts out in sudden anger at the people around him, how he almost never has a proper plan, and consistently makes stupid mistakes. How no matter how hard he tries, he could never say the right words to her. Maybe a long time ago, she used to look up to him, but unfortunately, not anymore. Tala is in her early 20s in this au.

Even though it's sad, a hypothetical that I would LOVE to explore with this AU is... What would a hopeless Tala look like? A Tala who's lived long enough to completely lose her spark. Who can't see her father fondly anymore. Who has found herself completely drowning in disappointment. Just like her father.

Idk this is just a really self indulgent au and it makes me happy thinking about the art I could make for it :333

Also. Spoiler alert for the movie: I wanna see Tala be an omnipotent, destructive, multidimensional, nihilistic, weird girl who desperately wants to be understood by her father I NEED IT LIKE OXYGEN

I'll probably be making more concept sketches for this au so, be sure to look out for it!!!! :DD tell me what you think about it but only the good parts I don't need any criticism rn

Thank god orange, green, and purple are a color triad.

Uberglitch family is real

[shibearts]

damn, they got me. again. anyways, have some bird au (i dont have any other art of them yet sobbing)

closeups!

i love them so so mucg my silly geography blorbos

[crisppclick]

Salutations Tumblr !!

I've been about the hype of this platform and I have finally found the time to make my own login.

pretty new to how things operate around here, and I would appreciate some help from more experienced folks.

I am a proud pupil of the Go Jetter and hazbin hotel fandom ( Greetings all GJ ; HH fans ;] ) and I have a separate account on Wattpad (username is the same here as it is there). Go check it out if you would like to see some of my many works I have already uploaded on the app (just GJ stuff). I may continue some things I did on there here!

Thank you for reading my beautiful people, have a very good time of day.

[yurisukisu]

Pt. 1 !!!!

[mogai-headcanons]

Xuli from Go Jetters is a pansexual intrafeminine librafeminine demiirl who uses she/her, they/them, and sometimes he/him pronouns!

Kyan is abrosexual, but currently uses the bisexual label, and uses he/him pronouns!

Lars is an oriented aroace nonbinary person who uses they/them and he/him pronouns!

Foz is a demisexual bicurious person who uses he/him pronouns!

They're all friends and are taught by Ubercorn, a queer heteroflexible cis man who is very supportive of the community and uses he/him pronouns, but is fine with any!

Ubercorn is friends with Grandmaster Glitch, a panromantic demisexual demiboy who uses he/him, they/them, and it/its pronouns!

The Go Jetters are all friends with Glitch's niece Tala, a girl who is still questioning her gender and sexuality and uses she/her pronouns!

Tala is also friends with Finn, a heteromantic asexual ally!

Professor Wave is a transfeminine asexual lesbian who uses she/her pronouns!

dni link

[crossroads-of-the-raven]

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Now I kinda want to plan a Murder Drones café menu

And now back to our regularly scheduled Khan brainrot.

Murder Drones collab cafe dessert concept (Glitch, we could've had it all...)

[theluminescentbee]

So. Time to actually post something relevant

When actually is everyone’s birthday?

Birthdays! Everyone has them (mostly, some cultures do not celebrate and that is valid!), you have some cake and presents, go out somewhere cool or whatever.

But we never get given exact dates for the go Jetters birthdays. Or anyone else on the show.

So like any normal person I spent ages stalking every episode for details in order to guesstimate where everyone’s special day may fall! And this was what I found, in no particular order:

In S3:E19: Istanbul, Glitch is seen placing a calendar in the first few seconds. This calendar has 31 days. On it he marks everyone’s important birthdays, meaning his, his niece Talas, and the bears. Glitchs birthday is celebrated in S1:E35: St Basils Cathedral, which was released in September 2016. (For my own sanity I will assume this specific birthday fell in the release month, but I will not follow this logic for anyone where more concise evidence of their month is prevalent). On the calendar shown, glitch marks his birthday on an off coloured square, meaning it fell on the last day of the PREVIOUS month. This means I can assume that Glitchs birthday falls on the 30th of September. Probably somewhere in the mid-late 1900s.

Looking at this same calendar, we can assume the month shown is in fact October, due to the above information. This makes it easy to count the dates shown, and see that Talas birthday falls on the 29th of October, probably somehwere in the late 2000s, as implied by her being a student of Fozs age.

Now I’m moving on to the birthdays which were a little harder to figure out. Starting with Ubercorns. Ubercorn and Lars have the same issue, they have an explicitly mentioned episode that is their birthday, but they do not line up with the release months due to evidence shown on screen. Making my life a little harder. As a result, I couldn’t give you an exact date, but I can give you frames.

Ubercorns birthday episode is S3:E51: Birthday Surprise. It is also the last episode of the show. In it, the main team do a lot of preparation to make their mentors birthday perfect, but rely on some help from the now reformed grandmaster to help. There isn’t too many identifying details in this episode to show when his birthday occurs, but I hone in on a few key points:

The team is out when it’s dark. Nouveau also is still awake. This implies it’s at a time of year when it gets dark early-ish, because if it was summer, it wouldn’t be dark until about 10pm, which is too late for everyone in the academy to be awake.

Kyan, Foz and glitch use cherry blossoms for decoration, which only bloom in a tiny window, between the end of March and start of April

Using these key facts, I can ROUGHLY narrow down Ubercorns birthday to be between the 20th of March and 7th of April. Where you put it exactly is down to personal opinion. The year would be the same as grandmaster glitchs, they were in the same class

Lars is the last character to have ANY mention of a birthday in canon. He gets a whole episode (S2:E52: Sami Reindeer Herding, Norway), yet no mention of a date! For a while myself and others in the fandom just assigned December the 6th to be his birthday, because that’s when the episode dropped (sort of). However recently I decided to look into it properly, and find the “actual” date. Which while it was tedious, was not hard. For his birthday, ubercorn heads over to Norway to see the conclusion of the Sami reindeer herding (spring) season. I am going to assume this was in 2021, seeing as they were allowed to travel, but the episode happened in 2020, so it may well have been then. The CONCLUSION of the Sami reindeer herding isn’t well documented information, especially after 2020, and I can’t really find much on the exact date online. But the date it concluded on in 2019 was the 24th of April, and it was on the 25th the year after (source: visitnatives.com, specifically the part on the reindeer herding). This means logically you can narrow down his birthday to the 23rd-25th of April. Although the day the herding concludes can vary extremely, I cant account for every small detail. The year would probably be in the early 2000s, and the same can be assumed for Xuli and Kyan, but not Foz, as he is years younger canonically.

As for the other 3, there is no canon dates, episodes or mentions. The following is all assumptions.

I would like to think that Kyan and Xuli both have birthdays in the summer or winter. Any time when there’s a holiday that the academy would NOT be operating in. I’d say July and August, but you can stretch for it to be in any month that a national holiday falls in.

As for Foz, I honestly don’t know that he would want a massive acknowledgement. He’s outgoing but also a little shy at times. He may well just not really mention when his birthday is so people don’t make a massive fuss, I know a few people like it.

Anyway, that’s all I’ve got in me for now. As always, ask questions if you want me to analyse something else like this.

[sunflower556]

Let's see, let's see...

So...

I'm going to take Requests.

I genuinely don't know what to draw so I guess I'll ask my audience!

Here are the Fandoms I'll do for:

Alan Becker, Go Jetters, TBHK, Haikyuu, Blue Lock and anything Lego[Ninjago/LMK]

Ships

I'll do ANY apart from TCO x Victim and TCO x TSC [Alan Becker], Kyan x Foz/Lars/Ubercorn/Glitch/Tala [Go Jetters],

It can be a comic based on the theme you give me

Absolutely NO to NFSW

2. Screenshot Re-Draws

Anything you ask me to do so, but it has to be from this.

Any Other? Just ask

I will also make Profile Pictures, and to writers, Book covers.

P.S: This will be open from 26-07-2024 to 30-08-2024 [As my Exams Start] and the re-open date is to be fixed.

Thank youssss ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

[CLOSED]

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

Name: “Zee”

Age: 28

DOB: August 9

Height: 5’7” (170cm)

Home Region: Alola

[Stream Beginning Soon…]

The lobby screen swipes away to reveal a young woman with side shaved cotton candy pink hair styled into babydoll curls. She’s wearing a satin black jumpsuit with a gold scalemail shoulder pad and a maroon cape. She sweeps her hand out to the side on a flourish that flashes the glimmering gold underside of her cape.

“Hello my darling skiddo kiddos! You’re here with me, Lady Zee, welcoming you to my channel!

If you’re new here, I’m the Oddity Hunter! I track down and showcase ghosts, glitches, paranormal activities, cryptids, and anything that’s just plain odd! I’m primarily on Togetwitch, but you can also find me on Chatot, Mewtube, and Tinkatok bringing you amazing content about the strangest of the strange!

Sometimes things can get a little spooky here. Sometimes we see things that are oh so scary, so follow with caution! We face topics such as death, ghostly possession, and occasionally abnormalities that break reality as we understand it.

I also occasionally write for the Masqueraide fashion-on-the-go magazine out of Lilycove, and I feature the adorable batty bats at the Twilight Eyes Conservatory run by @woobats-and-witch-hats !

Follow along as we move out from Alola and into the rest of the wonderful world of pokemon to discover the odd and unknown!

And all the way, remember! Mommy loves you!”

She forms her hands into a heart in front of her chest and blows a kiss toward the camera.

[Thanks for watching!]

Pokemon Team:

1. Benjie - Noivern

2. Tala - Sliggoo

3. Carmelita - Sensu Oricorio

4. Diwata - Turtonator

5. Biyaya - Applin

Companions:

1. Basilio - Deinglitch (deino variant)

2. Bituin - Cutiefly (shiny)

3. The Dreepy Beepy Babies - Dreepies (six of them)

💜Join Zee and other spooky, ghostly, or hexy characters in the RotoCurios server!💜

OOC info and content warnings under cut

Content warnings:

Common ones for this blog:

cw: death, cw: body horror, cw: eating pokemon, cw: horror, cw: suggestive, high stakes pokereality, glitch pokemon irl, cari ad, cw: genocide

Zee is pink and upbeat, but she is also in the horror genre. She will sometimes say or do things or share ic writing meant to disturb. She is also best friends with @pokeglitchden and as a result will sometimes post about or interact with glitch pokemon and glitches.

She also likes to cook, and this blog acknowledges that some pokemon are treated as edible.

Zee is a morally grey character and thus will sometimes say or do things that may seem questionable. Because she’s an influencer in-universe, she tries to hide them, but for the fun of roleplaying they’ll occasionally slip through.

The mod occasionally writes short horror stories featuring Zee’s adventures.

Roleplay Prompts:

Want to interact with Zee but don’t know how to start?

1. Fanmail! Zee is a famous paranormal streamer, she would LOVE to hear why your character is one of her skiddo kiddos, how long they’ve been a fan, what merch they’ve bought, how they became interested in her content, etc!

2. Tag her in stuff she’ll like/dislike! Are you a fellow ghost/paranormal hunter who just made a cool discovery? Did you just find or post an adorable pokemon? Did you just make an ATROCIOUS pun and you want to see how much psychic damage it deals? Tag her!

3. Send her a headcanon about ghosts, tell her about a spooky place she should investigate, or suggest a creepy pokemon she should feature! She might just go do that!

4. Zee’s Alolan! And she LOVES to talk to other Alolans! I the player headcanon parts of Alola as inspired by the Philippines, so bonus points if you ask her about adobo or halo halo!

5. Start beef with her! Are you a hex maniac, fellow paranormal hunter, ghost hunter, actual ghost, etc? Do you disagree with something she said? Do things work differently in your universe? Helpfully inform her, or rudely correct her!

Running Gags:

1. “Totally Straight” - Zee will sometimes say the gayest things about other women, usually Gym Leader Nessa, but then continue to insist she’s straight. It’s unconfirmed if she really hasn’t noticed yet that she’s bi or if she’s doing this to drive people nuts. This is played for laughs and characters are encouraged to respond incredulously. 2. "Anything But Puns" - Zee HATES puns with a passion and WILL shriek about it if you send her one.

General Info:

-Mod is an adult

-No NSFW asks (meaning sexually explicit, or containing graphic descriptions or depictions of nudity or sexual acts). Innuendo and suggestive is alright.

-Zee is an adult, and this blog may contain occasional innuendo or humor, tagged as cw: suggestive

-The views of the muse do not necessarily reflect the views of the mod

-Likes and follows will be from @kittrexcreates

Pelipper mail: ON

Magic anons: OFF

[wolfgang-edgar]

Der Traum war ein Glitch und durchdrang die Traummembran die Yazan vor zwei Tagen programmiert hatte. Über Stunden saß er in einem Flamingo und trieb ohne Zeitgefühl auf der schimmernden Oberfläche des Pools. Den Wechsel von Tag und Nacht zeigten die LEDs und verschiedenen Lieferanten für das Essen. Seit einiger Zeit mussten die Firmen ihren Mitarbeitenden Uniformen zur Verfügung stellen, die farblich zeigten, welche Art Meal sie lieferten. Lunch, Tea, Breakfest, Dinner, Supper, Munchies. Ein Kartell überwacht, dass es nicht zu Wettbewerbsverzerrung kommt. Seit den Uniformen ist es auf den Straßen ruhiger, manches hat sich zum Guten gewandelt, aber vieles ist geistesgestörter als vorher. Das staatlichorganisierte Traumsharing zum Beispiel.

Seitdem Tala nicht mehr zurückgekommen ist, sind wir ziemlich boneless. Yazan ist der Einzige, der die Pläne für gezielte Anschläge auf die Infrastruktur der DreamCumLab.CmPnY weiterentwickelt. Yazan war vor dieser ganzen Scheiße bei der NASA tätig und hat sich mit der Entwicklung von HyperQuanten beschäftigt. Er redet nicht viel darüber, aber das erklärt, wieso er so viel auf diesem Flamingo im Pool abhängt und arbeitet und döst und vor sich hin morpht wie der Sonnenuntergang. Wobei Untergang nicht stimmt. Seit 7 Wochen strahlt diese Projektion dieses kranken Sterns unentwegt auf unsere Bungalows in der Uckermark. Yazan meint die bleuherogroup.89 steckt dahinter.

[oklotea]

may we have soma tala for the soul :D I love your art so so so much it's so edible...slowly being dragged back into the go jetters fandom because DAMN that art is edible. good day :3

Ok first of all TYYY!!!!! ARGHEHDJW I GET SO COMFORTED EVERYTIME SOMEONE SAYS THEY LIKE MY ART!!!!! seconds of all, did you know I'm the first person on earth who's favorite character is an atomic bomb?

LOOK AT MY DARLING ARRHWHFBEHDHR thanks for requesting her!!!! SHE WAS ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF SEASON 3 <333 SHE WAS INTRODUCED SO WELL AND I MISS HER AGEGRHHWHFHE

[fruitgummultiifandom]

Alright I've got a crack theory for Go Jetters: Go Jetters is set in a world in which the SCP Foundation is in a Broken Masquerade situation (a Broken Masquerade situation is when the SCP Foundation steps out the shadows and show themselves to the public). In the Go Jetter universe, the Broken Masquerade of the Foundation went well, people adjusting to the knowledge of anomalous creatures, humans and advanced technology.

Since the Foundation can go through their staff members too quickly (containment breeches, freak accidents, etc) the Go Jetters are set up to train the best of best recruits from a young age and to hopefully bring them into the Foundation.

Since the Broken Masquerade took place, anomlous humans and humanoids are allowed to roam freely as long as they pose no threat to anyone. Ubercorn is one of these anomalies used to be held by the Foundation, but from a young age the Broken Masquerade situation took place and Ubercorn and his people could freely go anywhere in the world.

The categories that you get placed in determine which MTF group your assigned to, what your going to be research in when joining the Foundation, or if your anomlous yourself. Of course, the Foundation doesn't force it's Go Jetters to become Foundation members, but keeps a careful eye on the Go Jetter Academy graduate as they could join a Group of Interest with their advanced knowledge of the anomlous.

[starr-fall-knight-rise]

Presidential Debate

https://www.patreon.com/empyreaniris?fan_landing=true

https://starr-fall-knight-rise.tumblr.com/post/182501791735/master-post

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzEIdDAB4omdO2JcQVMObfrhLJ5kX4ONmSsLypM1ks0/edit?usp=sharing.\

“We can’t have a deadwoman running for president. It simply sets the wrong kind of precedent.”

On the holoscreen Tala Kelly raises an eyebrow in amusement, “Mr. Hunt, nowhere in UN global code does it say anything prohibiting a dead woman from running for president. It DOES say, and I have it right here, that I must be a citizen of earth, over the age of 40, human, and free of any major criminal offences including, murder, felony embezzlement, assault with a deadly weapon, sexual battery and others. As per the last time I won the presidency, all of those things still apply.”

“How can you be a citizen of earth if you died?” He shot back, pointedly jabbing a finger in her direction, “Shouldn’t you be a citizen of revelation now.”

Her eyebrow stayed raised, “How can I be a citizen of somewhere I have never been. I died, was captured by general kazna tortured for a year or more, forced into servitude and then escaped, and took a sabbatical on Arcadia during my recovery.”

Hunt’s face twisted into a sneer, the mean expression fitting perfectly on his face, like the expression had always belonged there, “And how about the rumors that you assaulted the president of Mars.”

Kelly straightened and her body flickered momentarily revealing the black void and smattering of stars that made up her other form. Her lips drew into a thin line. She stayed quiet for a moment, and Hunt crowed with Triumph, “That’s right, don’t think I wouldn’t know about that. I’ve seen the records, about what happened during that diplomatic mission, where you infiltrated the GA capital and attempted to murder the acting chairwoman, and assaulted the Martian president causing him to be left in a coma for several weeks.”

There was a muttering from the crowd with a sudden uptick in camera flashes. Kelly glitched again her lips still pressed together into a thin line. Voices were raised from the crowd.

“President Hunt, if we are here to put forward my litany of sins we can do the same for you. Like how there is evidence yu colluded with general Kazna to murder me, or perhaps how you ignored signs of the original void outbreak, or that you may have been involved in an attempt on Adam Vir’s life.” More muttering from the crowd, but she raised a hand, “Yes we can sit here and hurl insults at each other like a couple of monkeys throwing our own excrement, but I’m not here to do that. As far as my involvement in an attempted GA assasination is concerned…..” She paused again the gears inside her head churning hard.

There was silence before she sighed.

“Yes.”

There was a gasp from the crowd.

Kelly held up a hand again, “What I say next is not intended to absolve me of that, but perhaps it is time the public understands what happened following my death.” She adjusted her tie, “The spear used to kill me, has special properties, or so I understand, and is used to harvest Maker anima when the two are in contact. When I died, my anima was claimed by General Kazna. Usually an anima would return itself to the seat of maker power, revelation, but in this case I was brought to void holding, and thrown into….. Into a.” She struggled to find words, stumbled over her own tongue.

She had gone pale and her hands gripped the edges of the lectern.

She glitched twice in quick succession before managing to rein herself in, “Some people used to believe when you die there was nothing there, that it just ended. Well in this case that is what it felt like, for a whole year, or so I am told, I was kept inside a balck void. At the time I didn’t understand how to manifest a body so it was simply my mind and nothingness… The darkness the void subscribes to isn't dark. Do have something dark, you need light to exist and in that place, there was neither light or dark…… there was simply nothing. A whole year, alone in the nothing, 365 days of nothing but my own mind slowly going mad.”

The audience was silent. The glitch happened again but this time it stayed partially, on her right hand as she spoke, crawling up her arm though she was clearly trying to fight it down, “No one here, can understand what that is like, no one here should ever understand what it's like. The human mind is not equipped to be left alone like that without stimulation, sensory deprivation and isolation for that long resulted in a state of temporary madness. I have difficulty remembering up to six months after I was deployed by Kazna, a mindless creature of convoluted thought and form. If the president of mars wishes me to make reparations for what I did, then I will, if the people of earth don’t want me after that then I understand. I will not dodge my wrongdoings. I will not make excuses, I will only explain the facts and let you decide…. I will not lie.”  

She held up her hand so everyone could see the void of black and the rolling stars within, “I cannot shake what happened to me, I have accepted that I never will for as long as my anima draws power, but before you write me off, let me make my case. I know our enemy better than anyone, I know how they think and what they use, I have been there and I have returned, I have survived what I hope you will never have to. I have a rare insight into ur enemy that no one ever will. There is no one who wishes to deal with this problem more than me, to protect earth.” She lifted her chin as the glitch began to recede, replaced by smooth tanned skin.

“I understand what we need, and I will do everything in my, not inconsiderable, power to keep humanity safe. We have all seen what isolation has done to earth, the allies we have lost, the pain we have all suffered. And you know that I plan to broker allies, to return Earth to its seat in an intergalactic alliance that will defeat Kazna and the void. There are a few other things to consider of course.” She motioned to hunt, “Your president has managed to ostracize you from some of the most powerful people in the galaxy, but I still have good relations with them, The chairwoman of the GA, Lord Celex of the Celzex and his son Emperor Avex, Adam Vir, who even now works to combat the void.”

The crowd cheered.

Adam lifted his head from his pillow and adjusted the volume on the TV as the debate continued, but even that little movement was exhausting and he let his arm slump back down, slipping from his fingers and falling to the floor. He looked at it with some measure of resentment and held his hand out, willing the force to bring the remote back into his hand.

He was disappointed, once again, to find that he did not have any jedi powers, and the remote remained on the floor. He could, of course, use voice control to adjust the holoscreen, but whistled instead. Waffles came trotting into the room, her tail sweeping low against the floor.

He barely even had to point her in the right direction as she leaned down and picked up the remote, walking over to hand it back to him.

“Thanks pretty girl.” He said ruffling her ears.

Waffles licked his hand, and then his face.

He laughed.

With that waffles turned in a tight circle, and slumped to the floor with a heavy sigh right beneath his hand, head resting on her paws. At the other end of the couch laying across Adam’s feet, jeffery lifted his head.

“At ease.” Adam muttered.

He was only a day out of the hospital, and recovery was seeming a long way off. He was still drugged, quite heavily, and it seemed that he would never catch up on sleep. He was exhausted all the time, and spent more time napping than he did awake. Even with all the medicine, his chest ached,  weirdly only around the edges of his new lung and heart which didn’t hurt at all, nor the skin on his chest. Still he was tired, and sore and weak.

Simply lifting his arms felt impossible most days.

He had been brought here by way of wheelchair. He wouldn’t have been able to walk even if he had found the energy to strap on a prosthetic leg, which he most certainly didn’t.

It was all rather embarrassing of course, since the first few days he had been so weak, he couldn’t even raise his own arms, forcing Sunny to help him bathe, eat, dress and everything else he didn’t want to think about.

Speak of the devil.

Sunny stepped into the room just then spear in one of her lower hands, upper arms crossed over her chest.

“How’s it going/”

“Not sure, but I’m pretty sure Kelly is schooling hunt soundly.”

She walked over and sat on the edge of the couch next to him, “Like that was ever in question.” She leaned over gently touching her forehead to his. He kissed her cheek as she pulled away, one hand resting on the good half of his chest.

He held her hand in place with his right hand and turned his head back to the TV.

They were talking about something boring now, like fund allotment or something he didn’t have the energy to think about.

He yawned.

“You should sleep.”

“That’s what i’ve been doing for the past two or three weeks if you haven’t noticed.” He sighed in frustration, “By the time all this is over, all the muscles will have atrophied off my bones.”

Sunny ran a hand through his hair, “King James will sort you out then.”

That was true enough.

The man would like nothing more than to make Adam suffer through an incredible routine of back breaking exercises, which simply thinking about was making him tired. Then again walking to the bathroom seemed like an impossible task at this point, so running 12 miles felt as impossible as manifesting wings and flying away.

“Where’s Kay?”

“Preschool.”

Adam frowned, “he’s old enough for preschool.”

“Let me rephrase, Drev preschool.”

“Ah, okay.”

The drev started training their children young, not in combat necessarily, but they worked hard to train body awareness into their children. Running, climbing, jumping, being grabbed, thrown, spun upside down, flipped and twisted was all part of the process. It all seemed rather ridiculous, until you considered, that a peer reviewed study, done by krill, had confirmed that any children, drev or human included that participated in these early training sessions had better balance, spatial awareness, and body control even a year later than children who didn’t.

For Drev it was important, but for kay it would just be extra intense playtime.

“How are you feeling?” He asked, looking up at her from where he lay. At this oblique angle he got a good look at her stomach, but unlike human women, drev women had barely any indications of pregnancy except for their sudden psychological aversion to combat.

Sunny shrugged, “Fine, unless you consider the desire to eat everything in sight a problem.”

He snorted, Adam had never seen a “heavy” drev, so he doubted it. Then again he had never seen a drev that didn’t participate in martial combat every day, so finding a sedentary drev was near impossible. His eyes dropped a little as he watched the TV, lulled a little by Kelly’s steady voice.  His eyes opened a little when Sunny grabbed him gently by the shoulders, sitting him up long enough to slot herself in place behind him on the couch.

When he rested his head back down it was against her stomach, her legs penning him in on either side.

He hummed quietly, a habit he had picked up from her, as he closed his eyes again dozing off to sleep, cheek resting against her bare skin.

He supposed forced bed rest had its perks��

[weaselbeaselpants]

A very necessary expansive list of every animated Disney death

- (resurrected, resuscitated, "Disney Death")

+ (dead before the events of the films; died off-screen)

** (death unconfirmed; died in deleted scene)

-Snow White poisoned

Evil Queen fell off a cliff and crushed by a giant boulder

-Pinocchio drowned???

Living Broom hacked to bits; life taken away by Yen Sid

Stegosaurus neck broken and eaten alive by badly drawn T rex

Bambi’s Mother shot

Pheasant shot

The Wolf shot and killed by Peter

Willie Whale harpooned

Ichabod Crane ** (("spirited away"= decapitated by headless horseman))

+Cinderella’s parents ((IDK honestly)

Oysters eaten alive by the Walrus

Cards decapitated

Nutsy gassed in pound

Diablo turned to stone

Maleficent stabbed in chest and fell to death

+Mowgli’s parents ((implied to have been killed by wild animals))

Tod’s Mother shot

Black Bear fell off of waterfall

-Gurgi suicide by jumping into cauldron

Gwythianth ** crushed to death by falling castle

Unnamed Horned King soldier ** killed by cauldron born in the one deleted scene that's apparently more important than any other deleted scene from this movie

Horned King sucked into the black cauldron entrails first

Bartholomew eaten alive

Felicia ripped apart by royal guard dogs

Fidget** ((fell into the river Thames; never clear how dead he is))

Professor Ratigan fell off Big Ben

Desoto and Roscoe electrocuted to death on subway rail

Sykes ran over in collision with a subway train

Flotsam and Jetsam electrocuted and blow to pieces accidentally by Ursula

Ursula impaled by ship and electrocuted to death

Percival Mcleach fell off a waterfall

Gaston lost footing and fell to death off Beast's castle

-Beast stabbed in vital organs

Gazeem 'eaten'/crushed to death by the jaws of the cave of wonders

Mufasa thrown off a cliff and trampled by a stampede of wildebeast

Scar eaten alive by hyenas

Hyena clan ** ((consumed by flames))

Kocoum shot

Quasimodo’s Mother broke her neck and skull when kicked against cathedral steps

Judge Claude Frollo fell off of Notre Dame into boiling coals and lava

-Megara crushed under pillar

Cyclops titan tripped and head split open

Great Wall guard ** ((possibly murdered after alerting the other guards of the wall))

Chinese Soldier shot in the back after defying Shan Yu

Village slaughtered by huns

General Shang slaughtered by huns

Shan Yu’s army crushed under an avalanche

Shan Yu torpedoed into a fireworks display and blown up

Kerchak and Kala’s baby eaten alive by Sabor

Tarzan’s parents mauled and possibly eaten by Aabor

Sabor stabbed to death by Tarzan

Kerchak shot

Clayton unintentionally hung himself from the vines of the trees

Aladar’s mother ((may have been eaten))

Island of Lemurs killed in meteor shower

Bruton crushed to death

Kron fell to death

Carnatourus 1 crushed to death

Carnatour 2 fell to death

Queen of Atlantis taken by the crystal

+Milo’s grandfather ((I think natural causes))

Crew of Ulysses killed in leviathon attack

King of Atlantis succumbed to wounds inflicted by Roarke

Helga St. Clair succumbed to wounds after being thrown out of ship by Roarke

Roarke infected by the crystal after being cut by it then blown the shit up by helicopter turbines

+Lilo and Nani’s parents died in a car accident

Pudge ** ((murdered by seagulls no thanks to Stitch))

Billy Bones wounded after altercation and crash

Mr. Arrows lost in space

Scroop lost in space

Sitka sacrificed himself by breaking the glacier he was standing on apart and falling with it to his death

Koda’s mother stabbed by Kenai

Doris quantum aborted by Lewis

+Tiana’s father ((implied to have died in WWI))

Dr. Facilier dragged into the other side by "friends"

Ray crushed to death by Dr Facilier

-Flynn Rider stabbed by Mother Gothel

Mother Gothel rapidly aged and disintagrated

+Calhoun’s first husband eaten alive by cybug

King Kandy/Turbo killed outside of his game by volcano

King and Queen of Arendelle died in shipwreck

-Anna iced

Tadashi blown the fack up

-Baymax body left floating out in space

Tala died peacefully wow that's nice

-Olaf melted

-Elsa iced

-Everybody in Kumandra unstoned

Disney Sequels

Forte unhinged himself and died I don't know exactly please don't make me rewatch that film to make sure

Nuka crushed to death in flood

Zira fell ((deleted scenes willingly)) into ravine

Morgana iced

-Stitch glitch AIDS

Athena crushed against rocks and a ship

Extra

+Teddy Valiant "dropped a piano on his head..."

Toon Shoe dipped

Toon Patrol dipped

Judge Doom dipped

Oogie Boogie flayed alive, insides boiled, and then crushed under Santa's boot

+James parents eaten by either a real rhino or an elderitch storm rhino who the frack are you trying to explain James and the Giant Peach? eat a dick Doug Walker!

-Sparky hit by car; died in windmill fire

Sea Monkeys exploded after eating salt

Shelly electrocuted back into corpse

Colossas crushed in pokemon battle

Mr. Whiskers impaled and left to burn to death

Pixar

Hopper fed alive to hungry baby birds

+Coral eaten by barraccuda

+Nemo’s siblings eaten by barraccuda

Legion of Supers genocided by Syndrome through the Omnidroid

Syndrome’s goons blown up and left to die a lot

Syndrome "no capes!"

+Gustau health declined after falling into depression

-Wall.E crushed under the gears of the Axium

Ellie Fredrikson natural causes???

Charles Muntz fell off of Carl's floating house into the jungle and died

Mor’du crushed to death under boulder

Bing Bong forgotten

Henry killed in flashflood

Thunderclap knocked out by Arlo and fell inconcsious into rapids

Ernesto DeLa Cruz crushed to death during live performance

+Imelda natural causes

Hector poisoned by his best friend before wanting to return home for Christmas wow that's evil, Ernesto

Coco natural causes

-Joe Gardener fell into manhole

What better way to write myself asleep than with an arbitrary Disney list?